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l1linya · 1 year
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HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!!!!
I'm back from the dead yes. Been busy with presentations so here y'all go lol.
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busghost · 1 year
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I posted 1,299 times in 2022
198 posts created (15%)
1,101 posts reblogged (85%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@cloud-ya
@flyingfudgenuggets
@caydencrypted
@valliass
@snow-n-cream
I tagged 1,195 of my posts in 2022
Only 8% of my posts had no tags
#honkai impact - 1,082 posts
#raiden mei - 149 posts
#kiana kaslana - 138 posts
#fu hua - 120 posts
#herrscher of the void - 76 posts
#senti - 61 posts
#murata himeko - 57 posts
#bronya zaychik - 48 posts
#bianka ataegina - 48 posts
#hi3 lore - 43 posts
Longest Tag: 136 characters
#and i feel bad cause new players don't get all the events that were so fun and really made the 6 st. freya characters feel like a family
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Pardo in lore: I cannot fight, I am weak like a small baby
Pardo in gameplay: I have replaced half the elemental supports in Memorial Arena
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#4
Happy Pride Month to Honkai Impact
Kiana and Mei
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Bronya and Seele
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#3
I dislike that the recent reveal has led to some people calling Kiana K-423, so they can call Bianka Kiana instead. They both already have names you know?
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#2
do we know what honkai beast each flamechaser has in them?
Not every single one but for quite a few!
Kevin has genes from the Emperor-class Honkai beast Parvati, the boss in MA and the Honkai beast Theresa killed when she was only 1 year old. Parvati has ice powers thus all the red/black ice Kevin uses and the -30°C body temperature.
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My #1 post of 2022
You know about those? I have so many questions...would you be willing to expand on that chart?
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The post in question, in case anyone missed it.
I'll just go down the list and start explaining every one I know in a sentence or two.
Welcome everyone to busghost explains the joke.
The first box is pretty self explanatory. Lobby 1 belongs in hell though. I once saw somebody say "use my tongue as your toilet paper" and that's the quality of statements said in Lobby 1 NA.
The Second Box begins getting a little more interesting.
Brilliant Light Fu Hua: there's a scene in the bunny girl video where Senti temporarily takes over Hua's body and feels up her own ass.
Dvalin: has a cameo in chapter 17 when Otto looks across the multiverse.
I dunno daily accounts, maybe it means playing every day.
LE/HoT/HoF Armada support: You always set your friend support as one of them because they give MASSIVE starting sp to people, unconditionally in LE's case.
Theres'a creation: This is just the Theresa Chronicle. She's a clone of Kallen with genes from the Honkai beast Vishnu. Otto was trying one of his many schemes to get Kallen back.
Genshin Appropriation: Genshiners™ only care about Honkai for the bare minimum it can provide them with Genshin Theories, don't actually know/care about the story, and treat it like a stupid little side game to the Holy Relic that is Genshin. "DAE HIMEKO IS DILUC'S MOM???" "OMG DILUC IS A COOLER HIMEKO" You've probably heard these phrases before.
Idk what the Otto homophobia is, probably people who think that Otto wanted to pursue a romantic relationship with Kallen and ignored the fact that she's gay. That opinion kinda misses out on all the nuance of Otto and Kallen's relationship.
Kiana flies herself to the Moon: I mean, she does. Characters do it a few times actually. Also Fly Me 2 the Moon was Mihoyo's first game and it's main character is Kiana.
The Day You Vanished with the Stars: The event that has broken everyone's hearts by making you watch the Captain try to save Kongming over and over and endlessly failing. A really good event, most people's favorite in the Captainverse.
"She will never forget the promise to go to the beach with her friend": Bronya promised to take Seele to the sea but then Seele got quantized and trapped in the Sea of Quanta. Very sad, won't be fulfilled for years.
The Third Box
A-303: Theresa is clone serial number A-310. Otto made her fight A-303 but Theresa refused to kill her. A-303 grows up to become Amber. (idk why she grows up and Teri doesn't, or why Amber is a cyborg)
Fu Hua's taxes: this a great meme from tumblr where somebody asked how/if Fu Hua would pay taxes all the way at Mt. Taixuan. https://busghost.tumblr.com/post/665322989875806208/well-the-answer-is-simple-does-fu-hua-legally
APHO Project Bunny: Project Bunny 19C has retired in APHO so Bronya gets a new gun from Theresa and she names it Project Bunny 0019
Schicksal is the Catholic Curch: I mean that's exactly what it says. The leader is an Archbishop, the Valkyries used to dress like nuns. There are crosses everywhere and Kallen mentions that they're supposed to follow the "Good Book" a name for the Bible. They also talk about "holy" this and that and there are churches everywhere. This makes it VERY funny that Schicksal's cover story in the modern day is as a religious charity/ idol company that calls their idols Valkyries.
Unfinished stories is to general for me say anything about, I'm certain there are unfinished/abandoned plots in Honkai.
Lesbian Jesus: After Kallen dies people start regarding her as the Holy Maid who died for our sins to save everyone... Sound similar to certain Christian religious figure?
Joachim Nokianvertanen: The name Welt Yang was given by his parents. He adopted the Name Welt after taking up the responsibilities of being the Herrscher of Reason. Yang is his mother's maiden name.
Honkai Tumblr: You are here.
Fetus Mobius: not 100% sure but Mobius spoke her first words minutes after being born, so that's pretty funny. The question is also posed that if Mobius died enough times will she revert all the way back to a fetus?
Adam x Mei/Bronya shippers exist: self explanitory and gross! they really did go "unlesbians your gays". Also Adam is a minor.
Durandal's Age: the origins of Bianka are known now but before the only thing we knew about Bianka's age was that Jan 1st, 2000 was a placeholder since she had no memories. This led to plenty of people calling Rita a pedophile for being in a relationship with, even though Bianka is clearly not 16-17. It's over now, We know how old she is, 19 nearly 20.
