#he needs to get a better outfit tho fr 💀

[theredonexx]

You look absloutely stunning in denim, red!! you should wear it more often

:) thanks

[seokjinsonlyone]

Hiya! I found your tumblr bcuz of an mtl I found you had written! Would you take requests for mtls bcuz I have one lol? Most to least likely in bts to be an overprotective boyfriend?

HEY GIRLY HOPEFULLY MY RESPONSE DIDNT TAKE TOO LONG!!! it’s a struggle to put all my thoughts into words most times but yeah u can always send these in!! i like to think about these things!!!

now when you say overprotective i’m thinking in like a possessive machismo kind of way but also in a wants to shield you from the world type of way so

tae: 1/2 of the hard no for the perilla leaf debate and that tells me that if you with this man he gon be observing you and your interactions with others closely like you can’t be just acting any kind of way and doing any kind of thing 😭 he just not having it at all like he knows he don’t own you but at the same time you’re HIS and he just has a lot of thoughts on what’s best for you bc that’s all he wants fr and he’s sorry if he’s overbearing about it sometimes but anyway yeah unless u just like crazy ultra submissive expect a decent amount of “light fights” in your future 💀

jk: i literally just came across one of his replies from ig and the army was like “i was sad but you came so i’m better” and he was like “who made you sad? 🤨 HUH?! BRING THEM HERE” and that just tell me everything i needed to know fr. also 2/2 of the hard no for the perilla leaf debate like if you rolling wit him he just got to keep you close like don’t go too far or do too much

joon: i don’t know if you’ve seen extraordinary attorney woo but if you have he’s the type you gotta “woah woah” pretty frequently bc one thing bout joon is he gon take care of it like i just think about how he is the number 1 army defender like every time someone say sumn off about us he like 🤨🤚 hold awn now especially that whole james cordon situation like i won’t even up in arms but the way he stuck up for us was so hot so he just really not gon let anyone pull up on you any kind of way in fact he gon go out of his way to make sure no one does ur his queen nd will be treated as such

jimin: this the same man that pop up every couple weeks just to tell us to dress warmly and not to catch a cold so there’s definitely a measure of protectiveness there but overly? not necessarily mostly bc he makes it so hard for you to focus on anything but him like in a room full of people everyone could be looking at you but you’re only looking at him so why should he worry? however there are times when people try things that make him :\ or when he projects his own insecurities onto you or the people around you and in those cases he do be acting up so there’s that

hobi: physically i think he wants to put you in a bubble like if he could just trap you in one and lock you in a room to make sure you’re in top condition at all times he would do that like he’s definitely the type to come over with three different medicines and some soup if u said your throat was a little sore or if you had a sneeze but when it comes to other people? tbh if u going for a night out with the girls he’s probably helping u pick out your outfit and he’s photographing you before you leave his only problem is that he’s only getting a glimpse of you for the night and when you get back you’re probably gonna be too trashed for him to fully enjoy you like he believes in you and the relationship y’all have built together for sure

yoongi: he has a couple of hard no’s on things he thinks should or shouldn’t be done things that bother him for whatever reason but really that’s it like he don’t sweat the little stuff he knows you he trusts you so it’s cool not afraid to pop off on someone else if they being real persistent tho

jin: mr worldwide handsome is not finna be policing u at all if you not with him he is somewhere playing games like what reason do he have to be all over you? you have been specially chosen to be with the only 10 in a world full of 8 and belows like if u mess around that’s on you 😹 and he not getting with anyone who ain’t got common sense like he’s just real confident that you’re a strong independent woman who knows where home is

[iho6hi2]

hhoww would the devil's advocate! gang play dress to impress??

OK OK IM SO READY FOR THIS

Y/n: They dont even care about the fucking game fr 💀💀💀💀 they hop on dress to impress and ignore all the themes and once the ratings and reviews start they begin trash talking everyone in the chat. Gives everyone 0 or 1 stars and tells them their fits fucking suck and that they should never leave their house ever again if that's how they dress. Everyone hates them but to y/n thats an even better reaction. Loves pissing people off amd that game is perfect for them.

