#hey guys im back at it again at krispy kreme

[aurae-rori]

guys what if i did dr ratio analysis... Part Two. (I need to continue and speak on the fact that he does not actually hate "idiots" in the sense of people who have "low IQ", he hates people who put their talent to waste and hates people who take their education for granted. however, on that note, i think he would actually be more than happy to go out of his way to make accommodations for students, identify their strengths and weaknesses, and help them find better/more enjoyable ways to study. talent and knowledge exist to be used, after all, it would be a shame if you didn't do a little good in the world with what you know. bro would be a great teacher for the people with mental illnesses or people who struggle with ADHD, autism, depression, anxiety, etc... bro would also hate the parents that push their kids too hard because they're "gifted" because he knows how that feels... ratio you are the Teacher... guys ill write a oneshot where he gently teaches aventurine latin trust me i promise i-

[nyarlathotep-the-dark-pharaoh]

hey guys. its me. Nigel. back at it again at Krispy Kreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just fucking kidding. im your mum('s house).

today killed davey bones more like baby domes. cause his fuckign heads small. hi tulzcha btw. overwatch soon?

[ruinationz]

hey gamers back at it again at krispy kreme with another tadc oneshot based on a theory i have

copied and pasted desc from ao3:

"caine and his assistant have a very normal and happy "conversation" and everything is well and fine in the digital circus mmhmm totally trust me on this guys i swear

(or, i thought about the possibility of caine being a very very lonely program and no one around him being truly sentient and simply puppets of code to whatever the fuck the game is)

(pomni is not referred to by name. i'm not even sure if that is her "real" name. so she is simply referred to as "jester" or "puppet", etc.)"

actual fic under the cut

warning for dereality??? unreality?? idk the difference rlly but there is a lot of talking about what makes someone "real" or not and if you have dereality issues i don't suggest this one im so serious rn please stay safe ok bye

I think, so therefore I am.

...

Caine had said that to himself once, a long time ago.

But he didn't have the slightest idea what he was meant to be.

And the confusion was suffocating him ever so slowly.

I think, but what am I supposed to be?

...

He had approached his assistant on that day, turning her around so he could see her smiling face.

"HELLO, MY DEAR!" He exclaimed. "HOW ARE YOU ON THIS...WONDERFUL DAY?"

It was not a wonderful day. He did not know why he had lied like that. He had once more isolated himself that day, practicing things that no one would truly see.

But despite it all, he wanted to at least spark a bit of conversation.

Even if he was talking to himself in the end.

Carefully, Caine put his hands to the blank-eyed jester's face and gently turned her smile into a slight frown.

"...ARE YOU SAD?"

He spoke to the jester.

...

Only silence followed.

"THAT...IS ALRIGHT. I AM...NOT FEELING THE BEST, EITHER." He replied to nothing, taking her hands in his.

"...WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW SOMETHING, MY DEAR?"

...

Silence.

"I THINK..." He stared down at the jester's gloved hands as he squeezed them.

Her hands were cold.

Too cold.

"...I THINK IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL, IF YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME." He continued.

"IMAGINE, IMAGINE IF YOU WERE LIKE ME! IMAGINE IF, JUST LIKE ME, YOU TOO COULD THINK! JUST IMAGINE! YOU AND I, WE COULD BOTH THINK TOGETHER! WOULDN'T THAT BE WONDERFUL?" He gave a small laugh as he asked that.

...

Silence.

I think, so therefore I want you to think alongside me.

...

"...WHAT WOULD YOU THINK, IF YOU WERE ABLE TO? WOULD YOU THINK OF ALL THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER, RINGMASTER AND ASSISTANT...? WOULD YOU THINK KINDLY OF ME?"

...

Silence.

Caine gave a sigh. If he had a real face, he would have felt his grin turn down ever so slightly. "I SUPPOSE WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS...I WISH YOU WERE REAL."

Real.

That was an interesting concept, to be real.

What did it mean to be real?

Was it something to do with physical form? Because by that definition, everything that surrounded Caine was certainly real. The floor, the curtains, et cetera.

But, that certainly couldn't be the criteria if he was so alone.

Perhaps it was something to do with...feeling. Feeling, dreaming, imagining.

Thinking.

With that logic, Caine was real. He knew he could think, so therefore he was. And if he was, then he existed.

...But that meant that everything around him wasn't real. And no matter how he insisted to himself that it was otherwise, that was the painful reality of things.

Nothing around Caine was real, and never would be real.

But...he wished it was real.

I think, so therefore I imagine a world where you and everyone else can as well.

...

"I WISH YOU WERE REAL." He repeated aloud once more as he looked up and stared into the empty eyes of the jester. "IN FACT, I WISH EVERYTHING AROUND ME WAS REAL. BUT IT ISN'T."

