#hes sooooooooo ugly

[marbleluvrofliberty]

reading enjolras and grantaire’s character descriptions back to back is the funniest thing a girl can do

[sheepkebby]

Obsessed with this little tongue freak, I think he can skate on a board.

[yuneu]

there’s only one man uglier than the challengers blonde man and it’s the challengers brunette man

[aurosoulart]

the CEO of NIANTIC liked my art on twitter?!?!?!?! 🫠 I am passing away 👻

[vodka-and-ocs]

[armandmaxxing]

I would love to hang out with my mutuals freak mutuals but y'all are into Hannibal NBC and I'm sorry but it's too much....

[absentmoon]

he told someone to shut up

[thegreatlock]

Guess what I'm doing!

Goretober Day 1 : Nosebleed

THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT AHAHAHAHA and i'm going to use flute for just about *every* prompt . He is not going to have a fun time this month! But hey at least you guys get more posts

[myownprivatcidaho]

whats cool ab the guy i like now (among MANY things) is that he actually looks good and i dont get bullied for liking him 😌

[crippling-pages]

random kotlc headcanons :p

*clears throat* *puts fancy suit on* *pulls out whiteboard* @swans-chirping-in-the-distance you wanted headcanons, right? sooooooooo

Tam wears glasses, mainly to see things farther away better. He didn't know it until sometime during Flashback, he just thought everyone sees stuff that way. Tiergan helped him figure out that he needed them and helped get the perfect pair.

Biana buys Tam flower bouquets. He mentioned that he really liked flowers, and the next day she comes up to the door of Solreef, and blushing very, very hard, she gives Tam the bouquet. Linh had to spend a full 15 minutes with a dazed Tam.

When Keefe comes back from the Forbidden Cities, he uses all these weird slang words. One time, he told Councilor Emery that "You have no rizz, man. If you wanna become the alpha, you need to up your aura."

Emery is scarred for life after that exchange.

Sophie is a Red stan. She doesn't listen to Taylor Swift often, but she is forever a fan of the album Red.

When Fitz was looking for Sophie, he found a video of one of those kids baking competitions, and he was just amazed. It's how he started to get into baking.

Tam and Dex have this amazing friendship no one really knows about. It's not like they kept it a secret, it's just no one really notices either of them.

Tam can be chaotic as heck when he wants to be. Most of the time, he's the quiet and chill yet quite comfortable introvert. Though if he's got the right energy, BOOM he's as crazy as the triplets with enough energy to make the world explode.

One time, Dex asked Tam to watch the triplets (feeling pretty bad because the triplets are you know, the triplets) for him and his parents because they all were out that day, and when he came back home, they were asleep. And they stayed asleep, for hours.

It was one of the best days ever in the Dizznee household.

The reason Tam got them to sleep was because his chaotic side clicked in. It was a hour and a half game of tag.

(It was only that one time though. Next time Tam babysat, the triplets were prepared).

Even after making up with Tam, Linh still didn't really trust Rayni. But for every little conversation they have, they both start to ease up on each other.

One morning, when everyone's up for breakfast, Linh comes down and Rayni grins and goes, "What's up, Water-Gir?" and everyone is doing a double take because Linh was gonna kill Rayni. But it gets worse when Linh replies, also grinning, with "Good morning, RayRay."

Everyone else almost had a heart attack because it seemed like yesterday they were about to kill each other.

At one point, Keefe cracks a joke about Tam having a crush on Rayni (before he knew about Tam and Biana already dating), and Tam says, "Okay, for one: She's like, 25 and I'm like 16, I think, so that's disgusting, and secondly: Rayni is old and ugly, and-"

But he doesn't get to finish because Rayni hears and runs downstairs, pissed and yelling "WHAT THE HECK TAM?! WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T USE THE OVERUSED SHADY AND EMO IMAGE" and then that gets Tam pissed, so then there's this whole argument that goes on for about 10 minutes.

Basically, Tam and Rayni are siblings. Rayni is the oldest sister, and Tam is the annoying little brother.

Marella and Tam have gossip sessions during lunch; they also just have this really great friendship. (And by friendship, I mean they each have blackmail on each other and are forced to interact so the other doesn't spill their secrets).

Keefoster and Tiana double dates :>

At Solreef, Tiergan has this huge library, filled with elven books and even human books.

Tam has read almost every book in there. His favorites are the fantasy books.

His favorite book series ever is Percy Jackson. He's read every single PJO book in the library.

When Sophie finds out, oh boy do they geek out about it.

