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I Know Where Tonight is Going

AN: Ya seeee it’s been forever since I written on Cal and Claudia. But hopefully it was worth the wait. Big thank you to @d-oaks for beta reading and editing.

Requested?: Yesss by my bby @myloverboyash: You dont show up on my dash anymore so I didnt see this til now but 44 with Calum! 💜🥰 [”Sorry, did that hurt?” “No, I’m just a little sore from last night.”]

Warnings: shmooooot and a hospital scene

Word Count: 4.6k words

Claudia refreshed twitter as she made her way up the steps to Calum's house. It's been over a month, yet Twitter is still in a frenzy over pictures of Calum and Claudia leaving Bad Bunny's YHLQMDLG release party. The pictures were similar to the ones from the G'Day USA Gala.

They were caught leaving the hotel where the gala was held. They left right after Calum cut the cake Mitchy ordered because Claudia had an assignment due before midnight and couldn't connect her laptop to the hotel's wifi, and her hotspot was being wonky. They were walking hand in hand to his car. They were being playful in the rain. Claudia hiked up her dress and splashed in a few puddles with her trusty Doc Martens. Calum approached her and pulled her close to him. They kissed briefly before he hoisted her over his shoulder and helped her into his car.

Somehow a paparazzo was able to sneak into the hotel's parking lot and managed to record a video of the whole thing. They were even able to zoom in when they were kissing. Her face was hidden because she wore Calum's hoodie.

A lot of fans were making up theories of who the 'hooded girl' was. Some were able to connect the dots that she was the same girl Calum left with at Taylor Swift's birthday party. Some were investigating all the pictures of the hotel 'party', but they came up empty because Claudia always knew when to get out of frame like when he was on tour while Andy recorded.

When the Miami pictures were released, Calum's fans got annoyed once more because the paps only managed to get Claudia's backside. Claudia and Calum found it funny that they didn’t notice it was Claudia. She had posted a video of herself and Gaby, Bad Bunny's girlfriend, singing along to Becky G on her Instagram story. Then Gaby posted a video of Claudia dancing on her lap, showing off the same backside the paps got.

She locked her phone and knocked on Calum's door. She heard Calum shush Duke before he opened the door. Claudia was going to greet him, but she saw that he was on the phone. So she leaned in and gave him a kiss on the cheek. When she walked past him, he gave her ass a rough smack.

“Ashton, Claudia’s here. We’ll see you later.” He said. He hung up without waiting for Ashton to respond.

Claudia immediately wrapped her arms around him. "I missed you." She said softly.

For the past two weeks Calum had been in Europe for promo for the album that was coming out in a few hours. He was so jetlagged that didn't even remember that the album was going to drop in a few hours until Ashton reminded him of the album release party that management planned. He flew in last night, but Claudia was studying for midterms and finishing an important paper for her research methods class. He decided not to pay her a visit.

"Missed you too." He mumbled on her lips, "How was your midterm?"

"Good, I'm mostly done with the others too. I didn't finish editing my paper last morning— more like this morning," she giggled. "So I'm going to finish it later. What time do we have to be at the venue?"

"Around eight."

"Oh, that gives me time to nap before finishing my paper." She said to herself. She looked up at him and wrapped her arms around his shoulders. "Nap with me?"

"Of course." Calum nodded. He leaned forward and kissed her.

He helped carry her things to his room.

Calum subconsciously made room for her at his place. In January, he emptied a drawer for her to put some leggings or jeans for when she slept over, so she can change into something there instead of driving to her place to get ready. His argument that she could sleep an extra ten minutes before leaving.

Now he made room in the closet for her. He cleared a shelf in there for her to store her things like her overnight bag and backpack. He hung the black bag that held her dress next to his suit. He looked back and made sure she was in bed before he tried getting a peek of her dress. All he knew was that Soni had altered the prom dress Claudia wore her senior year.

"Cal, get in bed. You'll see the dress later." Claudia yelled from his bed.

She was in one of his shirts and a pair of bright red Calvins. He took off his shirt and tossed them to the end of bed. He climbed in and laid next to her on his side.

Claudia laid her head on his arm, earning a groan from him.

“Sorry, did that hurt?” She asked, lifting her head off his arm.

