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[sonicysuchillydog]

i just watched this movie called grey met shrek it was really good. you seem like a pushover, can you write me a genshin au of it? i like teppei, signora, il dottore, and sucrose so you can just write whatever you want as long as it's exactly what i requested. can you make kokomi the boss/detective guy who tries to zoom in on the cctv by taking a picture of it with his phone? i'll be waiting.

Wait no more as I, your beloved grey meets shrek conosseur decided to answer your request. But you called me a pushover so I am choosing whoever I want, take it or leave it <3:

- Sucrose is being chased by the shogunate for stealing scientific specimens from their secret labs or whatever .

It's up to you to find dottore and signora. Kokomi can do all that in your head

“Turn on the engine”

Teppei sat still as a random girl entered the van he was about to steal

“AH. I'M SO SORRY BUT PLEASE CAN YOU TURN THE ENGINE AND GO NOW. PLEASE 😥😥😓😰”

Her anxious tone instilled his fight or flight senses, finally snapping him out of the paralyzed state and fueling both of his feet with pure adrenaline as he pressed the brake and gas pedal.

Because of the adrenaline rush, the moment he tries to drive away from the parking lot results in a disaster, hitting the car in front of him in the process. But none of that really mattered, it wasn't his car anyway, and this was not his van either so it was okay.

He continued to drive as fast as possible through the streets of inazuma, avoiding people right and left and barely saving the poor pedestrians from being sent to a different world if only Teppei wasn't such an expert driver.

It was also kinda impressive since this was his first time driving a van, if it weren't because of the rich woman with magnificent assets left her keys inside, none of this would have happened, he felt extremely lucky

After avoiding the 5th person in a row and hitting a weird man with a mask on half of his face, they finally hit the entrance to the freeway and Teppei feels a little relieved now that he can speed up without worrying about pedestrians getting in his way. He finally takes a minute to assess the situation and turns for a second to his left to look at the girl who so frantically ordered him to leave the city. She had minty green hair and glasses, definitely not from around those parts, a tourist maybe? They tend to get a lot of them during the summer season.

“Not from around here huh? Are you on vacation? With like your boyfriend or something?”

The girl stayed quiet as she hugged a small box in her arms, avoiding any sort of eye contact with the driver

“Went shopping I see? Yeah, prices in Narukami are a little bit higher than the other islands but good for you, I can recommend you some places if you want”

“You should watch where you’re going, you’re driving”

Teppei immediately shut down and locked his eyes on the road embarrassed by her comment. Who did she think she was? Talking to an ex-co-assistant from the scientific research group of Watatsumi island like that? The audacity to disrespect such an important public figure like that was incredible, but he stayed calm, choosing to be the better person in this weird situation.

“You know, it’s dangerous to enter a stranger's car in a foreign city, you’re lucky I’m a kind man and not one of those creeps out there”

He said as he started to look around the drivers items with his hand until he grabbed a water bottle.

“Here you can have this”

Said Teppei as he threw the bottle to the girl who completely missed it. Once recovered, she stared at the item for a minute, then quickly scanned the man next to her while squinting and fixing her glasses in a way to show her level of distrust towards this random stranger she just met. Next thing she opened her backpack and grabbed some sort of CSI special kit, like one from those kid laboratory sets in miniature.

Teppei stared at her for 5 seconds when possible as she opened the water bottle and started to pour some of it inside a long tube with lines and numbers on it, to then fill it with another funny looking liquid.

“Alright, safe enough”

She said a few minutes later and proceeded to drink from it, gurgling it down at once in less than 3 minutes.

"Huh, um glad you're not thirsty anymore-"

"Y-yes, um don't want to be too pushy but can you hurry up? I'm in a lot of rush I need to get somewhere like, right now"

There she was again, with her (disrespectful) tone, but once again, Teppei chose to calm down

"In a rush? Where do you need to go so bad to?"

"T-the uhh the bathroom! I need a toilet and you are not driving fast enough"

Teppei chuckled and pointed at the plastic bottle in her hands.

"Well you got a toilet right there, just go in the back and do it"

Sucrose couldn't believe the words that just came out off this rowdy man's mouth.

"I'm sorry"

"What-"

She tried to reach for the steering wheel as Teppei fought back trying to keep the vehicle on the right side of the road.

"Are you insane?? We're going to crash like this, okay look I'll take you to a restroom but only if you do me this big favor"

Sucrose locked eyes with him

"And why should I do that?"

"Because otherwise you'll become one of the many people who came to Inazuma urinated"