#he used to be with the goth kids but tricia got him to leave as he was becoming depressed asf

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"tricia and those guys" "ike and those guys", what about "tricia and those idiots"?

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FASHIONISTA: Hey Freedom Dorks, that was real cute and all, but we just wanna let you know that there’s still no getting out of that death pit you’re in ;)!

FASHIONISTA: We took extra precautions to make sure stinky little mosquitoes and stupid flying kites couldn’t get out of there, either.

MOSQUITO: I’m not stinky!!!

FASHIONISTA: Oh, and by the way Mysterion~

FASHIONISTA: We’ve decided we’re Heartbreaker’s guardian angels now instead.

FASHIONISTA: What kind of loser guardian do you have to be to yell at somebody who just wants to have a little fun?

HONEY-BEE: Yeah, I thought you guys were supposed to be the heroes!

MYSTERION: Heartbreaker, you’re on the wrong side, dammit!

MYSTERION: Don’t listen to whatever they tell you!

HONEY-BEE: Oh shut up already!

FASHIONISTA: We already had to comfort her once because of your yelling, and you’re just gonna go and make us do it again?

FASHIONISTA: Jeez, what a lousy excuse of a super hero.

MYSTERION: RRRGH!

FASHIONISTA: Anywayyyyys~

...

FASHIONISTA: Time for a girl’s only ask sesh! ;)

FASHIONISTA: Let’s kill two birds with one stone--

FASHIONISTA: We’ll all draw the cutest boys around ;)

FASHIONISTA: Or girls! Us girls don’t judge!

HONEY-BEE: Oh no, I’m terrible at drawing on the spot...!

HEARTBREAKER: I don’t know if I’d be that good...

FASHIONISTA: Oh come on you two, it’ll be fun!

FASHIONISTA: Right, Trish?

DREADED TRICIA:  ¯\_(-_-)_/¯

FASHIONISTA: Fine, if it helps you guys, I’ll start!

FASHIONISTA: First off, what kind of cutie list would this be if Super Craig wasn’t on there?

FASHIONISTA: What a hunk, am I right?

DREADED TRICIA: No.

FASHIONISTA: :/

HONEY-BEE: I think his outfit’s dumb... but he is pretty cute...!

FASHIONISTA: Oh my gosh, my thoughts exactly Honey!

FASHIONISTA: Also, That one goth kid? Pete, or whatever?

FASHIONISTA: Total hottie!

FASHIONISTA: If he didn’t smell like smoke all the time I’d totally be lurking right now.

HEARTBREAKER: I hung out with him and his friends a while ago.

HEARTBREAKER: Getting past the smell and all the weird music they listen to was hard... but they’re really nice!

HEARTBREAKER: Even if they don’t act like it!

FASHIONISTA: Oooh, a hottie and a softie at heart?

FASHIONISTA: I might just catch myself lurking after all!

FASHIONISTA: And of course~~~

FASHIONISTA: Heartbreaker, I have to say, your outfit is soooo to die for.

FASHIONISTA: I wish I could rock something as cute as that!

HEARTBREAKER: You really think so...?

FASHIONISTA: Totally, girlfriend!

FASHIONISTA: That dark blue with that pink? Maybe you should be called Fashionista instead!

FASHIONISTA: Okay, okay, enough about my drawings. Who’s up next?

HONEY-BEE: [sigh] I guess I’ll go...

FASHIONISTA: Aw, Honey-Bee, what were you even talking about?

FASHIONISTA: This is adorable!

HONEY-BEE: Mmm... I dunno.

FASHIONISTA: Oh, come on. Modest much?

HONEY-BEE: Agh! Okay sorry, I guess my art is cute.

FASHIONISTA: ;)

HONEY-BEE: Anyways... To start off, I drew Super Craig too.

HONEY-BEE: He’s kind of cute in that brooding, doesn’t-care-what-you-think kind of way, you know?

DREADED TRICIA: There are so many things wrong that statement.

DREADED TRICIA: Craig is anything but brooding.

DREADED TRICIA: And he super cares about what other people think, he just never shows it.

