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rigginsstreet · 7 years

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how would season 2 of riverdale look like if you were writing it? (also please don't hold back on the word count for this ask)

everyones gay. the end.

no ok i will try and go for a realistic version of what i think season 2 could have been. i mean personally i think its realistic to have all the parents be gay but whatever. (*edit from future briana. lol i aint make this shit realistic everybody G A Y) also this is probably gonna be all over the place cuz i have a lot of problems with a lot of characters story arcs so just...we’ll see what happens. also also this is obviously focusing on the parents im sure the kids will get mentioned at some point in regards to certain storylines but for the most part i dont watch them so i dont know what the fuck theyre doing unless it pertains to an adult. ok here we go (i hope you know what you asked for by saying dont hold back on word count...)

lets just get the obvious out of the way FRED AND FP WOULD HAVE SO MANY FUCKING SCENES IF I WAS RUNNING SHIT LIKE THEYD PROBABLY BECOME THE MAIN CHARACTERS SUCK A DICK ITS THE SHOW I DESERVE I DONT CARE WHAT YALL WANT

like from season 1 i had this vision of how i wanted s2 to play out

fp was gonna find out fred was shot, alice was gonna go visit him in jail about it or theyd meet up when he got out and they were gonna team up to avenge fred. thats what shouldve happened ok fight me. THE ONLY APPROPRIATE F*LICE INTERACTION

and then fp was gonna take care of fred. they were gonna work on their relationship. shit was gonna get dramatic but it was gonna be beautiful because ultimately they would realize theyre both the best friends each other ever had and they were better together than apart.

and thats how the whole black hood thing would be dealt with and we never had to hear about it again

and then with the introduction of hiram and everything going down with the lodges buying freds company + fps dealings with hiram and hermione in the past and the bad blood there that was just...completely dropped... fred and fp were gonna come up with this master plan to screw over hiram and get the company back and then theyd go back to working construction together and happy days would be on the horizon.

with that being said.... hiram and hermiones storyline this season is honestly the only interesting worthwhile thing. im not mad at it

im a little mad at archie joining the mafia like for one, anyone who knows anything about mob culture, you dont let outsiders in. and if you do, its not that fucking easy. its like “run some errands for me let me put you through some tests. ok youre family” no. i mean i get we’re on the cw but this was really the ...not even pg13 this was some g rated mob shit on archies part but whatever

lets hop on over to the coopers

i called from the beginning that chic was gonna be up to some bullshit and the narrative thats going right now with hal being painted as the bad guy and running off to penelope and alice running into fps arms is absolute utter Garbage™

what SHOULDVE happened (and granted the story is still playing out but lochlyns got a new show and thats very sus to me so... im expecting the worst) is chic comes in all innocent at first and maybe hals still put off, reasonably so, but this clearly means a lot to alice so he sticks it out. and as chic lets his freak out and the family has to deal with this, they grow closer and become more bonded and alice and hal become stronger as a couple and when all is said and done they eventually decide to go to couples counseling or family counseling and everybody works out their bullshit and they all start their journey to becoming a stable fucking family unit

ok now penelope. she’s another one that im actually for the most part enjoying her story but this whole hal business?? unrealistic

what they needed to do was just let her have her ho business and live her life

and also tell cheryl to stop running her mouth

like i really dont need them to have a great relationship personally like fine if they did whatever but cheryl kinda annoys me so penelope telling her whats up is no skin off my back

oh and this whole homophobic business? NOT IN MY SEASON 2

or if they really wanted to keep this contrived ass heather story to give cheryl some depth or whatever, then the least that could happen is it be revealed that penelope is gay herself and was scorned by an ex lover (alice) and was taking it out on her daughter

and then that could come to light and they talk about it and penelope eventually accepts she’s gay and she can be open about it now and she goes on to get herself a beautiful rich powerful girlfriend and my girl pen is set bitch !!! (i will also only accept alice and hal breaking up if alice too comes out and ends up with penelope)

somebody was coming out of my version of s2 gay i mean listen i could also write you a thing about how fp and fred could still get together ...

YOU KNOW WHAT LETS FUCKING TALK ABOUT HOW FP AND FRED COULD GET TOGETHER WHY THE FUCK NOT ITS MY SEASON 2 IMMA DO WHAT I WANT ITS 20GAYTEEN

fps been spending all this time around fred nursing him back to health after the shooting

and theyve been able to work out all their unresolved bullshit

plus them teaming up to take hiram down

theyve been spending many a cold winter night together

old flames are rekindling

they both notice they each keep finding little reasons to touch one another

theyre stealing glances when they think the other one isnt paying attention

they start to notice how fucking happy theyve been together theyve both become so playful and intimate with one another

theyre at pops one night having milkshakes

fred has whipped cream on his face

fps trying to tell him where but fred keeps missing it

theyre both laughing

fp reaches over and swipes his thumb softly over the corner of freds mouth

their laughter starts to die down as they both realize theres still this spark of electricity between them

its been sitting there under the surface this whole time waiting to blow up

next thing they know fps leaning over the table to kiss fred

its soft and sweet and gentle but filled with such passion and urning its been so long since anyones touched them like this and god all the memories of their secret high school hookups come flooding back its like no time at all has passed they just fit together so well

