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How would each Sans on the Bad Sanses feel about affection?
So this has been in my inbox for a couple of weeks, and right after I got it I started writing out a big long answer. Like, a paragraph for each of them, and kinda adding to it and editing it every so often.
And then I realised that is WAY too long to answer this simple question with lol so I condensed it into doodle form

But I want you to know it was a very good question because I almost wrote like 4 paragraphs on it, so thank you anon <3
Also I wasn't sure if you wanted Nightmare included in the mix, but here he is too just in case

#UTDR#UTMV#Ask#Anon#My Art#I have been very desperately trying to get back into my skeletons groove so thank you for giving me something to chew on#I really do appreciate it <3#I'm still having a hard time getting back into the swing of drawing but we're working on it!#Basically on a scale of 1-10 for being cool with affection:#Killer is sitting at like a 9. He's like a cat furiously squeezing into your personal space for attention#Cross is around a 7/8. He needs positive attention so badly this guy is owed over 1000 hugs#Horror is a 5. He's solidly meh about it. He won't ask for hugs and he won't fight if he's put in one#Dust is a -1 if anybody* touches him too much he starts kicking and biting like a horse#*Horror is the exception he could pick Dust up and juggle him without consequence#Nightmare is...#...#accustumed to a certain way of life#And that's all he'll admit in this lifetime#Look at me rambling for 50 tags about skeletons#Feels good to be back on my bullshit c:
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coelacanter + socials
#amy mentioned that devyn's mullet was like someone chewed on it and the troll doll imagery would not leave me#infamous#infamous if#marlow locke#coelacanter#kaced#infamous: kaced#fake social media#i dont want to HEAR how out of touch i am i dont use instagram or twitter i had to guess at syntax/usernames#also the cropping for the group photo ended up so strangely with the instagram post format i ended up going with so i just#worked it into the comments section. same with iris' outfit i realized way too late she should've had something fancier </3#i thought rowan would be the type to point out something like that. he'd have a choice instagram with pictures cropped and edited perfectly#iris posts a photo of her and devyn and he'll comment 'very cute. were you asleep when picking this filter though or..?'#also i know this is funny to genuinely no one else but i briefly debated having maya make the fan name ���the cannersā#as if the band name was ācan't-erā not ācanterā#(they're just 'fishies') but i wanted to incorporate it somehow hence the gc name and that one fan's username#coelacanter? no. we coelacan... ner <3
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Redrawing more old art :3 the left one is the new one and the right is from like August 2023.
I liked the colors I used In the original but Papyrus's hand was ATROCIOUS . this was mostly to make up for the dishonor on my skeleton hand drawing abilities (I like to think I did a litttllee bit better((spoken with delusion)))
I wanted to give them a little more contrast + make Berror more digital-looking :3
#really in my blueberror era again huh#i mean the first blueberror era ive had on tumblr i guess#this is like.#my third overall#please send help#blueberror sans#blueberror#underswap papyrus#underswap#my art <3#utmv#i never draw papyrus anymore which is sooo sad#going to fix this problem#wanted to juxtapose them to highlight how different blueberror would have become by the time he'd get to see his brother again#wanted to show how immposible it would be for him to fit back into his old world#hes like a warped puzzle peice#with the little knobs chewed off or something#he'll never click back into place#does that make any sense#blueberror fans rise up (dead silence)#God the HAND *shutters*#You can see the lineart from a second hand i completely forgot to color in#a more forgiveable hand crime
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breaking news: my third eye is open again and i'm falling for lilia and his charms.
#meraki mumbles#this is not a drill...... he's genuinely making me have thoughts#it's the general lilia effect#and the sheer whiplash of mean war general versus silly and doting father figure who is also in a pop music club#and he stays up super late to game and so it's highly possible he (at one point) has said 'slay' and and and!!!!!!#OTL and then i'm slowly seeing the appeal for malleus as well#someone inject the fish into my brain before i fall into the diasomnia hole#lilia would be NO HELP if silver or sebek or malleus knocked you up (in your sleep or otherwise) he's proud like '>:3 those are my boys'#and silver... living his entire life thinking people only have sex to breed (because that's how lilia explained sex-ed to him)#so he restrains himself from wanting to have sex with you because he's worried he'll just fuck you like an animal and breed you full D:#AAAAAAA I NEED TO STOP BEFORE THE DIASOMNIA WORMS CHEW THROUGH MY CORTEX.......