Natsumi: Always follows the themes diligently but is extremely stingy when it comes to ratings. Someone can put together the best outfit ever and she'd still turn her nose up and find something to complain about. Shes actually so lamee because she literally takes the game so seriously 😭😭 she always tries super hard and genuinely feels upset if she doesn't place in the top 3 and y/n needs to listen to Natsumi being insecure

Endou: He has generally good ideas about fits but is sooo confused and disoriented... He always goes to the wrong sections and gets so overwhelmed to the point his brain malfunctions and the timer runs out and he's left to walk the podium with an incomplete/absurd look... Wjy is his skin green all of a sudden when the theme is Angel 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Always spams the most foolish poses too LIKE YOU CAN DO BACKFLIPS WE GET IT

Gouenji: He's so unbothered ajd puts in minimum effort and even then that's still asking for too much. While everyone else in the lobby is skedaddling across the sections and panicking, he's walking around and is meticulously looking around and commenting to himself like he's live streaming. The craziest part is that he somehow ends up outranking those who try hard and bought the most expensive and fancy clothes. Doesn't gaf about it tho.

Kidou: Uses his black credit card and buys all the best poses and acquires the cutest clothes possible in the game and this means he should be able to win right?? No. He always places dead last and he gets HEATED. he gets HOT because what do you mean he wwasted so much money for nothing. Thinks the game is rigged (sore loser mentality)

Kino: She likes sticking to the basics and generally doesn't experiment much. Follows the themes diligently and her avatar's appearance looks cute and is considered okay, but its not enough to wow the judges and thus, she always places 4th or 5th. Finds the game fun but doesn't like how some players are clearly biased towards their friends especially when their fits are worse than hers

Haruna: Oh god. Everything she puts together is so flashy and bright you'd think she was there to regulate traffic. Completely ignores the themes and does whatever the fuck she wants and always ranks others high. You can have someone with a completely hideous outfit and she would still give them 5 stars. Always cheers on everyone else in the chat and that's also a reason why she does so well in the game. Her outfits might be a little too much but everyone loves her and that gives Haruna bonus points!!

HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!!!

[boyinatown]

LOOKISM CHAPTER 435 ( SPOILERS)

Warning : spoilers, do not continue if your not this far yet. a/n : yes i´ll be more active now, i´ll do my best for you guys. this is going into a second part bc i had to many memes so. 😭

the gun effect, bro on top of someone again. 💀 little zest king

pov : kars saying that on phone

HIS MEN? bros def into men . he kisses that thick neck bitch gn.

also why his outfit look like...

ELI JANG DUPEEEE ( i want his childeren so bad )

eli wore it better, hands down. my bbg did it better 😩

why is he on a cart ride rn, does this look like six flags to that mf

yes zaddy yes i did come. and hard oh my goshh im lit orgasmin rn

´IF U SEE ME FIGHTING IN THE FOREST WITH A GIRZZLY BEAR, HELP THE BEAR THAT BITCH GON NEED IT!!´ vibes, because why is he holding that shit? in an underwear? what is this? texas´s whorish hunting season? i DESPISE him. #screwthisthickneckwhore

who tf is this ugly ass bitch, tryna look like a serial killer with ugly mf dogs like that.

hold on is that...

these mfs are twins, i call it.

that dude abt to be smacked along with his dogs, WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE WOLVERINE THO???

WHY ARE HIS SHOULDERS SO BIG, CANT EVEN SEE HIS NECK..

the man spreading... its like he BEGS me to jump through the screen to fuck him. 😒😒

kark when i pull up:

DANIEL TAMED THOSE DOGS 😭 they’re side eyeing him fr wondering how a twink did that .

those dogs calling kark after daniel defeated them :

the dogs when an 5´6 twink, probably gay beats them up without a worry of peta:

wished i was that phone...ngl why is he so FINE

kwak watching kark break his phone :

Daddy incoming..

whos that pokemon?

i just ´ arrived to ´ LMAOO I NEED TO STOPPPP BC WHY IS HUDSON SO HOT HERE?? I HAD BEEF WITH HIM BUT NVM.

