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princessnijireiki · 2 years

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oh also David 8 cause i think that’d be funny

Not quite as severe a disjoint as Matt Smith being a literal genius villain wasted on the shitshow film that is Morbius, but damn near close enough lmao. He's just a mischievous little guy who hates his dad & stans Peter O'Toole & wanted to kill "god" but got broken into little Legos for his hubris so he keeps attempting bioweapon genocidal experiments about it. Bleaching his roots in a room by himself while repeating movie dialogue from a very gay role 3 inches away from the TV screen in space was not even his gayest behavior by a long shot. Horrible man. Aesthetically very much walked so Homelander could run. If Ridley Scott wasn't so repressed about his religious trauma & daddy issues we could've really heightened the camp and had an even better time.

#ninerivens #also I got distracted & started googling stuff but this is how I found out peter o'toole was anton ego in ratatooty?!??#amazing work everybody hit the showers #david 8 #and what's his face walter #alien franchise #prometheus #alien: covenant #hashtag get morbed lol

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princessnijireiki · 2 years

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There's a post saying to give the Amazon Prime LOTR show the Morbius treatment. And by that I thought they meant memes. But they meant just make it flop because of reasons of Tolkien Wouldn't Like This. To which I say. Lol. Lol. Lmfao

#my gpa's a big nerd so we were gonna end up watching it anyway but outrage bc ''there is now sex in the catholic elf series'' is hysterical #like... like I give a shit lol. get morbed. have sex ekse #tolkien was also syouper raciste so like yeah lol set that corpse a spinnin in that grave baby #whether or not the show sucks is an ENTIRELY separate conversation atp hashtag MORBILLIONS #hashtag get morbed lol #lotr

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princessnijireiki · 2 years

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Matt Smith really said "what if Patrick Bateman & specifically Tom Cruise Lestat had an English baby" and Jared Harris said "what if I was his papà & left silk bathrobes lying around my NYC penthouse for Lestateman to change into when we have little charged gay conversations about how 'he was (re)born different & it's not a curse' in my living room with the Pepto Bismol pink walls & leftover furniture set pieces from Auntie Mame," and Sony/Marvel took those geniuses & stuck them in Morbius

#season 5 of the crown looks so good #what's absolutely ridiculous is this would've been inescapable in the superwholock potterhead rise of the tangled guardians tumblr years #but what's way funnier is this is actually so good I'm glad they're not around anymore like it is SOOOO much funnier this way #only like 5 decent minutes of footage TOTAL from the entire movie & the bulk of it is matt smith dancing or yelling in satin? comedy gold #like he literally says ''you've discovered my secret DOES DADDY DISAPPROVE?!'' it's camp methinks #hashtag get morbed lol

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princessnijireiki · 2 years

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most NYC moment thus far was the subway station fight ending in Matt Smith going "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and then laughing + having a lil dance break about it

#it really is morbin' time I guess #very patrick bateman lite of him tbh...#hashtag get morbed lol

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princessnijireiki · 2 years

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Adria Arjona has the career she wants (Eiza Gonzalez & Ana de Armas's passovers/leftovers) on the standard textbook Light/White Latina professional track, but boy the amount of disappointing that is is... very much reflected in the quality/appearance of her love interests in those projects + the projects themselves lmfao

#very difficult to verbalize but other poc get it #like these actors of color get on the Wannabe White Show Biz Path and that's bad enough #but then they also gotta kiss some UGLY ass + comparitively UNTALENTED/UNDERQUALIFIED people on their path to B-/C-level actor status #hashtag get morbed lol

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princessnijireiki · 2 years

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ok I'm done for now lol it's just still so funny... #sorry for party morbing

#the shang chi fans are still idiots though like... they are sooooo lucky they had tony leung bc otherwise they'd be in the morbius box too #and ik this is a sony flop but aht aht!#disney folded venom into the mcu with spiderman fifyyleven so marvel fans better not get too cocky either ! your days are numbered bitch !#hashtag get morbed lol

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princessnijireiki · 2 years

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The more I learn about Morbius, the more confused I get. I would honestly love to learn what the Making Of this movie was because there are just so many disparate things that they just put together and I’m just like “why did you think this would be a big hit?”. I also just refuse to actually watch it out of principle. If I’m gonna watch a bad movie on purpose, it at least has to be fun-bad.

There were zero redeeming factors to it lmao, even Matt Smith being startlingly funny is in actuality a bummer bc "what if Patrick Bateman was a vampire" + "what if Jared Harris accidentally had two vampire sons" both deserve to be in a better film

#inkyzuzi #while I have absolutely seen worse films...#this was bad + forgettable except for the dance break and I have nothing positive to say about it #hashtag get morbed lol

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princessnijireiki · 2 years

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https://hallandoates1970topresent.tumblr.com/post/693342762113908736

saw this and thought of you right away gen

oooomg

#roarofalannister #I LOVE IT #hashtag get morbed lol

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