#holy fuck i’m so attracted to braeden oooooooof put me in a braeden/derek sandwich HHHNGHHHH

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okay, wow. do I have options on... a lot of that.

yes, I agree that it's very in character for Stiles who expects someone who should know basic gun safety to not throw a fucking gun at him.

as much as I love most of the adults, Stiles had no real reason (ie lack of trust) or time to ask them and actually train. (and they — the majority of whom have known for more than literally a few months — didn't offer either.)

Derek or Scott biting Stiles just does not make sense to me in canon. at all. I started rambling about this on another submission before tumblr ate it (what else is new?) but the tl,dr is, Stiles was there for/knows about most of what lead up to the you're not my real alpha moment. he has reasonable issues with loss of control (both from his mom and Peter controlling Scott, later the nogitsune and the dread doctors). asking for the bite from Derek would drive a wedge between Stiles and Scott. Stiles has seen Scott's reaction to people who wanted the bite for 'good' reasons. (good in quotation marks because if Scott went all 'then he's an idiot' at the boy who didn't want to be abused anymore, I doubt he'd agree to bite Stiles just because he wanted it/"to be useful") (also tw and choice in general but that's—)

point is, Stiles already is dangerous. not because he's a hunter/werewolf or has magic. his skills are more in knowledge and using others to get that knowledge or manipulating them with it.

it's not that he doesn't want skills in case he becomes dangerous, it's that, in his experience, everyone in the position to teach/give him those skills has used that position to reach their own goals, something that usually ends up hurting Stiles and/or his friends/family.

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my laundry game was off on monday, so please enjoy some bonus wednesday teen wolf ramblings

5.19 The Beast of Beacon Hills

hmmm maybe we should’ve let scott help, eh boys?

noooooo bby no!!!

OKAY ACTUALLY NO. Fuck this stupid ass “stiles is flaily and drops the gun” dumbass fucking scene. are you serious with this shit? papa stilinski is the fucking sheriff, has been a cop stiles’ whole life. his dad has had his service weapon ON HIM for a huge chunk of stiles’ life. no decent parent who has a gun and a kid in the same house doesn’t teach that kid about guns. stiles would know how to handle a gun. he would know how to unload it, to check the safety. stiles wouldn’t be so suprised by the sight of a pistol that he drops it on the fucking floor. wanna know how stiles would react to guns? read Safety. fucking teen wolf. christ.

well that was gross and unnecessary

theo is the worst. also can we bring back characters i give a shit about, instead of all the gross ones? BRING BACK BOYD AND ERICA oh wait you killed them you assholes. GIVE ME DEREK AND ISAAC AND CORA NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS CRUSTY BITCH

mmm yes big fan of stiles’ outfit yes

oh this bitch i keep forgetting about her. we don’t have time for you, ma’am.

nooooooooooo

holy fuck i’m so attracted to braeden oooooooof put me in a braeden/derek sandwich HHHNGHHHH

bitch why would they help you?!?! the fuck???

oh heyyyyy daddy argent 🔥

WELL THAT’S NOT FUCKING PROMISING