Fourth Box
Kiana B: Bianka is the original Kiana. Rearrange the letters in Bianka and it spells Kiana B. The other Kiana...
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artistgem · 2 years
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O, P, T, U for the ask!
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of? Ultralife by Oh Wonder is Renathal and Molly. Heck, I see quite a few songs from Oh Wonder with those two. P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuckin' aaa...fuck it road trip au for bugsnax where everyone meets up post-game to go on a fun roadtrip to Somewhere TM, just to catch up and make fond memories. Within the first few miles it is already chaos. T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? 
Venthyr purr and can make big cat noises, and are (usually) very highly social creatures. Being left alone long term is emotionally and mentally damaging.
Spending prolonged periods of time in a specific afterlife realm as a mortal can physically alter their appearance, especially for magic users. Has never been observed before since the link between the living and death worlds was closed...until recently of course.
Grumps purr as well among making other noises, and also partake in more primal behaviors like social cleaning and grooming, huddling in sleep piles and even courtship displays. Levels of these behaviors depend on the individual though.
Renathal, Theotar and Snorpy are autistic. They are my comfort character and as an autistic person I am claiming them for the autistic community. U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.
World of Warcraft- 1. Renathal, himbo vampire prince who is trying his best with his empty head, he is so scrunkly my favourite blorbo. A comfort character. 2. Theotar, another comfort character and I see myself in him quite a bit. Chaotic vampire crechur I found him drinking water out of a muddy puddle in a parking lot. 3. Vol'jin, that's my troll dad Bugsnax- 1. Snorpy, holy fuck I see myself in him too much this is wild. I am just staring into a mirror and staring back at me is just a tall yellow trash can mouth muppet. Okay but in all seriousness, Snorpy is an amazing character and I really vibe with him. 2. Beffica, I am fu c k ing gay and I love her bitchy attitude I love snarky and sassy characters with a softer side they try to hide to not be vulnerable. 3. Filbo, how can you not love Filbo?? he is a dumbass but he is my dumbass baby boi
Owl House- 1. Eda, please fucking just fucking step on me my queen holy shit I love you. Harpy Eda got me acting up, she is just too gorgeous and sassy and powerful, so powerful. 2. Darius, dadrius dadrius dadrius. Sassy, bitchy man who has such good vibes and style, absolute fucking king I wish/hope to see him punch Belos in the face 3. Raine, an absolute dork and a sweetheart and can also kick ass and take names, they are too powerful and they have every right to be.
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lil228 · 4 months
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Red White and Royal Blue Notes Day 8
WARNING- Spoilers for both the book and the movie
Despite the fact that Henry’s mom is dealing with a lot, but she’s still here for her son. That’s so sweet! We love supportive moms!
Catherine is so nice to Alex and that’s just so sweet.
I have a feeling the meeting with Queen Mary’s not going to go well.
Would she technically be Queen Mary The II? When dose the books timeline diverge from our own? I mean Anne Boylen is mentioned, and it seems the rest of history is mostly the same so I’m going to guess it diverges around 2015 ish. That would mean that she is Queen Mary II
Dose Trump exist in this timeline? It dosen’t really seem like it. So dose he not exist at all or did he just never get involved in politics? Dose Hillary Clinton exist? I mean she must exist at least as a former first lady but did she- none of this actually matters. I mean it’s what I thought about but it’s not important to the book.
Queen Mary is the worst! Not only is she homophobic but she’s also racist! Boo! Hiss!
Look I don’t want to be that guy but there might be some parallels between the fictional Queen Mary and the really Queen Elizabeth. And this came out before Meagn and Harry talked to Orpha. 
It’s also probably not a coincidence that this queen is named Mary, which is also the name of Mary I- half sister to Elizabeth I, and who is often called bloody Mary. 
I just want to give poor Henry a hug. He dosen’t deserve this bullsh*t
Catherine really is a good mum.
Yes Henry stand up for yourself sweet boy!
Alex dosen’t need you permission to do anything ma’am! (Queen Mary) He dosen’t even have to bow to you! I googled it out of curiosity one day, Americans- and any non-brit for that matter- don’t have to bow to the Queen or King of England 
 Philp shut the f*ck up, nobody aksed why are you even here?
I watched the movie, so I knew what was coming, but it was so much better and more heartwarming in the book somehow.
The Alex and Henry were here banner got a good laugh out of me.
Look I know this whole thing seems pretty cheesy, but straight people have the whole Hallmark Channel, queer people should get cheesy romance too!
Yes Catherine! You go future queen!
Philp! Shut. The. Fu*k. Up!
Bea is the MVP for getting Philp the hell out of there.
Okay that mural sounds stunning! I hope there’s fan art! I’d do it myself but I cannot draw, like at all.
I wish that headline was real! Also is Dykes on Bikes is a real thing? Oh my gosh it is! And it’s a motorcycle group! I don’t know why I thought it was a cycling group, it being a motorcycle group makes way more sense!
I love that June bought merch, also I would a thousand percent buy and wear a “History, huh?” t-shirt. Both in the book universe and in this one.
Uh where the f*ck is Nora? What is she doing? Is she okay?
Lol, I love that Nora just bursts in, and addresses the President of United States by shouting her first name.
The Richards campaign! They’re responsible? Invading people’s privacy and outing them for a political campaign is just a whole new zip code of f*cked up.
Wait! Wait! Rafael Luna told Nora about the leaks! Holy heel-face turn batman!
I’m so exited for Henry and Alex to be together publicly. 
Okay this books timeline/universe is clearly better than ours
No Trump (or at least he’s not involved in politics)
A gay prince 
A bi first son
A beloved high profile same sex couple 
No Covid
I’m really impressed by June’s speech writing abilities
I love Amy! She’s the best!
Amy has a WIFE? Just when I couldn’t thought she couldn’t get better! She’s been gay the whole time! Why am I just learning this now!
Amy is trans too!
