#having fun with temp tats

[asexualcloud]

ok, so sorry if this has been explained and i didnt get it or haven't got to that part yet but

i know he appears without them like in scenes with his hair down, but hisoka seems like the type of dude to get face tats. (let me have fun)

[koencloset]

the dress i got for halloween and waited 15 days for finally came in only for me to realize that i ordered a size too small. like its fine itll still fit on my body but its certainly not comfortable and i worry how long this very good quality item will last on a body its not fitted for 😔

i was honestly shocked by the quality of what i got! the stitching is great and the fabric is comfy (or, it would be), the detachable syringes DOUBLE AS PENS?? IT CAME WITH TEMP TATS! and theyre gorgeous, i'm almost scared to use them

be ready for my halloween outfits though! i have one for the daytime goingson and one for the nightime fun, though hopefully my face will clear up by then so my acne doesn't clash with my makeup

[softlimefluff]

Joseph Joestar (little irl things for your JoJo f/o)

Requested by anon

-These "thumbchucks" like Joseph's hamon clackers

(I also had a toy called astrojacks as a teen that was like 3 plastic balls on a yoyo string--they still make them but it's softer materials now!)

-Joseph's yellow and green scarf from Battle Tendency

-This purple and silver headband/hair accessory to remind you of Hermit Purple

-This adorable Joseph star pin from etsy!!

-If you want more like a bag pin, there's this cute heart badge

-There's also a bunch of Zen Monkey Studios pins on amazon:

Silver Joseph Green Glitter Joseph Pastel Joseph

-They also make a Joseph patch!

-The Hermit tarot card earrings for JoJo's stand

-These adorable CaeJose cat stickers from etsy

-JoJo World just announced nail polish

Similar colors you can find at ULTA or the drugstore are Sally Hansen insta-dri in Heather Hustle or Sally Hansen Miracle Gel in Orchid-ing Aside (just make sure to get a clear topcoat for the gel one!)

-For P3 Joseph, there's a little Oldseph with Hermit Purple keychain

-And since his favorite color is Marine Blue and his dream was to be an airplane pilot, here's a little plane bracelet (be careful with the wings though, reviews say they're a bit stabby)

-As a nod to DIU ancientseph, here are some hat options inspired by his yellow and black (cheetah?) print one

Pom Pom winter hat Fluffy Beret Yellow Cheetah bucket hat

-If you want to have the Joestar tattoo (temporarily), there's a skin safe purple marker here or a website that offers a joestar temporary tat (I cannot personally vouch for the site yet, but other temp tats from their site have good reviews!)

-Joseph was also an avid comic collector so a fun solo date would be grabbing ice cream and going to a local comic shop!

-According to Araki, his fav foods were fried chicken (KFC trip?) and bubble gum (always keep a pack in your bag in memory of him!)

-As always, I recommend writing your f/o a letter (either in a journal or on @ jojolovenotes), sketching your favorite screenshots, rewatching the episodes your f/o shows up in, and making a playlist inspired by your f/o (including their music namesakes).

[hopefulstarfire]

How about Ya Boy Guzma for that character meme?

@kohakuhime UM ABSOLUTELY LET'S TALK ABOUT YA BOI

favorite thing about them

God there's too many things I love about Guzma, but I think my favorite has to do with Team Skull. Guzma came from a very toxic and abusive household, on top of feeling like he could never stack up because he couldn't be a Trial Captain, he couldn't make it past the Island Trials and then the team he was originally a part of got demolished. He saw that there were others like him -- misfits, kids from bad homes, kids who didn't feel like they were enough -- and he made his own family. He gave them a place of belonging and also created one of the greatest Pokemon "villain" teams ever, like, I'm sorry Team Skull is the greatest thing, but I love the layers and complexities of why he formed them and how it also really highlights his growth throughout the story. Like in USUM, you actually find him talking about how he's going to protect the people he cares about, even without being a Captain and even after disbanding Team Skull, meaning he's not abandoning them.

least favorite thing about them

I don't necessarily think I have things that I dislike about Guzma specifically. There are things that break my heart about Guzma, such as his trauma responses of yanking his hair out and screaming "GUZMA, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU" and it's definitely something that came from his childhood and his father's abuse. But there are story elements that I wish were done better for his story; I would've loved to have seen him get a cut scene with Gladion while Gladion was part of Team Skull, or even more information about how he and Lusamine teamed up (they talk about her being the only adult that ever showed him "respect" but we don't see it before he shows up at the Aether Foundation when Nebby and Lillie get kidnapped), maybe something in the post game with Team Skull reforming but this time as something new entirely, or how about maybe not let it be the next time you see him in Sun and Moon is at his abusive parents house, his dad beat him with golf clubs cOULD YOU NOT HAVE JUST SHOWN HIM AT PLUMERIAS HOUSE OR SOMETHING -- LET THE MAN HAVE SOME PEACE --

favorite line

"Maybe when you bring out the best in others, it helps you find the best in yourself, too, huh?"

brOTP

Him and Plumes all day every day bbyyyyy

OTP

I don't know if I have a set OTP for Guzma, but it's always fun seeing everyone make OCs to pair with Guzma. Also Guzma x THERAPY.

nOTP

Him and Lusamine. Also him and Nanu.

random headcanon

I feel like there's one day where he and the others go back and remodel Po Town. They make it actually livable and the little town becomes a sort of safe haven for those who need a home, injured Pokemon and even kids who are traveling to Alola from other regions and need a home to stay at when they're first starting out. Guzma's the one who starts it at first, probably by himself because he's stubborn and determined, and then one by one there's a pour of people coming to help him, starting with Sun/Moon, Lillie, Hau, Hala, Nanu, the other Kahunas and Trial Captains, Plumeria and Team Skull, Kukui, everyone comes and helps make this a reality, with Guzma leading them on and I think it's after that that Nanu announces his retirement as Kahuna and Guzma is chosen by Tapu Bulu as the next Kahuna.

unpopular opinion

I don't know if this actually unpopular or not, but I don't like that his tattoos were fake/temp tattoos. Let him be tatted up. I want Guzma with sleeves damnit.

song i associate with them

Face Off by Tech N9ne

Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead

Homecoming King by Andy Black

Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea by Fall Out Boy.

Future by Mystery Skulls.

favorite picture of them

I tend to really like the ones where Guzma just looks Feral

Also

[lildemonsemen]

Hey everybody!