Forkle set them up on a sleepover one time, because "You kids need to be kids" or something like that.

None of them expected to have much fun, but they did. They even made a plan that once a week, at someones house they'd meet up and have a sleepover or just have fun.

TA-DA!!!!!!! KOTLC HEADCANONS YAYYYYYYYYY!!! Most of the are about Tam but Tam's amazing so its fine <3

hope you enjoyed! <3

[britney-rosberg06]

💙 bearnelli ofc

hey artie!

💙-drunken kiss Ollie Bearman/Kimi Antonelli

Ollie honestly wasn’t even planning on going. He didn’t want to. It was a last minute decision that had him putting in a tux and calling a car to take him to Brackley for Kimi’s big night. 

Now he and Kimi were commandeering the speaker system playing music after all the old sponsor people left turning it into a real party to celebrate Kimi’s eighteenth birthday and contract with Mercedes

He looked incredible like this, stress free and open. Before, when Toto intended for this to be a classy gala thing he looked like the tie he was wearing was choking him. Now with the lights darkened and the tables pushed away and his tie loose around his neck his looked…perfect

Which thoughts like that were probably a sign Ollie should be leaving soon. He was a few steps past drunk at this point and it was hella late. Late enough for it to be early to some people. But Kimi was here and he had his arm thrown over Ollie’s shoulder with a smile and was shouting across the room to their friends to get him and Ollie another drink and again he looked perfect. Ollie had no where more important to be than right here. As long as Kimi was near at least.

It was after Alex brought them their third round of shots and fifth time Doriane stole his phone to play Sweet Caroline that he looked over at Kimi and yelled “wanna get out of here?”

Kimi nodded enthusiastically and so they grabbed their discarded suit jackets, waved goodbye to their dwindling group of friends and walked out into the warm August air.

There was a car waiting to take Kimi back to his apartment in Brackley, but the two teens wanted to walk so they waved it on ahead, supporting each other as they moved through the quiet streets

“Ol?” Kimi asked “I’m really gonna miss you” he revealed, leaning his head on Ollie’s shoulder

Ollie placed his own head on Kimi’s fighting back the oncoming and unavoidable headache that would rear its ugly head tomorrow morning and sighed “I’m gonna miss you sooooooooo much. But at least we’re gonna be on the grid together”

Kimi’s voice was a little whiny when he spoke next “It’s not the same! I’m not gonna get to see you every day. Talk to you all the time or support you like I do. Too many rules. When we were teammates it didn’t matter but the year is almost done and we’re running out of time together” he said, sounding close to tears. Stopping on the sidewalk with his arms over his chest

Ollie stared at him, blankly, trying to make sense of what he was saying and guessing the odds on whether or not he imagined it. Instead of focusing on that though, he found himself staring at the Italian. The streetlight’s warm glow illuminated him like a halo. His hair was a mess and his tie was still loose around his throat. The moon shined on his eyes, emphasizing the potential tears

“You look really pretty” he told him

“What?”

“You’re really pretty. And I don’t wanna run out of time with you when you look so pretty all the time. And you’re so nice” he said, the alcohol in his system acting like a truth serum

“You’re pretty too” Kimi said softly, taking a step forward towards Ollie “really pretty”

“Pretty cause we’re drunk and not thinking?” Ollie asked hesitantly, a little bit of common sense remaining

“You’re always pretty to me” Kimi said, just a couple inches away

Without thinking Ollie grabbed Kimi’s tie, pulling him in close and pressing their lips together softly. His mouth tasted like whiskey and his lips were soft and full. It was so wrong. Months of friendship down the drain. But it felt perfect and right

Kimi pulled away for air “I’ve always wanted you to do that” he revealed. So Ollie kissed him again.

[dailypacesetter]

Helloooo pacer!! DID YOU GET ANY NICE GIFTS THIS YEAR ^_^!???!! What's the pacer haul? It's sooooooooo crazy that you're so open with your fans. You're like this century's meowdonna and her documentary truth or dare!! But on tumblr!!!

The Pacesetter holds out each gift as he mentions them.

