#only like 5 decent minutes of footage TOTAL from the entire movie & the bulk of it is matt smith dancing or yelling in satin? comedy gold

[princessnijireiki]

Matt Smith really said "what if Patrick Bateman & specifically Tom Cruise Lestat had an English baby" and Jared Harris said "what if I was his papà & left silk bathrobes lying around my NYC penthouse for Lestateman to change into when we have little charged gay conversations about how 'he was (re)born different & it's not a curse' in my living room with the Pepto Bismol pink walls & leftover furniture set pieces from Auntie Mame," and Sony/Marvel took those geniuses & stuck them in Morbius