HONEY-BEE: Oh... Well... somehow that makes him even more adorable, honestly.

DREADED TRICIA: Whatever you say.

HONEY-BEE: Next I drew The Ticker!

HONEY-BEE: His tourette’s sometimes spooks me when we talk, but he’s really nice!

HONEY-BEE: He’s kind of shy and a little introverted, and I think he’s cute because of that!

HEARTBREAKER: I don’t think he deserved Wonder Tweek yelling at him earlier...

HONEY-BEE: I think there’s some weird tension between those two...

HONEY-BEE: Maybe he just doesn’t know that The Ticker has tourette’s?

HONEY-BEE: Um!!! Anyways, the last one I drew was Tupperware!

FASHIONISTA: Something tells me you’ve got a certain little reason for drawing him~!

HONEY-BEE: No! He’s just cute!

HONEY-BEE: His outfit is dorky and lame, even though... I sorta said I based my outfit on the same kind of thing he got his inspiration from...

HONEY-BEE: But it’s still lame!

HONEY-BEE: I just think he’s cute because...!!!

HONEY-BEE: He... just is!

FASHIONISTA: Haha, okay ;)

DREADED TRICIA: I’m up next.

DREADED TRICIA: I’m really good at drawing.

FASHIONISTA: Rock it, sister!

DREADED TRICIA: I think Wonder Tweek is cute because he makes Super Craig look less ugly.

FASHIONISTA: A hot friend is always a plus!

DREADED TRICIA: I like the Prince of Darkness because he’s got like, fire and stuff, and he’s cool and dark and shit.

HEARTBREAKER: It’s kinda scary...

DREADED TRICIA: And I like the Mole guy because he’s like, one of the only guys here who has an actual weapon.

DREADED TRICIA: Or, like, he can use his shovel as a weapon.

DREADED TRICIA: He could cave somebody’s head in and that’s pretty cute.

FASHIONISTA: Seems like you’re into the more dangerous type, huh?

DREADED TRICIA: Meh.

FASHIONISTA: Well...

FASHIONISTA: That leaves just one little artist left!

HEARTBREAKER: Oh no...

HONEY-BEE: Come on, we all did it, I know your drawings will be super cute!

HEARTBREAKER: Okay...

FASHIONISTA: Aw, is that me? ♥

HEARTBREAKER: Yeah, I drew you because I like your make up, and I think pink looks really good on you!

FASHIONISTA: Oh my gosh, thank you so much!

FASHIONISTA: I felt like I rushed my stuff on today, but that’s like a total confidence boost!

HEARTBREAKER: <:

HEARTBREAKER: Next, I drew Doomsday.

HEARTBREAKER: I think his outfit is really creative, and he’s got a really cool crown.

HONEY-BEE: The way he bounces around the base is kind of adorable, honestly?

HONEY-BEE: I didn’t even think he was old enough to know what he was doing, but he seems sure of himself.

HEARTBREAKER: Yeah, I thought so too...!

HEARTBREAKER: And last I drew Mysterion.

FASHIONISTA: Aw come on, girl.

FASHIONISTA: You’re just gonna make yourself sad again.

HEARTBREAKER: No, I know he was being mean...

HEARTBREAKER: But I still think he’s really cool, and he can be really nice, too!

HONEY-BEE: Sure didn’t seem like it...

FASHIONISTA: Baby, he had you running away crying.

FASHIONISTA: That doesn’t sound cool or nice.

HEARTBREAKER: No, I know... I know.

HEARTBREAKER: ...

HEARTBREAKER: Uh, anyways, those are the three I chose...

HEARTBREAKER: It wasn’t very good, but--

FASHIONISTA: No no no, none of that.

FASHIONISTA: There’s no shame during girl’s hour, okay?

HONEY-BEE: I thought your drawings were really cute, Heartbreaker!

HEARTBREAKER: Really...?

HONEY-BEE: Totally!

FASHIONISTA: So cute!

DREADED TRICIA: Better than mine.

HEARTBREAKER: Aw...

HEARTBREAKER: Thank’s you guys...!