#haven’t fully caught up yet! there were a couple eps I missed due to work/falling asleep before the ep started 😓

[saintlesbian]

too bad about so many recent eps getting preempted but pretty lucky for me since that gives me some time to catch up on the eps I missed 😊 anyways.

- Willow for the love of god can you PLEASE quit with the nina vendetta and can we skip to the part where y’all stop hating each other I’m SO tired

- Portia my least favorite neurotic nutcase 🥰 why are you being SO friendly w/ Esme you cannot trust this bitch as far as you can throw her. I get you hate spencer and you want him gone and everybody also wants Esme gone but who’s to say trina won’t just chase after him again. lose your daughter all over again

- also Laura and Kevin about to take their white asses to Chechnya is so bad bc as soon as they take their eyes off spencer/Esme for even a second all hell will break loose. but at they’re takin yuri with them at least, my favorite Belarusian bear 🐻 ❤️

- once again my most favorite neurotic nutcase nina is in a hell of her own making 💔 trying to gaslight Ned is a bad look it ain’t gonna work 😅 plus once the truth comes out about her snitching that’s def gonna be the end of Sona and have Willow going back to outright hating her

- oh and they’re finally moving some of the Austin/Ava/Mason plot along okay. baldy was the one to call the hit on Sonny I guess… also trying to have ava spy for you? babygirl this is Ava Jerome we’re talking about, she’s been through all the mob shit before, this is child’s play at this point

- Ned busting his ass in the pool was really funny sorry. like I love the guy but the way he was running to his momma to snitch was goofy as hell

- Anna devane in her enemy of the state era 🥺 at least the vanna scenes were good. as usual

- ZORDAN!!!! finally Jordan can let go of that Bald Bitch and go back to being a bad bitch. but also when it comes out that she fucked her ex husband’s wife’s brother it’s gonna be so ridiculous

- Tracy my beloved I don’t get your deal. on the one hand trying to frame drew for pushing Ned in the pool was kinda funny and once again feeds back into the theory that Maybe Tracy Called The SEC 🤔 but also why plant BLQ into Deception for corporate espionage to try and tank the company what does that accomplish. also you just helped set her back up w/ chase and get his badge back so now how is she supposed to pull this illegal shit off with her cop bf so close by????

- not even gonna comment on the contradictory nature of the Jex/bensons plotlines bc they make my head hurt and I haven’t been paying attention. can they stop glorifying joss and just write her character as the selfish/bratty girl she was truly meant to be while still calling out her behaviors bc I think she’d be more likeable that way 🙃