#he smells like creed and $500 perfume

[maxsix]

[cheolhub]

For those wondering cheol smells like a MAN (a whorey one) omg I’d definitely let him ruin my life idc idc. I got a sample at a store (I have it in a ziploc bag because my broke ass could never afford it because the smaller version is like $300) and I almost pass out because !,$27;8:!)-@:&:9(&2@,!bzjdo you really need to experience it for yourselves. His perfume is creed aventus and it’s worth like $500 but that’s not a surprise because we know that man has expensive taste🫠

thank u for telling me this bc thats actually so hot and i think i just creamed a bit like 😂 I LOVE WHEN MEN SMELL GOOD ?!!!!!

this is kinda crazy… but i use creed wind flowers a lot (please don’t think im rich , i used to have a friend who worked at department store and got me some things for my bday last year) ANYWAY, anon thank you for sending ke this forreal:…. im not sure what ill do with myself knowing what he smells like….

[raskolni-kin]

okay finally it’s time for the post i said i’ll do

succession characters and the perfume i think they probably wear (based on my impression)

(ps: i can’t afford any of this. im a broke perfume collector)

start with the man, the myth, the legend who inspired me to make this post, my beloved manwhore stewy: tom ford is the only option. i have the sample of tom ford black orchid which is… very hard to pull off (dude you put truffle in the perfume tf😭). you have to be THAT B*TCH to survive and it really reminds me of stewy. Even though black orchid is ~$140, it’s probably his cheapest perfume… he probably uses something more expensive from tom ford private blend, like f*cking fabulous (yes that’s the name) or noir de noir. both are woody scent with vanilla, but f*cking fabulous is more leathery while noir de noir has oud, which smells very middle eastern billionaire (also they’re like… $500 for 100ml) (god i wish i could try them)

the easiest one for me, princess diana tom wambsgans: before he married shiv and got the news position he probably used veryyy mass male perfume like dior sauvage just bc people say it’s good… but then he got the promotion! well then, he has to use something richer now, so i’ll go with creed aventus (aka ‘the basic rich man perfume’) it’s freaking $300, sweet, fruity but also very masculine with a tagline like a gift from father to son or something like that lol

next, another easy one for me, roman: versace eros flame is the only one that can match his immaculate vibe, also ppl who use this perfume cant be cishet. it’s spicy, citrusy with vanilla scent, not that expensive i think he doesn’t really care

now we need gerri: she probably uses perfume that is classic and confident (chanel no.5, nahh too basic) i think she uses guerlain shalimar, which is citrusy, warm, a little smoky and leathery. the scent is hard to pull off but gerri is THAT milf so she’s fine

next girlboss, shiv: she’s the type to use expensive, niche and unisex perfume to assert power, so i think penhaligon’s halfeti leather (~$300) is perfect: british brand, leathery, woody, spicy, smoky, similar notes to male perfumes but has a touch of sweetness from plum and rose. other choices i think shiv might use are something from nishane or juliette has a gun (niche, around $135-200)

now we enter the ‘difficult for me’ territory

kendall: does he even mentally healthy enough to take a shower😭 (poor little meow meow) i think he used something borrowed from stewy (which is not his vibe AT ALL) while they’re in college together, but now he probably uses something easy, inoffensive but still pretty luxurious like maison francis kurkdjian gentle fluidity silver: very fresh, clean, aromatic scent, seems put together (anyway this one costs $185.5). kendall might also use jo malone too imo. it’s simple, natural scent (but some scents can be tooooo natural like why is it so green am i a bug or something😭)

greg, oh greg my baby: like tom, his perfume journey developed as he stepped up the position. he probably started from using axe😔 >> to more legit but still affordable perfume. i think of ck one or ck be, which are green and fresh scent >>> then he moved to more expensive designer perfume like dior sauvage (the same one with tom, you know, influence) or bleu de chanel (which is quite similar to sauvage but fresher) >>> but now that he has more power in his hands, i think he’ll use mfk like kendall but it’ll be maison francis kurkdjian amyris homme (still fresh and sweet. also it has milk chocolate note, not really obvious but i think it’s cute) i think greg wouldn’t use heavy, offensive perfume. his taste is more likely to be younger and fresher (amyris homme is ~$175) (not related to the point but i got this full size at $83, which is probably the proudest achievement in my entire life lol)

