#he was with hunith for a holiday and to “help” with an issue
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
hc that merlin and Gwen (who are besties btw) are absolutely running shit. Got a problem? Go to them - always to them. They're the ones who know the most about the castle and have full control of the royal schedules.
Uther does not know about this and neither does Arthur - however whenever either one of them pisses Merlin or Gwen off or they just do something like seriously fucked up (looking at you Uther you absolute ass) they bury them in work.
and I mean like bury them: making them wake up at like first light for an 'emergency' (apparently someone thought they saw a sorcerer) straight to training the Knights, to a meeting with the council to deal with the non-existant sorcerer, to confirmations of a celebration
they don't know what the celebration is for. (in truth it's not for anything, the castle just wanted an excuse for a party, and it's funny gaslighting the royals into thinking they approved some random ass celebration a few weeks ago)
The servants know and 100% annoy them with inane shit because their "input" is needed (no the fuck it's not, but getting to fuck over royalty is fun for them)
random servant #1 to Uther: Apologies for interrupting Sir, but the seamstress wanted to confirm time for your fitting for your outfit for the celebration tonight?
Uther, baffled asf running on 5hrs sleep: celebration? there is no celebration??? and what colour scheme
Servant #1 trying not to cackle: yes sir there is? you advised of it just last month - the seamstress just wanted to take last measurements
Servant #2 elbowing #1 to get their shit together: and the blue and purple scheme? You approved it over a month ago, and Prince Arthur confirmed last week before preparations were made.
(all the food is stuff Arthur and Uther barely tolerate and mildly hate and their alcohol is weak asf - meanwhile the knights and everyone else are eating amazingly, drunk off their asses)
more in the tags lol
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#gwen pendragon#morgana#uther pendragon#knights of the round table#Leon is sleeping#everytime Arthur or Uther piss either Merlin or Gwen off he hides#he refuses to play along because he's loyal#but also he's a bitch and he's annoyed with them as well#new servants are always horrified#they're reassured this happens like once a month#once it happened twice in one month#Leon couldn't be found the whole time#he was with hunith for a holiday and to “help” with an issue#the “incident” as its labelled is because Uther tried to marry Morgana off to some old creep to better help Camelot#and Arthur got his ego bruised and decided to be his prev. princely self (i.e. he was a dick) to some of the new knights#the old creep “passed” in his sleep before the wedding unfortunately#and Arthur got turned into a donkey again#merlin overheard by several people cause he's not trying to whisper: if he wants to be an ass#i'll turn him into an ass
310 notes
·
View notes