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do you ever think about Garak waking up and seeing Julian in that chair, uncomfortably crammed in and slumped over asleep, and wonder how he must've felt when he realized Julian wasn't going to leave
#star trek: ds9#elim garak#julian bashir#otp: I need to know that someone forgives me#Garak wakes up in a haze of pain and overstimulation and far too many feelings#and the first thing he sees is Julian asleep in that chair right at his bedside#after Julian has promised him he'll stay with him and help him through everything- no matter what he did#its one thing to give your word its another to follow through and theres Julian. following through#theres Julian staying by his side#im gonna chew on glass.#how do you think Garak feels about it afterwards#knowing that he responded by attacking him#Julian is hovering over Garak's bed in the infirmary checking his readings and chatting away with him#but then he turns a certain way and winces#he doesnt say anything but his hand goes to his back#Garak asks if he's alright and Julian waves it off#says he's fine he just slept wrong#but there's this look in his eyes. guilty almost#he doesnt want to say it#but Garak knows#god The Wire you will always be famous I think about you every day
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yeah, wouldn't it be terrifying if you suddenly found yourself in a world where You didn't exist? where Something Else took your place? and your face? and your name? and your friends? where You only exist as a weapon meant to serve Your enemy who killed You and all your friends? and everyone was so happy without You? and everyone was still alive because You weren't there to fail them? wouldn't that be so terrifying? wouldn't you fight and claw and kick like a wounded animal because you would be so terrified that you wouldn't know what else to do?
#metal sonic#sonic the hedgehog#robiticized sonic theory#metal sonic lashing out at everything in sight... i mean.#what did you think sonic would do in that situation? sit down and accept it? no way#he's sonic the hedgehog and he'll prove it. no matter what.#even if his friends dont believe him even if his family doesn't believe him even if no one believes him...#he will burn this world to the ground before he gives up that final piece of himself.#[BANGING AND CHEWING AGAINST MY ENCLOSURE] NJKHKJHHHHHHHHHHHHHH METAL SONIC ! ! ! METAL SONIC METAL SONIC#im so insane about him.#.txt
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Y'know I really feel like Harry and Dave's relationship goes highly unexplored which is a shame because there IS quite a bit to explore, ESPECIALLY if you care about shipping. But as the game stands I mean, they must be aware of each other. Harry in fact definitely knows about Dave. I don't think he'd tell the fucking weird rotten bunny his terrible boss brought in IS the number one threat against Freddy's since day 1 but even so. Dave I don't think would see Harry as much more than A Phoney⢠though, which is always more of an obstacle and way less of a person. Which is usually opposite of how Jack sees his often sole employee. Like, you get what I mean? It's almost similar to 2 with the main opposing routes being Peter and Dave except the stakes are arguably way lower now.
#luly talks#dsaf#dsaf harry#dsaf dave#harry fitzgerald#dave miller#if you DO care about shipping however the meat to chew on becomes greater#i think dave bond w Phoneys in general goes fairly unexplored which is once again A Shame bc i do like the hypocrisy he holds#in more than one way they mirror each other#now im just getting emotional and derailed now im literally just thinking of steven that's NOT da point now š„š„š„#point is i do think you'd take this to a weird domesticating route or simply a more. goofy love triangle one#i mean dave does say he'll win Jack back which is peak divorced line#so its like. a tug war. except Harry isn't like peter who was like employee for the love of god i need your help#harry is pretty passive like Sir. This is urgent but it is your choice ā¹ļø#sorry my meds are kicking in what am i even saying anymore?#i feel like that NyQuil post im for sure gonna shit the bed tonight#i digress anyway point being i think you'd go many places with this concept#you'd just have them coexist in a way the game doesn't explore. you'd have it just plaguing Jack's mind.#you'd have a one sided rivalry. you'd have a STRAIGHT UP RIVALRY. you'd have tragedy and agony in planet earth#which i saw be touched up on once by that one artist who draws jack like he never left the 80s mullet and all. muppety too.#iykyk there's like 6 harrysport artists overall you'll figure what i mean#and yeah you'd even have a somewhat functional jack having two hands. which is something taps chest i truly think could happen#i believe un love and peace and chsnge and healing and#and copium first and foremost āļøāļøāļøāļøāļø#my body feels so heavy its hard to leep my eyes open
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Hywel is inspired by a mix of my issues with stories with nonhuman protagonist/about nonhumans becoming human AND vet posts ive seen warning people about the dangers of anthropomorphisizing animals. Its fine to joke about your pets doing things out of spite or other human emotions, it does put you at risk of not being able to read their body language correctly. Cats dont cry out of sadness, a cat crying, with actual tears streaming down its face, is a sign of a medical issue. A dog smiling isn't doing it bc its happy, it means its nervous. Not being able to spot these is bad, and sometimes even dangerous, for you and the animal.
If you never get past Hywel's human appearance and treat him like one its like getting a reactive dog, doing zero research or training, and then taking it to a dog park. If Hywel mauls someone in town then its on you.