now, logan: does he even use perfume???? if he uses one it’s probably classic perfume like creed cuir de russie (first released in 1953): very masculine, woody, leathery, smells like power, or something cheaper he has used since young like aramis (released in 1966): spicy, heavy, woody

connor: no this man doesn’t use perfume, but if he has to use for his *presidential campaign* or whatever he probably uses basic rich man perfume like something from creed

Also here’s a bonus for yall tomgreg nations, the perfume that reminds me of them

(im that b*tch who assigned signature scent for every otp, partly as an excuse to buy more perfume. mostly it’s just bath and body works but like,,,, this is succession i can’t do b&bw😩)

it’s moschino toy boy (the name tho, phew!) it’s a pink peppery perfume that gets sweeter with rose and amber as it dries down (sometimes i can hardly smells the rose tho, idk if it’s bc i got used to the scent or it’s some body chemistry sh*t). i smelled this last week and i was like,,,, yeah it’s tomgreg toxic by britney spears vibe i need to buy this

im still finding the scent for stendall. maybe replica jazz club or maison christian dior vanilla diorama (rum, vanilla, tobacco scent) (i actually have mcd sample but ive never tried it on my body before) or something sweet and intoxicating. maybe carolina herrera good girl legere, which is women perfume but who cares

edit: i fell asleep before posting the perfume that reminds me of roman x gerri. i have resurrected now so here’s the late update. in my mind this perfume has to be classic/vintage, with very prominent notes (like spice or citrus), does’t have to be that expensive, ALSO RED. boom! that’s exactly guerlain samsara (guerlain again for gerri!): kinda on the old lady powdery scent side, but also warm, woody, sweet floral vanilla, and a little spicy👀 perfect

[evarcana]

The Courtiers HCs - what they smell like and what perfumes they wear

Combining two of my niche interests :3

Disclaimer: A while ago I saw amazing perfume post by @lisa-frank-cave about the main 6 and it inspired me to share my thoughts on the courtiers.

Consul Valerius

What he smells like: Do you know “no idea what it is but smells luxurious” feeling? This is basically what he smells like...and traces of wine of course if you are close enough to his lips.

His choice of perfume: Oh my, he definitely has a collection. All the perfumes that he owns are very similar though - *sophisticated*, woody, aromatic green and soft spicy. One would say that it’s traditional choice for a man of status and fine taste. What is his signature scent?

Royal Oud by Creed

Notes: lemon, pink berry, bergamot, cedar, galbanum, angelic root, Regal Indian oud, sandalwood, Tonkin musk.

The brand claims that “wood, leather, marble, and gold of palaces” were the inspiration behind this “imposing fragrance for a lady or gentleman of spiritual refinement and assured elegance”. Oh he surely approves this description.

Precious woods? Exclusive brand established a few centuries ago which those plebeians did not even hear about? Let me just tell you that he bought 500 ml bottle and got his name engraved on it.

He wears it for official meetings and theatre nights.

Praetor Vlastomil

What he smells like: old books, fresh soil and something *slightly* rotten.

His choice of perfume: Never wears perfume, has zero interest in trying one and does not understand what people talk about when they say that the person smells nice. Until somebody shows him...

Bat by Zoologist

Notes: banana, soil tincture, fig, tropical fruits, myrrh, resins, green notes, musk, leather, vetiver, sandalwood and tonka bean.

It smells of fruits laying at the bottom of filthy wet cave. “Mmmm... Something that worms would like” he thought. And they do like it! Or at least he thinks so...

Wonders why he does not receive any compliments when he wears it.

He is upset about the name though (definitely wrote a letter complaining that worms surely deserve their own perfume more than silly bats)

Procurator Volta

What she smells like: whatever food she had (those crumbs and sticky fingers) but you get sweet clean smell from her clothes.

