#hetalia onoghur

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3rd of march. bulgaria is going to party with his friends. meanwhile, in the afterlife, bulgar and onoghur are talking.

bulgar: our son has his national holiday today, what are we going to get him?

onoghur: wait which one?

bulgar: omg how could u not know, it's about time for u to become more involved with their lives!

onoghur: yeah as if ur very engaged with their lives, ur starting to wonder what kind of gift to get him on the day of celebration instead of deciding, u know, days or weeks before!

bulgar: well at least I know when our son has his national holiday!

onoghur: yeah ok ur right u win this time. but still, u didn't tell me which son of ours celebrates on march the 3rd?

bulgar: the one on danube. it's his liberation day from ottoman oppression. what are we going to get him? got any ideas?

onoghur: well we can't get him anything from the afterlife cuz it'd just phase through him.

bulgar: yeah we'll go into the world of living, do u have any idea what we'll get him?

onoghur: why are u asking me, weren't u berating me for not being involved with him enough a moment ago? how could I know what to get him?

bulgar: oh right ur right. I can't think of anything right now so let's go into the world of living.

*they pass through something like a portal*

they arrive in some sort of a shopping center and attract people's attention with their arrival, medieval clothing and the fact that they're semi-transparent and glowing. most people think this is some sort of hologram/art installation initially so they whip out their phones and start recording, but then they realize something else is going on when onoghur and bulgar start walking around.

onoghur: damn bulgar look people are giving us weird looks :D u know what this means?

bulgar: we can scare them into giving us whatever we want for free! :D

onoghur: yes :D btw look at this embroidered shirt, maybe we could get him this

bulgar: nahh he already has like a shitton of embroidered shirts that he's embroidered himself. besides, let's get him something bigger! something that makes people respect and fear him!

onoghur: like a warhorse or a sword or a bow?

bulgar: nobody uses these things today. I'm thinking, let's get him an AR, or a tank :D with our ghost powers, we can do anything!

'or a new bugatti'

onoghur and bulgar turn around and see avar.

onoghur: avar wtf what are u doing here?

avar: well after my state crumbled and was taken over by ur son, I lived my final years in pliska and I was something like a father figure to him. I overheard u talking but before I could come and tell u anything, I saw u hop into that portal and I decided to follow u. I wanna get him a gift too :D

bulgar: well who cares about a bugatti! let's get him a tank, or a helicopter!

avar: if we steal one of these things, the army will be on our asses. they will find bulgaria, cause him problems and get the tank or the helicopter back. besides, if his bosses wanted him to have one of these things, they would give him one. also, he has access to all the tanks and shit in the bulgarian army, he's bulgaria after all! but the bugatti, that's something else. having such an expensive car says 'look at me, I have power, I can buy u and sell u, I can help u or destroy u, u'd better be on my good side, I can do stuff u can only dream about, I'm on a whole another level'. why do u think gold and silver and silk and all the other luxurious stuff was so important to me when I was alive?

onoghur: but wouldn't police get on our asses if we steal the bugatti?

avar: well... we'll intimidate people with our ghost powers so they don't call the police :D

*they steal a bugatti and intimidate the owner into not calling the police*

bulgar: ok so I have the most experience with the modern human world out of us three, I know how to drive a car. I'll be the driver.

avar: there are only two seats in the car and there's three of us.

onoghur: well avar I guess ur gonna have to go home or sit in my lap

avar: wait why?

onoghur: how else are we supposed to fit in that car? now if it was bulgar, there'd be no problem but I'm not sitting in some other dude's lap dammit

bulgar: bruhhh there's enough space one of u could fit in the middle, between the two seats

*they manage to somehow fit in the car*

*bulgar drives it to his son's place. there are several collisions, but it's ok, he's using his ghost powers so his car doesn't get damaged*

*they arrive in the evening, during the party. onoghur and avar leave while bulgar starts honking so his son hears the sound and comes out of the house*

bulgaria opens the front door and his jaw drops. romania, greece, serbia and turkey peek through the door and their mouths are open agape.

