#he is an evil unrepentant feral thieving bastard man who once tried to end the world BT HE WILL NOT STAND FOR KUL-ELNA Mk2!!! | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

waffliesinyoface · 1 year

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extremely extremely dumb crack fic idea: after the finale of yugioh, zorc has been banished for good, but bakura’s soul is still. kinda just glued to the ring. not entirely because of the inherent evil nature of the millennium items, but moreso because “fuck you guys this ring is mine.” He’s not really bound to it so much as he’s haunting it because it’s his and what kind of thief king gives back the things he’s stolen??

anyways. the millennium items get lost in the finale, so in this version they get lost lost. They didn’t just fall into a hole in the earth, they fell into [???].

Which basically means that, for contrived plot reasons, the millennium ring + the soul of one Feral Bastard Man wind up in the FMA universe. Alchemy is fun, but what about shadow magic???

#yugioh #FMA #fullmetal alchemist #thinking about this for several reasons #one: there's an immediate point of connection between him + alphonse because they are BOTH ''souls glued to metal'' as barry puts it #two: he would have a fun connection with GREED due to A: them both being thieving bastard men and B: he ALSO thinks being a ghost is neat #three: he would have. EXTREME opinions. on ishval. and xerxes. and everything father is doing.#he is an evil unrepentant feral thieving bastard man who once tried to end the world BT HE WILL NOT STAND FOR KUL-ELNA Mk2!!!#also he would IMMEDIATELY suspect the genocide of ishval for what it actually is beccause *he has already lived it*#anyways. give the cursed jewelry to ed. or al. or greed. or ling. or greeling. or scar. it'll be GREAT.#i know i called this a dumb crack fic at the start but then i started writing these tags and. hey. i accidentally intrigued myself.#what IF bakura...??

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