#hywel struggles a lot with good vs bad things specifically#he makes decisions based on what makes him feel good or bad (like most people) but#if you explain something being bad to him using emotional reasons (it makes you a bad personā its an awful thing to doā its gross)#he genuinely will not get it#he'll try to stop! just bc he was told to stop! but he doesn't know how to apply it to other situations#murder for example#he's immortal death doesnt have the same meaning to him#and he doesn't particularly care about people outside of arisen#they're entertaining he finds them fun. they're critters to him#but he's not bothered by them dying#arisen dying is bad bc it means he failed his charge. he cant die. regular people dying? eh whatever#so he doesn't really get why murder is bad#if ur in vernsworth and tell him no then he'll be like i dont understand but ok!!#its only bad in vernsworth bc thats where you said no at!! everywhere else is fine !#he's not trying to find loopholes!!! he genuinely doesn't get it and is doing his best to work with what he's given!!!#his way of thinking is p straightforward and logical though#so you have to explain stuff by how it effects him and how the cons of doing it outweigh the benefits#hywel u cant murder people you dont like bc if we allowed that people would kill merchants and then you couldn't buy stuff#anyway bonus scifi au stuff while im here#hywel would remember the time loops and would do whatever it takes to keep the crew safe#but the thing is. cosmic horror hywel doesn't really understand time or how the loops are fucking people up#he knows the false dawn losing its crew was bad. he doesn't understand WHY its badā but he knows it is#and he loves this crew! theyre funny and some of them are fun to chew on. enrichment.#he's gonna do whateve it takes to keep this crew safe and together. on the ship. y'knowāāā bc the other ship losing its crew was bad#restarting a loop means nothing to him. yeah he's gotta start over with his friendships but thats fun! enrichment!#hes a creature time means nothing to him#beginning of the loop all his friends are here :^) he's completely unaware of how its negatively effecting people#anyway i cannot stress enough he isn't doing this to be malicious he's just doing his best#someone would absolutely realize he was doing this early on and if you tell him to stop he will#but yeah better hope you can explain why he cant do that well enough or hywels gonna unintentionally find every loophole
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#MCtober2024 - Week 3 Amortentia Potion pt 1
Based on @lamieboo's #MCtober2024 event (click on #MCtober for more info).

Amortentia Potion To Sebastian, IƱaki smells like the following:
1: Freshly Brewed Coffee/ Hot Chocolate
IƱaki is known to drink some coffee -or as she likes to say it- cafƩ con leche in the morning. Not so much because of her American culture and using it to wake her up like her British peers like to assume, but more so because of her Latino upbringing. Her Latino-ness shows more when she is drinking coffee at night with a small roll of bread and cheese to eat. No one knows how she can sleep at night after drinking coffee in the evening. Sebastian is rather shock to hear she's been drinking coffee since she was a toddler. If IƱaki isn't drinking cafƩ con leche, she is mostly likely enjoying a cold Scottish morning or evening with chocolate caliente - not the American style of coco powder and hot milk, but from a chocolate tablet she brought from her parents' homeland and hot water.
When she is drink either cafƩ con leche or chocolate caliente it's one of the few times Sebastian catches IƱaki being still, content and happy at Hogwarts. The hot beverages' scents is something that makes Sebastian think of her. 2. Mellowsweet
If no one has what is the canon smell of mellowsweet, I would like to imagine it smells like a sweet citrus mint with a dash of chamomile...like a chamomile mojito. IƱaki is always up doing Merlin trials and sometimes drags Sebastian with her, so she always carries mellowsweet around with her. It's one of the smells Sebastian always associates IƱaki with since she always has it on her. IƱaki sometimes likes to chew on it for the minty citrus taste it leaves in her mouth so after the two do have their first kiss at some point in the future, all Sebastian could taste is mellowsweet.
