idea: rank the top 3 most spankable butts in bangtan, yeehaw 🙊🤔😉
You know me too well, Caro fhadhfadh I looked at so many butt pics now that I am dizzy FJADJF my ranking is under the cut 👀
Kooboo
the roundest buttocks, phat ass & skinny waist it’s a dangerous combination, koo’s a painslut so he’ll like getting spanked, it’s either really firm because he works out or really jiggly because relaxed muscles are naturally jiggly, dear lord huge thighs to go with the ass, would be a whiney babyboy
Spankability: 10/10
Hobibobi
cute butt, knows how to stick his ass out, he’ll probably make cute sounds when you spank him, flexible which is impressive, he misses the phatness though so point deduction for that
Spankability: 7/10
Joonboon
had a cute pancake butt once but it’s gotten bigger, i stan this energy, looks best in shorts good lord, huge thighs which you can grab after a spank, i’d honestly prefer playing with his thighs though so point deduction for that
Spankability: 8/10
Jinniebinnie
i miss him :(, there are barely any butt pics of him rip, a cute ass, looks amazing in slacks, bonus points because he’ll enjoy getting spanked, it’s about the mindset with him, he's into spanks, misses the phatness so point deduction for that
Spankability: 6/10
Jiminiebiminie
*barks*, huge, phat, is it even real?, huge thighs to go with it, has that flexibility so you can spank him in peculiar positions, he’s into leather & latex so imagine that texture when you spank him, would be vocal af, a total brat so you can spank him harder, i don’t need to say more
Spankability: 10/10
Yoongiboongi
a feast for the eyes, *vibrates on the spot*, bubble butt, peachy, so round, also huge when he is standing normally, in conclusion it’s naturally huge, he loves wiggling it, sticks it out whenever he can, he knows that he has a cute butt, which makes his butt dangerous, he wants to be spanked i said what i said
Spankability: 10/10
Taebae
a tease, phat, the s-line silhouette on this man, ass so huge it looks as if he is always arching his back, ass even huge under a long shirt, so naturally huge, also slapped his own butt on various occasions, in conclusion wants to be spanked
Spankability: 10/10
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does hobi know? that he is so precious to so many people? that he brings so much joy and cheer to the world? that he is a source of comfort to those in pain? that he’s truly one of the kindest and most selfless and most entertaining and most talented people to ever exist? that he truly is our hope? that we truly aim to be his? does he know? that he means the entire world to me and many others?
i sure hope he does.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOBIBOBI, OUR SUNSHINE ON THE DARKEST NIGHTS, OUR GOOD PURE BOY, I HOPE YOUR DAY IS GREAT!!!!!!
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