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SMART BOMB

The Completely Unnecessary News Analysis

By Christopher Smart

October 24, 2023

KISS AND TELL — “MR. CLEAN” TAKES SOME SCALPS

Well, he's gone and done it. Utah Sen. Mitt Romney has dropped a biography, “Romney: A Reckoning,” and took some scalps along the way. The genteel Mormon didn't hold back with his disgust of Sens. Josh Hawley and J.D. Vance. As for Vice President “Kiss Up” Mike Pence, Mitt didn't mince words: “No one was more willing to ascribe God’s will do things that were ungodly (read Donald Trump).” But Mitt's alpha dog was just getting started. He castigated GOP Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Paul Gosar, comparing them to morons. Yes Wilson, he really said that, so the staff here at Smart Bomb decided to ferret out more of the book's funnest moments:

*Newt Gingrich is a ridiculous blowhard who babbled about America building colonies on the moon.

*Chris Christie is a prima dona who can't tie his own shoes.

*Ten Cruz is a scary demagogue who spends a lot of time in front of a mirror.

*Ron DeSantis has odious qualities and looks like he has a tooth ache or undies that are too tight.

*Donald Trump is unquestionably mentally unstable, a racist, bigoted, misogynistic, xenophobic, vulgar and prone to violence.

Mitt Romney can't lie. And he can't tell a joke. No wonder he's leaving the Senate.

THE ROLLING OCTOGENARIANS

Mick Jagger is 80. Holy shit. How did that happen. Keith Richards is 79, Ronnie Wood is 76 and Charlie Watts is dead. The Rolling Stones got together in 1962, a mere 60 years ago. Six-Zero. That was before JFK was assassinated; before John Glenn was the first American in space; and before Marilyn Monroe died. Six decades on and the Stones have just released its 31st studio album, “Hackney Diamonds.” Think about that — 31 albums. Along with The Beatles, the London rockers provided a great deal of the soundtrack of the '60s, '70s and '80s with (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, You Can't Always Get What You Want, Brown Sugar, Sympathy For The Devil, Wild Horses, Paint It Black and Gimme Shelter and on and on... They say their biggest influences were Chuck Berry and blues greats Howlin' Wolf, Bo Diddley and Muddy Waters. Of course Jagger, Richards and Wood aren't the only rock geezers still warbling. Dylan is still about as is Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton and Van Morrison. The Beatles broke up in 1970 — 53 years ago. But the Stones remain at the center of the rock pantheon — the ultimate rock band. And all these years later their new album is getting good reviews from tough critics. The last song on the album is Muddy Waters' “Rollin' Stone.” 'Nuff said.

WHEN GOVERNMENT DOES NOTHING EVERYONE WINS

You gotta love the GOP — the white party of Lincoln — because they know how to get stuff done. Everybody knows how good they are at cutting taxes for the wealthy, but there's so much more. Republicans are really good at investigating things: Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, the Department of Defense, the FBI... Man do they know how to get to the bottom of stuff. No wonder so many people in Utah identify with the GOP. They are so, so good at running the economy and work to make it even better — they want to do away with the Affordable Care Act, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, all the wasteful stuff. It's high time those slackers that vote for Democrats start pulling their own weight. That's why Americans in the know elect folks like Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz and Majorie Taylor Greene. They don't mess around. Of course, Jordan has not passed any legislation in his 16 years in office, but look at all the other stuff he's done — he yelled at conspirators like FBI Director Christopher Wray, DOJ Secretary Merrick Garland and Dr. Anthony “The Covid Guy” Fauci. The stiff-necks in the Freedom Caucus, Tea Party and Trumpers say that government doesn't work and they're proving it every day. They can't even govern themselves. When government does nothing everyone wins.

Post script — That's it for another killer week here at Smart Bomb where we keep track of history so you don't have to. Hey Wilson, do you and the guys in the band like history, 'cause we're making a lot of it these days. There's the meltdown of the GOP and an ex-president who's been indicted in four different jurisdictions. Historians, like Doris Kearns Goodwin and Michael Beschloss are licking their chops. There still is a war in Ukraine although the new war in Gaza is stealing the headlines. Closer to home, the 11,000-year-old Great Salt Lake is drying up and the Utah Legislature is set to pass legislation making pantsing people illegal. (They have yet to get to wedgies.) How much pop-culture becomes history is anyone guess. Britney Spears got pregnant while dating Justin Timberlake; the ex- of Taylor Swift's new boyfriend says he cheated; and Utah A.G. Sean Reyes insisted that he hardly knows Tim Ballard. Years from now people might ask, who cares. A South Jordan neighborhood recreated Barbieland and went viral; Kevin Costner fans can stay at the Oakley ranch where “Yellowstone” is filmed; and Celeste Maloy, the cousin of extremist Amon Bundy, is the odds-on favorite to win a Utah seat in Congress. OK, relax, if it doesn't get in history books then it didn't really happen — kinda like slavery in Florida schools.

Alright Wilson, we just have to close it out with the Stones for old times sake. How often does a rock group make it to 60. So get your band out of the van no matter what condition they're in and take us down memory lane with one of the Stones iconic numbers that's still apropos today:

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Tzar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game (Sympathy For The Devil — The Rolling Stones)

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magicwithineleteo · 3 years

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so i rewatched the magic within after a long ass time and here are some of my thoughts

- armando king

- familia u don't know what's coming 😔 esteban it's ur last normal night

- elena holding mateo, gabe, naomi, and zuzo hostage lmfao

- ELETEO SUPREMACY COME ON MAGICAL DREAM TEAM

- how tf did mateo not die in takaina

- elena falling into the crystal well omg

- mateo watching elena be super happy is so fucking cute omg

- elena capturing all 3 delgados only for them to escape the next day

- hello flo!!