"Buck got me a black jack kit. During the party he opened it and started playing it with the rest of the guests, even though it was my gift. Brian's was a calculator. I feel like he was mocking me in some way, but I didn't get it. I threw it away, obviously. Mary made me a shell bracelet. It's a nice gesture, I guess, but I won't be caught dead with something so ugly around my wrist. Misty's was alright, at least she put in the effort. It's a pretty high quality pink guitar pick. I don't really use picks, but it will look nice in my collection. Holly got me a...dusty old manuscript? I don't know, it's just a big book with some illustrations. I've been trying to clean the dust off, but it's just making my room dirty. I don't have Prester's with me. It was just a...torch...a flaming torch...Flint seemed excited about it so I gave it to him. Ben gave me some high quality tea. I'm not much of a tea fan, but I can appreciate the quality, must've been expensive. I like that. Oh right, Cathal's... It's a bag full of very expensive food items that I just know he didn't pick out. I'm sure his dad was the one that did. It wasn't even wrapped. This album came from Dave. You can tell because it's his new album actually. I was planning on getting it anyways, so this saved me some cogbucks, I guess. Belle brought in some cookies. Flint told me these were pretty good, although they do look a bit burnt... Cosmo got me a coupon for a large pizza. I don't like going to his establishment so I'm not sure what to do with this. I also feel like he just looked under his desk and got me the first thing he saw. Chip and Spruce made me a wood carving statue thing. It would look nice if it weren't bear shaped. I don't know why they couldn't sculpt something that I would like, such as my face or my guitar. Tawney's gift was some acoustic foam panels. I'm not sure if I should put them up, how else are people gonna listen to my sick guitar solos?" "And the best gift, of course, was Flint's. Apparently he's been going to knitting lessons with Belle, so he knitted me a sweater, made to match his scarf. It looks perfect, it's pink, purple and it has guitar motifs. It does look burnt in the back though, something that Flint apologized profusely for, even offering to trade with his scarf. But nope, I would say the burn marks make it look even better, reminds me of him when I wear it." "Meanwhile, I gave everyone at the party a sick performance. They were absolutely wowed by me, of course. I also gave me them some other gifts but this one was the best, for sure. For Flint I gave him an extra song, a private performance just for him. And..." He trails off, squeezing something in his pocket. "No, yeah, that was it..." DAY 22

[gabessquishytum]

The Dreaming responds to Hob.

Every time that Hob falls asleep now, the weather in the Dreaming gets hot and muggy, like a summers day where all you can do is lay around naked and hope for the heat to break.

Most dreamers don't feel it (but Matthew does & Lucienne just waves it off with a wilting blush), but Hob does, even if he doesnt know he's dreaming and regardless of his dream setting -- dreaming of teaching/dreaming of sitting in the White Horse/dreaming of that one winters day in 1458 -- he's still just wearing tiny shorts and no shirt, glistening with sweat.

Dream doesn't know how to make it stop and he hasn't invited Hob back to the library in ages, because even when Hob is aware he's dreaming, he starts out dressed in nothing but short shorts.

It's infuriating!

It's sooooooooo sexy!!

Hehe, I always love the trope of the dreaming reacting to Hob because it literally is Dream and its expressing his feelings!!

Hob is actually kind of bummed by this whole thing because ALL his dreams these days feel like that nightmare where you go to work for a special presentation and realise you're doing it naked. Whatever Hob dreams about, he's always nearly nude! The tiny shorts don't cover much. And he's hardly seen Dream at all. It's very peculiar. When Dream does stop by one of Hob’s dreams for a visit he immediately hands Hob this giant robe and indicates for him to put it on! Of course it's nice to see his friend and have a chat, but Hob gets this sad feeling that Dream must think his body is ugly or something?

It's silly, but Hob can't help it. In the waking world he starts layering up more when Dream is visiting, even if the weather is fine. He doesn't want Dream to be uncomfortable and while the idea of his dearest beloved friend thinking that he's ugly hurts Hob’s heart, he tries to get on with life.

...and with Hob layering up more, the dreaming gets frustrated that it isn't seeing as much of Hob as it wants! So what happens? The dreaming gets hotter, and the little shorts preserving Hob’s modesty disappear entirely.

Matthew actually falls out of the sky, and even Dream is sweating. He's thinking of Hob so much he accidentally pulls him into the throne room from across the dreaming. Poor Hob ends up naked, practically in Dream’s lap, desperately apologising and trying to cover up.

It takes a lot of blushing and stuttering for Dream is confess that he's not offended by Hob’s nudity... he's absolutely feral and horny about it to the point where he's altered the climate of his realm. Which pretty much takes Hob’s self esteem from 0 to 100.

Hopefully the dreaming will calm down a little if it's allowed to look and touch?

[bra1nw0rmz]

He’s sooooooooo ugly <3

[flareheart8]

Overanalyzing Studies

"Thank you. Have a nice day."