3. The Beach/Sea Air
IƱaki misses home, especially the beaches she went to on Long Island. Often Sebastian would find her hanging out in the beach portion of the vivarium in the Room of Requirements and would sit next to her, just listening to the waves. Or she would ask Sebastian if he wanted to go to the coastal beach in Scotland, despite how cold it can get. The beach always makes her feel like at home and it's where she would spill whatever is bothering her or her life secrets to him without any pushing. There's just something about the beach that relaxes her. It's also where she is the most happiest whenever she feels down. Sometimes the two would just sit in the vivarium beach, listening to the waves splash, the seagulls flying and wheeling as they watch the sunset (this is one memory both would later use for their patronus - moreso Sebastian than IƱaki). The one constant all beaches have is the salty tangy air that reminds Sebastian of IƱaki
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More on IƱaki "MC" Martinez Cariaga
#Look at my boy and how cute Sebastian is here š#I even got his hair right for once!#This is the best Sebastian drawing I had ever made and I will never be able to top that š„¹#mctober2024#Inaki#Inaki Martinez Cariaga#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy au#Modern AU...sort of#Latino Hot Coco is the GOAT no you can't change my mind#IƱaki often makes the poor mistake thinking coffee would awaken her - just like me š„¹#No one know why or how that happens#Especially seeing how IƱaki's cafe con leche makes Sebastian hyperactive the one time he drank it#The only thing that would actual get her up like coffee does to regular people is a cuban cortadito#She drinks cuban cortadito instead of thunderbrew lol XD#IƱaki also doesn't let Sebastian drink a cuban cortadito - she is genuinely afraid he'll get a heart attack#that or he'll will go zooming everywhere like she does consciously when she uses her Ancient Magic to zoom run#I would love to chew on mellowsweet if my headcanon take is what it tasted like#IƱaki's job is beach like Ken lol#But really growing up in Downstate NY makes you appreciate the beaches we have#And I have lots of fond memories of the beach growing up#I figure so would IƱaki as a New Yorker#I'll post the rest as the week continues and show IƱaki's version of what she smells in the love potion soon š„¹#sebastian sallow#sebastian x mc
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new cat updates :) love her
#she's obsessed w the dog#she hates when he's feeling playful but any other time she wants to be up against him#side note but my dog has a lick granuloma and he has his whole life basically#because he just does it a lot#but lately it's been Bad so we've had to try out the spray the vet gave us#which we didn't do in the first place because he absolutely hates spray and knows what spray bottles look like#not because we've sprayed him with anything else but because spray is wet and he knows that#i got him twice today you just have to do it really quickly while he's holding out that paw#he'll have a toy in his mouth that he loves and he'll stop chewing it to lick his paw#i didn't realize the spray was a bad solution for us until we got home#ziti
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agent mulder was a challenge hannibal decided to conquer. he wanted mulder to be his, acknowledging that in order to keep dana, it'd be smart of hannibal to get them all together. knowing this, he began the process of somewhat courting mulder. where the other man oftentimes tried to argue with the psychiatrist, attempting to scare him off, hannibal - amsued at the efforts - continued to get closer. he'd inivited mulder over for dinner this evening ; just him, wanting conversation with no one else around. he's surprised the man had accepted, even more so when mulder actually showed up. hannibal had poured him a glass of wine, allowed him in the kitchen while he worked to finish the meal. hannibal dips a clean spoon in the sauce he had been creating, glancing at mulder with a hidden grin as he held it up. 'fox - if you wouldn't mind tasting this for me to see if it's to your liking,' lip quirks a bit, smile looking innocent - eyes, not so much. 'it would help me greatly,'
It had been a long, sordid affair.
Dr. Lecter had appeared back in Scully's life not too long ago, and with it their dynamic had completely shifted. It was effecting the X-Files. It was affecting their own relationship, and Mulder knew he had to make an effort to try to extend the proverbial olive branch in order to maintain some sense of control on the situation. He attempted to hold his footing, going toe to toe with the psychiatrist in multiple battle of wits. Most of them ended in stalemates or truces, never really getting further than a few mental blows traded back and forth with one another. Something had to tip. Someone had to break the status quo.
When Mulder accepted the invitation, it was on the grounds of hoping that perhaps he and Hannibal could come to some sort of agreement. Perhaps a mutual understanding. The man was smart, educated, and he figured that perhaps spending some time alone would get him to better see into the mind of Dr. Lecter, perhaps looking past the rigid front he kept polished to a fine sheen. What he had not expected was to be treated to a home made dinner, prepared before him. His technique was incredible and Mulder knew instantly that was something he could not keep up with.
Already the wine tasted sour on his lips, a jealousy forming in his gut at the idea of Scully preferring these lavish, almost decadent displays of mastery in the kitchen. He didn't have money like this. He didn't have anything like this.
His first name pulls him out of his mental spiral. Auburn brows lift with shock and something that couldn't be determined right away. Fox. The name sounded unexpectedly good on Dr. Lecter's tongue, the accent leading it to sound just as foreign. Touches of pink press to the shells of his ears as he pushes himself away from the surface he was leaning against. It could simply be the wine. It could be a number of things.
"I prefer to be called Mulder, if you don't mind." He says, eyes finding the others, "I even make my mother call me Mulder." But not lately. Not since his father died. He allowed her that luxury simply because he was all she had left. He didn't need to know that though.
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lavender : how easy is it to gain your museās trust ? once their trust is broken , how might one go about mending it ?
short answer: impossible. both ways. impossible.
slightly longer answer: the only person sennÅ needs and wants to trust is himself.
and why should that change? trusting in others would require others wanting his trust. for that to happen, he would need to change himself---he fucking sucks, so why would anyone want to talk to him?
the only reason he bothers cooperating with corrin's army is because he would have remained in jail otherwise. he cannot explain why corrin thought it necessary to capture him instead of kill him, nor does he want to think about why, but ultimately it's out of malicious compliance. he doesn't actually trust anyone in the army with his own life, because to him that's just suicide. asking for help is the fool's way out.
life could be a lot easier for sennÅ if he did allow himself to put trust in others, i think; he doesn't know it at the moment, but life is a lot more than just waiting to die. he's accepted that he will be killed in one way or another, but he just exists on the earth and has no excitement for it.
i think he needs, like, a hobby or something? outside of tome collecting and shooting people.
but sennÅ can be tricked into trusting someone, if only for a moment. if he understands that someone does not pose a threat to him, he will ( reluctantly ) give up a portion of his control over a situation just to get it fixed quicker. sometimes resourcefulness wins over stubbornness. sennÅ excuses it with pragmatism; i personally think it's because being alone all of the time sucks for anyone no matter how mean they think they are.