onoghur and avar: HAPPY LIBERATION DAY, BULGARIA!!! :DDDD

bulgar: *gets out of the car* son we got u the best car cuz u deserve it :D

meanwhile, the tv in bul's living room *loud as fuck* : GHOSTS STOLE A SPORTS CAR AND DROVE IT ALL THE WAY TO BOYANA RESIDENCE, CAUSING SEVERAL TRAFFIC INCIDENTS IN THE PROCESS. THEY WERE FILMED DISCUSSING THE ROBBERY THEY WERE ABOUT TO COMMIT IN PARADISE MALL EARLIER.

*police sirens are heard, they intensify, cops and teams of ghostbusters arrive*

america is one of the ghostbusters

america: I AINT AFRAID OF NO GHOST

what happened later is hard to describe with words. perhaps AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILHJKFKLGUKGHLKJKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJKKKKKKKKKJHBVVVVVVVVVVVVVDDDDDDDDDDDHHSSPSOHSPSSJHHSHHHKRRFFFF is sufficient. but that's a story for another time. let's say that bul had to stay at someone else's place for a while and he didn't want to see his parents for even a longer time.

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little bulgaria: *drops a pot of yogurt* FUCK

onoghur, who overhears him: *turns to bulgar* where could he have learned that?

bulgar: no fucking idea

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onoghur, in the afterlife: when my kids were little, I would give them wine whenever they had colic or teething pain, it calmed them down and it helped them a lot. it never did any harm to them, they turned out just fine!

meanwhile, adult bulgaria: *is getting wasted alone at home, just like how he does every day*

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onoghur, bulgar and khazar are talking in a yurt.

onoghur: ugh taking care of these kids is sooo annoying I wanna be able to ride a horse through the wilderness without having to care about them and looking after them I didn't expect them to be such a big deal I didn't expect them to change my life that much

khazar: and that's why I'll never have kids

bulgar: yeah so khazar u know what I have in mind, u attack us and u pretend to kill us. the kids think we're dead and stop bothering us. then, we live freely again :D

khazar: ok, I'll help u two. but what will I get in return?

onoghur: if u can capture any of the kids, keep them. make them work for u and do chores, they're becoming bratty anyways.

khazar: okay seems fair

(turns out that khazar, bulgar and onoghur were good friends, they liked to banter and mock-fight. and so, onoghur and bulgar faked their deaths, traumatizing their kids forever.)

(the scene cuts to khazar's palace after he's established himself as a khaganate. in the basement, onoghur and bulgar are playing videogames after a long day of riding horses and hunting. khazar walks in)

bulgar (turns towards him): yo khaz wanna join? :D we've got a third joystick

khazaria: nah I'm too busy making ur kids' lives miserable

onoghur (without taking her eyes away from the screen): good

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and then bulgaria woke up, crying. ok. it was just a dream. or, more exactly, a nightmare. his parents didn't leave him. they're not that cruel.

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yo imagine if onoghur got jealous super easily like

she's walking by the avar khaganate's yurt when she hears avar pant and whine 'BULGAR IT HUUUURTS PULL IT OUUUT'

she quickly rushes inside, only to find... bulgar piercing avar's ears with a needle.

'YO WTF- NVM' she says and leaves. her sudden appearance startles bulgar, who, when pulling the needle out, flinches and stabs avar in the neck. avar yelps and instinctively pulls away. bright red blood sprouts out of the wound. avar, who notices this, faints.

bulgar *looking at unconscious and bleeding avar* : dang all of this happened just bc he wanted to wear earrings

(both avar men and avar women wore earrings, avar probably couldn't get his ears pierced till now cuz he spent his childhood and early teen years fleeing göktürk, later he’d fight wars for survival so getting his ears pierced was the least of his concerns)

