#helpj

[z0mbiiboy2]

My back hurts i think im done playing ddlc for today i dont think ill be able to sleep tonight 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[m4fios0]

– “ ah , i don't believe I know what it is ? it glows sorta like mine, though, ”

> [ he unsheathed his sword, brandishing it away from chance. the blade seemed to absorb the light around it, emitting a fairly dim shadow. ]

…Hey, hey! You definitely have a sword… right?

[He seems to be holding something wrapped. It looks… long.]

[ @ace4thespades hello surprise :]

🐇 ;; “ yyeaah. whatcha got there ? ”

> [ he gestured towards the cloth in chance's hands. ]

[giddlygoat]

my sibling: “me, driving on the road: a giant squid coming out of nowhere and blasting me with ink: me: mario kart has prepared me for this”

[neurosnare]

tfw I get gender envy from vehicles

[picklewednesday]

GOING BACK TO POLAND FOR THREE WEEKS!!! WOOHOOO!!!

[giddlygoat]

GOOFY IS HERE!!! THEY PUT GOOFY IN THE SHOW!!!!!! WAAAAA IM SO EXCITED!!2!2!2!! I LOVE GOOFY SO MUCH I COULDNT EVEN MOVE FOR LIKE 30 SECONDS I AM WALKING ON SUNSHINE RN HHEHEHEHEHEHE

[mikescheck]

Mikr

A jerkn messrdf up my antenae

Getg the repaor kit nd helpj fix it

Ill gibe yuo all a bonuhs

plrse help

- tennna (@ask-tenna)

... Can either of you boys read this?

Not even a little bit. Uh, well, a little bit. Can read 'Tenna'.

( ... )

Yous can?

Oh great! That's great. What's it say then?

( ... )

... Do you know what he's saying?

Not even a little bit.

( ... )

Right, right, take the lead then Pluey. We'll be right over boss! Right over! To do whatever it is you need us to do!

[jimzittos]

This is random anon ⭐ !

askk of today : favorite kpop mv ‼️

OMGG ive been seeing u everywhereee random anonn ⭐ :3

Tge question is so HARD helpj me 😭 er i really like the bst mv and literally all the hyyh mvs ( its an obsession ) and and i also looove the mvs of more , like crazy and seven >< !! Basically i cant really choose im so soerry ... 🥲

[reconnecting1254]

guys

HELPJ- HE DID THE MEWING-

Btw :3

I love tha new short it just express everyone :>>

This short prounouns the sigma lol-...

[flowernoor]

HELPJ WHAT IS THIS

QHO RHE ACTUAL FUCK DID THAT😭😭

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

I JUST SHIT MYSELF

HEJKLP HELP

HELP HELPJ HEJKOPL hEKP HJELPPPPP

[kosaciec]

HELPJ

[dollivication]

My mind has once more decided to attempt to cook something! This time daddy Vergil but he's completely clueless on what to do when you're all grown up and still acting like a bratty teenager!

You were always a mostly well behaved kid, but as you aged to adulthood, you became more and more unruly. Vergil knew it was normal for teenagers to act like that and dealt with it during that phase of your life, but now when you're an adult? Shouldn't that behavior have worn off by now? You still live with him, yet you act like you own the whole damn place. You're still such a brat like you were when you were 15, but you're in your 20s now! Why can't you behave like an adult?!

Safe to say, he's fairly annoyed. He tries everything he can think of. Talking to you, trying to dish out some discipline, etc. but nothing works! Eventually, he resorts to the one thing he hasn't tried: fucking you.

He saves the idea for a night when you're being particularly bratty, tackling you down while you're ranting once more about something he never cared about in the first place. You barely have any time to react before he's burying himself deep inside you, quite literally fucking you into submission! At first, you try to fight back, but like... It just feels too good to push him away!

Even though Vergil knows you've long since learned your lesson, he still fucks you when he wants. That, or you start acting real bratty just to get him to fuck you ;)

(I think my mind is trying to become the whole kitchen XD Also, this same scenario could potentially apply to Dante with maybe some difference, AKA he just immediately resorts to fucking you instead of trying anything else :p)

-🐉

🐉NON BLESS YU 4 THIS CRUMB OF THOUGHT IM LITERALLY KEELING OH MYGODHSHSHDG!!!!!!!! DADDY VERGIL SUPREMACYAUEUGGggfxx…m

vergil can pretend that he fucks you to keep you compliant, but it’s not hard to guess that he’s actually addicted to how tightly you squeeze his cock !! i know what he is… a Freak….. 🐉NON YOU LITERALLY ALWAYS COOK it’s like gettign head rubs when i see ur asks HELPJ

dante thinks with one head and it’s the one in his pants i fear.. laik uhHfhhGgg you talk too much,, too sassy!! time to make you cockdrunk so you shut up :3 LIKE WHAT!!!! TERRIBLE ass father KNFAO… i also reckon that dante has been wanting to fuck you ever since you hit laik 19 so he uses this as his chance to actually get to do it.. HES SICK STONE HIMN‼️‼️‼️

[twotimefromforsaken]

im using ur banner as a reaction image now

HELPJ

[giddlygoat]

i was telling my twin bro “i’m so excited for the new chicken run, i can’t wait to see the villain-“ and without skipping a beat bro said “i can’t wait to see the cock :]” HELPJ?

[strxbxrrylxvxr]

HELPJ ,, TEACHER LOGIC IS SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES BECAUSE I COULD CALL MY MAIN/MENTOR TEACHER A FUCKING OLD HAG, WITCH AND ALL THAT SHIT AND SHE WOUDENT GET MAD …. BUT IF MY FRIEND JUST OPENS HIS MOUTH TO SPEAK SHE THROWS AN ANGRY MENTAL BREAKDOWN OR SMTH LIKE WHAT.

PLS I HAD A TEACHER LIKE THAT !!! NY ENGLISH TEACHER BRO I HAD HER CLASS 1 HOUR EVERY DAY AND SHE DEDICATED RHAT TIME TO FIND WAYS TO GET ME IN TROUBLE OVER EVERYTHING 😭😭