ANYWAY now that fps with fred and this whole north v south thing is going on its creating a whole bunch of tension and like imagine all the drama that would come from the leader of the serpents dating riverdale mayor fred andrews oh my god ??? sign me the absolute fuck up where is THAT iconic storyline

speaking of fred

where the fuck is that pill addiction huh??? we gotta throw that in for drama ok i NEED. IT.

and then mary gets called into town and fp mary and archie are coming together to get fred through this. holding a fucking INTERVENTION ???

alice can show up too why not

bring hal

hermione maybe? like i know in her heart she probably cares but maybe dont have your ex gf who is also a mob boss show up at your intervention....

although that would make for a good fp x hermione showdown

hermiones invited

what else do we need....

i need alice and hermione

i dont know in what capacity i just know i need it

we definitely need a moms night out episode which would be hilarious because it just ends with alice and penelope making out and hermione and mary making out and sierra is facetiming tom like “please come pick me up”

speaking of sierra i dont mind this storyline with tom i just wish we could..actually see it...

OH I ALMOST FORGOT SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT HOW DARE I! I NEED FP RAISING HIS SERPENT KIDS !!!! AND MY S2 INCLUDES JOAQUIN OK I MISS HIM JUST GIVE ME FP TRYING TO HERD JOAQUIN AND FANGS AND TONI AND SWEET PEA AND I GUESS JUGHEAD CAN COME ALONG TOO SINCE HES ACTUALLY FPS SON... WHATEVER

god i just want fp and fred having date night down at the whyte wyrm and tonis pestering them about sharing stories from high school and how they fell in love and she wants to hear all the hot gossip and jugheads like “no gross i dont want to hear this”but joaquin an fangs and sweet pea are ENTHRALLED like they wanna hear everything too they wanna know about all the stupid shit fred and fp used to do to land in detention

OH OH AND THEN WE CAN HAVE A WHOLE THING WITH PENELOPE AND CHERYL HAVING A HEART TO HEART ABOUT PENELOPE BEING IN LOVE WITH ALICE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WE GET PARALLELS OF THEM AND CHONI

i told yall this shit was gonna be all over the place

hell maybe even gladys played by neve campbell would show up at one point so fp can see his fucking daughter thatd be neat

and gladys and fp decide to end things for good and go through with the divorce but its amicable and theyre friends. she could move back to riverdale but then im thinking of jellybean having to be taken out of school... so maybe they stay in toledo but gladys and fp come up with a plan for holidays and summer vacation and its all just very pleasant ok.

if we want to go with the tragic heterosexual version of riverdale, i fully support gladys and fp getting back together btw its what god wants

but so long as we’re living in my lala fantasy land.... fp ends up with fred and gladys and fp call truce

alice and fp would be F R I E N D S

no ones hiding no dead bodies

no ones making weird inappropriate comments about leaving spouses

alice is not going serpent!alice on everyone

gross

get out of my face

theyre friends and they banter a lot but theres still a deep PLATONIC love there for each other

ok i think i covered everything i wanted.....

am i delusional?

maybe

but is my version more fun?

absolutely

#this is a mess but so is riverdale so at least i stayed in theme #briana answers things #Anonymous

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m0onbean · 7 years

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Shopping Carts

category: floof, crack humor

pairing: eunwoo X reader

warnings: light cussing

note: author‘s note at the end!

As you roamed the supermarket in search of groceries, you pushed your shopping cart around carelessly. However, you didn't notice the other shopping cart lined up against the shelves.

Violently, your shopping cart crashed into the other one, making a clanging sound that echoed throughout building. When you timidly looked up, you didn't expect a face so chiseled and hair so perfect staring at you.

A blush crept up on your face. "U-uh I'm sorry..." you stammered in your own language.

The man gritted his teeth and rubbed his forehead. He said something in a sweet and slow voice while making strong eye contact with you.

Although you had no idea what he said, you couldn't help but feel your heart pounding upon hearing his honey sweet voice and looking at his extremely attractive facial features. Assuming he accepted your apology, you smiled brightly at him.

He widened his eyes a little in confusion and cocked his head. After blinking a few times, he murmured something under his breath and left the scene,

The next day, you found yourself in the bakery across the street. The aroma of freshly baked bread swarmed the room and blessed your nose. You were picking up some pastries for your co-workers before you headed into the office late. This was a convenient strategy. If you're late, they won't be pissed at you because you had brought them food. Reaching out to get your favorite berry assortment set, a hand reached out for the same thing. Not having it, you snapped your head in their direction to yell at the figure, but only to see the same handsome man from the day before.