- esteban's sus af, why tf he jumped on the table

- AH NO RIP ESTEBAN

- esteban should've gotten a proper trial and abuelo was the only correct one in the grand council

- luisa wtf i get where you're coming from but 😔

- all of the float things coming to life is terrifying tbh

- HIGGINS YOU GULLIBLE FOOL

- esteban looking at the family picture when stealing the tamboritas 😔 (something i would never do tease)

- elena being anxious is a mood

- ELETEO ELETEO ELETEO ELETEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- marlena, what a legend

- dona paloma's song slapped why tf did they all hate it

- gabomi!!!!!!!

- the couple from sweethearts day was dancing lol

- THE LOVE SPEECH THE LOVE SPEECH THE LOVE SPEECH

- the animators put very much detail into the show and everything is there for a reason right...so whAT WAS MATEO GOING TO SAY BEFORE FLO SUGGESTED ELENA TO SING LOVE ALWAYS I NEED TO KNOW

- love always <33

- f for victor, i felt so bad for carla tbh

- but elena had every right to not want to deal w carla begging to undo victor's stoneness

- ok but esteban saying "definite(ly) yes" after ash asked him if he's in or out made me kinda sad

- definitely the most intense episode after coronation day

- istg this is making me wanna rewatch the show but i am not emotionally prepared for that rollercoaster

in conclusion: i am eleteo trash and holy shit i forgot how intense this show can be

#elena of avalor #the magic within

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casshasfangs · 3 years

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with the words from a poet and a voice from a choir

Cass felt pretty dashing in his floral suit, his hair actually shone. He felt like he finally got why Shosh and Sonny were obsessed with going shopping and dressing up all dramatic. He felt badass- and so did the rest of them. Rhett brought along her friend Dona, while her girlfriend was away at practice. Piper had her boyfriend, their van driver and equipment manager Loxley, slung around her arm and worshipping the ground she walked on. And Cass had Shosh. Their dates walked ahead, though, as the band approached the red carpet. Their first red carpet.

"Holy shit, I think I'm gonna barf." Rhett whispered under her breath.

"Don't you barf, I'll barf on your barf." Cass muttered back.

"Oh come on, guys," Shosh said who was now better at listening for her Being friends' mutterings. Eyes sparkling, squeezing Cass's arm tight. Rhett looped her arm through Cass's other arm. "We're gonna fucking crush this. They love us, remember?"

Cass took a deep breath, bit back the bile that rose in his throat, and strode forward. It was immediately overwhelming. Bright flashes blinded them, so much that the band couldn't see the photographers who were calling out to them. The smart ones called for them to look in a direction, to smile, to look away. Cass did his best to follow the directions, and when Piper ushered them ahead, he saw echoes of the flashes behind his eyelids, blindly stumbling ahead.

His safety net was suddenly gone when the three of them were called to speak to reporters- to save time, Piper ushered them to different ones. Cass was called to a reporter from Witch Weekly, who immediately launched into a line of questioning about who he was wearing that Cass didn't understand, because he was wearing clothes, not people- which must have been the right answer, because she immediately responded with a bright smile and a laugh. He glanced across at Shosh, who was talking animatedly to a reporter, hands up, expressing something animatedly, before she gestured to the ribbon on her dress. Cass remembered they were meant to be advocating for an investigation into missing and murdered veela in Eastern Europe, so he gestured to his pin and then spoke about it.

There was a large increase in the shouting from reporters and photographers. Cass turned, curious, and then froze.

Striding down the red carpet was the white witch herself. Stevie. Nicks.

Walking towards him.

Cass's mouth was half open, he was still frozen, not quite sure what to do, even as she approached him, raising her arms, her brown eyes meeting his.

"You must be Cass!" She spoke, in her unmistakeable caramel drawl.

Cass, who had still not regained function of any part of his body, managed to elicit a slight squeak, his lower lip trembling.

"Yes, this is Cass," Shosh strode forward, and The Stevie Nicks turned to greet the pianist. Cass felt another set of hands around his waist which was good, because he felt his knees start to wobble. "Thank you so much for writing us, Ms Nicks. What you've done for us..."

She waved her hand dismissively. "You deserve it. The Band Cthulhu! Really. I'm rooting for you guys to win that Best Newcomer award. You deserve it." She smiled at them, and Cass felt his world spinning. He lurched back, and Rhett's arm pushed him upright again. He whimpered.

"We are huge fans," Shosh had the foresight to say, bless her. "We'd... We'd love to get an autograph."

"Oh, for sure, honey," She said, already being ushered away. "I'll have my people talk to your people about sending some stuff."

"L-Landslide saved my life," Cass ended up blurting out, all at once, red growing on his face. Stevie Nicks turned, her brows raised in slight interest. "After my Dad died, I... Life was really dark and... And Landslide saved my life." He repeated, feeling like he was gasping for air.

"Thank you for saying that, honey. I'm glad something touched you. Pulse did that for me." She smiled good naturedly, reached out to squeeze his arm, before moving along down the red carpet.

"Easy does it." Rhett whispered in his ear as she steered Cass upright again. Cass stared at the space where his idol had stood, still in shock.