#ā ooc#ā encantresse#ā answered#[ hehe... thank you for the ask sara. im chewing on this ]#[ i think senno's status as a comedic villain lends him some ability to change ]#[ he's not like āi want to blow up the world and kill everyone until they die and also revive satanā dude wants to read books ]#[ he THINKS he's really really evil though so he'll resist ālooking niceā ]#[ but there's a little speck in there... ]
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ā INCH BY INCH āø» park sunghoon āteaserā
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you have a boyfriend gifted with a pornstar cock, but he refuses to use it on you, too scared he'll end up hurting you. so your best shot is to devise a plan to get him to crumble, and even if things don't unfold quite as expected, what matters is the result anyway... right?
starring ā f!reader x park sunghoon
this work contains ā smut, minors so not interact. multiple smut scenes, sunghoon being diabolically hung, my extremely poor attempts at humor, besties jaykewon, established relationship, nasty nasty shit... brat tamer sunghoon sorta kinda, some degradation but nothing crazy (i think. maybe i'm just a freak), alcohol consumption, implied driving under the influence, jealousy, slutshaming (not from hoon), a tiny bit if violence, blood, injury, and patching up said injury :3 āø» rules m.list
length ā teaser āø» 1.2k words. full fic āø» around 15k words. hopefully less but it's me so :p
taglist ā (closed!) either comment here or send me an ask! please make sure to have a visible age somewhere or i won't be able to add you.
"I just don't get why he won't stick it in me."
"You have such a way with words."
You throw a fry at your best friend, only to get more irritated when he catches it midair with his mouth. Jungwon chews it loudly with his mouth openābecause he knows it annoys you to deathāthen washes it down with his coconut milkshake that he won't let you get a sip of because 'using the same straw as me counts as cheating now that you're dating Sunghoon'.
"Okay but why? You're a man. What's the thought process behind this? Tell me."
"Girl, it's your boyfriend. You tell me."
"What if he doesn't fine me attā" A fry hits you right on your forehead, and it's like the impact activates your brain cells, because of course Sunghoon finds you attractive, that is not the problem.
"Now, let's be honest with ourselves please. None of that shit."
Your back hits the bed with a soft thud, arms spread out as you stare at the very familiar ceiling of your room. A sight you've been taking in quite often recently, while trying to come up with a plan to get Sunghoon to dick you down good.
Jungwon shoves a fist of fries in his mouth, barely chewing before speaking again. "I don't get why it's such a big deal."
You roll onto your side, facing the blonde little gremlin occupying the space next to you. "It's a big deal becauseā why is your ass on my pillow. Jungwon getā"
He silences you by feeding you a handful of fries from the container on his lap. "You were saying?"
You gulp them down quickly before replying, because you're civilized enough to do so, unlike someone else. "We've done it all, and I know he's scared of hurting me, but I can also tell he's holding back. I'm readyā I've been ready. It's just⦠whenever I think it's gonna happen he pulls back so suddenly, like he's restraining himself."
"Mhh⦠you've talked to him about this, right?" Jungwon looks at you in a way that feels entirely too judgmental, like skipping the communication part is something you do often enough for it to be a pattern. Something he needs to check off of a list before he gives you more advice.
He's not completely wrong. As in, at one point in your life you had made an habit out of assuming people's thoughts and intentions, but that is in the past. And those people are not your Park Sunghoon.
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"Of course I have."
"And?"
"Won, he just tells me I need more prep. I've had plenty of that, trust me. Like, he's spent the last month using this toy onā"
"Okay, okay I get it. I trust you, spare me the details."
"āPoint is, I'm more than ready. I know it's gonna be uncomfortable and a bit painful at first, he's like⦠so huge it'sā"
"I get it."
"ābut that's a given with how big he is. I think it's just⦠him being nervous, really."
"Have you⦠tried to, uhm. Take charge? Maybe you calling the shots would make it easier for him to let loose." Jungwon looks down on his lap as he plays with the rings adorning his fingers.
You wouldn't say he has ever been particularly shy per se, not when it comes to discussing your sexual life, even in heavy detail. He was the boy your mother made you take a bath with after a whole day of rolling around in dirt as a kid, because his wasn't around a lot of the time. The same boy who has seen you toothless and with horrible haircuts, who has seen all your embarrassing phases.