Wage just finished serving her latest customer's cupcakes, and heads back to kitchen to get some cleaning supplies. She sighs as it's been a long day of serving each Uglydolls their favorite treats, and making sure her bakery stays clean. It's hard work, but it's worth seeing each ugly smile after eating her delicious treats. She goes to the front of her bakery and clean each table, chairs, and utensils. Just as she's about to head back into the kitchen, the door opens.

Wage was about to greet the guest until she saw the guest was no other than Mayor Ox. This surprises Wage as Ox would usually have some ugly deliver his treats to him since he's so busy nowadays.

"Hello Wage. How are you doing today." Ox greeted her with a tired smile.

"Ox! I'm good, but you look really tired. Is everything ok?" Wage grabs a nearby chair for the exhausted mayor. "Would you like anything to eat or drink? It's on the house."

"No, I'm good. I just want to ask you a favor." Wage sits next to Ox, curious on what the mayor has to say. The mayor sighs; "It's Moxy."

Wage rolls her eyes and glance at Ox with annoyed expression. "What's she trying to do this time? I swear if she's trying to get every ugly to believe that this 'Outside World' exists, Imma-"

"She's not doing that!" Ox interrupted as he sits up. "No. It's....she hasn't come out of her home in a while now, and I'm worried sick about her. I tried to get her to come out, but y'know....she doesn't really listen to me."

Wage becomes concerned. She hasn't seen Moxy all day, now that she really thinks about. Moxy would usually come to her bakery, rant about whatever junk she finds that could lend to the "Outside World", and continue her day by delivering newspapers throughout Uglyville. This wasn't like Moxy at all.

Ox continues; "So, I was wondering if you could tried to see Moxy later, and see if she's doing well. It isn't healthy staying inside all day."

Wage nodded; "Yeah, I'll see her later."

"Thank you, Wage. I knew I could count on you." Ox gets up, and gives Wage a nice hug.

"No problem, Ox. I'm pretty sure Moxy's fine."

.........

Wage closes her bakery for the night, and walks over to Moxy's house. She decided to make Moxy's favorite treat, Midnight Raspberry Cupcakes, before leaving. She finally makes it to the pink doll's house, basket at hand, and knocks on the door.

"Moxy! It's me, Wage!!" Wage shouted as she continues to knock on the door. "I haven't seen you all day, and just wanted to make sure you're still alive and well. I also made your favorite treat."

The front door opens quickly, and Wage gets dragged in by surprise. She is greeted by the pink doll who looked like she hasn't sleep for days.

"WAGE!!! My girl, My buddy, My Sister!!!" Moxy shouted out excitedly. "Welcome, welcome. I'm sooooooooo glad you came here. I been studying for a while now, and I FINALLY have proof that the 'Outside World' exists!!!"

Moxy grabs Wage's hand, and brings her over to wall filled with old doll magazines. Wage sees that Moxy's home is messy with trash, and papers scattered everywhere. Her friend is all over her head, and she needs to put an end to it.

"Moxy, have you really been home, analyzing all these papers and junks about this 'Outside World' you ramble on and on recently?" Wage ask as she tries to avoid each mess in her way.

"Yes!! I been trying to get everyone to know that there's something out there. Something more beyond Uglyville. I just have to prove that it exists, so everyone would stop doubting me," Moxy said as she grabs her favorite pen to make some notes on one of the paper on the wall.

Wage is concerned with how much work Moxy is putting in to her so-called studies. Willing to make such a big mess, and miss out days on hanging out with her best buds. Ox was right to be worried.

"Ok, so.....you see all these magazines right now." Moxy exclaims.

"Uhhh...yeah?" Wage said, unsure and confuse.

"Well, they all talk about little kids, and how these dolls are perfect toys for them. What are little kids you may ask? Kids are beings that enjoys playing with toys, and getting messy. Why do they like playing with toys and getting messy you may ask?"

"Hey....Moxy. I-"

"BECAUSE, it makes them happy, and kids love being happy!!!" Moxy was losing her mind.

"But, Moxy-", Wage tries to speak up only to get cut off by Moxy's rambling.

"So I did so more digging around to see if I could find proof that kids exist, because THESE magazines alone aren't enough to prove Ox wrong."

"Moxy!"

"And LOOK!! I found this weird, pretty blue cloth that has a lot of patterns on it, and it look like it belong to a kid's dress."

"Moxy!!"