You tried to speak, but no words came out of your mouth. Agaped, you watched his face recognize you as well. He smirked at you knowingly. Confused on whether or not he was mocking you or not, you snatched what you wanted and left the building after hurrying to pay everything. The moment you exited the store, you heard footsteps behind you.

Not knowing why he was trailing you closely, you ran to your car and tried to get in as soon as possible. Shit! Why does it have to be him again. I didn't do my eyebrows today. When you pulled the door handle, you realized that it was locked. Cursing to yourself, you fumbled for your keys. It's not like you felt threatened, you were just horribly embarrassed and didn't want to encounter him.

Right before you were about to successfully open the door and retreat, an arm slammed onto the window from beside you, stopping you from opening it further. You looked up. It was him again. HOLY CHRIST. HE'S REALLY MAD BECAUSE I DIDN”T DO MY EYEBROWS. You gave him a sheepish look and he smiled at you. He thought you were adorable.

"You... beautiful?" He said and asked at the same time in your language. He was so proud of himself too that you couldn't tell if he was being serious or not.

"Uh. Yes." you answered.

"Thank you." he replied.

Little did you know that he was just spitting out any words he knew in your language.

Confused, you smiled at him awkwardly. You both stood there trying to think of what to say. Suddenly, he took out his phone and typed something furiously. After a few moments of him scrunching his eyebrows and deleted words, he showed you his screen and it was a translator that read, "My name is Eunwoo. What you?"

As you kept reading the screen over and over again, trying to register the meaning, he studied you closely. No doubt you were perplexed and was thinking strongly. It was cute how focused you were mouthing the words over and over again.

"(Y/N)!" You blurted when you realized the meaning. You caught him staring at you and he looked away and blushed.

"(Y/N)," he repeated. He smiled.

You got home late, again. Work was super exhausting and time-consuming ever since you got promoted. You quickly showered and rushed to open your computer to see 15 unopened messages from your foreign boyfriend.

HIM: Yo I just got home. from promotions. Hallo HALLO babeeeeee bABE BAB imbored i a m b o r e d look at your messages omg are you dead???? did you get kidnapped??? no youre too strong and short for that. you would just duck under their arms LOL m kidding you arent short pls answer i was kidding hellooooo

You rolled your eyes, but chuckled in amusement. Clearing your throat you clicked the "Video Call" button and waited for the clingy mess to pick up.

The moment he picked up, you melted seeing his bare face and his glasses.

"Awh babe, did you miss me?" You cooed, trying to make him mad.

"No, actually. Moonbin was talking to me this entire time," he huffed.

"THAT'S A LIE. HE'S BEEN WHINING ABOUT YOU FOR THE PAST HOUR!" shouted Moonbin from the background.

"Ah. I see," you said as you exhaled. You wiggled your brows at him while he turned his head around around, out of frame, to hunt Moonbin down. You laughed upon seeing his flustered face.

You've been learning English and Eunwoo has been learning your language as well. Being in a long distance relationship wasn't that hard, but the only thing that really seemed to be a struggle was the language barrier.

"You're so cute when you're mad," you teased playfully. The moment you said that, he dropped his attitude and started talking to you normally, forgetting about what just happened. You laughed at his stubbornness and proceeded to make conversation.

After conversing for awhile, he suddenly brought up something. "Hey remember when we met?"

"Oh yeah, in the grocery store?" You recalled.

"I think this is a good moment to tell you," he murmured unsurely.

"What?" You reply, deeply confused and slightly worried.

"I actually cursed at you when you bumped into me," Eunwoo said sheepishly.

You stared at him blankly. Memories flooded in, and then you realized why he was so confused when you guys met.

"Oh.." You responded. Then all of the sudden, you burst into laughter.

Blinking at you, he asked, "What? Aren't you a little bit mad?"

You wiped a small tear from your eye and hooted in more laughter, "I thought you complimented me, that's what made me like you in the first place."

Realizing the situation, Eunwoo began to laugh with you as well. The both of your laughters dissolved into the air as you two spent the rest of the night chatting and giggling together.

(author's note: I actually had my older sister write this chapter for me since I was busy but I ended up having to heavily edit it anyways so I practically wrote it smh)

(sister's note: HEY YALL. wassup its yo gurl. Becky doesn't even let me follow her blog,,,,,, I DONT EVEN KNOW HER BLOGS NAME. but i hope you guys enjoyed this. request for me again if you like it ok bye.)

(author's 2nd note because one just isn't enough: btw guys she's in 11th grade and the story was filled with typos like "panguage" instead of "language." aside from her horrible writing skills and weak grammar/vocabulary, i guess it's pretty funny. ok pls don't request from her it's basically just me teaching her how to properly write. mkay bye)

(sister's 2nd note: I BUSTED MY MIDDLE FINGER SO I CAN'T TYPE PROPERLY. ok bye for realzies)

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