“No, I’m just a little sore from last night.”

"What were you doing?"

"What I always do when I can't see you." He shrugged. It took him a second to realize how that sounded. He quickly added, "I worked out."

"Ah ha," she agreed skeptically.

She pushed him on his back and attached herself to his side. Her head on his chest while her arm hugged his stomach and one of her legs was wedged between his. She grabbed his hand and placed it on her head, so he could play with her hair until she fell asleep.

Calum woke up an hour into their nap. Claudia was still fast asleep at his side, so he decided to order lunch for them. Without much movement, because the slightest shift would wake her, he grabbed his phone to order their go-to orders from Sam Miguel's.

Claudia stirred, adjusting her grip on Calum. Her hips moving ever so slightly against his thigh. She let out a breathless moan. Her face scrunched up, her mouth slightly opened as another moan escaped her lips. Calum felt a wet spot forming where she was rubbing herself against his thigh.

Unsure what she was dreaming about, Calum decided to wake her.

"Claudia?" he gently shook her shoulder.

"Hi," she said into his chest. She kissed the tattoo on his stomach before she sat up and stretched. "Why'd you wake me?"

"You pulled a Petunia and dry humped my leg."

"I did no such thing."

"I'm sure your panties say otherwise." He smirked.

Claudia dropped her shoulders in defeat. "I thought it was just in my dream."

"What do you mean?" Calum asked her. He pulled her over so she straddled him.

"This is so embarrassing," she giggled to herself. She hid her face into his chest.

"Claudia, this is a judgment free place."

"I know," she sat herself back up and met his eyes. She toyed with his necklace before speaking again. "When you were playing with my hair, Ithoughtaboutridingyourfacethatresultedinasexydream."

"What? I didn't hear the last part." He had; he just wasn't sure she said what she said.

"I said I thought about riding your face that resulted in a sexy dream."

"How?"

"Since you're sore, I was gonna ask you if I could… you know… ride you. But it got me thinking how much I missed your mouth and stuff."

"Let's do it." Calum said too enthusiastically.

"Now?"

He nodded eagerly.

"I'm down to try it, but I wanna wear something sexy. I'm literally in your shirt and some boring panties."

"As much as I love all your lingerie, nothing gets me more turned on than seeing you in my clothes. You have so many options, and you choose one of my ratty t-shirts. I don't know, it makes me feel special."

"You really want me to ride your face, huh." She giggled. "Fine."

Claudia leaned down and captured his lips. They kissed until Calum got restless. She pulled away and made her way forward.

Claudia settled above his face, holding onto the headboard as he looked up at her from between your legs with the most loving eyes. He leaned upward, his tongue ghosting over her clothed core as he tapped the growing wet spot. She dipped her hips closer to his face, pressing her dripping core against him.

She didn't notice his fingers moved her panties out of the way, until he dipped his tongue into her.

Claudia moaned loudly, resting her head on her arm as she held onto the headboard. He brought one of his hands to her core and slipped his ring and middle finger in her. His other hand made her way to her breasts to play with her nipples.

Claudia threw her head back and moaned his name.

“That's my pretty girl,” he groaned lowly.

“Fuck, don’t stop, right there,” Claudia panted. She wiggled her hips on his face, riding his tongue as she came. He sucked her clit through her high, something he's never done before, making her a moaning mess.

“Holy shit, Cal,” she sighed breathlessly. She crab crawled back to straddle his lap.

“Told you Tumblr was right when they said I was the oral king.” He grinned proudly.

“Don't ruin Tumblr for me."

Calum ignored her comment and pulled her down for another kiss. In a matter of seconds, Claudia wanted him again.

“Someone’s ready for me,” he smirked as his thumb toyed with her clit.

"Shut up," she murmured against his lips.

Having enough of his teasing touches, she sat up and slipped off her shirt and panties. Calum pushed down his sweats. Claudia climbed back to his lap and stroked him. She missed having him on her hand, feeling how hard and heavy she was able to get him.

“Ready?” she asked.

He nodded eagerly.

She lined herself up and coated him with her arousal. She took a deep breath and slid down his length.