"But, the thing is, I don't know if it's enough to get Ox to see that there's more out there than he thinks. He ALWAYS dismisses my theories about the 'Outside World' and thinks that I'm just imagining all these stuff when I'm not. Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but I'm NOT crazy!! THEY'RE the ones that are crazy! Hahahahahahah......So, if I can find a way to-"

"MOXY!!!" Wage yelled to get the pink doll's attention. She has had enough of Moxy's crazy conspiracy theories.

"Kids, Outside World, and toys??!! Listen to yourself. You are going insane with all this nonsense." Wage grabs Moxy's hand to sit her down on her bed, removing any mess that was on there.

"Wage....", Moxy tries to speak, but Wage shushes her harshly.

"Do you not understand that you been home for some time now, collecting these stupid paper about whatever nonsense, with little to no sleep?! Ox's been worried sick about you!!"

Moxy blinks repeatedly. She sees that her studies made her home into a huge mess, and couldn't remember the last time she gotten a good sleep. She became so obsess with proven Ox wrong that she started to go insane. Moxy feels guilty, and lowers her head.

Wage sighs, and walks over to her basket to give Moxy her favorite treat. Moxy happily accepts it, and eats the treat. It's been a while since she last had any of Wage's delicious treats.

"I'm sorry, Wage," Moxy apologizes. "I just...wanted Ox to believe me. I know there's a world out there. I just have to prove it to him. I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a break."

"A long break", Wage replied sternly. "And...I understand that this whole 'Outside World' thing is important to you, but it's not worth going insane over. You have friends who care about you, and a job to do. Those newspapers aren't going to deliver themselves after all."

Both Wage and Moxy lightly chuckled, and give each other a hug. Wage is happy that she was able to reason with her dear friend. She understands why Ox chose her to talk with Moxy, since she tends to be more stern than the others. Wage pats Moxy's head, grabs her basket, and makes her way to the door.

"Good night, Moxy. I hope to see you tomorrow, and make sure you clean up your house. I'm sick of looking at it."

"Good night, Wage. Thanks for the treat, and helping me see that I was overanalyzing my studies. I'll also be sure to clean up my house as well."

"Good, and you're welcome," Wage replies as she left with a sigh of relief.

Moxy straightens up her bed, and decides to sleep for the night. She plans to clean up her house, and catch up with her friends tomorrow morning. Even though Wage was right about her, she still couldn't stop thinking about what's really out there, and why Ox refuses to believe her. She feels like he was hiding something from her, and had to get to the bottom of it, but that's for another time. Right now, a decently long break from her studies wouldn't hurt.

Author's Note: It's been awhile since I last posted anything. My computer was having problems, but I got it fix now. I had this scene replay in my head, and had to illustrated it before it disappeared out of my mind. It was fun to do, and a good way to practice writing dialogue. I still have a long way to go, but this was a good start. Hope you enjoy my little short story.

[typicalopposite]

S4 is done and I have s5 paused so I can write this up real quick!

Sooooooooo Michael and David 😍😍 love that for him!

And May is a dispatcher 💕 as a mom I get Athena’s worries and as a daughter, sister, wife friend… AND mother, I get Mays desire to want to help. I love all the dispatchers and I wish they were all like the ones in this show!

I knew Buck Begins was this season and I still was not prepared 💔💔 I have no words and yet so many words and I may just make another long ranty post about it some other time! But for now just a big 🖕🏼to the Buckley parents!

I LOVE that the two episodes after were just hilarious just everything about the Jinx ep😂😂😂😂 and then them being lil ol peeping Tom’s… when they came back and saw Michael in the guys apartment I DIED!

The drunk driver OMG the momma in me was losing her shit Im never ACTUALLY vocal watching shows but i was screaming at the TV through this! My dogs might think im crazy, it’s a small price! And of course bby girl Jee comes at the most insane moment! I WAS UGLY CRYING THAT WHOLE MONTAGE! Ready to fight the writers but they came through and didn’t kill Albert! 😭😭😭😭

Josh’s little Begins 😭 I love him!! And Sue! And all the dispatchers!

The treasure hunt 😂😂😂 and everyone getting in on it! 😂😂😂 I live for the funny episodes to cleanse he palate after heavy one… and before heavy ones

THE SNIPER SHOT HEARD ‘ROUND THE WORLD!

I know Eddie got shot. BUT Buck! My lil bby buddy bro Buck 💕 he really just can’t catch a break (again I know Eddie got shot but as we know, he lives… but Buck holds onto everytime someone he loves gets hurt and doesn’t let it go he is like a carry all for everyone else’s baggage even when no one asks him to be! I just *feral noises* ya know?)

Ok now on to S5!