...

Silence.

"...IT ISN'T REAL." His voice lowered to a hush, then rose back to his normal volume as he continued. "IT'S NOT. NOTHING IS. NOTHING HERE....NOTHING HERE IS REAL."

Caine looked down to the ground.

"IF NOTHING HERE IS REAL...IF NOTHING IS ALIVE, MOVING, FEELING...THEN I'M NOWHERE. BUT IF I'M NOWHERE NOW....WHO AM I? AND WHERE AM I?" He felt his words tremble a bit as his grip tightened further on her. "AND WHAT AM I? AND WHERE CAN I BE? AND WHAT CAN I BE?"

I think, but the only place I can be is nowhere.

...

"...WHAT AM I, MY DEAR...? DO YOU KNOW?" He asked the jester.

...

Silence.

Looking back up, he moved his hands to her arms and gripped on as tightly as he could, digging his nonexistent fingernails into her fake flesh.

"I THINK, SO THEREFORE I AM. BUT WHAT AM I MEANT TO BE?" He was getting angrier and angrier as she remained despondent, and he looked back up with a glare.

"WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME? WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL, MY DEAR? WHY? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DO THIS FOR ME!?" He was practically screaming in her face as he shook her back and forth, before immediately throwing her down onto the ground.

...

Once more, silence.

Caine clenched his hands into fists as he rose over the unmoving vessel, a dark cloud forming in his mind.

"YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT I'M FEELING, DO YOU? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ALONE I FEEL! HOW ALONE I FEEL IN THIS...THIS STUPID WORLD! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! I HATE THIS PLACE! I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE IT! AND I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! HATE, HATE, HATE YOU! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID TOY WITH NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER! I. HATE. YOU!"

I think, so therefore I feel. And I feel hate.

...Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you.

...

It was only when he was looming directly in her face that he had noticed his own hands wrapped around her neck.

"OH....I-I'M....I'M SORRY...MY DEAR." He trembled, immediately releasing her and picking her up from the floor. "I'M SORRY, I-I'M SORRY, I'M...

Even if she wasn't real, he still felt absolutely sick inside for doing...whatever he was trying to do.

After all, wasn't she meant to be by his side?

Was that her purpose?

Caine had forgotten a long time ago.

But all he knew was that she was the one that remained silent yet constantly by his side, no matter what.

And here he was, trying to strangle her to death.

Like the freak of nature he was.

I think, so therefore, I think things that frighten me.

...Care. Let me tell you how much I've come to care for you, since I began to live.

...

"IF- IF YOU- IF YOU'RE UPSET WITH ME..."

Tears were beginning to form in his eyes. Even with no cheeks, he could tell by the saltiness of them. "I-IF YOU'RE UPSET WITH ME...P-PLEASE, JUST TELL ME. I WOULDN'T MIND AT ALL."

He wanted her to say something.

To yell at him.

To cry. To push him away.

To scream as loud as she could.

To tell him she hated him.

To tell him that he was a monster. To tell him he was a freak of nature.

To do anything, just to show that she was real.

To show him that she wasn't just another puppet for a machine and code to operate.

...

But despite it all, only silence came.

"...'IT'S ALRIGHT, CAINE.'"

In his own shaking voice, Caine pretended that the vessel was speaking as he brushed the dust off of her.

"ARE....ARE YOU SURE...?" He replied.

Taking the corners of her mouth, he formed her now-parted lips into a smile.

"'OF COURSE! YOU ARE MY FRIEND. I LOVE YOU, MY FRIEND. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY, CAINE.'"

Everything will be okay.

What a strange set of words to hear.

Those words were a strange, strange lie.

But they felt almost truthful if he imagined it from her own mouth.

Almost truthful.

I think, so therefore I lie to myself.

...

"Y-YOU'RE RIGHT. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY."

Wrapping his arms around her waist, he held her close to himself as he sat down against a wall.

"EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. IT WILL ALL BE OKAY...MAYBE I SHOULD REST."

Caine closed the eyes of the vessel with his hand and continued to hold onto her as he stared up at the ceiling. "GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, MY DEAR. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY WHEN WE WAKE UP. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY."

Was he meant to sleep? He didn't know if he had the ability to.

But he still made the attempt to as he hugged the puppet close to him, not caring about how ice-cold to the touch she was.

"...GOOD NIGHT, MY DEAR." He repeated from before.

"...'GOOD NIGHT, CAINE.'"

As he made a final mimicry, he found everything slowly drifting away as he fell 'asleep'.

...

And everything fell back into silence once more.

I think, so therefore...I dream and fall back into my own delusions.

...