Calum moaned out, enjoying how tight she felt around him. His fingers digging into her hips. “Fuck,” he breathed, pressing his head back against the pillows as he tried to control his breathing. “You feel so fuckin’ good.”

"I know." Claudia smirked at him, placing her hands on his chest. She slowly rode him, until she found a comfortable pace for them.

“Fuck, Calum,” She moaned, rolling her hips against his as he began to meet her thrustsl. His hands went to her ass as he controlled the pace Claudia rode him.

“Fuck,” he groaned, “You’re beautiful.”

“Fuck, Calum, you feel so good,” she whimpered, resting herself on his chest as she lazily rode him. He pulled her lips in a rough kiss, halting his movements as he pulled away.

"Are you tired?" He asked.

"A little, but I wanna get us off." She said, trying her best not to yawn.

“Claudia, you’re practically falling asleep on my cock.” He said, twisting her soft curls. “We can do this another time.”

“But you didn’t cum.”

“It’s okay, you need your rest.”

He tried lifting her off him, but Claudia whined. “I wanna stay like this. I like you inside me, makes me feel complete.”

Calum pulled the bed’s duvet over them. He continued playing with Claudia's hair, until she dozed off. Soon after Calum matched her breathing and fell into a deep slumber, forgetting about the lunch he ordered for them.

***

They were running late. Mostly because of Claudia. She knew she was going to get it when she decided to wear only her lace teddy as she got ready and casually dropping her makeup brushes where Calum just happened to be looking. Neither were surprised when Claudia ended up on her knees with Calum in her mouth.

"Claudia fuck," Calum sighed, hearing her make choking sounds around his cock.

She pulled him out of her mouth and laid her tongue flat on the tip. Then she slowly swirled her tongue around it. Her nails dug into his thighs once she slipped him back in her mouth, taking him inch by inch.

"Claudia!" Calum moaned out as he came. Neither expecting him to cum so soon. Claudia kept going. She bobbed her head, swallowing every last drop of his release.

Claudia pushed back and smiled at Calum. "Crossing that off the list."

"What?" Calum asked. He was still hazy from getting his soul sucked.

"I always wanted to suck your dick while you're wearing a suit." She shrugged. She got up from where she was kneeling and tossed the pillow she used for her knees back on the bed.

"And you thought now of all times to do that."

"I felt bad that you didn't cum earlier, so I decided to make it up to you." She said as she touched up her lipstick.

"By first torturing me with lingerie?"

"Your dick got sucked, no?" she giggled. She straddled his lap and wrapped her arms around his shoulders. "How was it?"

"Best head I've ever had." He said truthfully.

"Really?" she asked shyly.

Before Calum could answer his phone rang.

"'Llo?" he answered.

"Where the fuck are you two?" Ashton yelled on the other side.

"We're on our way." Calum said, laying back in bed.

"You have fifteen minutes to get here or we're getting a new bass player."

***

Calum leaned against the railing of the VIP area and overlooked the main dance floor. Claudia had her arms around her cousin as they danced with Gaby and Claudia Sulewski. He chuckled to himself, remembering how his Claudia and Claudia Sulewski made him and Fineas take a picture of them recreating the meme of the two Spider-Men pointing at each other.

He finished off his drink and drummed the railing before going back to the bar to get a refill. He ordered another beer and a water bottle for Claudia. As he waited for the drinks two men approached the bar.

"Did you see how the dress hugged her ass? You just know she likes it from behind." One of them said to the other.

"Yeah, but the skinny one next to her was hot too. The one you said seems high maintenance."

Calum immediately felt disgusted hearing them talk. He looked over to the bartender that was supposedly fixing his drink; they were leaning against the bar talking with one of the servers that held an empty tray of food.

"There she comes," one of them said.

Calum looked forward to the giant mirror behind the alcohol shelves. The only person making their way to the bar was Claudia. He got up from his seat and went to her.

"Hey!" She said linking her arm around his elbow. She looked up at him and her smile dropped. "What's wrong?"

"Those fucking shitheads were talking about you." He mumbled.

"Oh them?" she subtly gestured to men at the bar that ogled her in plain sight. "Yeah they went up to me and la Güera when we were dancing, but we shooed them away. They're so creepy. Before they approached us, they just stared. Like what do they get out of that?"

