#he just SITS THERE

[computernerdjohanssen]

the most on-brand caption for adventuring parties

[hqbaby]

i randomly think about oikawa tooru a healthy amount of times every day

[noahhasbeensummoned]

I love giving code brain damage hes my favorite punching bag

..hhhhhh

You couldn't have waited until I get done spacing out and staring at the wall?

[garoujo]

nagi flops down on top of your blankets and then doesn’t move when you struggle to pull them out from underneath him

[pocket-goat]

im not too familiar with shimeji so idk if this is normal. 5p likes to climb. a LOT. srsly its like all he does

yeah thats pretty normal. i imagine he likes to feel tall.

[domesticatedpigeonsoup]

chilton loses in shower arguments to his shampoo bottles (that he imagines as hannibal) and cries

[fujjithecharsi]

(So this is an older piece probably from three or four months ago but it looks good)

Wilba sot playing the guitar.

[gender-haver]

Every couple weeks my siblings cat will come to my door at Unreasonable AM and scream under said door until I let him in - just to sit at my cats water bowl and drink for a solid three minutes

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[adyophene]

I headcanon that Husk used to turn up in weird places after a night of drinking.

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[sachermorte]

the way they sometimes introduce fish to lakes cracks me the fuck up because they literally will just drop a bunch of them out of an airplane

imagine that happening in the warrior cats universe. dudeheart, respected warrior of riverclan is trying to chill and enjoy the five minutes of peace he has today. his new apprentice is a dipshit. the deputy is on his ass. thunderclan is up to something weird. he just wants five minutes. five goddamned minutes to himself to sit and organize his thoughts.

and then a giant metal bird screams by and dumps a fuckton of fish into the lake

what do you even say after that. what do you even do. it never fucking ends for dudeheart. it's always fucking something

[yabakuboi]

"Dude," Steve says, pressing on his eyes because he feels like he's about to cry. "What the fuck."

"What?" Dustin squeaks, alarmed. "What? Steve, you're freaking me out!"

"Good!" Because Steve just worked eighteen hours and it's past midnight and he got thrown up on twice and there was a bed pan incident and even though he showered at the hospital he probably smells awful and it rained and he lost his keys so he had to take the bus and he's sweaty and tired and wet and cold and Dustin's DnD friend is hot. "I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Okay, maybe Steve's feeling a little delirious.

"Do what??" Dustin is full on shrieking right now. His hot friend is standing in their apartment looking more and more worried and hot.

"You didn't tell me he was hot!"

The expressions that go across Dustin's face is impressive, before they stop and he settles on a flat glare. "Seriously??"

Hot guy is now blushing and Steve will collapse if he doesn't keep with the righteous fury.

"I've been TRYING to get you two to meet for months now!"

"You didn't tell me he was hot, though! Dustin!!"

"I don't know what guys are hot, Steve!" Dustin says indignantly. "I thought you didn't like nerds!"

"Dustin!"

"Um," says hot guy. He looks like he's panicking.

Dustin's face changes again. "Oh, no. Oh, no, you're right."

"All this time!" Steve says and he really is close to tears. "You've been nagging on me all this time to find my soulmate, and you had the perfect guy right here?? You had him in my home??? Dustin!"

"Whoa," whispers hot guy.

"I'm sorry," Dustin wails now, just as distraught. "You love nerds, all your favorite people are nerds, I don't know what I was thinking, oh my god!" He whirls on hot guy. "Eddie, give Steve your number right now!"

"Okay," says hot guy Eddie, immediately. His face is super red and his eyes are wide, and he looks scared out of his mind as he fumbles his pocket for his phone. "Yeah-Yep-Absolutely. This is a thing that's happening."

Steve, tears burning in his eyes, watches as Dustin punches his number into Eddie's phone. "Okay," he says a little nasally, wiping quickly at his face. "Okay, I'm going to shower and then sleep for two days, and then pretend like this never happened so I can look hot guy in the eye when he asks me on a date. Sound good?"

"Sounds great!" Dustin says, all cheery now. Behind him, still looking vaguely scared for his life, hot guy gives him a shaky thumbs up.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Pizza sim’s plot is just the Afton’s fighting

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

[motherlyra]

Senshi just sitting in the latest episode of Delicious in Dungeon just makes me so happy. I made him transparent so I could put him into random photos, please do so yourself. (Or just drag him to the corner of your screen)