Talking to Jungwon was much more akin to talking to yourself rather than venting to a diary, because he stored secrets in his heart that you would never be comfortable writing down on paper. Except he also calls you a dumbass when he needs to.
It's been a little different ever since you started dating Sunghoon freshly out of college, but you imagine it can't be helped since Jungwon has known both of you all his life.
You take a deep breath, shoulders slumping with the motion. Yeah, like that would ever work. "He doesn't give up dominance ever, really. I have tried a few times butā¦" you trail off, thoughts suddenly plagued with images of Sunghoon putting you back in your place instantly whenever you tried to take charge.
You have already given it some thought, a lot of thought, actually. What wouldn't you do to have Sunghoon under you and at your mercy, so responsive to every touch, perhaps even tied down. Yeah, you're gonna have to bring it up more seriously to him, maybe then he would let youā
"Are you seriously fantasizing about dominating your boyfriend right in front of my cheddar fries?"
But you're gonna continue that thought another time.
"Let's see thenā¦" Jungwon continues, evidently determined to find a solution to your problem. "Maybe act out? Would that work? Mhhh⦠I don't know, you're already very annoying day to day and he puts up with thatā¦so."
Jungwon genuinely looks like he is putting so much thought into it, somehow it makes it more offensive.
"Yeah. And who grew up next to him? You. Exactly. You trained his patience, if anything," you retort, but Jungwon doesn't even give you the satisfaction of acknowledging it, because you both know that you do love to be a nuisance to your boyfriend whenever you get the chance.
"Wait." Jungwon perks up after a seconds of deep thought, making the plushies on your bed fall on the floor, but the situation is so dire that you don't scold him. Instead, you cast a hopeful glance in his direction. Please let his brain cells work for once in his life.
"Isn't Hoon like, terribly jealous every time someone brings up that time you and Jay dated in high school?"
The cogs in your brain turn, and if someone was to walk into the room at that moment they would be able to smell the fumes coming out of your and Jungwon's head.
Jungwon continues, though he doesn't need to, because you have caught what he is hinting to already. "You need him to snap? What better reason to if not some good ol' jealousy. Am I right?"
But of course he is, that little gremlin genius.
"And, it just happens that a few high school acquaintances are organizing a get together soon. You know people will bring up you and Jay, just drag Hoon along. It's fate."
"Have I ever told you that you're my bestest friend ever and that I owe you my life, Won?"
#sunghoon smut#sunghoon x reader#enhypen smut#enhypen reader#enha x reader#enha smut#sunghoon fanfic#enhypen fic#enha fanfic
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still thinking about my ideal horror game
#random thoughts#horror#okay so i love it when characters who you initially assume are good are actually bad people#so i would love it if the protag of a game were doing their first big hangout with a friend group they're new to#maybe the mc just moved to town and one of the people in the friend group is their cousin or smth#so you don't know anyone that well and they seem like decent folk#except when you get into the horror situation it's revealed that they're all extremely bad people#like maybe one tries to sacrifice you to save themself#some of them are cheating on each other. some of them are bigoted. just a lot of bad traits which are revealed#i have this image in my head of a scene#where one of the main characters is the older brother of someone in the friend group#and he's there because he's the only one who can drive and he's not close to the friend group at all#and he's like the classic bad boy bully with his own circle of friends he hangs out with#and if you make specific choices he'll eventually pull you aside#which you initially think is in a 'oh no i pissed him off and got the bad end' way#but in reality he's like 'okay so i think you're actually pretty decent so here's a head's up'#'those guys over there - don't look at them look at me act like i'm chewing you out - they're bad people. don't trust anyone.'#and then he shoves you against a tree in a huff and walks back over to the group like nothing happened#leaving them all to think he was trying to intimidate you and be an ass#and at that point in the game it's like. is he fucking with you? he has to be right?#im thinking the choices you make to get that scene are when you stand up for other people when he specifically is poking fun at them#like you see everyone else is too uncomfortable to take a stand against him but YOU do. and he respects that
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mating season!
bad pup! - 1.5k w. part two is now out!!! read badĀ dog! here
cw.: dog hybrid!caleb, afab!reader, knot mentioned, masturbation, cunnillingus, caleb is stupid and i hate him, panty sniffing obviously. caleb is desperate and kinda pathetic. not proofread... again.
note: this was supposed to be a joke. tf went wrong dawg.
puppy!caleb who's the biggest sweetheart ever. he likes belly rubs, headpats and blueberry treats. he likes roughhousing and chewing on the baby teethers you give him so he doesn't destroy everything in your apartment while you're gone.
puppy!caleb who's the sweetest pup around <3 he waits for you to get home by the door and when you do, his tail wags so fast, his heart beats quickly and you can see the tears of relief pricking in his lilac eyes.Ā
puppy!caleb who can't stand that you leave for work everyday. who's going to play with him?!
puppy!caleb who's usually very obedient but has been acting up lately. you brush it off at first but caleb isn't one to growl when you try to get close to his food. bad dog!