"I can get security. They don't have the passes from management or the other executives. They're probably just influencers." He suggested.

"Nah," She waved him off.

Hand in hand they went back to the VIP area. Claudia went over to her cousin and the other girls. Vanessa, Claudia's cousin la Güera, is a YouTuber. Her and her best friend, Paulina, mostly run a makeup and beauty channel.

Claudia doesn't watch her channel mainly because of Paulina. Since their freshman year of high school, they have had an underlying rivalry. They were in the same group. Paulina was even there at the baby shower a few weeks ago when Claudia dropped the bomb that Paco cheated on her. Actually she was the one that he hooked up with when he cheated, but that was a topic for another day.

The pair of cousins weren't expecting to see each other at tonight's party. Vanessa wasn't at the baby shower, so she didn't know that Claudia was dating Calum Hood. When she showed up thanks to one of her sponsors that invited her to the party, she was pleasantly surprised to see her there.

When Vanessa told Claudia that Paulina wasn't with her, Claudia nearly did a backflip out of excitement. She even asked Calum if she could bring her to the VIP area where they were.

The evening wore on. Calum was ushered away to greet important people from the band's label. Every so often he would look over to Claudia making sure the creepy men didn’t get near her. As he made way back to the VIP area he got a text from Danny asking if he was with Claudia. He turned on his heel and went to the lobby where the music wasn't too loud to call him.

"Hey," Danny answered after the second ring.

"What's up?" Calum said. He didn't know how he should talk to Danny since he and Claudia aren't on speaking terms after their fallout at his baby shower. The last thing he wanted to get in the middle of a fight with Danny and Claudia. From what Junior said, it was a place he would rather not be.

"Mede is in labor." He said frantically.

"Wha— how? Claudia said she's not due until late April."

"Her parents came over. Shit happened and now we're at the hospital."

"Fuck." Calum scratched his head. "Which hospital are you at?"

"UCLA Medical Center."

"We'll be there in a bit."

"No, it's fine. It’s your album party. I just wanted you to tell Claudia.”

“No, we’ll be there." Calum said. By the tone, there was no way for Danny to disagree with him.

Calum hung up and seconds later he spotted Claudia coming from the entrance of the venue. Her ever present smile grew ten times more upon meeting Calum's gaze. She linked her elbow with his and pulled him back to the party.

"Hey, la Güera just left. You won't believe what she told me. Like I kinda expected it, but still I'm surprised. Of all people, she's—"

"Mede is in labor." Calum said, cutting her off.

"What!"

***

Claudia was slipping on her Vans when Calum pulled up to the hospital. She was pretty sure she left them there a few weeks ago when Calum took her to an outdoor movie that resulted in them having sex in the backseat.

She ran to Danny once they went to the maternity ward. With him still sitting, she wrapped her arms around his shoulders.

"How are they?" She asked him.

Immediately Danny broke into a sob. He clung to her as he cried into her stomach.

"I'm so fucking sorry, Claudia." He whispered. "I'm sorry for not protecting you, for being a shitty brother and for everything Paco said.

Claudia gently pushed him away, so she could sit next to him. She held his hands in hers, gently rubbing his knuckles with her thumbs like their mom would when they would cry. "Danny, I don't care about that. It's in the past. Right now we have to focus on Mede and the baby." She said softly. "How are they?"

"I don't know. When Deacon Pepe and Marcela showed up at our place, Mede almost had an anxiety attack." Danny took a deep breath before continuing. "We ordered take out and Marcela made a comment about Mede's eating habits and how spicy food isn't good for the baby. She got mad and then they argued. Mede fainted causing her water to break. Right now they're trying to stabilize her, so they can induce labor."

"Fuck," Calum mumbled. The twins looked up at him, earning a look from Claudia. He leaned over to Claudia. "Sorry. I'm gonna get a hoodie from the car." She nodded and pulled him for a quick peck.

"Have you called mom and dad?" She asked him.

"Yeah," he nodded. "They're on their way. Junior and Marlene too."

"¿Y Paco?"

"What about him?"

"Have you called him?"

"No. We haven't talked in weeks." He confessed. "A few days after the baby shower we got into an argument. He said he didn't cheat."