Her choice of perfume: She is buying all gourmand perfumes (or anything that smells remotely edible) she can lay her little hands on... They just smell so *sweet*. She immediately feels hungry though. She also buys gentle soft floral fragrances but forgets about them straight away and they eventually get lost in her house. Her fragrance is

Jeux de Peau by Serge Lutens

Notes: milk, wheat, coconut, licorice, immortelle, osmanthus, apricot, spices, sandalwood, woody notes and amber.

Muted and sweet scent. Gentle and comforting ...reminding of cereals. Or bakery? Or warm milk with a biscuit? *Volta is gone searching for food*

Kind of weird at the same time - aniseedy and salty ting. Not everybody finds it appetising.

Quaestor Valdemar

What they smell like: Virtually nothing. Maybe only his hands keep this typical medical smell if they have been practising in dungeon.

Their choice of perfume: Not the one to wear perfume. However, one day they felt particularly self-indulgent and decided to choose perfume for masquerade. It is

Bacardi Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Notes: jasmine, saffron, amberwood, ambergris, fir resin and cedar.

Most people adore it thinking that it smells delicious and even sexual. At the same time some find it terrible and get distinctive medical smell of dirty bandages and iodine.

Valdemar spent all that time in dungeon with plague doctors who were using all sorts of aromatics in their masks. So they understand what kind of scents humans find pleasant.

Enjoys studying how humans react to them wearing this fragrance and is particularly satisfied when some “curious specimen” finds it medical/unpleasant.

Pontifex Vulgora

What they smell like: Smells of metal and sometimes ...blood? Obviously somebody else’s blood.

Their choice of perfume: Just like Vlastomil could not care less. However, they are raging if somebody else smells weird or sprayed too much. But then they noticed one of many bottles that Volta bought and “claimed it” for themselves:

Deliria by L'Artisan Parfumeur

Notes: Metallic notes, rum, toffee, apple, candy floss

They think that it smells like knife (no, dagger! No, SWORD!) cutting through the apple and flesh

Convinced that it’s sweet smell of blood (no, it really is apple) and victory

Good excuse to get in a fight with people if they were stupid enough to say that they “smell of candy floss”.

P.S. it’s the first headcanon I have ever shared with the public so I hope you enjoyed it xx

[wifeyofnjadaka]

Erik & Deja Chapter 8

A/N: It’s some major shit brewing...It’ll all make sense soon.

Warnings: There is slight violence against a woman in this chapter btw. 

Erik: 

After the incident with that nigga and my Deja, I feeling pathetic just as I should be. Everything she said was true, and I knew I had to leave her alone. I was good for her especially after last night. My actions proved that, maybe she needs a nigga like that nigga. He clearly made her happy. As I was scrolling on instagram I saw one of those stupid ass instagram posts that said “If you love something then let it go.” Or some shit so maybe thats what I should do. 

I felt the bed shift. “Hm, baby you want to go again?” “Lets talk first.” I say to her. “What’s wrong? Did I do something? I swear I haven't made contact with Deja since that day.” She said with fear in her eyes. I chuckle cause at least she knows her place. “No Kaylee, I was just thinking that I’ve never gave you a real chance so I want to give you one now.” I say looking at her. “Wait are you forreal?” I nod. And she kisses me to seal the deal. In my head this felt good, but my heart was aching. I heard as I felt lips upon my scarred chest. My dick twitched only because I was thinking of Deja. “No, I just want to chill for right now.” She gripped my dick and now it was at full attention. “That’s not what he’s saying.” Next thing you know my dick is in her mouth. 

The whole day we just chilled together. To be honest she wasn't as annoying as I thought before. We were watching our fifth movie of the night I think it was called Creed or some shit. I was getting irritated because Kaylee was drooling over some nigga named Michael C Jackson or something. “Oh my gosh babe you look just like him!” She says with her feet in my lap. “Like who?” I say 

“Michael B Jordan, its so weird!!!” I roll my eyes in response, because it wasn't the first time I heard that shit and it was irritating. Nigga I look like Erik. “You hungry?” She asks me. “Hell yeah.” I reply “What do you want? You something cooked or ordered in?” She asks. “Let’s order some pizza.” 