I posted about the Patreon I’m making for this, but Etsy seems like a better option so HERE WE GO AGAIN!

I’m making an Etsy store that will be for designing your own temporary tattoos if you, like me, get caught up in tattoo fever but are feeling “responsible” about it or just wanna have fun.

How it’s gonna be is you commission what you’d like (this’ll all be cheap; I’m poor and desperate and your servant) and submit any pics or just ideas of a tattoo you want, if it’s for a fandom I can research it and pitch my own ideas too, then I design it for you and get your okay, then I’ll ship out as many temporary tats of your design as you want, whether to just sate a need to tattoo a symbol of your current hyperfixation onto you or be “responsible” and use them for a while to make sure you really do want that tattoo on you for real.

Please please support, being an optimist I’ll say I’ll send out the first ten commissions free!

Please give it a whirl (I mean it’s FREE) and also out of pity bc I’m currently so very jobless and have to pay for school like soon and living in my friend’s closet-cum-guest bedroom and it’s only a temporary fix with no long term in sight, and he is a boy who eats trash smelling microwaved anything and is a wildcard about how long he lets laundry sit and overall I am suffering so I’m getting creative with any kind of solution.

Love y’all stay safe today!!!

Also here’s some examples I made for myself!

First one is the finished real tattoo of a temporary Falcon tattoo I designed myself and made into a temp tat w my friend’s guidance to make sure I wanted it. Second isn’t my design but I made the tattoo stamp itself, and it caters to my current Hannibal Zone (it’s a bit scuffed just bc I just took a shower & exfoliated I swear)

[deathvsthemaiden]

20 random facts about yourself that may surprise people! Tagged by @sjouno (thank you!!🌌)

1. Do you make your bed? Almost never...🙈😣 my room is a constant mess

2. What’s your favorite number? Hmm. 5 is nice! The smallest landmark # therefore very dependable. 5️⃣

3. What’s your job? I work part time at a chain jewelry store 🏬

4. If you could, would you go back to school? I’m in college and you’d have to drag my corpse back to public school!! 💀 College is tolerable tho. Sometimes even fun

5. Can you parallel park? Strictly in theory hardly ever in practice 🚘

6. A job you had which would surprise people? I’ve only had one and it’s my current and I super love jewelry so? Probably not surprising 💍 Maybe the fact that I work arguably of my own volition is surprising to some? I could definitely see that and not blame them shcndndndz

7. Do you think aliens are real? I’m sure we have friends out there! Idk if I’m hyped to meet them but I’m sure some form of life exists somewhere. Kindddd of indifferent ngl. I hope for their sake’s they never meet us🌎

8. Can you drive a manual car? I assume yes? Idk the kinds of cars I just. Drive. Vroom vroom 🚗 I do take pains to control it. Which takes manual effort sncndndnndz

9. What’s your guilty pleasure? Specific books and songs! Also daydreaming excessively, tea and coffee in excess...I’m probably forgetting some things. Excess basically!! I love pushing limits. Usually. Depends on the limit. I’m sensible I promise 🙏🏽

10. Tattoos? I’m a Muslim so nope! I used to love those temp Lisa frank tats tho 💃🐯

11. Favorite color? This is so HARD! Red or purple. Or green. Pale pink is also lovely...🌹 I feel simultaneously there’s not enough colors we can see and too many.

12. Things people do that drive you crazy? I am easily driven to crazy 😔 Idk...when people take being angry as an excuse to overstep all bounds? When teachers give garbage prompts for things and expect more than garbage answers? When people are inconsiderate, when straight haired people pretend they know what a bad hair day is? (I’m softcore Kidding about that last one) Too much to listttt

13. Any phobias? Umm. I’m terrified of committing accidental manslaughter which is why driving was scary for so long. Is that a phobia though? I feel perfectly rational in fearing it. Don’t like multiple eyed spiders!! And when they have FUR?! I’m gone. No thank you. THE OCEAN is the love of my life and one of my biggest fears in general. Like everything in it??.....you’re gorgeous but stay away from me. 🌊 also im afraid of being the only person in the room when an old person unexpectedly dies how do I prove I didn’t do anything wrong and it was just their time how do I prove—?! Starting a house fire also that would be SO embarrassing 🔥

14. Favorite childhood sport? You’re funny. (I like swimming, ice skating, rollerblading and archery but I didn’t really do most of those as a kid. I’ve participated in each of those sports only recreationally and only get the opportunity sometimes) 🏹 🏊‍♀️ ⛸

15. Do you talk to yourself? Constantly and I’m afraid I’m too loud about it. Frantic muttering when panicked and making weird sounds when doing stuff like whoosh whoosh whoosh or chicka chicka chicka. Also I hum a lot and my friends do it to now bc of me ahxjdndndn. Maybe this is why I get along so well with babies. We speak the same language 🤯

16. What movie do you adore? Ooh a challenge! Lately I can only think of movies I hate (my top hated ones are Jane Eyre 2011 (terrible+lifeless adaptation!!), American Sniper (where to begin...) and the Duchess (WHERE do I BEGIN?!) if you were wondering) I love Blancanieves, Hindi Medium, Brother Bear, English Vinglish.....yes I am cheating🎥

17. Do you like puzzles? Sometimes. I like the idea of them more than exerting my brain shcjfnfnf! I do like convincing my family to buy 1000 piece puzzles and having them do most of it over the course of a few days! That’s always fun✨🧩

18. Favorite kind of music? Ugh what’s music. No I’m kidding. Sir Spotify says Pop, Desi, Indie and Rock are my most listened to genres. I’ll listen to anything upbeat with lyrics I can at least tolerate, and I can’t stand crying songs. I make an exception for Tamino and the occasional Adele song but that’s about it! ☝🏽

19. Tea or coffee? Both!! Multiple cups of both every day. 🍵+☕️=🤪

20. The first thing you remember you wanted to be when you grew up? F-fashion designer but ALSO!! I wanted to have Maleficent’s ability to turn into a dragon and breathe green fire specifically. That was so rad actually I STILL want that now that I think about it 🤔 🐉

Tagging: @pinkafropuffs @k-amui @obsessedwithallthingsbooks @abyssinah @makruh @jaqenhhgar @frightrider @cosmerelove @tacticalbolt @iwaizuml @bereadynbebrave @ayuumaku @unearthsea @barachiel @hotgirltohru @aochiro @palmtreeexpress and anyone else who wants to do it!