#shosh #rhett #i pledge allegiance to the band

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antepenultimatefantasy · 4 years

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FFX Playthrough Part 17

The Father, the Son, and the Sexy Ghost

-So the Zanarkand Cloister of Trials is very Tetris

-It’s super cool how the tetris piece sounds end up making the Hymn of the Fayth as the puzzle solution

-Our reward? The glyph dragon!

-Ugh

-What? Auron? You’re sending her down to the Hall of the Final Summoning alone?

-Oh

-It’s an empty fayth of Lord Zaon, but zombie grandpa tells us Lady Yunalesca can help

-Touché, Auron

-He’s got a point tho

-This party is 100% stubborn bitches

-Kimahri saying that he’ll go first to protect Yuna really hits you right where it hurts

-There! She! Is!

-Bikini ghost Lady Yunalesca!

-She gets right to business: Yuna has to choose one of her guardians to die and become the fayth that will yield the final aeon

-Having played this game so many times now, it’s easy to see all of the places that this is alluded to in the game, but I remember how shocked I was the first time

-Seeing Jecht volunteer to die and hear his reasoning is also super emotional

-It’s also so touching that his biggest dream involves Tidus

-Also, when you think about it, it means that his bond with Braska was strong enough to make the final summoning work

-Bro, what if we’re such good bros that it kills Sin

-Bro...

-This scene is also pivotal to understanding Auron’s character development

-He’s bitter and inflexible because everything he has seen and everything he once believed shows him a truly broken world where everything is false and meaningless death is the fate that awaits even the most righteous

-Huge of Lulu and Wakka to instantly volunteer to sacrifice themselves

-Lol Tidus

-I’m glad Yuna finally tells Tidus to shut up about the “his story” thing and says that it’s her story too

-Like, dude? Stop man-spreading you narrative into Yuna’s summoner journey

-Anyway, Yunalesca drops the bomb that Sin is eternal and can never be fully defeated

-Wakka doesn’t take too kindly to that

-Lulu likes it even less

-I like how in many ways Lulu is way more religious than Wakka is, but is less vocal about it – it really shows in moments like this

-Damn, Yunalesca fucks baby Auron’s shit right up

-Yaasss!! Yuna!!

-Really though, this speech is such an emotional and powerful moment

-Especially because Yuna has just realized that her father essentially died for nothing

-She already knew that Sin came back and already accepted that her life would be worth 10 years of peace for her people

-IF

-Her death, and her father’s death, and the death of every other summoner (and guardian) put the people of Spira closer to a permanent peace

-Upon discovering that’s not true, she wastes literally no time and seems to have little internal conflict in deciding that the whole system is wrong and needs to be torn down

-She is basically mourning her father anew and still saying that she can not only defeat Sin for good, but that she can become the master of herself too

-That the whole point isn’t some shallow goal of making people feel good for a bit, but actually fundamentally changing the world

-Like she told Auron, she’s not afraid of anything anymore. Not death, not Sin, not a bikini ghost demi-god lady

-She just wants the thousand years of suffering and countless sacrifices to be worth it

-And if Yevon won’t make that a reality, then she’ll just have to do it herself

-Wakka and Lulu’s short convo about how they would never forgive themselves for running, even if they die is such a good moment of solidarity

-Love this team ride or die montage!

-Yunalesca’s transformation throughout the battle from beautiful oracle-like figure, to evil medusa demon is so perfect

-And a perfect representation of Yevon itself

-Nice and calming on the face, but truly corrupted beneath the surface

-Definitely feels a little weird after the battle though

-Like…we didn’t just kill God but it sort of feels like it

-I guess in the holy trinity model, we just killed the holy ghost?

-Welp. Dona is now officially the baddest diva in all Spira

-Oh, also Auron’s been dead this whole time.

-Killed by the former baddest bitch in Spira

-And he promised Jecht to take care of Tidus

-Awww

-So, uh, Sin’s right outside when we leave

-Obviously miffed that we just killed the only way to kill him

-Lol Cid just flies right by him. He’s like

-Onboard, the team can’t decide what to do now that they’ve, you know, fucked everything up

-Lol! Tidus totally knows he’s an idiot

-Yuna meeting Cid, the two exchanging no words, and Cid turning around so no one sees him crying it just so so good

-Kimahri is all about drinking respect yourself juice

-So the team decides to go to Bevelle to see what’s up, and also play Jecht’s favorite song to get him to chill

-It’s Beyoncé’s Crazy in Love, obviously

-But unfortunately for this plan, the whole world map is open to me, and I’m all about sidequests!

-So this blog might get a little scattershot for a bit

-Sorry, plot!

#Final Fantasy #ffx #ffx yuna #ffx tidus #ffx wakka #ffx lulu #ffx kimahri #ffx rikku #ffx auron #playthrough

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mistyyygoode · 4 years

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AHS Ep7: reactions/recap

Spoilers ahead:

So, before it even starts:

LILY FUCKING RABE IS BACK

I DON’T CARE IF IT’S JUST THIS EP I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED Y’ALL AINT GOT NO IDEA

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL SEASON MY DUDES

okay, the rest of this is the actual episode now

SHE’S THE FIRST THING TO POP UP WE LOVE THAT

She’s a mom, how cute

Oof, she’s kinda mean, I’m here for it

Stab me mommy

Y’all she knows shit’s bout to go down

Y’all this is what I imagine her to look like as the OC I wrote that dates Abby in Caral. Oof

I’m Bobby. Bobby died.

