#hi and welcome to kai knows too much about steven seagal and is sharing it like the tape in the ring

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

do you ever think about the time steven seagal drove a tank into a house - as a part of an armed police operation - to bust a suspected cock-fighting ring which led to like, all the roosters dying and also the death of a puppy?

because i think about it at least once a day because what the fuck? i have so many questions and many of them can be narrowed down to: why a tank? also who approached who here? did seagal approach joe arpaio or did arpaio approach him?

oh, and yeah. joe arpaio was the one running the operation and i guess is friends with steven seagal. that parts not particularly surprising considering seagal is also friends with putin, somehow.

i really hate how often i think about steven seagal, but the man has a deeply weird life and the ego of the glass slipper cinderella didnt leave behind.