puppy!caleb who sniffs you head to toe when you come home tired from work. and if he finds something he doesn't like? his fluffy ears drop down to the back of his head and he growls.
you try to search up online what's wrong with your pup and all you can find is rutting season, which is pretty weird since his last owner swore he was neutered.
puppy!caleb who gets sosososo anxious and stressed when you're not home:( he needs something- anything with your scent to calm down!
puppy!caleb who goes through your laundry basket. he knows it's bad and he made a mess but he'll clean it up later! the only thing important right now is that he found the white frilly panties you wore on monday.
puppy!caleb pupils dilate as his eyes stare at the discharge stain on the delicate fabric and something snaps inside him. He brings the panties to his face, giving it a first, innocent whiff and fuuuuuuuck
youāve always smelled good, puppy!caleb likes your shampoo and bodywash and cologne and- but this? this is heaven. caleb gives it a whiff again. thereās a hint of sweat, itās not nasty, it smells like Ā you and that does it for your sweet pup.
puppy!caleb who doesnāt know why he has been so pent up lately:( he likes being good for you! you smile and praise him and let him have a spoon of peanut butter! but his brain feels fuzzy and thereās a knot growing bigger and bigger on his lower stomach and he feels like heās gonna pop like a balloon and heās anxious and heās alone and youāre not here to help him!
puppy!caleb kicks his wet boxers ā which he did pee a little from anxiety but heād rather die than accept that he is that desperate ā and whines loudly when his sensitive cock hits his tummy.
puppy!caleb who paws his cock on a miserable attempt to relieve himself. his hand wraps itself around the shaft, his thumb presses down on his angry red, leaky tip and another loud whine escapes his lips.
puppy!caleb who sniffs your panties again, now gaining enough confidence to lick the patch of arousal and discharge left on the fabric. at the taste, his fluffy tail wags excitedly, thumping on the ground hard enough youād definitely hear an earful from your neighbor downstairs later.
puppy!caleb who canāt help but sink his itching canines on your panties- sorry! he panicked!Ā
wet squelches fill the bathroom walls as his hand works up and down on his sensitive cock. melodic, obnoxiously loud moans and whimpers leave his throat as his already creamy dick finally shoots out strings of thick, milky cum and the base of his cock forms a big, swollen knot.
puppy!caleb ears perk at the sound of your keys unlocking the front door and he barely takes time to put his boxers back on before he runs to the entryway. oh youāre finally home! youāve been gone for so long- too long!
he doesnāt give you any time to scold him for not wearing anything but underwear- or to question him why his heart is beating impossibly fast or why heās whining so much. puppy!caleb who brings you down to the floor in a harsh pull, ignoring your complaints.
ās-sorry! ām sorry! so hot- you smell so good!ā the pup cries, his breath tickles the sensitive skin of your neck as he takes a good whiff, drowning in what's left of your perfume and natural musk.
and itās not like you can pull him away:( first of all you donāt have the heart to leave your pup crying like that, especially when you donāt know what happened and heās just stupidly strong!Ā
āah! b-bad dog! get off caleb- youāre heavy!ā your nagging falls deaf in his ears. you shudder at the moment his tongue licks the skin where your neck and jaw meet, twitching at the weird feeling.
puppy!caleb who is so fucking dumb and canāt seem to figure out how to unbuckle your belt and unbutton your pants. you squirm under him and a raspy squeal of surprise leaves your throat.Ā
ābad dog! argh- what has gotten in you today?-ā ā āplease! promise itāll feel good- jusā- jusā needa taste you, please? need it? iāve been nice and didnāt chew on anything- can i get a treat? please? please please-ā he asks- no- begs.
you donāt give him a proper answer, just accepting that thereās not much you can do under him. with some struggle, stupid puppy!caleb gets you out of your tight jeans.
a string of whines and sniffles come out of him. you feel overwhelmed- his hands are everywhere, puppy!caleb has always been the anxious type, if he canāt touch every bit of skin in your body and mark you as his then what else is he going to do?!
even in so much distress, puppy!calebās tail still wags excitedly behind him as he kisses your tummy and licks a stripe from your belly button to the hem of your panties. a different pair, he notes. this time, a pretty lacy red design barely covers your fat folds.
he takes a whiff first, of course, before licking the wet stain forming where your slit would be. āfu-uck- caleb! you- aha- bad fucking dog!ā you moan, covering your face with your now sweaty hands. caleb doesnāt pay attention to your curses, only trying to dig deeper on the fabric in hopes to get to his meal faster.
frustration bubbles on his dumbed down brain. bothered by the fabric getting on the way, puppy!calebās teeth rip the delicate lace and pull it to the side, finally able to get his prize.