"He didn't." Claudia said. Danny looked at her like she grew three heads. She dropped her shoulders. "Him y la Güera are talking. I ran into her earlier at the party. Anyways she told me everything. Paulina lied. She said that she tried a few times to get at him, but she never succeeded."

"You believe it?" He asked her quietly.

"Weirdly enough, I do."

They stayed quiet. Danny curled up on the small couch and rested his head on her lap. She noticed his eyes get heavy when she started to play with his hair. She took off Calum's jacket and draped it over him like a blanket.

"Daniel Santos?" A doctor announced minutes later.

Danny sat up when he heard his name. "That's me."

He was shrugging off Calum's jacket as Medelyn's mom went up to the doctor, bombarding them with questions.

"I'm sorry, I need to speak with the baby's father." the doctor told her.

"That's my daughter!" She yelled at the doctor.

"Doña Marcela, estamos en un hospital no en un pinche mercado donde puede andar con su gritadera." Claudia snapped at her.

Medelyn's mom gave her once over and went back to her husband. Medelyn's mom angrily watched Danny talk to the doctor.

"Who's the lady glaring at Danny?" Calum asked, walking to Claudia and handing her a pink tie dye hoodie.

"Mede's mom, you missed the scene she tried to cause." She said slipping on the hoodie. She pulled up to her nose and smiled at him. "Smells like you."

"I practically doused it in my cologne and slept with it every night while I was in the UK." He said, pulling her close.

Claudia draped her legs over his thighs and curled up at his chest. She watched Danny talk to Medelyn's parents. She assumed he was just repeating what the doctor told him. Then he made his way to Claudia and Calum.

"What happened?" Claudia asked him.

"They stabilized her and the baby and are getting her ready for a c-section." He told her. He pulled out his phone and checked the time. "I have to go in now. In two hours tops you're going to have another nephew."

"Can't wait. Hopefully the baby isn't ugly like you." Claudia teased.

"Just wait until you two have kids. I just hope they get Cal's looks."

"You think I'm attractive?" Calum smiled proudly.

"I mean you're not bad looking."

***

Claudia dozed off while her and Calum waited for her parents. Remembering that he had to post something about the album he posted a series of pictures that were taken during the time the album was recorded. In the middle of the pictures he slipped one of him and Claudia FaceTiming while he was in the UK but tagged her podcast account. The last slide of the post was a video of him, Mali and Claudia's brothers taking shots on Thanksgiving. He captioned the post saying that he was very excited for CALM to be out.

Almost an hour later Danny came out from the delivery room. Calum sat up straighter and nudged Claudia awake. He caught her when she rolled off the seats before face planting on the ground. He turned around and saw Medelyn's mom approach them.

"They're both okay. The procedure went well. They're just checking Sebastian since he was born three weeks early, but they're good."

"Can we go see Medelyn?" asked Medelyn's mom.

"Yeah, two people at a time." Danny said. He turned to Claudia and Calum. "I'll take them then you two."

"Yeah, we'll wait." Claudia said.

They went back to their seats. About half an hour later, Calum heard Diego and Soni's voices echo through the hallway. Seconds later they emerged with Junior tailing behind them.

"¿Ya nació?" Soni asked them.

"Yeah, Mede's parents are with them." Claudia nodded.

"Mi'ja, baja los pies." Soni scolded, pushing Claudia's feet off the seats and sitting next to her. She looked over to her. "Es el vestido?"

"Yes." She nodded excitedly. She stood up, slipping off the hoodie she showed off the dress."Mira."

Ever since Claudia was little, Soni always altered her and hemmed her clothes. Mostly her jeans since she was tall for the 'regular' length but shorter than the 'long' length. Occasionally she'd make Claudia a dress for Christmas, but nothing like her prom dress.

When her and Calum went down to San Diego for the baby shower, she was going to dress shopping at some thrift shops in HillCrest for a dress for the album party. She told her mom that she wanted to wear the same color as her prom dress, and Soni convinced her not to because she was going to fix her prom dress. Claudia still didn’t know how she did it, but she loved her dress. It used to be a strapless trumpet dress with a lace cover around the shoulders. Soni added thin straps, managed to remove all the lace and the back part of the dress, therefore making it backless. What really was the cherry on top for Claudia was that Soni added a slit to the down mid thigh.

