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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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I keep thinking about Jeeves burying Bertie in the sand on the beach while in full ass valet attire. On the beach. All black and 3+ layers. On the sandy ass sunny ass beach. Absurdist painting type shit

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fascinating..

(srry if this is a jumpscare hiiiii ^-^)

LAWLL it kinda was a jumpscare but it’s ok the heart palpitations have subsided. Anyway why is YouTube kin assigning my Star Trek song as heavy metal

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Going back is hipeless now

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at. 

this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.

the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

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everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.

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imagine. a row of empty urinals ripe for the pissing. door swings open. whizzer strolls up right beside you and makes small talk when your elbows brush softly and he blushes a looks away without breaking his stream

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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

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My roommate has theorized the head pieces for the Ferengi come from a historical place of using it to keep the rain off their backs, since they have no hair they need to protect. I pointed out the pattern folks on the internet had noticed where it seemed like the Ferengi "in charge" never wore them, and she went "yeah! because they're not the ones going outside doing labor! They're the ones staying inside doing business!" and honestly I love that as the origin of the headpieces that eventually evolved as a cultural signifier lol

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