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also imagine before bulgar started the entire procedure

bulgar: *heating the needle into fire* don't worry avar :D it won't rlly hurt it'll be like ur pierced by an arrow but it's a super tiny arrow you've been pierced by arrows before right? so u know it's not scary :D

avar: *ptsd flashbacks of göktürk and his battles with him*

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bulgar’s seeking the answer to some real philosophical questions

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gakuen au. teen bulgaria is listening to gucci gang without any headphones on, he's just playing the song on his phone.

onoghuria walks in, sipping a glass of ayran...

lil pump in the song: my lean cost more than ur rent, ooh ur mom still lives in a tent

onoghuria: PFFFFFFFFT *spits ayran out, laughing* how do they know that I live in a yurt

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onoghur-bulgar

the “constantinople b*tch“ in question is the eastern roman empire aka greece’s mom, bulgar had a crush on her before meeting onoghur

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I colored her :D

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hetalia oc - onoghur - WIP

close-up

the onoghurs were a nomadic tribe that inhabited the pontic steppe during the early medieval times

they were warriors, hunters, fishers and animal herders who lived in yurts and who were famous for marten skin trade

in the 7th century, they formed a confederation with the bulgars, known as old great bulgaria, magna bulgaria, patria onoghuria or the onoghundur-bulgar state

in hetalia-verse, I imagine she's the wife of bulgar and the mother of danube & volga bulgaria, as well as several other kids who didn't make it to modern days (a child who represented kuber's bulgars and a child who represented alcek's bulgars)

I originally had the idea of her and bulgar being killed by khazar, but now I think that maybe she survived and fled to the lands of the avar khaganate, while her husband, bulgar survived under khazar rule

maybe him and khazar struck a deal, he will fight under khazar's rule against khazar's enemies, he'll bleed in wars that aren't his if that means his wife and kids will live as refugees but unbothered by khazar

because there was an onoghur settlement wave in the avar khaganate after the fall of old great bulgaria

the onoghurs got assimilated but their name survived as the exonym of the hungarians (hungarians call themselves magyar in their language, funnily, in the 10th century, they'd call bulgarians nándor, which is derived from onoghur)

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Onoghur WIP progress

it'll be a while until I finish this drawing, then I'll draw Bulgar, then I'll draw the Bulgar Barbie / Barbie khan / Barbie baghatur / Bargatur

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Onoghur (Hetalia OC)

finally, she's done :D :D :D

(and yeah, I decided to keep the eminem reference :D I also added references to bulgar culture, such as khan Kubrat's seal and the IYI symbol, I wonder what kind of rap she'd make)

character info under the cut

onoghur

lived in the early medieval times, most likely was born before that

an oghur turkic tribe, name means ten tribes

onoghurs were nomads who lived in yurts. they were warriors, hunters, fishers and animal herders. also, they were famous for marten skin trade

was born somewhere in the western steppe, perhaps the lands of modern-day kazakhstan, doesn't remember where

might have been a part of the tiele confederation

doesn't remember having any parents, has two brothers, saraghur and oghur

lost contact with her brothers after they separated in the 5th century, each of them seeking a better life, they never met again

she cared about them and was attached to them. after this, she never wanted to be emotionally close to anyone, friends (avar), her husband bulgar, or even her kids (volga bulgaria, danube bulgaria, the kid representing kuber's bulgars, the kid representing alcek's bulgars)

married bulgar in the 7th century, creating a confederation called old great bulgaria, also known as patria onoghuria

the fact that her people traded with marten skin shows that onoghurs lived near forests and had contact with finno-ugric tribes, so perhaps she knew hungary's father, magyar (who, interestingly, was influenced by oghuric peoples)

if she was a part of the tiele confederation, then there's a chance she knew oghuz (turkey's ancestor) when they were kids, they probably don't remember each other though

admired avar (she even feared him a bit before they met) and became friends with him

a warrior, headstrong and freedom-loving, would never submit (her husband was similar)

also pragmatic, cool, confident, not very talkative or enthusiastic, a bit distant, easygoing, kinda smug (can find a reason to look down on anyone if she wants to), a bit thoughtful

likes to banter

genuine, honest, thinks lying is for weaklings and cowards

maybe her mbti type could be ISTP and her enneagram and tritype could be 8w9 854 sp/sx

then she married bulgar and they had kids. and khazar attacked them. if they didn't have any kids, they'd probably fight to the death.