[punkscowardschampions]

Joe & Ronnie

Joe: what are you actually doing Ronnie: having an orgy Ronnie: ain't you gutted you didn't stay Joe: was before Joe: however appealing or un that is Ronnie: cry to some other cunt Ronnie: I told you not to go Joe: I ain't interested in no other cunt, that's what I just said Joe: I had to, didn't I Ronnie: don't be a pussy Ronnie: you ain't gotta be a mummy's boy all your life Joe: it's christmas Joe: that's what has to be done Ronnie: and what? family's for life Ronnie: tell that to your ma Joe: you should've come Joe: it's a mess, you'd have had fun Ronnie: I don't do babies Ronnie: and I weren't invited Joe: me either Joe: and you are Joe: come now Ronnie: whoever the fuck your ma wants me to be ain't who I am Ronnie: try telling her the truth and see if I'm still given a seat Joe: you don't need to be anyone for her Ronnie: swallow your own bullshit sayings first Joe: alright so it's stupid Joe: but I need you here Ronnie: you can't have me there Joe: for fuck sake Ronnie: you want me or you wanna be her golden boy Joe: you know exactly which I want Ronnie: you think you know but one look at my tracks and fun's over baby Joe: I can have you and drugs Joe: that ain't mutually exclusive Joe: never has been Ronnie: you can't have fuck all around your family Ronnie: a uni degree and a 9-5 is your lot babe Joe: they'd not even notice Joe: baby central, yeah Ronnie: they'd notice me Joe: we could find out Ronnie: don't Joe: alright Joe: fine Ronnie: it's not all about you Ronnie: selfish prick Joe: I know you don't wanna be here Ronnie: then don't fucking ask me Joe: I know what I am Ronnie: you know who I am Ronnie: you're wasting your own time Joe: yeah Joe: and you know I don't care Ronnie: that's why you're there pissing away the day, yeah? Joe: what do you suggest? Joe: taken every pharmaceutical I could get into the country Ronnie: leave the country Ronnie: grow a fucking pair mckenna Joe: on xmas day yeah Joe: called a fantasy play the game Ronnie: you want me to show up Ronnie: why the fuck can't you? Joe: selfish prick Ronnie: I don't pretend to be anything else Joe: no, me Ronnie: it comes out of your mouth so easy for me Ronnie: just tell 'em Joe: tell 'em what Joe: I don't wanna see you no more Joe: bye Ronnie: any of the ugly truth will make her not wanna see you no more Ronnie: it don't take much Ronnie: pushed me out of her and right away, like Joe: that wasn't about you, was it Joe: selfish runs in the genes Ronnie: not deep enough when it comes to you Ronnie: you're fucking soft mckenna Ronnie: that your da's fault, yeah? Joe: yeah, you should be the favourite, we both know it but ain't gonna wish it on you Ronnie: nah she should've swallowed or got scraped Ronnie: did the next best though Joe: you want me to say lucky you so you can hate me for being privileged and ignorant Joe: I'll do it for you Ronnie: such a people pleaser Joe: you know it Ronnie: call me when you're ready to shatter your wine glass and put the pieces in your mouth Joe: you dare me? Ronnie: I'm not playing games here Joe: come on Joe: get your paper hat on Ronnie: you want me to get on some old bloke's knee too or is that where the fantasy ends? Joe: not got any grandparents Joe: sorry Ronnie: shame Joe: isn't it just Ronnie: but we don't have to let it die 'cause you're a letdown Ronnie: I know loads of old men Ronnie: some of 'em have gotta still be alive Joe: 🤞 the holiday blues haven't claimed them Ronnie: yeah 'cause you wanna be special Joe: but I am Joe: if I cared about it I'd say no old cunts Ronnie: I'll lick your brains off the wall when you pull the trigger baby, how's that? Joe: Better than Courtney, babe Ronnie: the bar ain't high then Joe: she might've pulled the trigger Joe: don't you want that? Ronnie: you know what I want Joe: you know what I can't give you today Ronnie: yeah and I know that's your fucking fault Joe: didn't ask for jesus to be born Joe: or for me to into this family Ronnie: stop having a tantrum and come back Joe: tomorrow Ronnie: today Joe: didn't drive Joe: what flight am i getting on christmas Ronnie: fuck's sake Joe: I can't hack it Ronnie: drop a baby they'll kick you out faster than you can say merry christmas Ronnie: especially if it's one of your brother's Ronnie: gonna have limited brain cells as it is Joe: 😂 Joe: that would require picking one up and nah Joe: nope Ronnie: you've touched worse Joe: I don't know Joe: it's weird Joe: fucked Ronnie: they're just little bags of meat and bone Ronnie: get a fucking grip Joe: says you Joe: you ain't here Ronnie: for me it ain't about nothing but resisting the urge to shake 'em and how I don't reckon I've got that in me Ronnie: one of many negative impulses I fight or don't on the daily like Joe: like you said, be a kindness really Joe: they're all just pretending it's a good thing when it clearly ain't Joe: not got the energy Ronnie: jail ain't gonna be that for me Ronnie: and like I also said you ain't the only selfish prick that bitch spawned Ronnie: they don't know a good thing they ain't tried it Ronnie: shoot 'em up it'll be a decent christmas for everyone Joe: you've not got room for the gang tats Joe: I get it Joe: oddly enough I've not got 💉 on my prescription Ronnie: baby I'm nobody's bitch but 💉 Ronnie: and we're exclusive 💍 Joe: you wish Joe: making do every other time Ronnie: don't fucking remind me Joe: miss those student loans Ronnie: I'm gonna miss being a christmas temp Joe: not just for the lap sitting priviledges Joe: yeah Ronnie: knew you were into it Joe: just miss you Ronnie: don't say shit like that Joe: whatever Ronnie: I mean it, it hurts Joe: I'm sorry Joe: if I could go back and not find you Joe: I know I should Joe: I wouldn't but established Ronnie: fuck you Joe: yeah Joe: I know Ronnie: nah you fucking don't Joe: you reckon Ronnie: I said it Ronnie: you're the cunt saying shit you don't mean Joe: no I'm not Joe: just 'cos you don't need to hear it don't mean it ain't real Joe: it is, that's the issue yeah Ronnie: tell it to your ma Ronnie: well full of it Joe: why would I Joe: not trying to convince you of anything here Joe: it is what it is Joe: however fucked Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: yeah love you and all Ronnie: if you did you wouldn't have left Joe: ever Ronnie: shut up Ronnie: you're not funny mckenna none of you lot are Joe: who's trying to be funny Joe: what do you want from me Ronnie: you're a fucking joke either way babe Joe: make up your mind Joe: glad I amuse you now, apparently Joe: one of us should be having a good time