āc-caleb- are you fucking kidding-? what has gotten- h-hey no teeth! bad dog!ā you chastise in disbelief. you donāt really know whatās worse, caleb non stop whining and the fact that you canāt pull him away from your cunt or that you find it hot.
puppy!caleb who licks a stripe from your slit up to your clit before diving in for a little snack!!! you taste so much better than your panties:( he really tries to be gentle and start slowly, kissing the hood that protects your clit but it just isnāt for him! he needs it now!!!
sucking harshly on your folds, he lets go with a loud āpop!ā Ā before teasing your clit with the tip of his tongue attempting to get a positive reaction from you. seeing you squirm on the floor only makes it harder for him to think properly:(Ā
puppy!caleb whose tongueās swirls on the sensitive bundle of nerves in a way that makes your head spin- how does he even know how to do all of that?
puppy!caleb who canāt help but rut his hips on the cold floor as his tip grows redder and leaks more pre cum than before:( he feels so good though⦠he canāt really stop right now to take care of himself! youāre basically overwhelming his every sense and his puppy brain canāt really focus:(
puppy!caleb who accidentally nips on your clit, making you jolt and curse at him. ās-sorry! ām sorry!ā ā he cries out as his ears drop and he spits on your cunt.
itās messy, you feel ashamed for doing something like that with him of all people and whatās worse is that you canāt deny that it feels fucking good. puppy!calebās tongue slurps everything he can get leaking out your slit before digging in impossibly close for more. shoving his tongue as deep as he can to taste you better, his nose hits your clit for the nth time, the constant sniffing making you squeal in pleasure.
āa-ah! fuck! f-fuck caleb- gonna cum, can you keep going pup? be obedient for once, y-yeah? please- shit- mghh!-ā at the sign to keep going, calebās eyes roll to the back of his skull. he shifts to suck on your clit again and that finally breaks you. your back arches and an embarrassing loud moan escape your glossy lips, your legs twitching and closing around his head.Ā
puppy!caleb who apparently is insatiable and doesnāt stop licking you clean until you scold him ā again ā and pulls his headĀ back by the hair. bad dog!
ādid you cum on your boxers?-ā ā āsorry!ā
⹠࣪ Ė reblogs are very much appreciated. thank you for reading! (*Ā“ā½`*)
#.littleapplle's pastries#.puppy!caleb#caleb smut#caleb x mc#caleb x reader#caleb x you#lads#lads caleb#lads smut#love and deepspace#xia yizhou#caleb xia
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y'know how kittens scream bloody murder and alter their voices when they're left alone but immediately pull a 180 when they get attention ? katsuki. it's him it's him and he's so irritating about it.
the moment he feels you've been gone for too long, he starts belting, singingāscreeching your name until you show up. he just doesn't seem to notice how hard it makes you shit your pants when he pulls that kind of stunt.
you're sure he can hear the way you stomp like a herd of elephants all the way from the living room, you're ready for a fire, a burglar āanything.
you find your boyfriend calmly munching on some chips scrolling on his phone.
you're convinced you've lost your mind when he blinks back at you calmly, like he expected you to explain yourself.
"katsuki."
"mm ?" his cheeks puff out a little as he chews another handful of chips.
you feel your fingers twitch "what the hell was that ?! why'd you scream ?"
he has the nerve to furrow his brows "didn't scream. you weren't responding when i was callin' you normally, i just spoke louder."
"you didn't speakāyou yelled my name out like you were getting bludgeoned." you wheeze out.
katsuki huffs, putting his phone down next to him on the couch. a slight pout forms onto his face "..well why were you gone so long ?"
"i was peeing." you deadpan, eyes wide. "i was in the bathroom, i told you that."
silence. and more silence, then katsuki discards his bowl of chips and reaches for your arm "well ya took too long. c'mere." before pulling you towards him and squeezing his head into your shoulder.
it's even worse when you don't tell him you're leaving. it could be the middle of the night with him having to wake up early the next day. you could've just gone to get a glass of water and moments later he's screeching like a banshee. you're used to it by now and after chugging down your drink with a "coming !" he's already practically wide awake (ignore his eyes drooping and the very loud yawn he let out and quickly tried to shut his mouth when you walked in) arms crossed and sitting up in bed. he'll give you a quick once over and huff, that pout again, and he speaks.
"where'd you go ? don't jus' leave like that. ." you hum, going along with his every complaint of how you 'took too long'. he shoves your head into his chest like you're a plushie and noses at your shoulder. you feel him mutter against your skin before falling asleep again."had me worried 'bout you an' shit. ."
#he's horrible and i hate him. so much#tysm xan for giving me this idea he's the brain of this operation yall#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou imagine#bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki x you#katsuki x y/n#katsuki bakugou x you#bakugou x you#bakugou x y/n#bakugou x fem!reader#bakugo x female reader#bakugo x reader#bakugo x you#bakugo x y/n#bakugou katsuki x you#bakugo katuski x reader#bakugo katsuki x you
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