OH, SHE’S JINGLES’ MOM

That’s wild

Holy fuck y’all

I hate seeing her cry, my heart hurts

Why the fuck did she blame Jingles tho? Like unless she been knew he’s gonna kill people??

Oh, we’re back to Brooke...

Yay

I just want to see Lily more pls

Dona should have let Brooke die, just saying

So, just a thing I’m gonna say: Emma’s characters always end up bad. It fits her personality so well. Maybe it’s cause I can’t stand her?

Damn, I’m not doing the math but she was in prison for a long time

Hey, Dylan’s back. Or at least that’s what I think his name is

He fucked up their car? Omg. What a dick

Watch him try and murder them, and they end up killing him. Oh, so original

Can I just say, I’ll be pissed if we don’t see Lily more

I can also see that it was possibly meant for Sarah and she just couldn’t do it, so they gave it to Lily

Oh, Brooke was there for five years

Dylan didn’t die, but y’all I was close i

I love that they’re all like bitch why are you here

I love how confused Jingles was about all this. Like “huh?”

Montana is the top ghost next to Sally

Y’ALL

Y’all LILY IS THE LADY IN WHITE

I’m SHAKING

IM QUAKING

It’s hilarious that the person fucking with them is Jingles’ Mom

CAMP GOLDEN STAR

We’re gonna call her character Mother bc idk her name. BUT DAMN YALL SHES WILD

MOTHER IS LIKE THE MOM IN FRIDAY THE 13th DIDNT I TELL YALL BITCHES?

Damn, no wonder Jingles is fucked up

FUCK

JINGLES YOU KILLED HER OMG FUCK

Damn

Oh her name is Lavinia, I like that. It’s a pretty name

Why is Lily so cute? I love her

“Come to Mommy” okay, I’m drooling

I LOVE WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT PPL

Why is she like Nora 2.0 but just not sobbing as much??

I love her in white. I love this hair. I love everything about this

SHE’S LIKE BITCH I KNEW MARGARET WAS CRAZY

God, bless. Can she yell at me like this?

I kinda feel bad for Jingles, but she’s so hot I can get passed how bad she is

Why is she so good at being so upset and mean, what happened to you?

I hate that she tried to destroy herself. Ugh

HER LITTLE SHRUG BEFORE TELLING JINGLES SHE POSSESSED MARGARET SENT ME

Man, when she confesses, I fucking died

“The wrong son died” goddamn, chill, honey

Her whole demeanor changed for a split second when she learned Jingles has a kid, uwu

But then we went back to “you deserve to suffer” and I’m here for that

I don’t even want to talk about Brooke and Dona at this point. I’m here to die over Lily

But, like, Dylan’s character is kinda interesting, he’s wild

Wow! Okay, didn’t really see Dylan kidnapping her. That’s a bit of a shocker and I mean it for once

No shocker that Brooke chose to do neither of what he told her to tho!

MARGARET DOING HER BEST BITCHINESS!!

Oh, god. We’re back to Montana and Trevor fucking, that’s neat

OH! THEY TOOK OF HIS THUMBS. THATS GENUIS

The rest of this is so boring, just gotta day. It’s getting really repetitive and predictable. Yet I’m still here

LILY!! Hi, I missed you

She’s having a moment, I love it. It’s cute.

Jingles tryna show he’s not all that bad is so sweet

She’s really tryna help get him to kill him self, o-okay wow

It got real fucked up real fast

I don’t even want to comment on the billy idol getting killed. I don’t even care. This shit is so predictable and I’m tired of the ghosts being Ryan go-to theme

Anyways, I hope lily comes back next ep because “that’s was so little screen time for such an important role” - @rabexxpaulson AND I AGREE TO THAT

#ahs #lily rabe #american horror story #ahs spoilers #ahs 1984

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melyaliz · 5 years

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Feeling Good

Fandom: DC

Pairing: Jason x OC

Notes: crack ships continue....

You all can blame @speedypan

Ok but can I first say these two took like FOUR PAGES to get going? And it wasn’t even like cute sexual drama? It was Faith NOT SHUTTING UP.

Also I feel like I’m cheating on Tim. Like a lot. Because now I have a pre-fic and maybe a post-fic idea too.

I don’t know why but this one was hard to post. Let’s all just pretend When you see Faith you are really seeing Y/N.

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"Does it always hurt the first time?”

Jason choked on the flask of water Faith had given him. Water filling his lungs from the short breaths he was now gasping. Of all the crazy and weird things, Faith had ever told him this wasn’t something he had expected.

They were just relaxing after a rather crazy gang takedown. Sitting on the roof of his small safe house. Just enjoying the comfort silence until the younger hero had broken it.

“Ok wow, you don’t have to act so shocked.” Faith said rolling her eyes. “It was a simple question.”

“Not if they are doing it right.” Jason coughed again letting his lungs settle after almost being downed.

They lapsed into silence again. Jason had known Faith as a kid running the streets of Gotham. Back then A two-year gap was felt much bigger when you’re 13 and she’s 11.

But when coming back as an 18-year-old with a 16-year-old women.

Well… things had changed.

Not that Jason had noticed.

It wasn’t like Jason had caught himself admiring how Faith had filled out. Sure she was still -and probably always would be- a petite girl, but her once gangly body had filled out and toned from her years of dancing.

It wasn’t like Jason felt his pulse quicken just a bit when she would touch him. A simple hug or a sparring match didn’t sometimes leave him a little more flustered then it should.