Ronnie: laugh or cry, yeah? Joe: goes something like that Joe: could go full newborn and do a puke shit cry combo Joe: why not Ronnie: if you're rattling hard enough, anything's possible Joe: getting by Joe: making do is never the same as previously lamented but not gonna start convulsing in my plate Ronnie: shame Joe: 💘 Joe: dunno how you reckon on me ruining christmas Joe: sister just became a teen mum Ronnie: it's an od or a run out take your pick baby Ronnie: both have worked for me Ronnie: you say that like its not a badge of honor who wouldnt wanna follow in your ma's footsteps, like Ronnie: if she starts dealing too give her my number Joe: ha, I forgot to tell you Joe: there's one here already Ronnie: if you wanted me there you should have led with that Joe: I know right Joe: no one tells me anything Joe: you'd like him Joe: purely 'cos she hates him Ronnie: you don't tell me anything Ronnie: too late to ruin christmas now Joe: I know you'd be here if you wanted that more than you don't wanna be here Joe: but don't worry, atmosphere is awkward enough regardless Ronnie: could still show up for your brother's big birthday Ronnie: freckles is a no go but he's old enough now to be on the table Ronnie: work my way through by new years, yeah? Joe: hilarious, babe Ronnie: not joking babe Ronnie: fucking the dealer won't make enough of a splash Joe: you do know they know you're related, yeah Joe: even if he weren't gay Ronnie: didn't stop you Ronnie: and being a massive homo ain't ever stopped Charlie Joe: we all do trauma different don't we Ronnie: if you want some therapy for christmas we can roleplay that shit Joe: why would i settle for that when i've got drugs and you Ronnie: saying that ain't gonna make me not hate you Joe: good Joe: hate me Joe: don't be an idiot like everyone else Ronnie: baby brain ain't gonna be a thing over here Ronnie: 💔 Joe: my deepest sympathies Joe: can't say I'm sharing in your 💔 though Ronnie: when have I ever used an emoji meaningfully Ronnie: not a fucking kid Joe: damn Joe: I really thought you meant those 😍 Joe: 💔 Ronnie: fuck off Joe: 😂 Joe: you're cute Ronnie: count how many glasses you've had Joe: is that an OCD joke Joe: you're on 🔥 today girl Ronnie: you wish no lighters at the table baby Joe: Charlie really sticking to those rules hard Joe: how are you gonna light the pudding? Ronnie: afters ain't like that round here Ronnie: 💉💊🚬 Joe: it's minging Ronnie: you love it then, all the pain, like Joe: don't reckon we've actually got one either Joe: how passive-aggressive of them Ronnie: ma keeps bringing the disappointments, yeah? Ronnie: reckon your brother's golden boy now he's sprogged up Joe: I wish Joe: marginally less of a disgrace than Ali Joe: but still Ronnie: your sister is gifting those flashbacks for christmas Joe: Truly Joe: poor kid Ronnie: she should've picked a white lad Ronnie: calm your ma right down Joe: maybe next time Joe: 2nd time's a charm, eh Ronnie: yeah Joe: have you ever been knocked up Ronnie: could probably have got a freebie down the clinic how often I've been down to get rid Ronnie: none of 'em were yours though you can relax Joe: god bless the nhs Ronnie: you ever knocked anyone up? Joe: not to abortion stage Joe: just had to get plan b Joe: as far as I know, anyway Ronnie: cute Joe: thanks 💕 Joe: ours wouldn't be so thank fuck Ronnie: that kinda shit passes for a date for us scousers 💋 Ronnie: you don't want a kid with gills or two heads? Joe: hot Joe: least you could see what was up with it Joe: but 👶💀 Ronnie: can't and won't happen Ronnie: you'd have to fuck your fertile sister Joe: we can pretend that's why I like you Ronnie: you like me 'cause I'll always find a vein for you Ronnie: what else is there Joe: what ain't there Ronnie: 👶🍼 Joe: exactly Joe: one of the main things I look for Ronnie: are you on one knee right now or what? Joe: get you a rock worth having Joe: how's that for a proposal Ronnie: I don't trust it but I'll take it Joe: why not Joe: got that christmas cash Joe: not gonna waste it Ronnie: why would you wanna share with me, selfish prick from your own mouth, like Joe: 'cos getting high together is better Joe: deny it Ronnie: you know I can't Joe: gonna be a white christmas Joe: no need to trust just see Ronnie: when Joe: tomorrow Ronnie: don't fucking lie Joe: I ain't Ronnie: swear Ronnie: swear they ain't gonna guilt you into staying Joe: swear Joe: they ain't gonna even try Ronnie: make sure they let you on that flight Joe: 'course Joe: I'm totally legally medicated rn Ronnie: you're also a pussy Ronnie: bet all the younger siblings have drunk you under the table Joe: you're not wrong that lots of them pride themselves in their light alcoholism Ronnie: whatever gets 'em through the day, yeah? Joe: can't judge really Joe: not with a 💉 sticking out my arm Ronnie: that's tomorrow Ronnie: today anything goes baby Joe: I'll be the one to dish out the home truths Joe: that'd be unexpected Ronnie: someone's gotta your ma will be too busy trying to chuck the babies out Joe: playing hostess with the mostest 'cos can't keep playing the boy when she's got two kids here knocked up Joe: his ma is well smug 😂 Joe: *blaming Ronnie: one of us is having fun then Joe: take the small victories, ms cavante Ronnie: if she's not gonna kick your ma in the tits it'll have to do Joe: wish on a 🌠 baby Ronnie: I've got bad luck or no luck baby Ronnie: that shit don't work Joe: you won't care come tomorrow Ronnie: I don't care now Joe: see? Joe: lucky Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: seriously Joe: my head is Ronnie: I know Ronnie: mine screams too but I go louder Joe: I can't do anything in here Joe: need to go outside and none of those other bastards better take their 🚬 break 'til I'm done Ronnie: if you didn't give so much of a fuck you could do anything Ronnie: that's why I can't show up to your family christmas, you ain't ready mckenna Joe: just shut up alright Joe: let me fucking think Ronnie: you ain't keith richards how many more years of me do you need to stop having such a limp dick Ronnie: every junkie is on borrowed time Joe: you really thought you were gonna fix me Joe: come on now Joe: you're better than that Ronnie: I'm not better than anything Ronnie: lowest of the low baby Joe: then what Ronnie: you want answers from me? you're better than that Joe: no Joe: what the fuck are you doing Joe: you're the one wasting your borrowed time Ronnie: what, you're the only cunt who gets to hide from family christmas? Ronnie: I'm sick and they're sick of me Joe: I don't mean just today and you know it Ronnie: I