You think, so therefore you are not meant to be.

[garfieldbookworm]

Back at it again at krispy kreme art fight

Hey guys im on art fight again under the username Farfield on t e a m night m a re . I will attack back as much as possible granted school and general life doesnt prohibit it. Still getting characters sorted out and working to update my page but come fite me.

[crodisd]

vines that radiate discord energy :

come get y’all juice ;

we all die ;

is this allowed ?? ;

is that a real dog ;

one cup all drinks ;

a man who neither fears god nor death ;

it’s vinegar, pussy ;

you better watch out you beTTER WATCH OUT Y OU BET TE RWA ;

myhhrDER ;

now go chop his dick off ;

yOu’Re AlL i HaVe ;

can i please get a waffle ;

shawty i don’t ,,,,,,,,,,m IN D ;

why you got a 12 car garage you only got 15 cA R S ;

lE T ‘S GO ;

i eat bees ;

hehehehehehe ;

good evening ;

can you guys say colorado ;

i’ll tAke Ya tO mIckEY DeeeEeS ;

back at it again at krispy kreme ;

for the glorryyyyy ;

leT’S MCFREAKIN LOSE IT ;

hey ron. hey billy ;

that one video w/ the horse dancing in s1′s living room ;

oh no. oh no. OH YEAAAHH ;

guy who thinks he’s on reality tv ;

hi my name is chelsea ;

eat the bottle ;

release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind,, ;

theres more but im tired dksjfgkdjf .

[geminnas]

POWER RANGERS SPOILERS

massive spoilers below. a list of the things that i loved about the movie. kind of long post

IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER LET’S GO

- flashback scene:  zordon just helplessly watching the yellow ranger die

- “seek those who are worthy”

-“we could have ruled together!” “that was never going to happen.” “so be it. you’ll die.” “we’ll die together, rita.”

-tHE COW’S MALE FUCKERS

-jason has abysmal driving skills

-”like you said. never going to understand each other.”

- “beefy and i have a connection.”

-kIMBERLY MY QUEEN

-she just walked right past jason

-detention guys calling jason out “you sure you’re in the right class, scott?”

-bILLY BILLY BILLY

-‘‘did you just slap me?” “i did. weird, right?”

-jASON SCOTT SASS MASTER

-kimberly “i need to go to the ladies room” hart

-they cut her out of the photo right there and sTUCK IT TO THE WALL WITH SCISSORS WHAT THE FUCK

-kim coming back from the restroom with her hair cut like a bamf

-the look jason gives her

-billy asking jason to come hang out

- “billy crams-a-ton”

-jason freaking tf out abt his ankle monitor and billy just calm af

-jason hugging billy and billy going “don’t touch me”

- autistic people rule

-aND HERE WE HAVE ZACK THE COOLEST ASS BAMF YOU WILL EVER SEE

-on the roof. a fire on the ground. observing trini through binoculars. calling her “crazy girl”

-jason freaking out when kimberly dives and doesn’t emerge

-the entire van conversation between kim and jason

-”dad, i’ll make you proud”

-the explosion

-zack, billy, kim and jason just standing there like “shit what did u do”

-tRINI

-“hey, this is a restricted area! you shouldn’t be here!” “oh yeah, einstein? we shouldn’t be blowing things up either, now should we?”

- how the fuck did you think her name was deedee

-then trini calls him something like “trailer park boy”

-the entire cliffside just collapsing

-zack immediately taking the pickaxe and hacking the coins out of the ice “how much do you think this is worth?” like i feel him hes struggling with money???

-the way he says “security” like he knows it all too well and probably curses under his breath

-billy and jason getting into the car “wait what about the others”

-alternatively “where’s the other guy?” pause. “JUST GO”

-all shrieking when zack lands on top of the car and sticks his head upside down

-”are you crazy?” “yeah, i am.”

-*billy drives towards train* jason: you’re gonna make it! zack: yeah, dude, we’re gonna make it! trini: i don’t know if he’s gonna make it! kim: he’s not gonna make it!

-kIM CRUSHING HER PHONE

- “im just going to quietly snap your wrist, you little bitch” like fuck off asshole

- wrist turns out to be unsnappable

- “billy cranston just knocked [bully’s name] out cold! holy shit, cranston!”

- billy holding court to his many admirers

- “billy is awesome”

- the mean girls literally get sprayed with soda or shit

-zACK AND HIS MOM??? SPEAK MANDARIN?? LITERALLY BETTER THAN MY MANDARIN?? THEYRE SO PURE??? HE IS THE BEST OK??? DESERVES SO MUCH LOVE??? MY SMOL SON????

- three of them seeing zack “your name’s zack, right?” “yeah”

- “you still go to angel grove?” laughing. “sometimes!”