"Yo supe que se te iba ver bonito." Soni said, admiring how it looked on her daughter.

While Claudia showed her mom pictures of the party, Calum joined Diego and Junior.

"I'm gonna go check in at the hotel, so Marlene and the kids can rest." Junior told his dad.

"You guys can stay with me. I have a few guest rooms at my house." Calum offered. "There's enough for everyone."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, there's a room for you and Marlene then one for the kids." Calum nodded. He turned to Diego. "Even one for you and Soni."

"And one room for Claudia, right?"

***

Calum opened and closed the refrigerator, still not believing it was fully stocked. When he left for Europe it was empty, save for some frozen foods and drinks. He knew it was Claudia's doing. It would explain what she was doing when she came over the day before. Other than sending Calum to an early grave, by sending him pictures of herself in lingerie and videos touching herself on his bed.

He turned on his heel and went back to his room. He found Claudia staring at her phone. Her face was unreadable.

"Everything alright?" He asked when he sat next to her.

"Yeah, I just got an email from UCLA and I'm too scared to see if I got rejected from their graduate program." She handed him her phone. "Read it for me?"

"Yeah."

Claudia crawled onto his lap and watched as her phone loaded the email.

"Your wifi sucks." Claudia mumbled as two minutes went by.

"Shut up." He mumbled.

Then the email loaded. Claudia hid herself into his chest and waited for Calum to read the email. She felt his hand wrap around his waist as he gently rubbed her back.

He stopped rubbing and pulled her away from his chest. He had the biggest grin on his face.

"I'm so fucking proud of you." He simply said.

"I got in? Are you sure? Maybe you—"

"Nope," he cut her off. "You got in."

"Oh my god!" She squealed, wrapping her arms around him.

After applying three separate times, her senior year, when she transferred and now for grad school, Claudia finally got accepted to her dream school.

Claudia pulled Calum into a kiss. In a matter of minutes, they got needy for each other. Without breaking their kiss, Calum gently pushed Claudia on the mattress and with his cock, he showed her how proud he was that she got into her dream school, three times over.

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tellywoodtrash · 7 years

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lo shuru sanskaari music. 🙄🙄🙄

never getting over the “fuck me” bedroom eyes they’re giving each other. 😏😏😏

gauri feeding shaktiiii cake. gosh, what even do you call it when you start shipping a new parental figure for a character? there are no words in fandom culture for all the dynamics this show makes me ship!!!! 😫😫😫

... such unnecessary tension. just eat the damn cake, omkara. 😒😒😒

shivika giving each other “kuch karnaaa padegaaaa” looks 🙃🙃🙃

yes plz, turn for you to play shipper now. yell at omkara alternately till he fucking fixes this ish. 😒😒😒

shaktiji is practically glowing from all the #shivika shipping. happiness is a good look on him. 😊😊😊

who’da thunk that i’d eventually be rooting for shakti as the good parent? in any case, he did less damage than pinky, so there’s that. 😕😕😕

god i hate this stupid “abhi tak shaadi nahi hui hai, toh door raho” nonsense in remarriage tracks. they were living together for more than six months. they could have been having crazy monkey sex in that time for all you know. bloody nonsense. 😑😑😑

i am happy that anika looks just as dismayed as shivaay at this development. 😌😌😌

LMAO RUDRA, HAATH KO AAYA PAR MOOH NA LAGA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the dubbing of this damn scene... 😐😐😐

ohhhhhhhh great. pinky’s here to fuck up the happy. 😒😒😒

omkara’s instant bitch face. love itttttttt. 😆😆😆

nope. shakti is firmly #teamShivika. SHAKTIJI OUT!!!!!!!!! 😙😙😙

i think omki took that “8 baje kamre ka darwaaza bandh” instruction from rudra a little too seriously. he looks mad at shivaay for making him leave this late at night. 😋😋😋

honestly #me. don’t you make me leave my bed/room after 8 pm. you won’t like my grumpy ass. 😒😒😒