don't give a fuck what you mean and you know it Joe: it's been years Ronnie: you want out, get out Joe: I don't Joe: but I'm the one with the limp dick Ronnie: yeah Joe: that's what I thought Ronnie: you think too much babe Joe: no shit Joe: don't wanna play therapy, thanks Ronnie: what do you wanna play then? Joe: you're sick, I'm sick Ronnie: no game Ronnie: it's how shit is Joe: fun never stops, babe Ronnie: if your idea of fun is making me wanna top myself, soft lad Joe: you can't Joe: you've gotta lick it up after Ronnie: can't I? race yous Joe: wait 'til I'm there Joe: don't ruin their day any more Ronnie: I'm already waiting for you to decide you wanna come back and be scum of the fucking earth with me again Joe: it ain't a choice to be made or not Joe: it's how shit is Ronnie: you made loads of choices to get there Ronnie: plane rides to dublin don't just happen Joe: basically Ronnie: pathetic Joe: yeah Ronnie: fuck you Ronnie: don't agree with me Joe: disagreeing ain't gonna change that I'm here now Ronnie: you don't wanna change it Ronnie: you love it Joe: yep Joe: big time Joe: fucking hell Ronnie: you've got such a misery hard on, you shouldn't be near kids Joe: why don't you hit them up Joe: let them know Ronnie: you're the only cunt with their mummy on speed dial Joe: alright well I ain't up for telling everyone I'm a predator Ronnie: do you wanna fuck her too or what? Joe: do you? Ronnie: nah Ronnie: why I don't come running every time someone in your family blows their nose or whatever the fuck Joe: me either Joe: it's christmas fucking day Joe: how many times Ronnie: like this is the first and only time Ronnie: but I'm crazy, yeah Joe: you are Joe: you're nuts Ronnie: don't forget it Ronnie: I'll be crazier by tomorrow Joe: promises promises Ronnie: I promise I'll ruin your fucking life, prick Joe: oh honey Joe: that's not a brag Joe: not hard is it Ronnie: you ain't talking to fitz baby I don't brag Joe: you can't Ronnie: you think you can tell me what I can and can't do Joe: don't take it personal Joe: try it Ronnie: don't take it personal when I kick the shit out of you mckenna Joe: how can I not when I love it so much Joe: think on Ronnie: 'cause I still love you 😍💋💘 Joe: s'alright baby, the way I wanna go out Joe: 💀💀💀 Ronnie: call me when you've stopped pleasuring your ma, I'll make it happen for you Joe: so understanding all of a sudden Joe: who's got your phone Ronnie: fuck off Joe: there she is Ronnie: what now you miss me? Ronnie: running late there baby Joe: I already told you I did Joe: you said I weren't allowed no more Ronnie: I said don't tell me Ronnie: I can't handle hearing it if it don't change a fucking thing Joe: alright Joe: but it changes a fucking lot Joe: you know Joe: not just for you Joe: I promise I'm really fucked from it Ronnie: yeah? Ronnie: so stop fucking around and come back to me Ronnie: first chance you get Ronnie: 'cause it's shit Joe: I know, I really know Joe: you've got no reason to believe me but you will see me tomorrow Joe: regardless of what any of them have gotta say on it Joe: never wanted to be here so not prolonging it Ronnie: I wanna believe you Ronnie: don't fuck me over twat Joe: I won't Joe: fuck myself over too Joe: time to start being fully selfish prick, yeah Joe: there's enough going on now, don't need me Ronnie: tell the truth that you're threatened by the off their tits 18 year olds that birthday boy will be surrounded by Ronnie: got more game than you Joe: yeah Joe: not the one chatting about fucking the barely legals Joe: but sure Ronnie: you would if they'd give you the time of day mckenna Ronnie: come on Ronnie: one day in dublin turned you into an old dried up nun? Joe: I dunno, I've not scoped out the guestlist that hard Joe: unlike my brother, girls I've known since they were kids don't do it for me, what can I say? Ronnie: blood relatives only like Joe: only when they're you Ronnie: such a lost fucking cause Joe: don't worry, was before you Joe: not gotta add that to the tally Ronnie: our safe word can be trauma bonding Ronnie: loads in common Ronnie: 💘 Joe: you're alright Joe: when you're not a total raging bitch Ronnie: never then Ronnie: what am I when I'm a raging bitch? Joe: for me Ronnie: you sure you don't wanna party with the homos babe? that was proper gay Joe: fuck off Ronnie: write me a symphony next, yeah? Joe: and I'm the gay Joe: alright, romantic Ronnie: don't get an attitude 'cause I've fucked more lasses than you Joe: still time Joe: not as old as you Ronnie: you wanna make it to that age or what? careful how you talk to me Joe: wow, just like having a nan Joe: cheers babe Ronnie: fuck you Joe: 💘 Ronnie: we all know if you had a nan you'd wanna fuck her too Ronnie: step outside the family baby you might enjoy yourself Joe: doubt it Joe: do have one technically but she ain't all that Ronnie: 💔 Ronnie: you need the scouse accent to get it up, yeah? Joe: you or the beatles ain't it Ronnie: that was mildly funny calm down Joe: steady on Joe: might think you like me Ronnie: won't last Ronnie: due a mood swing in like 2 seconds Joe: s'alright Joe: all 23 of you love me Ronnie: 😂😍 here 'course Joe: yeah, never trusting your emojis again Joe: need photographic evidence, like Ronnie: [sends it cos that bitch but imagine her actual grumpy cat face bye] Ronnie: in proper stitches, alright Joe: should play poker pro Joe: you're too cute though, never believe that face is 21 or over Ronnie: call me cute again and I'll carve it into your chest Ronnie: capital letters Joe: [sends voice memo] Ronnie: I proper fucking hate you Joe: you knew I'd wanna so you clearly want to as well Joe: don't blame me you sadist Ronnie: you know what I want mckenna Ronnie: we ain't got a secret santa going Joe: take these socks back Ronnie: you'll wanna keep 'em for your misery boner babe Joe: you've not got me an escort then Joe: gutting Ronnie: crazy, remember? you could fuck her but I'd have to kill her Joe: alright, I'll keep your charges at manslaughter level Joe: for you Ronnie: 💋 Joe: when do you next have a shift or are you done fully now Ronnie: tomorrow but that ain't happening if you've meant a word you said Joe: I'll make it worth it Ronnie: not hard to beat out retail when there's sales on Ronnie: wouldn't have gone if you were here or not Joe: don't tell me that Joe: I was talking 💸 not the #experience Ronnie: you wanna be my daddy too now? these roleplays are getting hard to keep count of Joe: again, thinking how much gear I'm gonna get but you can pout about it if you wanna Joe: already earned the scars so I don't mind saying