#he’d totally try to martyr himself but then it wouldn’t last very long imo

[breakinghorses]

when kyle’s still coming to terms w/ his feelings for cartman, he justifies to himself that dating cartman is actually making the world a better place because then cartman isn’t dating other people to fuck them up. he’s like “yeah i’m taking one for the team”. obvs this line of thinking would piss cartman off when he finds out.