#he didnt understand the joke “denial aint just a river in egypt”

[the314anoman]

my boyfriend is such a fucking himbo it drives me mad sometimes. for example: he calls costco "costco's". y'know, with an s at the end like it's named for someone. that conversation went something like this:

"im just going to make a quick run to costco's"

"you mean costco?"

"that's what I said, costco's"

"you're adding an s. it's just costco"

"well, there's more than one of them, ain't there?"

"....you're not going to all of them though"