#has:cscoop

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#2 - november 23rd, 2019

(cooper uploaded a video with clips from the first and second smpe stream, found here)

cooper and travis joined after playing as team make a wish in mc saturdays #2

cooper joined and immediately joke flirted with wilbur in chat ->

WilburSoot: cooper you free for a proposition? cscoop: im free if you know what i mean, wilbur ;) WilburSoot: i do ;) WilburSoot: omw

cooper read a sign from tommyinnit and immediately declared that tommy ‘was not allowed on his land’, despite never having met him before??

cooper: i don’t know tommyinnit, and i don’t care. he’s not allowed on my land! if i catch him on my land i decree SanDiego law, he’s dead, ight?

(unbeknownst to cooper, this would be foreshadowing).

wilbur, charlie soot and tommy joined his voice chat. 

wilbur desperately tried to talk to cooper about his railway but kept on getting interrupted by the following:

- travis vibing on 160mg of caffeine

- tommy being a schlatt stan and also a bastard

- cooper attempting to murder tommy

travis was freed from the grand canyon and started attacking tommy and also fucking barking at him because he’s an actual furry apparently

charlie and wilbur left and abandoned tommy to be dealt with by travis

tommy killed travis and was declared an official enemy of the state by cooper

after tommy left the stream calmed down, and josh joined the call. cooper made it clear he didn’t actually have anything against tommy, and was just doing a bit.

tommy raided cooper and cooper mispronounced his name as ‘timmy’. 

travis continually asked cooper to let him murder, but cooper played the older brother and wouldn’t let him.

weest joined the call and he and travis got into an argument about geography because travis is a brainlet. travis doxxed himself by saying he failed history twice and had to retake geography, but that he did well in all his other classes (and somehow got a fucking 102% in economics??)

this screenshot basically sums up the first half of the stream ->

cooper went into travis’ room irl and insisted he not murder anybody on the server (clip of the following transcript here)

cooper: alright that’s it i’m fuckin [indistinguishable] cooper, distantly: TRAVIS travis: what? cooper: no murder travis: i’m not murdering! who said that, who said that? cooper: no murder! travis: who said that? cooper: no murder! travis: who said that? cooper: no murder!! travis: who said that? weest: what’s happening? what am i hearing? cooper: i had to go tell travis not to murder everyone.

someone paid cooper $50 to make a killing machine, and cooper changed his mind on letting travis murder by asking travis to make a guillotine.

tl;dr - cooper declared tommyinnit an enemy of the state, travis was off the goop and was given homicide permissions.

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#1 - november 22nd, 2019

cooper warped to north america, while in a call with josh. josh (aka Prussia/GermanEmpire) allied with him.

michael immediately offered to help cooper learn how to use the faction commands because he’s a goddamn sweetheart. 

cooper called his faction ‘SouthernCalifornia’, but renamed to ‘SanDiego’.

michael, james and cooper got DANGEROUSLY close to recreating the hey wilbur copypasta at multiple points (clip of the following transcript here)

james: i miss talking to mikey.  cooper: talk to him then.  james: but not you guys, nah im jo- i miss talking to yall. cooper: mikey’s always on at weird times. drunk. james: i’m gonna give mikey a kiss. michael: cooper i miss talking to you man [unintelligible, since cooper starting making a weird fucking noise] cooper: love you, hammy. michael: [unintelligible] yknow, we used to be such good friends.

for comparison: hey wilbur. im sorry i got so distant. im sorry i pushed you away. ive never been good at telling people what i want. i hope youre okay. i miss you. - schlatt.

cooper, charlie and josh then joined a call together. this was the beginning of chaos.

josh began to babyrage over burren and krinios leaving his faction - which you can read more about here.

cooper started building a town hall, and he and charlies antics caused josh to end his 5 hour stream out of exhaustion.

charlie: is nick still on? cooper: you gonna commit a war crime against nick? charlie: nick is the person who LEAST deserves a war crime committed against him. cooper: are you kidding?

cooper, charlie and josh all monkaS’ed about the possibility of techno killing them.

cooper predicted that charlie would take over france and lo and behold, charlie ended up claiming france.

cooper and charlie realised how bad an idea having streamers playing on a map of the world was, after cooper made a joke about charlie splitting germany in two, this was a reoccurring realisation as charlie learned he couldnt ally with altrive (japan).

cooper: no, some youtooz look pretty good. especially one thats coming out sometime soon. winky winky. (charlie, travis and ted are all getting youtooz soon so he could be talking about them OR he could be hinting at getting his own)

carson apparently has a pokimane shirt that includes her face and her name (with flowers on it!).

cooper found a singular diamond. sad pog

also they started having an argument about the movie surfs up? i zoned out halfway through and tuned back in to hear ‘chicken joe shredded dude’ and then i zoned out again because my braincells couldnt comprehend it

go check out this post - it covers charlies stream. charlie, cooper and josh were in the same call for the majority of the time, and cooper was kinda just vibing while shit went down.

tl;dr - cooper spawned in north america and built a town hall for SanDiego while charlie drained josh of his will to live.

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#4 - december 1st, 2019

title of coopers stream said it was smp #3 even though this is the 4th time hes streamed on the server. cooper may need to go back to kindergarten and relearn numbers

since travis was with his family his mic was absolute ass and he sounded like a demon from hell (example here - warning tho this shit is loud)

apparently fart club is close to picking a name! they just need approval from ryan p and then they’ll be set

cooper said he’d rather die than get a mullet (bm btw mullets are dope as hell)

charlie and travis left to go play gang beasts about 20 minutes into the stream so cooper and joko switched over to club penguin.

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#3 - november 27th, 2019

great way to start the stream off, thanks swifty.

cooper started off the stream by explaining that his tire had been punctured by a metal triangle (possible illuminati conspiracy?) and that he was fundraising to buy a new one.

chat vibed hard to cavetown and cooper seemed relatively clueless about the songs (he was playing spotify recommended songs)

cooper deflected joko’s comment about travis being his mining slave by calling travis the ‘ambassador to san diego’ (but we all know the truth). 

he hit the fundraising goal about 32 minutes into the stream, and switched over to csgo about 38 minutes into the stream.