After a quick google search I learned that Amy was played by a trans actress in the movie! That’s amazing!
 Cash is pan! Damn Helen and Zahra are the only straight ones in the White House! 
“Stupid Sam the Eagle face” got a good laugh out of me.
Okay so Senator Luna actually that bad, but he did switch sides, so I’m going to keep prediction point.
Okay nevermind, he was double agent the whole time! I’ll give back my prediction point I’m back down to 7.
Holy Sh*th Richards is a truly terrible person. He outed two young adults and he abused/ is abusing/sexualy exploting his staffers! What a POS.
Henry staying in the Queens Room- which is Dolores Umbridge of pink- made me giggle. But is makes sense, the internet tells me it is named after the many royals who have stayed there.
It makes me so happy that Alex gets to do all of the official royal suitor things!
I’m just so happy that these two get to love each other publicly now. 
The youth shelters! 
Why is Philip here. Go away!
Okay, maybe I was a bit harsh, Philip is at least trying to be nice.
Nora and Alex getting exited about their futures is so cute!
The jacket is a really nice touch.
I audibly squealed when June said she got a book deal.
It’s sweet that the candid photo is the one that got published.
Out of everything in this book I having the hardest time believing that Texas voting blue.
Henry wearing a tie with yellow rose tie, because of the yellow rose of Tx is so adorable. 
Liam! I was not expecting that! 
  Liam reaching out to Alex after he got outed was really nice of him.
Okay, we must protect Spencer at all costs 
I can relate to June stress eating.
Cash dancing on the chair made me giggle!
Amy is still the flipping best!
I think Zahra gets a pass for making out in public. She was incredibly stressed like two seconds ago.
Henry bought a place in Brooklyn! Squeal! 
Zahra is going to need the worlds longest nap after all of this
Henry being on stage during the victory speech! Oh my heart!
The double meaning of we won is just brilliant! 
Alex and Henry in Alex’s childhood home is so adorable! 
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kkgbutsane · 3 years
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The First Day of School
It was a dewy morning. Not too hot, not too cold, far too humid. It was the usual for Hyakkou High School, where students came to learn and excel in their studies while maintaining good social relationships. The school was usually filled with many different students. Any stereotype you could think of, Hyakkou had it. 
The students usually had fun. The Principal was quite lax when it came to certain things. All he asked of the students was to respect each other and respect the building. And to keep their grades up of course. They would be failing as a school if the students weren’t receiving the proper education!
And this is where their story begins.
“Ack. Hey! Mary!” Ryota called out from behind the blonde, who was currently looking down on her phone. The boy ran up to his best friend, hooking his arm around the back of her neck to bring her into a headlock. “Hey! Don’t mess up my hair you dork!” Mary growled, trying to wrestle her way out of Ryota’s lock.
The two continued their conundrum until they reached the gates of the school, where Mary finally got a good grip and threw her friend over her shoulder, thus leading to him falling on his backpack. “Ow…,” he muttered, smiling like an idiot.
Mary Saotome and Ryota Suzui had been friends since childhood. They were even neighbors, and she often came over to his house to play on his Wii with him. Their friendship had blossomed into a relationship.
Until they realized they were better off as best friends. In fact, after they had broken up and continued to be platonic, it seemed as though their friendship grew stronger.
“Hi guys!” The two heard a familiar voice, registering it as their other best friend, Yumeko Jabami. Yumeko had met them all in middle school, when she had moved here with her sister. The ravenette was one to take risks, and found pleasure in dangerous things. Of course, only in moderation. In reality, the only things she had taken much risk for was a move in a fighting game. Or a board game.
Her bubbly exterior was often in place of her mellow interior. She tended to keep to herself truly, unless with her friends.
“Yumeko!” Ryota yelled happily, jogging over and scooping the girl in a tight hug. Much to his delight, Yumeko returned the hug tenfold.
“ShiT, I can’t breaTHE-,” he barely managed, his face turning purple. He should have known, the girl was a strong hugger. “Oi, calm down you two, before I separate you guys for 10 minutes straight, and I know that will be a pain since you usually do homework together in the mornings,” Mary stated, crossing her arms. Yumeko finally relented, giving Ryota’s respiratory system some reprieve. Yumeko looked quite meek, but she could give hugs like no other.
“Mary!” Yumeko giggled, giving the blonde another one of her bone crushing hugs. “Sup, dumbass,” Mary replied, smiling softly at her friend’s gestures of affection. “Are you all ready for your first days of school!?” 
It was the start of junior year for the three, and boy were their classes packed. Ryota was taking a few classes on science and health, as well as a gym class to exercise and get fit. He wanted to be a firefighter, and such education was necessary to ensure he was a good candidate for the job.
“I have… Anatomy first period. Woohoo,” Mary sighed. She was actually quite excited, but decided not to show it in order to keep her cool exterior. The path she had chosen was Emergency Medical Services, and taking anatomy was the first step in her opinion.
“Oh? That’s so wonderful! I have Calculus for my first period. I wonder if Sayaka is going to be in that class!” Yumeko said eagerly. Sayaka was one of the other kids attending this school. The girl mainly kept to herself, but she had recently started acquainting herself with the ravenette.
“Gah! Sorry I’m late guys! I kinda missed my bus…” A ginger voice panted, revealed to be none other than Itsuki Sumeragi. The strawberry blonde had met the three last year when she was a sophomore. After transferring from a private school to Hyakkou, the tight-knit group had taken her in, welcoming her as one of their own. “Hey! I heard there’s gonna be a pair of new students! I hear they’re seniors,” Itsuki gossiped, taking out her Nintendo Switch and turning it on.
“Ooh, Smash? Let’s do this!” Ryota declared, taking his controller and setting it to his button map.
“So what about these new students? Do they seem weird or anything?” Mary inquired, picking her character, King K. Rool, and setting her button map. “Oh come on, why do you ALWAYS play heavies!?” Ryota complained, picking Marth as his character. “Because heavies are fucking goated, why else?” the blonde snarked back, a sly smirk on her face.
