#it’d be like

[acoraxia]

thought of the most STUPID crackship for red son oh my god….

[breakinghorses]

when kyle’s still coming to terms w/ his feelings for cartman, he justifies to himself that dating cartman is actually making the world a better place because then cartman isn’t dating other people to fuck them up. he’s like “yeah i’m taking one for the team”. obvs this line of thinking would piss cartman off when he finds out.

[skyward-floored]

I must know, does incredibles au Shadow get adopted into the family? Does he have powers? Does he sacrifice himsefl???

sorry lot of questions lol

Sorry for the long wait on this anon, hope you don’t mind too much.

So I haven’t decided a lot of things about Shadow, aside from him being the raccoon in the second movie hehe. I don’t even know where he came from exactly, just that he’s scrounging around for food and hates Four at first (per canon). I think he does have powers of some kind, probably similar things to what he can do in the 4s manga, shadowy stuff you know.

I don’t know if he gets adopted or not, but that would be pretty fun... but if he does any sacrificing anything, then that wouldn’t be an option. Then again... Hyrule has healing powers, so maybe it wouldn’t be permanent.

[gavindna]

Wait what if I made a gatliansona

[lunarheiress]

I’ve seen some “how would XXX from DA2 react to YYY from DA:I” lately, and one that kind of stuck out to me in my game(s) is that I think Fenris would get along half decent with my elven inquisitor? Or at least feel a great deal of kinship? I mean. From a strictly logistical standpoint, it’s Hawke 2.0? So if he was fond enough to be romanced in DA2 then someone with a mad similar personality (I played the elf inquisitor pretty similarly to the hawke who romanced fenris) then I’m sure he would at the very least be reminded of hawke when interacting with her?

But, like, from a storytelling standpoint, she’s a dalish elven mage, but, a mage who seems to have so much in common with Hawke, a fact that may leave him with a much less negative impression than usual. I think he’d feel a sense of kinship, the more he learns about her. Like him, she was an elf who left her clan/family with the goal of learning whether the human world’s newest grand conflict would endanger them (try to secure a better life in the face of what was to come). Then, as a result of that effort, she was (albeit unintentionally) inflicted with magic cast by an ancient magister -who led a band of blood magic enthused tevinter mages- and was marked as a result that magic in a way that couldn’t be hidden well or easily. The mark caused the inquisitor a great deal of pain in the beginning, could have killed her, and continues to ache throughout their journeys (this is more of a headcanon built on some of the character dialogue). This mark has to some degree prevented her from returning to the life she had before, has caused her to be treated like a criminal on more than one occasion, has led to assassins being sent after her, and has brought threat to those around her. Her family, though still in communication, is distanced from her now, not only due to her new position but also because of their discomfort with her current state (also a bit of a personal interpretation, they don’t ever come to even check on her despite the fact that she almost died multiple times???). And last but not least, a portion of her memories were definitely removed, and while being able to recall the general information, the details about her home and family life are a little blurry compared to before, a fact that escaped her notice for some time as she was so preoccupied with her current endeavours. (again, this is more of a headcanon based on how little family comes up compared to previous games and some of the inquisitors lines)

Obviously, they’ve made different choices and come from different backgrounds, but there are undeniable parallels, between their unwanted marks and pains, to the distance and loss they’ve suffered because of them. Furthermore, they’ve moved forward into new lives, with new friends, building a home and a new family in places that were so hostile at first. Each of them chose a human as their life partner, and not just any human, but a human thought to be so diametrically opposed that such a partnership may not have been possible if Fenris and the Inquisitor hadn’t opened themselves up to the possibility (Fenris of course choosing a mage, and my dalish mage inquisitor choosing a former Templar, Cullen).

That isn’t to say he wouldn’t have been super pissed off when he heard about her at first, after all, she did choose to ally with the mages, and she brought Hawke into who knows how much danger with the fight against the corrupted Wardens. He may even feel a bit of resentment as he gets to know her. She wasn’t kept captive by the people who caused her to be marked, and she was able to find closeness and support rather quickly in her new environment compared to the months he suffered alone, and the years of self imposed distance he managed in Kirkwall. But then again, Varric seems rather fond of the new inquisitor, and Hawke came back from the fade alive thanks to her decisions. Plus, once they started to get along, they’d find they have a rather similar sense of humor.

[strafethesesinners]

Thank you everyone for tagging me in that quiz and I have loved seeing all your OCs’ results but Cooper just isn’t a horror weird girl 😔 . In fact he’d probably be one of he first people the horror weird girl kills when she snaps.

[kayawolfhorse]

Discuss

[noxcheshire]

I know Danny is canonically 5’5”

BUT

I like the idea of Danny being even shorter than that. A Danny whose just SO tiny that most people clock him as being either very weak, which doesn’t help with his ghost-bird bones, or being very adorable due to tinniness.

Regardless, he’s been viewed as an innocent figure. In reality though, he is absolutely “violence is always the option” type of short guy. Like he embodies the stereotype of being so short that he has privileges in hell energy.

That type of short guy.

So just imagine this tiny little creature-teenager-child staring up and up at this person, neck craned back just to look them in the face. Danny is frowning at them, this insufferable person whose immediate reaction was to patronize him because Danny was deceptively tiny.

And Danny just goes, “You shall never know peace again,” before picking them up like they weigh nothing but a handful of grapes and YEETS THEM.

[tastefulbean]

My nuzi designs! N towers over everyone

(No shade to Liam I just think it would be funny if Uzi dressed more like a scene kid LOL)

[braisedhoney]

fighting back? against who? they're so happy—they've been waiting for you.

you are wonderful. don't you know that?

bonus: they play sims together :)

[manzanamarim]

Dance party! (Ha, get it?)

[the-meme-monarch]

ooty and deltroon moments

[giantchasm]

I hope in the next Legends game they isekai one of the Sordward/Shielbert duo so I can see people writing angst and saying stuff like “they separated him from his other half 😭” “he misses his brother 🥺” about the guys who look like this.

[ghostickle]

I listed to almost exclusively Wilbur soot and Los campesinos at the start of the year that the rest of the year doesn’t really show at all and I’m only a lil disappointed about that

[somanyants]

Poop paper… You know… Toilet paper. Have you ever eaten TP? When I went hungry as a little kid that’s what I’d eat. From the park’s public restroom. But like… once I stopped going hungry… I stopped being able to eat toilet paper. Do you get what I’m saying? I can never go back to the way things used to be.

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.

Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.