#havens liveblogs supernatural

[bucklebunnydean]

oh 2x1 in my time of dying dean you'd shit your pants if you saw how you went out

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oouguh ghost dean yelling at john in 2x1. you're right there but your father never sees you. and then all those seasons and episodes and years later when he begs his mom to see him.

[bucklebunnydean]

Even Dean's "I'm a badass hunter guy" story about killing a werewolf at 16 is laced with trauma and daddy issues

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"Your misery's the whole point. It's too fun to watch." fucking. supernatural thesis statement. and some one-off crossroads demon says it to dean in season fucking two.

[bucklebunnydean]

sorry. a girl gives dean her myspace address while she's hitting on him and he doesn't know what it is. a) technologically unsavvy king and b) just got sucked into some sort of time vortex and remembered how old this show is

[bucklebunnydean]

wait sorry the boys have an uncle? who put up mary's headstone? since when??

[bucklebunnydean]

ah we're in the racism part of the episode. featuring everyone's favorite trope, Wise and Silent Indian Guy Delivers Exposition. also what the fuck do y'all mean "relocate" use your big boy words

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dean saying john used to visit stanford to check on sam when he was the one doing that. i'm sick.

[bucklebunnydean]

odd that this ep has Sam bonding with the kid when Dean's usually Mr. Good With Children. maybe they're trying to establish Sam as a 'freak'? thoughts? peer review this post please

[bucklebunnydean]

you know what. when azazel was killing Dean in 1x22, he should have started lifting him towards the ceiling. enhance the female coding of dean and parallel him more effectively with Mary. but no. they just made him bleed mysteriously.

fucking cowards.

[bucklebunnydean]

"I'm not exactly brochure material" says the normalest fucking boy you've ever seen. and then Sam does the "Dad was meaner to me than he was to you" routine. hello distorted perception of family relationships/normalcy

[bucklebunnydean]

why did we as a society stop making shitty white people rock a la the 2000s. i think that's when things started getting worse.

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"Sari, take your brother outside as fast as you can and don't look back" heavyhanded parallels etc etc but really scratches an itch

[bucklebunnydean]

the thesis of this episode re: the boys specifically is "sam doesn't know how to hustle." now he's judging dean for wanting some free bbq. cry me a river fancy boy

[bucklebunnydean]

hey goody two shoes sam what's your plan to put shitty road food on the table? "hustling pool? credit card scams?" and what specifically is the alternative? you wanna ask people whose lives you just saved for $200?

[bucklebunnydean]

"there are twenty two girls in there, I'm perfectly safe"

"that's exactly what I'm worried about, don't you think I know what goes on in there" this sounds like he's talking about lesbian sex which can't be true because everyone knows lesbians weren't invented until Charlie Bradbury circa season 7