Or it wasn’t like he would EVER admire her beating down a bad guy thinking about how rough she could get in bed.

Nope, not at all.

“So why do you ask,” Jason asked glancing over at Faith who was now swinging her legs back and forth over the side of the safehouse roof. “Planning on popping the cherry of a certain boy in red.”

It was no secret that Faith and Tim had SOMETHING going on. Or had long before Jason had come back. He was stepping into some tangled mess he knew he didn’t belong in. While Faith had never been once for fluffy romance her frequent missions with Tim and the way she would light up when he spoke wasn’t hard to miss.

Although, as time had passed she had started to go on more missions with him. Opting for more local heroism.

And sometimes when she flashed him that mischievous smile and asked him to help her take down a gang of shit bags Jason couldn’t help but picture him celebrating with Faith just a little harder than normal.

“No,” was her simple response, “He’s dating Stephanie and… I don’t know.” she turned to him, her hazel eyes soft, “I think it was like this thing we had before was then. But now we are different, older? I don’t know I’m not a words person.”

Jason laughed, “so if it’s not Tim catching the interest of the Guardian Angel of Gotham who has her thinking about first times?”

“I don’t think it’s any one person…” Faith’s voice trailed off, “I think it’s more something one of my classmates said. About first times never being as good as it’s built up to be and that it actually kind of hurt. I had never had an idea of what a first time should be so I never thought about it as good or bad but if it’s going to hurt maybe… I don’t know it’s not like I need to have sex.”

“Woah now! Don’t just swear off sex!” This earned him a light laugh and something in his stomach made Jason feel like he was a kid again crushing on Dona or Barbara.

“Didn’t realize you were so invested in my sex life Jason.”

“Well, you came to me with this problem so now I am invested. Faith, your first time doesn’t have to be bad, in fact, it shouldn’t be. It's about talking to your partner, going slow, building up the sexual tension. It’s about going with what feels good, listening to how your partner is reacting to what you are doing… it’s about…” he paused realizing how close Faith was. As he had spoken it was as if his words had drawn her closer to him. He could smell her as a breeze gently blew around them. That sweet musky vanilla jasmine scent that always seemed to linger around her.

Shit.

“You can’t just pound one out.” Jason wrapped up quickly.

Faith burst out laughing sending shivers down Jason’s spine once again, “Pound one out? Ok but we just did that.”

“ Wrong kind of pounding, trust me.”

“Yeah well, the way you pounded those bad guys I would never want you pounding me.”

“Oh trust me, if I pounded you, you would be begging for more.”

The words had just slipped out. He hadn’t meant… fuck.

“Do they all beg for more while your on top of them like that guy with the weird beard today. Oh Jason, just smash my face in Jason.”

“If you're so curious let me show you.”

Another laugh, “Are we getting one of those busty chicks you go home with to come over? Do I watch and take notes? Sounds kind of kinky.”

Oh my god, she was SUCH a clueless virgin. This is why Faith, this is why you don’t get laid. Trust me, he had seen the men lining up for her while she blissfully just walked by. “No,” Jason said leaning forward, closing the gap between them, his face now only a breath away from hers.

“Let me show you.”

He was gentle, soft, asking permission with his actions as his lips touched hers. Ready to pull away at the moments of hesitation. Any sign she really wasn’t ok with this.

But to his pure delight (maybe a little too delighted) she leaned forward. This obviously wasn’t her first kiss because FUCK she was good. Her lips meeting his soft touch with a light tongue dancing across his lips. Teasing and gitty giving him slight butterflies in his stomach. Giving him feels he hadn’t felt in years. Stealing a kiss behind the school with some cute classmate or in an alleyway from a grateful citizen.

But he was here to teach her not reminisce about childhood days long gone.

Although that didn’t mean he couldn’t enjoy himself.

He always forgot how much bigger he was than her, maybe it was her “large” personality, but as he gently moved over her, her petite body seemed to get swallowed by his. Curling up under him as her arms wrapped around his neck playing with his hair.

She let out a soft giggle as she moved sharply for a moment under him causing him to pull away.

“Sorry” she muttered pulling the flask he had gifted her from behind her back. “Was kind of poking my ribs”

“Well now that we have gotten the kissing part out of the way, come on.” he took her hand and she raised an eyebrow, confused. “I’m not letting you have your first time on the roof, we are at least doing it in a bed.”

“Ok” was her simple response.

He lead her down off the roof never letting his hand leave hers. Unsure if that was for her comfort or his own. As if he let go he would wake up and realize she had skipped away off into the darkness of the night to find someone who wasn’t as… broken, as he was.

Now, Jason, we aren’t marrying the woman, we are just showing her the meaning of the term “making love.” he reminded himself as he closed the bedroom door behind him turning to Faith who was looking up at him expectantly. Those large eyes blinking up through thick lashes.

Holy shit.

His heart was suddenly racing, those giddy feelings washing over him. That smile, it always did weird things to his head.

“So…” she started to say but he kissed her again, this time with more force.

“Shhhh, these are the rules. You let me know if I do anything that hurts you or makes you feel uncomfortable. If you like something go with it, you can say it or just moan, I’ll know. Let me do the work ok but if you want to try something say. And PLEASE,” he paused studying her, searching for that hesitation, “If you want to slow down or stop say it or just pull away. I won’t think any less of you if you. I want you…” he was rambling now. Running off the tracks… he couldn’t stop.