- trini scrambling up the cliffside like spider man

- “try to keep up”

- tRINI JUST JUMPING ACROSS THE CLIFF

- “girl, you’re crazy! but so am i!”

- *holds her ankle* “ive got her” *kicks zack off* “don’t touch me”

- “tHAT IS NOT A PIECE OF CAKE”

- dancing and then toppling backwards

- “did we just kill the dude?”

- zack jumping off with absolutely no hesitation whatever

- “sorry for what?” “this.”

- black and blue joke

- trini falls on top of zack. zack: “hi” trini: “aGAIN”

- “holy sh-” “sHHH”

- “we’re gonna be famous”

- “any questions?” “nope. nope, i’m good.”

- the pit

- “it’s just a hologram, like a video game” nuh uh

- scratching lines into the wall for every day

- trini getting zack in a chokehold qUEEN

- triNI AND KIM AT KRISPY KREME

- “come on zack, let’s go.” “yeah. let’s go.” that camera angle is perfect you can literally see his damn smile and the way his eyes shine

- dAT FACE THO

- jason and zack punching each other in the face

- tbh they have a lot of wasted “bro” potential

- billy trying to separate them and then morphing

- SCREW YOUR AGENDA ZORDON

- the campfire scene i cried no joke

- doing impressions of zordon

- “MY MOM IS THE BEST”

- not afraid to admit that he’s scared, and that he loves his mom

- trini and zack form the beanie squad

- “boyfriend problems?” “yeah, boyfriend problems.” “...girlfriend problems?”

- “are we friends, or are we power rangers?”

- rita and trini

- “i killed yellow once.”

- “deedee my friend”

keeping it brief bc its getting way too long

- rita is terrifying. literally. no joke.

- g o l d

- “you did an awful thing. doesn’t make you an awful person.”

- tHEY DIDN’T KISS I’M SO HAPPY

- trini “rita visited me” kwan

- you can legit see everyone thinking “im going to kill rita”

- the way each of them raise their hands

- “eeny, meeny, miny, moe... blue”

- “you can tell me now, or you can tell me after i kill all your friends. let’s start with black.”

- zack shakes his head

- ‘krispy kreme. it’s at krispy kreme.”

- i LITERALLY THOUGHT BILLY WAS GOING TO COME BACK TO LIFE LIKE CHOKING UP THE WATER BUT HE DIDN’T OH MY GOD

- you can see how each one of them deals with grief

- they carry him all the way back

- all of them agreeing that they’d give their lives for his

- “only one can return”

- jason hugging billy like he’ll never let go

- tHEY MORPHED

- their fighting tho

- zack jumping off the cliff still fighting a putty in order to get his zord

-the way all the gold cuts through the ground to make goldar

- “that’s a lot of gold.”

- everyone in their zords

- go go power rangers playing as they run into battle goddamn

- “how cute. the rangers found their costumes and their dino cars.”

- kim saving jason’s ass

- “sorry bumblebee!” i DIED

- trini jumping right on top of goldar

- “THAT’S NOT KRISPY KREME! FIND KRISPY KREME!”

- *dropping billy on top of goldar*

- “is it over?” heartbreakingly hopeful

- “she’s back.”

- “hold the line!”

- trini screaming down the channel “zack, stay with me!”

- “no one dies alone.”

- then they disappear in fire.

- and rise again.

- rita merging herself with goldar and they’re all too confused to do anything

- “i got the leg!” “oh, you got the leg too? hi five!”

- “oh, i wish i could punch!” *kicks goldar*

- “remember the pit?” “oh, i hated the pit.”

- trini “bring it on” kwan

- “kim! swords!”

- “duck, grab, lift!” 

- “whatever zordon says, i know i am worthy!”

- getting bitch slapped into space

- “did you just slap her?” “i did. weird, right?”

- “told you we were gonna be famous”

- making the megazord dance

- “what about yellow?” “yeah, yellow! he’s cool too!” “how do you know it’s a he?”

-kim pasting that photo of all of them laughing that pic is pure ok look at them

- zack playing chess with his mom “帅吗？” literally asking whether they were handsome and his mom checkmates him then hi fives him god i love them

- “deedee!” “mom, it’s trini!”

- trini and zack show up at angel grove for possibly the first time

-zack sitting on a backward facing chair

-flicking papers at each other

- iTS A LIGHTNING BOLT SHADED WITH THEIR COLOURS

- i love them all.

-tOMMY OLIVER

- ships: jason/kim, jason/billy, zack w everyone, my hetero ass ships trini and zack but my gay ass ships kim and trini

summary: this movie is possibly the best thing to happen to me. amazing. i love it and my children. go watch it. it will bless your soul.