#he just also is borderline physically incapable of noticing physical details about people | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

spacedace · 9 months

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Shout out to my husband, who I have been married to for over a year and was dating for five years before that (and was friends with for a year before that), who only just realized today that I'm taller than him.

To be clear he is not upset about it or anything, just had a brief moment of confusion when I was able to reach something he couldn't and had a bit of a light bulb moment. Big golden retriever energy, right down to the confused head tilts and everything haha

#he genuinely is one of the smartest people i have ever known in my life #he just also is borderline physically incapable of noticing physical details about people #to thr point that we've talked about the possibility that he might have some form of face blindness #he has asked me to get things down for him fove times since this realization #i give it another year or two before he realizes i'm not actually that much taller than him #sooner if he asks me to get something down from top shelf of the bookcase lol #there are no tall people in this house 😂

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