#he's nastayyy

[gauloiseblue]

Oral Fixation

(Perv!Graves × Reader)

He might not realized it, but he stared at your lips a lot

He wouldn't bat an eye when you did something else, but once you did anything to your lips, he'd snap his head towards you with an incredible speed

Doesn't matter if you're just putting the head of your pen against your lips or wearing lipstick on, he'll still watch it from the corner of his eye

When you left the office for lunch, he approached your table and let his hand take the empty cup from the table. He looked at the nude-colored mark on the rim, and imagined how your lips pressed against the smooth surface earlier, and how your face lighted up at the first taste of your tea.

Luckily for him, you didn't notice the smudged stain on your cup when you came back

While he can't say that you have an oral fixation, you do have a tendency to use your lips in suggestive manners (it's all just in his head tbh)

You'd bite your lip when you tried to solve a problem, you'd keep the pencil between your teeth when you're thinking, you'd purse your lips when you read something ridiculous

And God help him when you're drinking that yogurt in a squeeze pouch

Your cheeks would flatten as you suck on the tube, while your hands work on pushing the yogurt up

One time, he caught you lounging around with the yogurt in your hand. You didn't expect to see him walking toward you, resulting in you coughing as you swallowed at the wrong time. He'd scold you if not for the little drop of white on the corner of your lips. Which forced him to leave, as he had a new business to attend to

That's what inspired him to make a no-eating-in-his-office rule

It's strange and unreasonable, because he always lets you have a little snack when you're working. And he didn't let you out when he knew you're gonna sneak out to have a snack. There's many people who work for him for God's sake, why did the rule only apply to you?

He knew about your crave when you're stressed, and this job gave you plenty of reasons to succumb into it

Just like that, he waits like a lion to strike at the right moment

It took you a month before you tried to have it secretly, which, of course, wasn't secretly enough

He lets you have it for a few times, before he strikes

You're sucking on a hard candy, before he cornered you in his office

"What's in your mouth?" He asked, and your eyes widened

"Nothing." You looked away

"Don't lie to me."

You squeak when he grabs your chin, forcing you to look at him.

"Open your mouth." He commanded you, and you had no choice but to obey

He sighs when he sees the red candy on your tongue

"I told you not to eat when you're in my office, didn't I?" He warned as he slipped his fingers inside. You tried to protest when he pushed your tongue instead of taking the candy out

"Ghave—" You grabbed his wrist when he pressed further, purposely made you gag

He smirks when your eyes begin to water, and spit starts to coat around his fingers. "I knew you'd break it, I gave you a chance to fix it, but you didn't learn." He mused, voice dripped with venom and arousal, "I should punish you for it."

You're coughing once his fingers left your mouth, along with your candy. He sneers when you glare at him with contempt, and he lifts the red sugar for you to see

"I'll be keeping this."

[weirdrtvscomments]

had a dream last night that baaulp got banned on twitch after staff said his lunch quote "looked nastayyy" and became a shady lunch dealer outside restaurants going by the name "bolp" to remain hidden. i approached him and asked for some lunch but then he pulled a gun on me, told me to "shur uppp" and took me to his secret 'lunch room'

the dream ended when the lunch room was seized and blown up by gourmet feds and baaulp was taken into custody for illicit dealing of lunch and foods. and i think the floigan bros were in the background for a split second.

All of this is amazing bilut i keep dying at "bolp"

[chryblossomjjk]

i just gotta say i love how you write smut scenes. The sex has refreshingly realistic moments, and i feel like there’s not enough of that in fiction sometimes. Dont get me wrong sometimes i loooove just reading an uninterrupted nastayyy smut scene, but i feel like that can also easily install unrealistic expectations to what ‘good sex’ should be like??

Like when practice jk got lowkey pissed at oc in pt 1 for repeatedly removing his head when he was eating da puthay. Or when he tries to dirty talk and says “you dressed so skimpy for me, bambi?” And she was like uhh i didn’t know you were coming 👁👄👁. Idk i think its because it feels real that its so well-written (and hawt oh my gawd). Also when she calls him daddy and he laughed it off cuz it didn’t rly do it for him, it was like a reminder of how you don’t necessarily know your partner’s turn ons right away, but it won’t completely kill the mood if you experiment and try things out. Your writing is the prime example of how sheet-gripping, toe-curling, back arching, eye rolling (your writing has me in a chokehold🧎‍♀️) smut, doesn’t have to be perfectly consistent with a lust-dazed mood, and i love that so much.

stop bby this is so fucking sweet and such a nice compliment. i like to add little moments of dialogue and things to smut because it helps flesh out the characters. so glad you like them too shrbfjdhbf

imagine pairing is a longterm established relationship, so they have an understanding of eachother's wants, needs, and limits. so most of their communication was playful banter bc they're so in love pls-

practice pairing is def a little more raw, considering they are new sexual partners with v dif backgrounds. jk embraces his sexuality whole heartedly and is v sex positive. oc has negative associations w sex bc of previous experiences. so they're still in a trial and error period, some things work, some things don't. and that's ok!! <3

pls nobody has brought up that part in pt 1 lol my fav. a good example of clashing in experiences! like he just trusfrated bc he wants her to do whatever tf feels good and not be embarrassed about it :'))