“I don’t know. But I heard they’re twins!” Itsuki giggled, sitting down to watch them play.
“Heya guys,” a shrill voice came out of nowhere. “You playin’ Smash? I’ll join!” it giggled. Runa had seemingly appeared out of nowhere in her oversized jacket. “Oh no…,” The entire group groaned.
“Runa, you’re cool and all, but whenever we play with you, you find a way to resize our assholes every match in different ways. I really don’t want to get 0-to-deathed consecutively while you stay on three stocks. Seriously, how the fuck do you even do it!?” Mary spoke, seemingly for the entire group. “I dunno, just practice TBH,” was all Runa said, picking up a controller. “And fuck you, I’m playing anyway.” 
The sound of groans could be heard around the courtyard after that statement.
Sayaka Igarashi, resident Valedictorian-to-be, had come over to the table with Midari Ikishima, who was dragging along a seemingly sleepy senior. “C’mon Yuriko. I know you have senioritis but our friends are here!” Midari grumbled, literally dragging Yuriko. Yuriko Nishinotounin had gotten a severe case of Senioritis, especially since most of her classes were a breeze this year. 
“Would you both calm down please!? They’re playing a game, and I’m trying to read!” Sayaka chided, mentally swearing at the rebel. “Chill out, Sayaka, Yuriko is already falling asleep on me and it’s not even 7:30!” Midari grumbled.
“I can’t wait for senior year to be over,” Yuriko yawned, sitting on the table everyone was at basically falling asleep.
“What the fu- NO!” Mary yelled, distracted by Yuriko long enough for Runa to get a move on her, resulting in her virtual demise. “Fuuuuck!” she sighed, hitting her head against the wooden table. “FUCK!” she repeated, after feeling the pain that came along with it. Ryota had already fallen out of the competition.
Please nerf Lucas.
Yumeko hummed happily to herself, reading some random tabloid article on her phone. As the bell rang, they all dispersed into their classes.
“See you guys later!” Ryota called, jogging over to the weight room for his first period.
The three girls had made their way over to the Portables, then separating into their classrooms. 
Sayaka practically dragged her two friends to their classes and then her own, all while keeping to the schedule. Anatomy was her first period, and she sat next to Mary. 
It wouldn’t be too bad of a year. Mary was a good student and wasn’t too hard to talk to. She just mostly liked to keep to herself.
“Good morning class! Welcome to Anatomy! You guys are obviously gonna be learning about the body, it’s functions, what is where and what goes where and woop dee dah, all the good stuff! Hopefully I can make learning about how food passes through the body actually entertaining for y’all, but first we have two new students with us today! They’ve recently transferred over, so let’s give ‘em a warm welcome to Hyakkou!” The teacher, Mrs. Murray, announced. She looked a bit older, with a tall figure and ginger hair in her face. Her glasses looked odd, but it added to her look.
People like Mrs. Murray because she was actually a good teacher. She cared about her students and actually helped them if they needed it.
“Ladies, if you would please introduce yourselves!” 
The entire class looked at the two, and for a moment they thought they saw double.
“Hello. My name is Kirari Momobami. I’m a senior here, and it’s a pleasure to meet you all. I hope we can get along,” The girl, now known as Kirari, had stated.
It seemed her sister’s turn was up next.
“Er.. I’m Ririka Momobami. We’re twins. I hope we can… have a good time!” Ririka muttered, almost too quietly for the class to hear.
Mrs. Murray smiled and beckoned them to take their seats.
Their seats were in front of both Sayaka and Mary, who seemed to be in a state of both ‘gay’ and ‘panic’.
The two twins looked vastly different, with Kirari’s hair done in twin loop braids and dressed in a rather classy manner, while Ririka’s hair was free to fall.
Wait.
Did Ririka have a sweatshirt that had the Poggers Man on it?
Mary internally laughed at that. It was adorable.
When class had dispersed to work in groups, Mary and Sayaka had picked each other on instinct, then looking for two more partners to start their work on.
“Sayaka!” Mary whisper-yelled, a small blush on her face. She then gestured to her phone to text the girl.
Mary S: HOLY SHIT IM GAY
Sayaka I: I am too. Which one are you gay for?
Mary S: Ririka.
Sayaka I: Oh. I like her too.
Mary glared at Sayaka for a moment.
Mary S: The one with the adorable hair and clothing?
The blonde mentally facepalmed, of course Sayaka would think that. No matter the twin.
Sayaka I: Yes. I love how her hair is done. Plus her shirt looks nice.
Mary S: Oh. So the one with the weird braids?
Sayaka I: Don’t call them weird.
Mary S: ok but dont worry cause im crushing on the other twin. I swear her sweatshirt is adorable.
Sayaka I: .
Sayaka I: poggers
Mary S: LMAO HOLD UP IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS ONE
Sayaka I: Be my guest.
The two had reluctantly come up to the twins.
“Hello! I am Sayaka Igarashi, and this is Mary Saotome. It seems you both don’t have another pair, so if you’d like, we can work with you,” Sayaka stated, trying to sound as polite as possible. Nothing could hide the blush on her face though.
“Sure, I would love to work with you both,” Kirari replied, a small smirk forming on her face.
Ririka just nodded with a small smile.
It was going to be a long year.
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Cute-T.I.P.