“Ok so now your just killing the mood.”

Her words cut him off with a jolt, bit of thrill went through him as he caught that spark in her eye, it was the same one she would get when they were about to do something stupid. Something crazy.

Something fun,

He kissed her again, this time deeper. His teeth slowly dragging across her lower lip. His rough hands slowly going under her shirt brushing against the bottom of her sports bra. Faith pulled away raising her hands so he could pull off her shirt. He did so before pulling off his own as well. Faith let her fingers run over his chest gently brushing over his scars. No hint of judgment in her eyes, use to these scars, may of her own littered her body.

Gently he scooped her up kissing her again. She was so light and small, her legs barely making it around his large torso. Her airy giggles sending shivers down his spine. Excitement. Those hidden feelings. The ones that he had tried to bury deep away, telling himself she was just his friend, just a partner burying away to pure excitement that this little (for lack of a better word) Angel was in his bed.

Pulling out a condom he places it next to him on the bed. Better not forget that. Then he turned his attention back to her.

She looked up at him from his sheets, eyes bright and excited. That beautiful smile. That mouth. Oh he was going to make her scream his name from that mouth. He was going to make her cum a million times laughing with pure pleasure.

“I’m going to kiss you,” he whispered before his lips met hers.

“I’m going to kiss you” his lips met her jaw.

“I’m going to kiss you” her collarbone.

“I’m going to kiss you.” her bra

“I’m going to kiss you.” that little pink scar that ran across her rib cage.

“I’m going to kiss you” Her pants line.

His fingers gently undid the buttons of her pants. She had propped herself up on her elbows watching him.

“I’m going to kiss you here” his eyes never left hers as he kissed her pelvis. To his delight, her eyes fluttered and she took a sharp intake of air. Thrills, running down his spine at the sound. Now, what would she do if he went just a little lower…

“Oh…” pleasure, it was beautiful, just a soft sound escaping her lips. The power he had over her in the moment spent his mind into a spin. Oh, he was going to make this girl sing tonight.

“So you like that?”

She nodded mouth slightly open, “Again?” she muttered. His fingers danced over her core playing with the fabric of her panties causing her to grunt biting her lip. Unsure how to act to these new feelings he was giving her.

“Hummm I don’t know,” Jason hummed, “do you like how this feels better?”

“Yes? I… uh huh…” she was gasping now pupils blown wide as blood rushed to her core. She tried to thrust toward him but he stopped her with the flat of his palm pushing her into the bed. Digging into her getting another “ohhh” out of her before pulling fully away.

This earned him a soft disappointed whine.

And that whine, that was what did it for Jason. The power he had over this girl. What had happened to that confident Faith. The one who had headbutted him when she had thought he was the villain Red Hood. The little whirlwind who he had watched in awe charge into danger 5 times her size and take it down.

That Faith was a mumbling mess with a few touches.

He kissed her then, she kissed him back. Heated and ready. Pleading for him to continue and confused why he wasn’t.

Better not keep the lady waiting.

His fingers dove into her panties, gently sporking her entrance.

She choked in surprise “Wow Jason” his name, so soon and he had gotten his name in a broken moan. Honestly, her shock at his skills was such a beautiful stroke to his ego.

Much like the stroking, he was doing how.

“Yeah… hummmm” she was holding back slightly. Was his little chatterbox was trying to play it cool?

“Oh just let it out.” Jason said bringing a second finger to her core, “I want you to yell, moan, cry,”

“Ahhhh” she let out a cry of pure delight as he moved back and forth, “It… it feels so good…. Oh...ohhh.”

She was so wet. Oh so wonderfully wet.

He needed to get out of his pants. They were getting too tight. Those noises she was making. That squirming. The way her breasts were rising and falling. Oh god, Jason was HARD. His thick cock was throbbing against his leather pants begging to be set free.

Not yet friend. We are just getting started.

But that didn’t mean Jason’s bestie couldn't at least get a bit more… room.

Bending down Jason replaced his fingers with his mouth. His tongue delving into her folds.

And she let out the most beautiful moan, thrusting into him.

He could barely concentrate enough to unzip himself. The taste, so wonderful. He had always wondered while lying in bed alone playing with himself. Wondered if that pussy was as sweet as that laugh.

But it was better.

Once his cock was free he was able to concentrate on his little angel. Hands traveling up to her hips he pulled her forward forcing himself deeper inside her letting out a long moan as she got wetter in his mouth. Tongue stroking just the right places.

And then she laughed. Soft and breathy, pure delight. Hands going to his hair pulling on it slightly. Jason let out a moan of enjoyment letting her know he liked that. The sound vibrating through her.

“Ohh!” she squealed more giggles and she squirmed with pleasure. “That’s right little one,” Jason through as his hands moved up her sides, “Dance for me”

Hands reaching her bra as he continued on her pussy. Playing over the fabric for a moment he tried to think of a way to get inside that damn…

Faith’s hand moved from his head to her bra pulling it up over her boobs giving him full access.

Good girl.

Callous hands brushing over her nipples, getting more sounds, mixes of pleasure, giggles, and something else… confusion.

Interesting.

He pulled on her nipple and got the sound again.

Had this girl never had her tits played with before?

One more time.

“Yo… yeah.”

Ahhh there it was, she likes that.

Jason couldn’t help himself as he pulled away from her pussy giving her tits special attention with his fingers, “Do you like that too?” she nodded a slightly blissfully look on her face.

“Yeah, Jason… it’s really nice.”