it again Ronnie: rain man ain't a fantasy, gutted for you, like Ronnie: doing my best here Joe: you do it well Joe: smarter than everyone I know Ronnie: the princess will be gutted Joe: you don't have to tell her, like Joe: but not too fussed Ronnie: no secrets among scumbags baby Ronnie: even if she reckons she's levelled up Joe: you don't? Ronnie: anyone can drop a sprog Ronnie: trap a lad Ronnie: didn't saint your ma, did it? Joe: nah Joe: just don't reckon she was ever really one of us Joe: surprised if you do Ronnie: she wouldn't fight it so hard if she weren't Joe: I dunno Ronnie: I do, seen it loads Ronnie: gutters such a good fit it scares her shitless so she's gotta cling to that poor cunt Ronnie: he's her life raft through the shit Joe: hardly dragging him down though, is she Joe: not gonna be complaining any time soon, I've seen a lifetime of that Ronnie: everybody needs a fix that's theirs Joe: guess so Joe: no sign of getting over it any time soon Ronnie: I'm more likely to get clean before she does of him and I've got a nosebleed from all the shit B's ground up to stop me puking up Charlie's christmas feast Ronnie: sent my boss a pic though so it ain't all 💔 Joe: ☁ Joe: so glass half-full you, baby Ronnie: no shit Ronnie: can't be trusted with an empty one Joe: why are you the only one who talks any sense Joe: least all they're chatting is just waves now Ronnie: I pay attention Ronnie: you'd have broke your rules and 💘 me as a kid babe Joe: yeah? Joe: charlie's told me stories but never fully know what's bullshit or at the least exaggeration with him Ronnie: a solid 85% at least Ronnie: I was fucking feral though he's got that coined right Ronnie: you think I'm crazy now this shit's nothing Joe: I should've known you Ronnie: everyone who touched me back then has got a bite mark out of them Ronnie: you wouldn't have made it Joe: nah Joe: shit was different then Joe: so was I Ronnie: still gonna have been too soft whenever Joe: not the point though is it Joe: she should've got bitten Ronnie: she should've done loads of things Ronnie: she didn't Joe: I know Joe: fucked Ronnie: you won't give a shit tomorrow Joe: well Joe: be too numb to chat about it and think about it Joe: good as Ronnie: deal with it til then Joe: 🤐 got it Ronnie: unless you wanna bite your ma yourself like Ronnie: whatever gets you off Joe: you too Ronnie: cheers Ronnie: swallowing too much blood to fit in a dick but I'll try again later Joe: are you alright? Joe: where are the lads Ronnie: don't cry Ronnie: they're enjoying the show Ronnie: it ain't christmas til someone bleeds, pukes or pisses themselves Ronnie: can't give 'em the other two I ain't a pussy 💔 Joe: adorable, some would say Joe: is it really so much to ask that they keep you alive 'til I'm back Ronnie: relax I've had heavier periods Ronnie: you'll have to kill me yourself Joe: be fun trying Joe: challenge accepted Ronnie: hot Joe: don't forget it Ronnie: not gonna black out this shit ain't working that hard Joe: good Joe: call me needy all you want just don't go Ronnie: if I wanted to take the piss I could better than that Joe: not that gone either Ronnie: what are you on? Ronnie: 🍾 Joe: and my meds Joe: managed to get some extra 'cos I'm terrified of flying, obvs Ronnie: you're the one who's gonna die before you get here Ronnie: basically sober Ronnie: baby that's fucked Joe: I know Joe: options are limited Joe: not like I can go in on whatever anyone else is having when one lot is off the coke and the others are off the psychedelics Joe: fucking babies Ronnie: I mean, you could suck on the princess' tits but that ain't gonna give you what you really need Ronnie: talk to the dealer at your table, he's a baby too but he'll be holding something Joe: she's not got 3 Joe: and shut up Joe: though the latter isn't a terrible idea Joe: like you said, not gonna have anything good enough but Ronnie: I know, she weren't fully clothed for the 3way Joe: what part of shut up don't you get Ronnie: make me bitch Joe: such a twat you Ronnie: stop being a little fucking girl Joe: stop chatting about bullshit for a reaction Ronnie: you wanted me to stay Joe: yeah Joe: don't need to talk about that Ronnie: what then Ronnie: how much you love me Joe: anything but that Joe: literally Ronnie: I've plugged the 🩸 you can dry your eyes Joe: good Joe: don't be wasting it on something so lame Ronnie: you reckon that's lame I'm gonna have to eat the 💊 like it's the fucking 90s Ronnie: fuck's sake Joe: very retro Joe: see what throwbacks I can get from this kid too Joe: be a party Ronnie: get your brother some poppers for his birthday Joe: probably be appreciated Joe: hence I won't Joe: chuck the obligatory tenner his way Ronnie: 🌈🙌 Joe: 😬 Ronnie: such a prude joseph Joe: you didn't have to live with them/partially raise them Joe: not something I wanna think about and they insist on making me constantly, pretty much Ronnie: didn't get to, you mean Ronnie: we're all 💔 babe Joe: you can revel in how much of a blessing it is on that score with your commiseration toast Ronnie: yeah Joe: yeah Ronnie: now we're finishing each other sentences 💘😍 Joe: christ 😂 Joe: oh Joe: you know uni sophie is engaged now Joe: wanna go if they make it down the aisle? Ronnie: I really fucking do Ronnie: did I miss her engagement party? Joe: dunno actually Joe: I'll actually ask next time she tries to talk Joe: bet she's missed you almost as much as me Ronnie: ask her now she'll have wished you merry christmas Joe: how'd you know? Joe: hacked my accounts Joe: hot Ronnie: I could but don't need to Ronnie: a 💍 don't mean she ain't still 😍💘 for you mckenna Joe: still only human, after-all Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: awh come on Joe: you know you wanna see 'em all in their festive jumpers Joe: [sends post] Ronnie: fucking hell Ronnie: she one of your plan b girls like, she's got fat enough that you might wanna check she swallowed it Joe: ugh no Joe: any plan b baby of mine would be toddling by now Ronnie: reassuring Joe: if you want 99% on that front I'll sweep the old friends list Joe: make sure they've got no offspring with the 👂s Ronnie: you reckon I haven't Ronnie: living with such a computer whizz Joe: true Joe: his talents are probably better spent getting free netflix Ronnie: way ahead of you Joe: boxsets are what the season is really about Ronnie: gutted you ain't here, yeah? Joe: yeah Ronnie: you'll be back in time for the finale where the korean robots stop fighting to the death long enough to save the world or whatever the fuck Joe: 😂 Joe: can't wait Ronnie: 'course not Ronnie: edge of your seat shit Joe: do you ever think about going back Joe: to liverpool Ronnie: for what? Ronnie: am I losing the accent? 