#he and yangchen would’ve been the fucking dream team fr
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> be zuko
> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)
> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up
> fail miserably, because he is indestructible
> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain
> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang
> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety
#zuko#sokka#combustion man#iroh#sokka could’ve taken down all of unanimity with his boomerang#he and yangchen would’ve been the fucking dream team fr#altho i guess jujinta also has rly precise aim so he basically fulfills that role#but like. sokka has precise aim AND everything else kavik has (except for waterbending but like. he doesn’t even need it)#anyway. these tags are not relevant to the post at all#also i think zuko would like the helmet bc a) they’re regulation so he feels more militaristic in them and b) they cover his scar#but for the purposes of this joke of he hates the way they compress on his skull and he also whines before iroh makes him put it on#honestly both are equally plausible to me#so let’s just say it’s a combination thereof
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