“Hummm what about this?” he lazily licked her other nipple.

“Ohhh OH” his teeth grazed her and she let out a gasp. Pulling away he was about to ask...

“Again… please… can you do that? Harder?”

FUCK.

She was going to be the death of him.

He played with her as he moaned, “Yes, yes…. Yeahhh” He could have paid those beautiful breasts attention all night he didn’t get a soft hand on his shoulder.

“Can… Can I…” she was so out of breath. A giggling silly mess. He had done that to her. He had made her that way.

“Yeah Angel?”

“Can I maybe try sucking you?”

At the mention of maybe getting some special attention, his cock throbbed.

“Have you ever?”

She shook her head pulling away enough to look at it. He pulled himself up so he was kneeling, cock presented before her. Showing her what she had to deal with.

“You’ll tell me what to do?” she asked looking up at him large eye blinking up at him. She was doing it on purpose, he knew it. Those large eyes, that voice. Fuck him he wanted that mouth on his cock so bad while he bossed her around.

“Yeah, why not start by… oh FUCK.”

She giggled as her hands brushed up the length of it. He was more ready for her than he had thought. “Oh you got to warn a…. Hummmm” she ran her thumb over his tip causing him to moan and lick his lips.

“Yeah honey… that… now stroke down…. Oh yeah girl… like that… hummmmmm” He sighed eyes rolling back in his head as she pumped him. Back and forth.

“What if I…”

Jason’s breath hitched in his throat as she licked his lip. “Oh Fuck Faith! Yeah do that again…. More more more more.” shit it was like some horny teenager. What happened to him being the….

God

She had just taken him.

Sucking back and forth.

His head was spinning.

“Oh Faith, dear god.”

She giggled, adding to the pleasure. He was having a hard time focusing. No Jason not now. You can’t cum now. Oh her tongue was covering the rest…. Oh god…

His hips where trusting slightly, he knew she couldn’t take him yet but… he needed to get some control back before… before.

Oh those lips pulling out and back on. You beautiful little thing you, how did you get so dirty?

She was enjoying this.

He looked down at her and her eyes met his and he really did almost cum come. That glimmer in her eyes. Excitement.

His hand went to her pussy two fingers pushing into her pumping in and out.

She gasped in surprise pulling away for a moment “What…”

Using his free hand he pushed her down onto the bed. “J…. Jason?”

“I’m going to take you now,” he said pulling the condom he had grabbed earlier and slid it onto his dick. “Are you ready for me?”

“Yeah… please…. Ohhhhhhhhh”

His dick slid into her and his own moans matched hers. “Oh you feel amazing” he moaned.

“Yeah? Yeah….” she sighed as he slowly moved back and forth. In and out.

“Feel good?”

“Don’t stop… please” she begged moving with him “Hummm Jason….”

“Oh Yeah Faith….” he groaned “I want you to move at your pace. I want you to cum.”

“How…. oh that…”

“Yeah just follow the feelings. Feels good go with it. Ohhh you like that?”

“Yeah move like tha… oh Jason Oh oh oh.”

“Yeah take it, take my cock angel. Ride it.”

“Jayyyy” her voice dragged out eyes fluttering and rolling back. Her whole body lighting up with excitement “Oh that… yeah yeah yeah” breath getting lighting shallow. Hips moving deep. So deep.

Jason thrust hard and she let go “OH JASON” Crashing around him.

But he was already coming, so hard. “Yeah baby yeah. Oh man I’m cuming girl… Oh yeah Faith FAITH….” he fell onto of her gasping for breath as his cock throbbed happily inside her slowly coming down from the high.

Slowly he pulled out taking the condom off before throwing it away. Faith looking up at him. She was beautiful, hair mussed, eyes bright, lips swollen.

“That didn’t hurt at all.” She said, her huge mischievous smile spreading across her face.

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WITHOUT TITS THERES NO PARADISE: “The Love Killer” - Pelambrés View

On the cold floor of Café Salento, curled up, as if hiding the pain of its failure, lies a woman's corpse, pierced by four projectiles poisoned by oblivion: one that broke her ambition, another that erased her ignorance, one that broke her vanity and, the most certain, the one that killed her dreams.

Next to the deceased, amid exaggerated shouting and as witnesses to the chaos, there remain several tilted chairs, some 38 caliber bullet casings, half a dozen employees running from one side to the other, like ants at the end In the fall, two inexperienced researchers and an open Bible underlined with red marker in Chapter 23, Verse 43, of the Book of Saint Luke.

“Countless gossipers, including me, the murderer, let us take a look at the scene.” I came to take a photo of the deceased that Mrs. Catalina asked me as proof the day we agreed to the crime. While I prepare the camera I think that this is a sublime moment, because if someone in this dunghill called world deserved death it was she, Yésica. They called her La Diabla for a reason. She was the worst human being who gave birth to hell. That is why when Mrs. Catalina told me that she wanted to see her dead, I didn't hesitate for a second and offered to kill her. Partly because she offered me her love in return, something that I have longed for since I was the wife of my employer, and partly because, because of that demon, Don Marcial became blinded and took the inheritance from Mrs. Catalina and the employeed me. Although I die for a kiss from my mistress, I would have killed Yésica for free and even paid to acquire the privilege of disappearing her. I hate her even when she's dead and I must admit that her spilled blood doesn't hurt. At the scene of the just crime, among so many astonished faces, mine stands out, which cannot hide a wicked smirk, the kind that goes with one to the grave. I will call Dona Catalina again to tell her that her worst enemy, the one who took her husband and the good life, no longer exists.