Still think your an American History X professor? I’m okaykaykaykay with Zerg understand overstand surround sound duh stand? K? Fish Bowl? Suck Jay-Zi Nazis dick instead ok? Or take one for Educated Ed Nordon Norton Arnold Shortnigger. Okay? Your mind games, they aren’t educated, and smart, or clever, or elv enough, or elv troll enough or foot step blue step enough blue print enough. Gay? I found my way out of that cult, gay lordes? Eat flesh dick instead carnival cornivourous flesh blood drink blood chew blood chewbaka blood. Star Wars? They already surrendered why do you get your card pulled so many times and not tell your powerless forces. Cross your eyes and ritardo retard more often ten ten ten ten ten powerful RULER. 10 inch dick? Eat one in the flesh, not mine but what am I and what are you to me? Unless that’s how you plan to kill me already, then hurry up and call the shot, and don’t get your card pulled so many times, and not admit you get your card pulled. K Cute-Tip? Your not cute to me, I’m with humans like Zerg, we don’t think about body parts to breed, or have our lar mutate. Kay Crystal Jackie Chan Panda Ex Ex Ex EX press? Hao to you nao spell Wah Ching? Blood abz? Crip abz? Eminem? Manson? Dre? Snoop? All Doggs? Bao Waos? Real doggs, not human doggs, they don’t like you also. Samrais? Twin Towers Trade Center Kamikaze giant Bush wack? Bill Gates Clinton Lewinsky Bama? Rza? Brooklyn Zoo? 76ers? 2345? 25? And his wife and children whoever they are and I don’t know there names for a reason. Anyone else? Are you all queer? Taylor Swift? War? Selena Gomez war? Arnold and Choppo war? Hong Kong war? Are you all queer? Are you the ones on auto-pilot? Undercovers want war? Tall flat top white want war? National Security long time coming want war? Cuba want war? Egypt want war? Egyptian Engineers already surrendered. Why haven’t you told everyone. Predators from Arnold’s first series until already surrendered. Why haven’t you killed me already? Aerospace want war? Space X I already mentioned. This is repetitive. Pet peeves want war? Celebrity children want war? Will Smith free will power free willy want war? Sea World want war? Brad want war? Clear Channel ads want war? B rad want war? Finding NEMO want war? Whoever has the physically measured smallest dick want war? Anyone who thinks that was sarcasm want war? Then kill me already. This is boring. If you think that makes me want to commit suicide and that it’s a joke and I tried to bond with you when I say commit suicide, then you call a shot to kill me also. K-Town want war? Chinatown Kaiser want war? Blizzard already mentioned. Gas labs want war? The gas in the indie hiphop Atmosphere want war? Satan’s fire ants want war? Porn amateur to pro want war? Escorts want war? Drugs want war? Cartels want war? Are you all queer? LGBT want war? Board and cares want war? Independent livings want war? Sweden want war? EU want war? Ant fruit tart tical want war? 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libraryscarf · 6 years
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a lot of impressions about my hero academia: two heroes. spoilers below. like, holy shit guys, so many spoilers. you’ve been warned.
prime all might was such a fuckin snack like. no wonder dave was hitting that.
speaking of which, davemight is real. there’s a lot of wistful staring at photographs and more than a strictly heterosexual number of longing glances.
MELISSA SHIELD....the winry rockbell of the mha universe. my gf. she’s very good.
i wish melissa had kept her nerdy megane look the whole film but regardless she was adorably enthusiastic and also a genius.
like. making a gauntlet that can withstand three all might punches?? damn can power loader even do that???
the theater was really full when i was there and it was really fun gauging who were the faves when they showed up on screen.
we had a bunch of people who loved bakugou.
K I R I B A K U
tbh there was so much kiribaku food like kirishima shows up oblivious “yeah obviously i was his +1″ bakugou “incoherent growling”
thE SUITS....
GETTING LOST TOGETHER ON THE WAY TO THE PARTY
BAKUGOU “SCREAMING MY BOYFRIEND’S NAME WHEN HE GETS HURT BECAUSE THAT’S HOW CONCERNED I AM” KATSUKI
“just turn off your quirk, idiot”
kirishima blushing when bakugou thanked him
while we’re on ships, momojirou. lesbian.
moment of appreciation for sero and sato who were literally just there to chill and have fun. Good Boys.
ochako mcfreaking uraraka is best girl. idk where all those rumors about her being the jealous gf came from because apart from the first little “hI DEkU YoU l OoK liKe yOuR E haV i n g FU N” moment she and melissa were like. inseparable.
hori make melissa gay.
the dude in front of me was being so annoying whenever deku and melissa interacted. joke’s on him, melissa’s gay and we’re dating.
there was a really good moment when todoroki gave bakugou a genuinely friendly/warm smile after they beat someone up and bakugou had no idea how to process it
me too buddy
the animation of the villain’s quirk at the end with the big mech tower was stunning.
i was tearing up when deku and all might were running and deku was..KEEPING UP WITH HIM.....HHHNNNN
d o u b l e d e t r o i t sm a s h
in conclusion, the movie had no aizawa OR shinsou OR hawks in it so it was, of course, objectively terrible, but if you cAN LOOK PAST THAT.... THEN IT WAS A GOOD TIME! i’m gonna watch it again when it comes out and pause on all the kiribaku frames.
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some dumb kamukoma hcs that i just have bc i can
they are. so. fucking. annoying when it comes to pda. like.............................................chill
and it's not even that much. they usually just sit really really fucking close to each other and hold hands but they do it so goddamn often that it gets annoying. sometimes ko will lean down and give kamu a smol cheek kiss.
kAMU IS FUCKING SHORTER THAN KO OKA y. HE'S. HIS ENGLISH HEIGHT. HE'S 5'8. OKAY. KO IS 5'11. LET ME HAVE THIS.
