#he thinks the world is a wretched place innocent lives shouldn’t be made to suffer but he can’t keep it in his pants.
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officially coming out as a john vasectomy truther. he snipped them thangs
#he thinks the world is a wretched place innocent lives shouldn’t be made to suffer but he can’t keep it in his pants.#he blackmailed a doctor to snippy snip him at age 22. when he said he needs to Cut Something Up he meant the vans deferns.#‘‘but liz in hl&s you validated the rye pregnancy rumor’’#yeah he already knew his ass was lying because he (spoiler alert) also only ever got spitroasted with them#‘‘but liz you give him a bio kid’’#yeah he has to travel hundreds of miles through a nuclear wasteland to find someone capable and willing to reverse his vasectomy#AFTER jestiny stabs the birth control out her arm the second they have the ‘‘let’s try for a pregnancy’’ discussion#then has to find someone to reverse it back when she hates being pregnant and says never again (easier quest)
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