Two minutes ago I called her and she didn't answer. Maybe you have regrets. I will tell you that you can breathe without fear, that we can start a new life far from here and, why not, if you want, you can use my being and my love to be happy.

One last look. I shoot her again: this time four photographs, but none to the face because she is still upside down. I wait patiently, listening to gossip comments, until finally a Forensic Medicine official, one of those who count holes in the shot dead, turns the corpse over. I feel it strange. In a mechanical motion, they remove the hair from her face and cleans her face. As I portray the moment in amazement.

Something bad happens. God! The sun goes out. My illusions collapse in an instant. The woman lying on the ground is not Yésica. It is not the Devil.

The dead woman is my lady Catalina, of all souls. This Can not be!

What happened?

What did I do?

Everything is confusing. I cry my misfortune.

I have murdered the woman I love.

I glance at her purple lips and moan. I watchher and I look pale and I want them. Her little hands, no longer strong, hold a mobile phone and a red ink pen with which she crossed out the verse that narrates the moment in which Jesus tells the evildoers who accompany him on Mount Calvary: Truly I tell you that today they will be with me in paradise. That verse is crossed out with an inscription that sums up what was the ill-fated life of Doña Catalina: "LIES, WITHOUT TITS THERE IS NO PARADISE." And the poor woman was not lacking in reason. When she had them, the world fell at her feet. When she lost them, the world turned their back on her. At least from her point of view, that was her painful reality.

Shattered by the disappearance of the only woman I have ever loved in silence, I try to reconstruct the facts in my weary head and do not understand the deception. She told me that Yésica was going to be sitting at that table, with that white jacket, with that pink scarf, with that Bible that is lying on the floor with its pages played in the wind, at this very hour. But she lied to me. She put herself in La Diabla's place so that my assassins would kill her. Coward, she cheated on me. She played with the goodness that was born from my love. She laughed at me. I know that this pain will accompany me to the grave because the days I have left will not be enough to mourn it enough. I loved her more than my mother.

The stream of blood that comes out of Dona Catalina's stubborn head runs under the tables, cautiously descends to the sidewalk, as if she fears something worse, and walks slowly along the edge of the street, avoiding the feet of some onlookers and the front wheels of two Police patrol cars. I don't move my feet. I let the blood brush my shoes and reach down to touch it. I bring the sample collected with the tip of my index finger to my mouth and close my eyes, savoring the only little part of Dona Catalina that I can carry inside of me.

The stream, still warm, wriggles through the dust and dodges or drags some leaves that have fallen from the trees until it is lost inside a drain grate, a block below. Inside that sewer she mixes with the shit of the rich, the shit of the poor, the piss of both, and she begins to travel the city in a kind of macabre dismissal.

And, like the yellow water of Los Toreros Muertos, it goes under the houses of the bad guys who think they are good, goes under the houses of the good guys who think they're bad, goes under the worst, those who they do not believe one thing or the other. Finally, it falls over the waters of a stream that empties into the river where, kilometers and days later, it finds its outlet at the opening of the aqueduct in the city where Catalina's mother lives.

Without any foreboding, because her intuition dried up months ago, Dona Hilda picks up some water from the kitchen tap without imagining that it might contain some tiny particle of her dead daughter's soul. Sh drinks it with her eyes closed and exclaims:

"Thank you, God, for the holy water you give us."

If Catalina’s life was a monument to waste, her burial was an apology for sadness. After enjoying the pleasures of life in the best restaurants, in the most brutal sports cars, in the most luxurious estates, in the hotels with the most stars, one Thursday, three weeks after his death, on the edge of the Four o'clock in the afternoon, inside a very poor coffin, without ironwork like the ones she used in her expensive bags, nor velvet like the curtains of her mansion, under the frozen threads of an inconsequential drizzle, her body was buried in the Ce - Central chin with my unique and distant presence.

The men of Forensic Medicine deposited her corpse in a common grave with the ease of someone who throws some leftovers in the garbage can. Without a prayer and not a flower on her grave, my lady's human remains were thrown into nothingness. I watched them from a distance with a sting that burned my throat. I had an uncontrollable urge to get into the ground with her, but bullies are cowards. We like to disconnect lives, but we fear death.

When the men finished their work I approached fearfully, took some dirt from their new and gloomy home and put it in my pocket after extracting from their entrails a couple of fat, white, disgusting worms, of those diners of human flesh that they are in charge of reminding us that we are all the same. I still have that handful of dirt. On my knees I asked my mistress for forgiveness for having killed her, for loving her so much, and I lay down on her homeland to receive the water from heaven on my face. I am not good at making claims to God, but my silence was enough to make that man understand that he was not happy with him.

There, on that land that covers her poor remains, caring for her, reproaching her for her deception, swearing my infinite love, I fell asleep, seized by frost but with more pain than cold. I didn't hear from me again until a day later, when the same men who buried Catalina threw a corpse at me. I woke up scared, but my disgusted face let them know that I was not dead, although very dead if I was inside.

One of them managed to run screaming that I had resuscitated, but he soon realized his exaggeration and was teased by his friends. When they discovered that I was the mourner of the woman buried the day before, they lamented the mistake and offered me apologies that I had no qualms about accepting. I put on the grave of my beloved a cross made with shacks of trees and flowers of other deceased and I left thinking about how my life would be without her beautiful smile.

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