bulgar submitted to khazar so he could give her and the kids time to escape. the kids needed her, she couldn't go and fight alongside her husband. bulgar became a soldier under khazar's rule, bleeding in wars that aren't his, just so his wife and children could live unbothered.

she, together with two of the children, went to avar's place. in the chaos, another one of the kids ended up being taken to the lower danube and another one was taken to middle volga.

at avar's place, kuber took a group of bulgars (represented by one of her kids) to the bitola field in modern-day macedonia and alcek took another group (represented by the other kid) to italy

she and avar survived until magyar and his little kid came. by that point, they were terminally ill due to their people being in a process of assimilation with the locals. they died peacefully.

her living her final days in pannonia perhaps caused a confusion between her and magyar's kid. like why do so many nations refer to magyar's daughter with a distorted version of her name - hungary, when said daugher calls herself magyar, just like her dad? :D in the 10th century, hungarians would call bulgarians nándor, which itself is derived from onoghur

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little bulgaria: dad pls tell me that scary story again :D

bulgar *proceeds to start telling the scary story*

little bulgaria *gets scared, trembling, pale, sniffling*

bulgar: do u want me to stop telling the story

little bulgaria: noooo continue

bulgar *continues, finishes the story*

little bulgaria: tell it again pls :D

bulgar *starts telling the story again*

little bulgaria *gets scared again*

bulgar: do u want me to stop telling the story

little bulgaria: noooo continue

later, bulgar and onoghur are talking

bulgar: I'm telling u, that kid is stupid

onoghur: no he's not he just likes being thrilled

many years later, onoghur and bulgar are dead, bulgaria is a teen now, they're watching him from the heavens or something

byzantine and bulgaria are on a ship.

byzantine: bulgaria put the book down you'll get sick

bulgaria: no I won't stfu I just got to an interesting part don't distract me

10 minutes later

bulgaria: ugh I feel sick

bulgar, to onoghur: do u believe me now

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apparently, when avars came to europe, peoples such as onogurs, barsils and sabirs greeted them with gifts as they knew that avars were powerful and used to have a powerful empire

imagine onoghur thinking she's gonna meet and negotiate with some warrior demigod and then she finds out he's an ordinary dude. also he has long braided hair just like her, cool, something to bond over :D imagine them braiding or combing each other's hair, the transition from OMG THIS IS AVAR THE STRONGEST TRIBE THE SCARIEST FOE WE GOTTA BECOME ALLIES HERE AVAR TAKE THESE SPLENDID GIFTS to now we're besties and do our hair together :D is so funny to me

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Onoghur (WIP)

I decided to try drawing OCs in realistic style and I started with Onoghur, parodying the cover of Eminem’s 11th album, Music to Be Murdered By :D idk why this is the result when inspiration hits me I guess

dark yellow/light yellow parts of the image are WIP, grayscale parts are the finished ones

outfit is based on findings from the Bolshe-tarkhan necropolis in Tatarstan, a republic in the Russian Federation, where pagan Bulgar burials from the 8th and the 9th century were found

in the “MUSIC TO BE MURDERED BY“ inscription, the S is supposed to be a whip, the C is an unstrung bow, the I, T, and the Es are supposed to be made out of arrows, the Ds and Bs are bows, the O references khan Kubrat’s seal and the Y represents a symbol the Danube Bulgars used

baghatur was a title that was used among many steppe peoples, it meant something like a knight, I imagine she fought in wars, so she must’ve been something like a baghatur (though she wasn’t human so idk if she had such a title)

4th century is when onoghurs were first referenced

(a close-up)

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avar khaganate: those romeioi have rlly lame hairstyles

onoghur: whatever, pigtails

bulgar: :D ?? onoghur

bulgar: u too have pigtails :D