All in all, Kay was cool as shit. I started to feel bad for once treating her less than. “Oh My Gosh, babe look.” She was scrolling on instagram and I guess it was a picture of Michael again and his hair was kind of like mine. I still didn't see the similarity. “Oh babe don’t be mad, you're cuter.” She says I chuckle and noticed she got a text message from an unsaved number and she hurried and exited it. Weird. 

“You ready for bed?” I ask her “You’re actually staying the night?” She asks. “Uh yeah, is that a problem?” I question. Her phone rings and she leaves to the patio, she stops right before the door. “No just go ahead and wait for me up stairs.” She says before taking her phone call I saw her lips say “No whatever you did worked.” That was all I could work out before she turned and faced the banister. What the fuck?

I went to bed trying to connect the fucking dots, but nothing made sense. Before I can question further I heard her footsteps and hurried and pretended to be sleep. I felt her wrap her arms around my body and she fell asleep and soon I did too.

Kaylee was a never a morning person so the fact that she was up before or at least she thought I was going to use to my advantage. She was in the shower and I saw her phone kept ringing, once I found out who it was I was seeing red. I decided to read the text thread and was ready to kill someone once it all connected. 

This bitch is as good as gone. I hate a sneaky bitch. It took everything in me not to choke this bitch up. I got up and got dressed so I can just leave peacefully. I knew if this bitch said anything to me I was going to go postal. I was so close to being free when I heard her say behind me “Babe where are you going? I was going to make breakfast.” 

“Not hungry, I’ll hit you up later.” I say trying to be nice. “Must be running to that hoe Deja huh? Must love being her little bitch. When are you gonna learn that she doesn't want your ass? What did she call you? Pathetic? Yeah sounds about ri-” In the blink of an eye her throat was in my hand as I slowly choked the shit out of her. 

“Bitch didn't I tell you to watch ya fucking mouth? Pack ya shit and get the fuck out my shit.” I said dropping her dumb ass, see this why you don't give weak bitches shit. “Actually I’ll do it while you try and catch ya breath.” I packed all the shit she had when I first met her ass. “Lets go.” I said once I had her belongings. I took her keys to the car and the condo and her phone. I looked in the lock box with her old car keys and her old apartment. 

“Come on since I'm her little bitch. The little pathetic bitch that was paying all ya bills, go head where ya came from.” I said and just sat there and cried. “LETS GO! and if I have to say this shit one more time, I will drag yo ass out of here, but I’m trying not to act up. I’ma count to fucking three and if you not out the door I swear to goodness.” 

“One...Two...Thr-” She got her ass up. 

I took her to the garage where her old 2004 Toyota Corolla was located handed her $500 and went about my life. “Erik please...” She begs. “What? Where was that energy you just had 40 minutes ago?” I heard silence. “Exactly, you should know your way home right.” 

I needed to tell Deja. I was sitting in the car of her complex with this envelope in hand, I put it in her mailbox and hoped that my plan worked.

I sat at the table, anxious. I’ve done some dirty shit in my life. I’ve killed people for fucks sake, I’m the most feared person in the United States easily, but knowing that Deja was on her way to me made me want to shit bricks. 

7:15, I knew she was coming where is she?

“Sir? Would you like a refill?” The waiter asks me. “Yes thank you.”

My head snaps as I smell her signature perfume I check my watch and it was going on 8:30. I see her walk in with the manilla envelope knowing it brought her here. I tighten my jaw when I took in her appearance. It was a nude dress, that had such a deep V cut, I instantly hardened in my pants. 

She said nothing to me as she sat down. She took my wine glass and just sipped it. No smile, nothing. It was going to be a hell of a night.

Yall Deja is not here for the shenanigans that is named Erik. Whew the chile the ghetto. LMAO Kaylee and Erik lasted what like 30 seconds? Poor Kaylee, but when ya talk shit ya gotta back it up mamas or simply don't bite the hand that feeds you and sis tried to bite Erik’s whole arm off 😭.

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