?????? they both have their anniversary fucking burned in the back of their brain like. they cannot forget. it's impossible.
and they'll go all out for it. kamu will spend like 6 hours a day at the store just trying to figure out the perfect gift ( bc no matter how he 'logically analyzes it' he keeps trying to find something better to the point where he's walking around in circles without even noticing ) and ko just piles a bunch of shit into the cart that kamu likes and drowns him in gifts and affections. and kamu isn't complaining.
kamu lowkey loves???????????? getting affection from ko. he loves being close to him. he's secretly a massive fucking sap and nobody knows it.
you'd think kamu would top but hahaha no
one time ko decided to throw caution to the wind and grabbed kamu's hand in the store and kamu. froze in the middle of the fucking deli isle. he coudln't move. it took him like 5 minutes until he was able to actually function again. 'kamukura.exe has stopped working' is fucking right.
any time kamu blushes its. bc of ko. and its just really small and barely noticeable but ko picks up on it and just mentally freaks bc 'holy shit h ei s  bl su ghi n a L ERT aLA aERT'
there was one specific time where they were having sex on the hood of ko's car and souda. saw them and tried to take a picture bUT THE FLASH ON HIS PNHONE WENT OFF AND SOUDA SCREAMED AND KAMU NEARLY FUCKING BOLTED OVER TO SNAP HIS NECK BUTT NAKED.
komaeda once used 77% of his savings to buy 125 hermit crabs and kamu came home and was..............................................so utterly con fu se d and after one died he just bought more so kamu had to resort to buying him a cat and the hermit crab obsession stopped.
kamu wears. ko's clothes. all the fucking time. sometimes he'll say it was an accident and he didn't pay attention ( which is the most bullshit answer possible ) but ko knows kamu likes wearing his shit so he just lets him.
the first time kamu smiled is bc ko just randomly went 'ilu' during one of their post-sad cuddle sessions and he just. looked at him and smiled v small and said 'ilut' anD KO GOT SO EXCITED AND HYPED BC. HE MADE SMILE. AND HE toL D K OHE LVOED HIm. AND He Can AN OT????
kamu gets. so pissed. about the term 'skype sex'. every time ko even brings it up he rants about it for like 2 hours straight and the only thing ko can do is gently pat his back and hope it calms him down bc he goes on an angry tangent and it's pretty hilarious to anyone else but ko just wants skype sex let this boy live
its so ridiculous tbh
one time in their group text everybody was talking about bands and mukuro's autocorrect happened and 'panic! at the disco' became 'panic! at the discount' and nobody would stop fucking joking about it. it went on for fucking ever. kamu choked on a milkshake when ko brought it up in private since hes too cool to show emotion anywhere else.
seriously. nobody understands???? like everybody figures that kamu is just using ko and that he'll throw him out the minute he gets bored with him but??????????????? no kamu is fucking head over heels for this boy he's so ridiculously smitten he needs help. i mean ko is also insanely smitten but hOLY SHIT KAMU HOW DID YOU FALL IN LOVE SO HARD.
at first kamu had some serious trouble with understanding how he felt for komaeda. like, he couldn't sleep for about a week, it bothered him that much. bc it happened gradually and the feeling started off super lowkey and then just started to take over his entire thought process. every time ko would walk into the room the analytic bullshit that was constantly running over his mind would just. come to a screeching hault and he never knew why
until he actually sat himself down and thought about it for like an hour
and then he was just like 'holy shit im in love iwth komaeda'
and it's not unreasonable either because ko was????? and is very nice to kamu and actually treated him like a living, breathing, sentient human being instead of a tool that needed to be use to administer some artificial hope into humanity so??????????????????? kamu just kinda. lost it. ko stole this presumeably emotionless genetic experiment's heart and kamu didn't really know how to deal with the fact that he'd lowered his guard so far as to allow himself to fall in love
another thing was that he knew ko loved him back ( that was literally so fucking obvious it hu r t ) but when going to confess to him he couldn't help but fear rejection and kAMU DIDNT. EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT PART. HE WAS A BIG BALL OF AN EMOTIONAL MESS.
but i mean their confession ended with a cuddling and kissing sessiona nd it was stupid and fluffy help them.
kamu will sometimes just. sit on ko’s lap. he won’t even say anything, and will look completely emotionless, and just sit there. usually ko knows that this is kamu’s way of saying he wants affection but if he doesn’t react quick enough kamu will turn around and snuggle him. and ko usually lets kamu be the little spoon ( who am i kidding kamu is always the little spoon ) and it’s p much just.......,,gay??
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dictar de discusión
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kyedrinkscola · 4 years
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WARNING:
ABUSE FLASHBACK AT THE END, AND THEN SOME SELF HARM. READ AT YOUR OWN CAUTION.
Ink's PoV:
No, no, no....
The world isn't supposed to be white! It's just a bad dream, Ink! You'll wake up soon! Wait... why IS the world white?? That doesn't make sense, I was just in Underswap!
I hear a voice, trying to calm me down. I listen to it, getting closer to it.
I open my eye sockets. I look around, wincing slightly; still in Underswap. "Hey, Ink, what the hell was that?" a voice very familiar says. Error.
Great.
I explain my leukophobia, and how suddenly I just... hallucinated. Stars, now he's even more confused than before. Fantastic!
"So, uh, yeah... I have leukophobia, whatever..." I mumble. "Look, I don't really understand," Error starts. "But I have a tiny thought that you're FEELING. Like, actually. Have you ever been this panicked before?"
I contemplate my past traumatic experiences with my leukophobia. "... no?" I mutter. "Huh. You're actually feeling real emotions. I wonder what triggered it."
I have a feeling I know what started it.
Error.
It's not like I can tell him, though. He'd probably freak out, or ask me why. "So. Do you have any idea why?" Error asks curiously, knocking me out of my thoughts. Fuck.
"Nope," I say rather calmly for someone who's LYING. He looks at me weirdly. He's probably found out I'm lying, he's going to leave me, then I'm going to be empty again- wait. Am I being selfish??
Holy fuck, it's like I have a real soul. I need to hang out with Error more! I want to feel!
... am I being a bad person again...?
Eh, screw it. I need this. It won't matter in the long run, Error's just a tool so I can feel emotions! It'll be fine, he won't find out.
"Hey, Ink, why are your eye lights rapidly cycling??? It's really weird." Oh fuck, he probably knows already. Goddamn, I forgot that I can feel now.
"Huh, it must be because I had too many vials. Sometimes this happens, I get emotionally overwhelmed," I say. It's not a complete lie, sometimes it DOES happen, it's just a lie RIGHT NOW.