💔 Joe: not as bad as I have Joe: I dunno Ronnie: no fucker there I wanna see Ronnie: you'll have to do the mckenna childhood ghost tour on your own Joe: come on Joe: gear must be good Joe: fuss they made about it Ronnie: it's decent here Ronnie: take another swing babe Joe: cheaper there Joe: everything, like Ronnie: you know how to get freebies Joe: fine Ronnie: I'm not gonna play house with you in that shithole, shut the fuck up Joe: I said fine Joe: jesus Ronnie: couldn't hear it through your tears like Joe: piss off Joe: it ain't about you Ronnie: you asked me if I wanted to go back Ronnie: I ain't stopping you Joe: can't anyway Joe: doubt their orchestra pays as well Joe: assuming there is one Ronnie: if everything's cheaper they don't need to Joe: whatever Joe: be a stupid thing to do regardless Ronnie: and you never do anything stupid, yeah? Joe: it's the one area of my life I don't Joe: yeah Ronnie: don't be a prick Ronnie: you know you could join the philharmonic Joe: I ain't going Joe: forget about it Ronnie: fine Joe: funny Ronnie: feels like shit don't it, getting one back Ronnie: just 'cause you're surrounded by sprongs don't mean you can't use your words Joe: you don't wanna go, there's nowt else to say Ronnie: it ain't about me Ronnie: you forgot you just said that already? Joe: doesn't mean I wanna go without you Joe: don't be stupid Ronnie: you can find another girl to shoot you up babe Joe: if you're gonna chat shit don't bother Joe: I love you Ronnie: give yourself a gift and hate me Joe: If I could, it'd have been on sight Joe: it's not like you charmed your way into my 💘 Ronnie: nah I injected myself into your veins Joe: don't give away your secrets Ronnie: not to shit on your christmas but it's only a secret for that lot where you are Joe: worst kept Ronnie: why keep it then? Joe: why announce it? Ronnie: you reckon she should get bitten, that'd do it Joe: 🥂 gather round fam Joe: they'd not believe it Joe: find a way to laugh it off, ignore the obvious Ronnie: roll up your sleeve, they can't fucking ignore that Joe: I'm pissing off mid-festivities Joe: that'll do it Ronnie: pussy Joe: what's it matter to you Ronnie: fuck you Joe: I mean it Joe: I'm coming back Ronnie: and that's all I give a shit about, yeah? Joe: obviously not Joe: but it makes no odds to you if I ruin their lives or not Ronnie: you're a cunt Joe: yeah Joe: but why specifically Ronnie: why the fuck do you think Joe: you want me to pick you Joe: to burn it all to the ground for them Joe: it ain't enough all the ways I've already done both Ronnie: you want me to be happy that you've had your cake and ate it Ronnie: nah, I hope you fucking choke baby Joe: I'll try my best Joe: I can't go back and make her keep you, there's shit I can do Ronnie: I don't want her, I want you Joe: it's been four fucking years Joe: you have me Joe: fucking Joe: I'd die without you Joe: I could get clean before I could leave you Ronnie: you did leave Joe: okay Joe: I did Joe: I left Ronnie: and they want you to stay Ronnie: these pricks want the princess here over me Joe: baby Joe: they want you Joe: they just need a chance to miss you, it's all it is Joe: we can go somewhere Joe: anywhere Ronnie: I'm fucking off to yours Ronnie: after that wherever Joe: I promise Joe: wherever you wanna Joe: and for how long Ronnie: wherever you want Ronnie: I don't give a shit Joe: it don't matter Joe: I just need to see you Ronnie: yeah Joe: you know I want you don't you Ronnie: show me when you drag your arse back here Joe: of course Ronnie: 💘 Ronnie: it's like walking through a ghost town, you'd have such a boner if you were here Joe: shame Joe: is the cat there Ronnie: yeah Ronnie: singing carols for me Joe: she's talented Ronnie: shame I ain't a pushy stage ma Joe: why live vicariously when you can be a double-act babe Ronnie: you're not funny mckenna Joe: s'okay Joe: won't insist on being the warm-up Joe: not that kinda dad Ronnie: you need the practice though Joe: have to write my set on the plane Joe: impress you Ronnie: give you something to do besides cry and touch yourself Joe: not flying first Joe: or business even Joe: no blanket, no tissues Joe: 😿 Ronnie: poor baby Joe: I know Joe: tragedy Ronnie: I'm not doing the dance moves, like Ronnie: keep dreaming Joe: 💔 Joe: send me a video of your duet at least then Ronnie: [imagine that sassy cat please] Joe: I miss her Joe: shame she'd probably gouge our eyes out if we tried to take her with Ronnie: so will I but that ain't ever turned you off Joe: no one's going to ring RSPCA if they see me kidnapping you Ronnie: childline maybe Ronnie: I ain't forgot you said I had a fucking 👶 face you twat Joe: 😂 Joe: true Joe: but I'm banking on you being that offended you'll sort 'em out, like Ronnie: and you Joe: 💘 Joe: banking on that too Ronnie: 🖕💋 Ronnie: brb calling Briggs for a full face tat before you show up Joe: if you don't wanna kiss that bad, just say Ronnie: shut up Joe: so what's it to be Joe: spiders web Joe: skull Ronnie: see what the genius comes up with Joe: I look forward to the big reveal Ronnie: what time's your flight? Joe: [some ungodly AM 'cos xmas madness] Ronnie: fuck Joe: don't worry Joe: won't wake you Ronnie: all these pills will probably keep me up Ronnie: fuck knows Joe: n'awh, you wanna wait up for me Joe: how sweet 😏 Ronnie: kill yourself Ronnie: you've got more of my attention than korean death robots, calm down Ronnie: it's not a brag babe Joe: isn't it Joe: it's pretty epic if Bronson's livetweets are anything to go by Ronnie: it's the pills talking Joe: 😂 Joe: never have that affect on you 💔 Ronnie: deal with it Ronnie: I ain't gonna clean your flat, like Joe: probably enabling that, if you think about it Joe: so caring, babe Ronnie: how late did you leave packing there's shit everywhere Joe: I didn't Joe: only needed what I've got on Joe: got their presents in town Joe: easy Ronnie: you fucking knew you were gonna come straight back and still wanted me to beg Ronnie: maybe you ain't as soft as you were Joe: wanted makes it sound like I planned any part of it Joe: I knew I was coming back 'cos today was all I could stand Joe: being here, not being there Ronnie: don't ruin the fantasy Joe: poor baby Ronnie: yeah I am Ronnie: climbing the fucking walls here Joe: you or sid Ronnie: me and her Joe: babies Joe: what can I do Joe: need something to do Ronnie: do me Joe: alright Joe: call me Ronnie: [obviously does so we can end it there]