SOMETIMES I GET NERVY WITH THEM BC I DON'T WANT READERS TO TAKE THINGS THE WRONG WAY LOL. whenever oc tells him 'she can't' it's due to embarrassment or fear of relinquishing control. if she really wanted to stop they would no questions asked (like thumb in da butt in pt 1). good sex is really truly about communication tis why he's constantly asking her questions about how certain things feel and making her say things out loud n yeah I'M SO GLAD YOU ENJOY THE DYNAMIC AND THE LITTLE IN BETWEEN MOMENTS DURING THE SMUT ILYSM MUAH THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING SO KIND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND U <33

[macherielexie]

hello!! i saw that your requests are open so I decided to come here and ask for a ship with the boys from the IT movie , if that's okay with you ofc

i'm a female (she/her), ravenclaw, I tend to be stern at times, and when people expect me to be smart and strict, i don't actually abide to the rules and question them often. And I believe in opposite attracts!! so I tend to be inclined with humorous people

ps. no pressure please!! i just found your blog and it's beautiful (and yeah you can ship me with pennywise but that'll be super hilarious xD) have a great day, lovely!!

you got: RICHIE TOZIER!

you and richie would be so cute together! like you said, you believe in opposites attract, which basically covers the basis of you and richie. you are this pretty much stern and intelligent person when suddenly, boom! you meet mister tozier!

you two first met when you biked past eddie’s house!

you’ve been living across eddie kasprak for about a week or two when you first moved into the small town of Derry, Maine. you’ve never stayed in a place for more than two weeks, so this was completely different for you. luckily, you finished your schooling over in Connecticut just in time for Derry’s summer to start. you started biking around the neighborhood when you hear the most foulest of mouths speak...

“Damn, who the fuck is your neighbor, Eddie? How come I haven’t fucked her yet?”

“R-R-Richie, s-stop,” said Bill, standing in between Richie and Eddie.

“Hey sweetcheeks!,” said Richie, making you stop right in your tracks.

Creating skid marks on the road, you parked your bike in the middle of the street and headed over to the dude with glasses.

“The name’s not sweetcheeks,” you said, sternly, walking back to your bike.

“Come on, I was being nice! I would’ve tickled my pickle to you!” said Richie, laughing and nudging Bill who currently has a “you’re so fucked” face plastered, which resulted in you turning around and slapping him.

“Thanks for the fun, sweetcheeks!” you said, chuckling, while walking back to your bike and speeding off.

“I like that girl a LOT,” said Richie, mounting his bike, as Eddie sighs.

“You never know if her hands are infested with some stuff. She gardens and the soil get all up in her n-“ said Eddie, getting paranoid and avoiding Richie’s touch as much as he could.

“Eddie!” said Richie and Bill, as they all bike off.

soon enough, you find yourself being friends with the losers club.

during the summer, you guys ALWAYS go to the quarry. like ALWAYS. (it usually always results in you both getting in arguments)

when he feels like you trust him a lot, he comes out as bisexual to you.

“Sweetcheeks-” said Richie, holding both of your hands.

“Before you go on, don’t even call me that,” you said, laughing.

Richie lightly smiled and you could tell from the sweat on his palms that he was nervous.

“Hey, hey, what’s wrong?” you asked, concerned as if something horrible happened.

Then, Richie took a deep breath and said it.

“I’m bisexual,” said Richie, looking down at the ground.

What took him by surprise was that fact that you kissed him and pulled away with a smile.

“Oh my gosh, Rich! Why didn’t you tell me sooner?” you asked, smiling towards him.

“I was scared that you would leave me because of my sexuality,” said Richie, as you hug him.

“I love you for you and I would never ever do that to you, okay?” you said, as Richie nodded.

as cheesy as it is, your couple song would be “crazy for you” by madonna. it’s also his guilty pleasure song yet you wouldn’t let the losers know *wink wink*.

you have a SHIT TON of polaroid pictures of you two, but your favorite would be the one at the losers club headquarters with the showercaps. ben happened to snap the picture and he gave it to you.

richie absolutely LOVES your room! not only do you guys do the nastayyy but he loves when you read to him and play with his hair.

you always put his ass in PLACE. once time, you had him wear a rubber band on his wrist and pulled it back a lot to the point it broke.

he loves going on bike rides with you! you two normally could be spotted bike riding and sometime while you do, you two hold hands while riding.

i hope you enjoyed this! i just want to also thank the lovely person who requested for the nice comments on my blog! i’m so happy to provide more content soon and i hope to be more active. xoxo.