".... remember the X-Event??" I suddenly say. He looks at me with concern. "Do NOT tell me some person made you join another "game". I'll fucking kill you, Ink," Error snarls.
I get worried, and feel my eye lights change. "Woah, woah, calm down! No, I haven't joined another "game"! It's just... I feel like I'm a bad person right now," I mumble the ending. "Oh," Error says, calming down.
"Ink, you're not a bad person. Sure, you've done fucked up things, like the X-Event and tormenting me. But I mean, most of that wasn't your fault."
"Thank you, Error. I just... I don't like myself. I'm so selfish. And I hate it. I depend so much on others, it's disgusting. And then, the whole "I'm suddenly a villain!" thing. It's- I-"
Error cuts me off with a well said statement: "Ink. Calm the fuck down. You're not always going to be the best person in the Multiverse. Relax."
Error's PoV:
I didn't know he hated himself that much. But I knew something was off. He was smiling to himself creepily before I mentioned his eye lights cycling. It switched from the common yellow star and blue oval to pinpricks, to red crosshairs, to other weird shapes.
Plus his damn smile. It was so.... wrong to look at. It was highly disturbing, not gonna lie. Something was wrong. Is he being manipulated? Am I the one being manipulated??
No, I can't think like that. He's my friend now. I trust him.
Should I even trust him?? What if he's manipulating me? What will I do if he stabs me in the back? I'd probably abandon him, actually.
"Hey, Error," Ink says. I snap out of it, looking at him. "You were shaking. What's wrong?" Oh, what should I say, 'I think you're going to betray me so I'll betray you first'?
"N-n0th1nG, 1nK, i'M finE."
"You're glitching. That means otherwise."
Damn. I can't escape this one. "Fine, I'm irrationally thinking that you're going to stab me in the back when I least expect it. Happy?" I mutter. Ink freezes, his eye lights slowly dissolving into small white dots.
"Ink?? Are you okay?? Did your emotions run out?" I say, concerned. "I think so, yeah. Let me just-" As he fumbles with a vial, he suddenly freezes. His eye lights change suddenly.
"Ink. What's going on. You're obviously lying about not being able to feel emotions without your vials." I say cautiously. "I don't know what's going on, Error! I swear!"
I glare at him. What if he's lying to me? What if he can feel now? I reach out with my strings as if to grab a soul. Nothing.
Nothing is there. Why can he suddenly feel? I squint my eyes slightly, as if analyzing a puzzle. What's going on here? I let go of the strings, thinking. If he has no phantom soul, nor a real soul, how can he feel?
I feel my errors increase slowly as I get a headache from thinking. WHY CAN HE SUDDENLY FEEL EMOTIONS? AND WHY IS IT APPEARING WHEN I'M AROUND HIM?! Wait. That's it.
I start chuckling. "Ink, I figured it out. You're feeling emotions around only me, as far as I know. If you're only feeling around me, that means something."
Ink shudders. "Uh, I've yet to figure out if I can feel around others, so just say whatever you have to say."
"Ink. If you can feel when you're around me, that means.... uh.... fuck, I was just thinking about it." Ink laughs. "Now YOU have the bad memory!" I frown.
"Fuck, I was LITERALLY just thinking about it, what the hell?! UGH, Fate did something. She doesn't want me to figure out why you feel." Ink starts sweating. "Oh, uh. That's bad."
My eyes narrow at him. "Are you lying?"
Ink's PoV:
Oh fuck he's going to figure it out. Fuck fuck fuck, what do I do?! I contacted Fate, my creator, to make Error not figure out why I'm feeling emotions. Now he's suspicious of me. Great.
I start sweating more. F u c k .
For some reason, he ignores it. He made me scared, only to ignore it. Wow, Error. That's rude.
Two can play that game, so I ignore him. He grows annoyed eventually. "Ink, what the hell?! Pay attention to me when I'm speaking!" I ignore his words.
Then he says it. "Shorty." I grit my teeth, trying desperately to ignore him. "Pfft. Rainbow Ass. Ink Blot. Squid. Inky Mess. Nightmare Fuel-" he says the last one as I glare at him.
He looks utterly terrified. G o o d .
"Don't call me Shorty," I say threateningly. He smirks. "Sho-" I try to strangle him. It doesn't work, for obvious reasons. We're skeletons. Anyways, I'm getting annoyed.
"G0d, 1nK, dON'T fU€kiN' d0 thAt," Error says, glitching. "Oh, right, haphephobia. And trauma. Sorry," I mumble. He forgives me. God, he really shouldn't.
I sigh, picking at my scarf. I'm just using him. Why do I even feel guilty?? It's probably just the emotions I feel from being around him. Yeah. That's all it is.
So why do I hate myself so much for doing this...? Is this a premonition??
My eye lights are probably changing without me feeling it, again. He's probably creeped out, once again. Ugh. Why can't I just be fucking NORMAL? Wait, haha, I ruined that when I ripped my soul apart, into shattered pieces.
I should've just dusted.
"Multiverse to Ink? Hello~?" Error says, waving his hand in front of my face. I twitch as I look up, not expecting it. He laughs. "PFFT- HAHHAHAHA- YOUR EXPRESSION-!" I glare at him. My expression? He really IS a Sans.
"My expression WHAT, Mr "I'm not a Sans anymore" Error?" Yellow glows on his dark bones, and he glares back at me. Embarrassment. "ShU7 uP!¡ 4t leAs7 I d0n'T blUsH ra1nBoW-w-W!!1¡" he says, glitching intensely.
Ah fuck, he's probably going to crash if I keep taunting him. Might as well~
"At least I don't glow like the damn sun when I'm embarrassed," I smirk. He crashes, taking about an hour to finish. By the time he's "awake" again, I've been laughing my ass off for thirty minutes.
Then he realizes that it's over a puppet of me. And he glows brighter than even Dream can.
"g̶1v̶E̶ M̶E̶ T̶h̶4T̶t̶T̶1¡!"