[the-firebird69]

Huge response 10 nonillion up here 100 nonillion adjacent bar and restaraunts closed. Locked and blocked off with big blocks stripped inside temporarily.

Loaded it in ten minutes fled.

We move it now. They are too curious. To a new spot Mac says near the rotund not much there. Old air base they try working on. We shall. Got permits. He says.

We install it shortly have land for things a full sized virtual kiosk. nd a few rows indoors. A separate building same architecture. Huge beer vats giant piped system all the whiskeys all the beers a smoking room and Cigar bar Cigar Shoppe. And some amusement items. Jurassic? He says Pacific Rim Pan American tryout center. We agree fun. Jurassic we will do too. She laughs. Open to any who want to donate temporary permanent hardly any loan or we rent items suits and more on display as in our Superhero Bars. They look ecstatic no. But see. They drag them to a kiosk lol.

We have two the brothers Grimm suits in a temp controlled secure case by this afternoon late. They will show to Cristan it. Huge response now. We have tons of statues statuettes. And Here's chocolate Boutique No can work at ok. Couple hours here and there. Bring in clients get stipends. Ok she says don't hurt me. We have yiur assignment here. Up there. Ok. I will tonight as me. Lol. Will do a club patty smythecyes agreement coming. 1 million bucks.

And more will attend first invite from us and Patty to fmdave s. He accepts second to Mac daddy he accepts. We send several usually they request them. Kat want a a shop I say yes and Bo we say Kaiju beauty she agrees. Monster make up too and tats. We are off and running resort stuff yup.

We do that ok. Now. We build it fast a yaught center. Small only 45 foot or less but meet with big ones yup now too

Mac daddy says. Installing in one hour.

Trump wants in. Tell no too thin. Build it in this time frame. Ok he agrees. A few days. Fly in he sats yeh.

Huge ideas coming for a park ok.

We sit ponder it. Ok. We see.

Use it now.

Our ideas. Installing the building now. It's huge. 450' x450' adding portcolluses they look like lotr doors adding patios from them swung open. Huge leaflet day in the neighborhood. We do that. Satiate the nieghbors install a real dog park they laugh ok good. And a carousel.. No no carousel.

Eye of Lord Says in at night lol real IR.

SIM scooter moped mini bike rental place under advisement. Some motorcycles. We wait.

Yes. It's approved

We see them frown then nope

Add in jet skiis and small boats. Year pass weekend rental each one item at a time for as long as they are residents

They accept.

Different ring at the Kaiju Bar and Restaraunt and we present them with it no pics tonight. It's started demands for them. Gaga after Pattys 2 sets or 3. And the Pretenders. Gaga the headliner at 10p.m. 2 million cash. Pretenders and Justin says windfall here I come the drummer cousin no she says you stay. Ok. Ugh. And I mean it ok an argument.

We have it permits. Mac daddy got them.

Thor

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Sport

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The next day I erased myself from the gym. Sports activity is definitely not my point. No less than because place I will not have noticed secure any longer. Equally as when the stiffness from the intense that that wonderful sportsman presented me I search for another one and so i try again. Allow it not claimed that I really do not do my portion!

[withersonwheels]

Day 289 Sebree to Falls of Rough 129K

David and myself had the run of the 1st Baptist church last night. We were asked to join the Baptist women’s Zumba club, who were strutting their stuff. Love to, but we have just cycled over 100K, our get out of jail card. After cooking up the spagbol, we sat down for a chat. David is a bespoke men’s tailor and had some great stories and all round good bloke. We turned in at mid night and didn’t manage to push off until 9.30 this morning! Before we left we went to thank the Pastor and his wife, such lovely people. We had a prayer huddle and got on our way, by that time the temps were over 33 and humid as hell.

I have been a bit lax on taking photos, the countryside is really similar over the last few days, very green, rolling hills and corn fields on both sides of the road. Think Sussex and you will be spot on. The dog situation has heated up, I had 3 today, but you can tell the difference between, OK let’s have some fun, against, I am going to rip the skinny mans legs off one by one. David warned me about 3 pit bulls on route. I was happily cycling along when this roar came from the side of the road and 3 pits came running at me, only to be yanked back like something out of a cartoon by 3 chains. Thank God. If those things were loose any cyclist would be in deep trouble.

I met 2 guys fishing, prison tats and a red pick up, stereo type rednecks. You going up the hill? There are big bob cats up on the ridge. Really? Hiding my fear, I shot back, hey I have seen a grisly, no bob cat worries me! They up’d their game. Well, there is a pit bull at the bottom of the hill, that’s thing is just plain nasty. Well, I have pepper spray boys! You use pepper spray, the owner will shoot you! Now I am scared. Thanking them for their kind info, I pushed on. All the way up the hill I practiced my quick draw pepper spray, back pocket, out of back pocket and pretend to spray. Repeat 10 times. OK, ready, bring on the bob cat and the pit bull! Of course, nothing, just a dead skunk stinking in the road, or was that my shorts?.

Storms are coming and they look quite mean tomorrow PM, I will try to get to a motel early and wait it out.