WHY IS THIS MF ALWAYS ON AN BIKE?? WHY CANT HE SHOW UP WALKING EVEN FLOATING IS BETTER. but he looks cute doing it so its fine 😭😭

Bro dropped mfs off a cliff and popped a wheelie why is he so effortlessly funny . 💀 Daniel come get ur bf

pov : jay riding away after he just dumped a bunch of dudes down a cliff to their deaths.

him acting as if he didn´t murder dudes:

´ so when am i gonna get head from daniel?´

[taegularities]

Hiiii Rid, I had another dream again. Yes hi it’s me dreamgirl. I swear they just happen??? So I wanted to tell you before I forgot it.

So it starts with me trying to buy tickets for a Seventeen concert and then actually succeeding. And then when I’m getting ready for the concert, I double check the tickets and it turns out I bought tickets for a beauty product launch???? But hey, they’re giving away wine and cheese (I don’t drink😔) AND a bottle of their new eel serum ig??? yes… eel

So yeah I’m suddenly having a shitty day because I guess I wanted to see Kim Mingyu with his titties out??? (OKAY BEFORE YOU ASK WE R GETTING TO THE BTS PART I SWEAR)

So I go to my classes (I guess the scene switched lmao) and continue this shitty mood and sit next to my classmate Park Jimin and his super smart and stuff and suddenly we’re having a quiz on food safety??????? Hello when did I start studying food related modules? I remember panicking because they wanted us to calculate the sodium content of a chicken breast. Like WHY DO I REMEMBER THAT SPECIFIC QUESTION FROM MY DREAM QUIZ.

And Jimin, my lovely seatmate Jimin is sitting in a way so I can’t copy his damn work, like dude is covering is work with his whole body smh and the kid opposite me is just highlighting their entire sheet so I’m panicking because I don’t want to fail but then all hell breaks lose in the class and we get a power cut and the lecturer is standing on a desk yelling about notebooks and I’m so upset because what a shitty day AND THEN everyone goes quiet and coos because

OUTSIDE MY CLASSROOM IS MY MFCKING HUSBAND AND HE IS HOLDING OUR (HIS) MINIMES AND EVERYONE IS LIKE “Awwww”

And yes… it’s none other than the love of my life Jeon Jungkook and I remember him wearing that one outfit from an episode of Run BTS (they’re at that Hyundai museum I think?? He had a jeans and Prada boots) and the youngest baby is dressed like him except his shoes were silver? idk idk. And the slightly older but still cute and adorable son is wearing like this floral overalls with a matching bucket hat but he’s cute as heck and they’re all waiting for me with their big doe eyes and the babies with their chubby cheeks and my day feels so much better and then I guess I woke up but suddenly I miss my dream babies that I had with my husband Jeon Jungkook😔😔😔

I’m sorry I know this dream is not as entertaining as the others lmao but I suppose you dream what you dream hehe. Anyway lovely, I hope your day is going well and you’re doing good and just know that I adore you and your writing and your kindness too!! 💗

dreamgirl !!!! c'mon, all your dreams are entertaining as fck, even this one made me smile (as always) :') first of all, dang it, what's with the svt concert tickets tho 😭 cheese n wine are great but.... 🤨 i hope the eel serum... was a good one, though :')

food safety 💀 i do wonder what your brain was trying to tell you... i also wonder why meanie jimin wouldn't let you copy his answers, like help out a girl in need, mister park 😔 and you know what? i can understand all the tumult that came after, bc I'D REACT THE SAME IF JEON JUNGKOOK WAS STANDING OUTSIDE, especially this one.

DREAM HUSBAND AND DREAM BABIES, dreamgirl i'm actually so happy for you and that you had this whack yet endearing dream 🥺 floral overalls with a bucket hat... sounds like jk fr 😭 i think even i had a jk dream last night, but can't remember anymore :')

and lovely, my day went well, i was out most of today, thank you so much 🥺 i hope yours was pleasant, too, and that your mind thinks up another cool dream tonight !! i luuufffff you, you're the kindest <33333