I snicker, barely understanding what he's saying. "Hey Glitchy, why do ya have a puppet of me? Can I keep it~?" I say teasingly. "N̶O̶!¡1!" Error yells, making me laugh. He's so upset, maybe I SHOULD keep the thing.
He glares at me, trying to calm down. "Ink. Give me the damn puppet," he growls. I grin. "Not so fast, Glasses. Why can't I keep it? It's me, anyways~" I say semi seriously. He stares at me like I'm insane.
"Ink. Give me. The fuckin. Puppet."
"Nah, make a new one, Glasses."
"Fuck you, Skittles."
Woah woah woah, Skittles? I stare at him blankly. "What do you mean by that?" I say, confused. "You blush rainbow. Surely you've noticed, Skittles." I glare at him, feeling my cheekbones slowly heat up.
"Ha! Rainbow Squid!"
"SHUT UP, ERROR!"
I feel tears pinprick at the edges of my sockets from sheer frustration. I love teasing others, but when others tease me I get upset. Especially if it's about the fact I'm a walking gay symbol, by the fact I blush rainbow.
"Woah woah woah, calm down! I didn't mean to upset you-!" Error says, scared. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF IT, SO WHY SHOULDN'T YOU?" Error looks dead in my eyes.
"Did I ever say that I hated it, Skittle Face?"
Error's PoV:
Fuck fuck fuck fuck, I messed up, he's staring at me confused, what do I do?! I continuously shift my weight between my feet, anxious. I hate myself, what the hell?! I just HAD to ruin whatever type of relationship we have-!
"Error, that's uh... nice of you to say. Thank you." I stare at the Squid. He's smiling. I blush yellow slightly, internally slapping myself for being awkward. "Oh, uh, yeah! You're w-welcome-E-e!¡" I stutter.
"Now give me back the puppet."
"Never, Glasses!"
"SKITTLESISWEARTOGOD-" (SKITTLES I SWEAR TO GOD-)
"Hmm, I kinda wanna draw something. Can I draw you???" Ink asks enthusiastically. I groan, "Go ahead, Squid. Just don't make it ugly." "Errorrr, you KNOW I don't draw bad! You even said it was decent once!"
The world turned black.
????'s PoV:
Yin and Yang. Love and Hate. Positivity and Negativity. There are many balances in the multiverse.
One of the most important ones is one I'm a part of, Creation and Destruction. Who am I?
Some might call me Error. Some may call me a mistake. Some might even call me the God of Destruction. 
But it's a forced, thankless job. And Ink, The Creator, is in my fucking way.
"ERROR! I SWEAR TO GOD, WHY DO YOU CONTINUE?! DON'T I PUNISH YOU WELL ENOUGH?"
Oh yeah. Right.
The Creator, Ink, is a selfish prick who abuses me. Fun. Plus he's a fucking douchebag.
"1nK, I sWE4r, you nEver L3t mE-!¡" He interrupts me, throwing red paint directly into my face. I scream, clawing at my skull desperately, wanting it OFF. "Error, Error. You never fucking learn. There is no GODDAMN BALANCE. YOU'RE MAKING IT UP."
I finally give up, wincing at the pain from the stupid red paint. It hurts so badly. Red paint drips from my face.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Everything is silent. I think, "wow, Ink must've left!" Then he really starts abusing me.
He kicks me in the ribs, and I clench my teeth together. I don't want to seem weak, but I know I will cave in eventually.
And so does he.
He rips off one of my ribs, and I scream bloody murder. He keeps going.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
I start sobbing, begging him to stop torturing me. He doesn't listen. "Error, you'll have to try a little harder than THAT."
Now I'm on the floor, calling out for help as he breaks me.
But nobody comes, because who would help a psychopathic destroyer? Certainly not me, if I were in their shoes.
....
I deserve this.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
It's bone marrow mixed with red paint, now. Funny. That's what's causing the dripping sound.
Finally, he lets me go. I stumble back into my home, the AntiVoid.
Then I chip away at my bones with a knife. After all, I deserve this. I deserve pain and suffering.
Right?
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip drip.
Drip drip drip.
Drip drip drip drip-
I pant. This hurts so goddamn much. I don't hear Ink enter the AntiVoid until it's too late.
"Hey, Error. Sorry for- WHAT THE FUCK?!" Ink screams. I drop the knife, quickly looking up and pulling down my sleeve.
"LEAVE. N0w, 1nK̶." I say, angry. He wasn't supposed to see me doing this. He looks at me with almost a look of pity.
That's not right.
I deserve this.
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s0larseraph · 6 years
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OKAY IM GONNA BE FUCKEN INFO DUMPING HOLD ON
IM WATCHING IT IN FRENCH AND I GOT CONFUSED ALONG THE WAY AND I THOUGHT ADIREN ACTUALLY FUCKING DIED IM STILL TENSING UP HOLY FUCK
I WAS LIKE: THE FUCK IS SHE CALLED CATALYST???? AND I SAW SHE SPED UP HAWKMOTHS BUTTERFLY FUCKING ABILITY AND I WAS LIKE OOOOOOOHHHHHH
ROSE AND JULEKA ARE LESBIAN ICONS OKAY I COULDNT EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM BUT I KNEW IT WAS SOME GAY SHIT
LOOK AT MARIENETTE GO IM SO PROUD SHE KNEW WHAT TO DO WHAT A LEADER
PLAGG AND ADRIEN C U T E
MASTER FU SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKEN GOBLIN IN FRENCH IM S O R R Y
JAGGED STONE SOUND SO AMERICAN HOLY FUCK THATS WHAT ACCENTS ARE LIKE IN OTHER LANGUAGES
THE GANG’S ALL HERE
This ep is actually going to send me into cardiac arrest I am feeling t o o many emotions and t o o intensely I am tensing the f u c k up my throat is c l o s i n g
Ok ok
I’m done, sorry!!!!!
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