#henry slowly adopting all of williams kids cause he don't treat em right

[young-prince-firefly]

William: How could this have happened?

Mike:...

Henry: What's the matter, Will?

William: I have been playing 5d chess against someone who only knows how to play checkers!

Henry: What?

William: Do you know that feeling when you lose to someone far below your own intelligence? It's like that.

Henry: Er, no, I don't know that feeling.

William: Well, that's because you've only lost to a genius

Mike: But Father, he's only ever lost to you

William: Yes, Micheal, I'm the genius in this equation. See? Henry, this is what I mean. I lost to a simpleton!

Mike:...

Henry: Mike isn't a simpleton and if you keep saying things like that, I'm adopting him!

Mike:???

William: Keep him

Mike:?!?

Henry: Alright, Mike, your my son now. Will, please see yourself out of our house

William: You're kicking me out?

Henry: You aren't a good influence on my child.

William: Wha- Michael, don't let him kick me out!

Mike:... Uhh I would but H-Dad's in charge of this house which means you have to leave

William: Fine!

*leaves*

Henry: Good riddance. Son, would you like a coloring book?

Mike: Yes, Dad