OMG YES THEY BROUGHT UP THE “ROTE HUE AAYEGA MERE PAAS” DIALOGUE!!! WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR ITTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭

omki’s excitement and glee at shivaay’s happiness. oh my heart. my boys. my beautiful boysssssss. 😭😭😭

4 LIONS MEN GOING FROM GROWLY ASSHOLES TO SOFT PUSSYCATS WHO ARE SO HAPPY TO BE IN LOVE IS MY ULTIMATE FAVE THING EVER OK *weeps* 😭😭😭😭😭

saansein ruk jaati hai was anika’s thing. and di’s thing to arnav. not omki’s to shivaay’s. 😕😕😕

I LOVE HOW SHIVAAY MADE OM COME SEE HIM IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT JUST SO HE CAN GEEK OUT ABOUT BEING IN LOVE AND HOW BEAUTIFUL HIS GIRL IS 😚😚😚😚

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

“sabse pehle main tujhse bataane aa gaya” BECAUSE HE’S YOUR PERSONNNNNNN. 💖💖💖

awwww man, i’m just so happy and weepy from all the feeelz. 😭😭😭😭

lol omki yelling at him for telling HIM first instead of anika. 😊😊😊

“i think i need a hug. i think we both need a hug.”

HAWWWWWWWW WITHOUT RUDRA?????? 😯😯😯

THIS HUG THO. MY BOYS. MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BOYS. OMKI SO HAPPY, HE’S A BLURRRRRRRR. 😅😅😅

“subah subah shivaay singh oberoi pakode tal raha hai?”

a sentence i never thought i’d hear. also, probably a real headline in the newspapers of this show’s universe, knowing the press and the way they act in this show. 😒😒😒

ANIKA AGREES WITH ME ABOUT THE NEWS THING 😧😧😧

anika’s about to lose it at him for using the wrong type of oil. 😆😆😆

(god, she’s so me, it hurts. i too am very specific about shit like this. 😕😕😕)

“aap na bohutttttttt cute ho.”

not in that ugly ass shirt and white jeetendra pants from the 80′s he’s not. 🙄🙄🙄

ALSO, NO YOU!!!!!!!!!! GOD MY GIRL LOOKS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD TODAY. 😍😍😍😍

billu hates being called “cute”. he wants to be called “HOT”, does he? 😏😏😏

OMG HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯😂😂😂

lol his innocent “haan dadi????? 😇😇😇”

snort. idiot. he’s doing ONE ARM DISTANCE like we used to do in schoooooool, for assemblies. 🤣🤣🤣

wait, so they’re still in the same room at night? so, what does this “do foot” nonsense even matter??????? 😑😑😑

“DADI KO MAT BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!” “DO FOOT, MY FOOT!”

oh billu. you’re incorrigible. 😝😝😝

also, um hello, YOUR PAKODE?!!?!?! 😯😯😯😯

incoming takaraaana in 3... 2... 1....

EEEEEEEEE HE PULLED HER IN CLOSER EEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍

ohhhhhh you twoooooo awkward babiesssss. 😌😌😌

YES, SHIVIKA SHIPPING RIKARA!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁

anika helpfully informing shivaay of gauri’s “atrangi ideas” 😊😊😊

anika’s excited squeals oh my hearttttttt what a fucking cutie!!! 💖💖💖

“ab jab hum nahi lad rahein, toh jo humari jagah khaali hai kisi ko toh bharni padegi.”

this damn family thrives on conflict and chaos. check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, idiots. 😐😐😐😐

YAS, MISSION RIKARA IS A-GO!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

what the fuck is a “shaadi ka bowl”? 🤔🤔🤔

what’s this 90′s bollywood type theme music. 😒😒😒

pfffffffft rudra. you’re soooooo lame. 🙄🙄🙄

HA! i like how she gave it back to him! “public police ko nahi bachaati. police public ko bachaati hai.” 😎😎😎

ok romance is getting tooo icky with the staring. also i haaate their music. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄

gauri approves of shivaay’s olive oil waale pakode. at least someone does. 😋😋😋

meanwhile anika here is working on om. yaaaaaas, i am loving this division of labour. MY BROTPSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! 😘😘😘

shivaay feeding gauri pakode apne haath se. LIKE HE DOES HIS BABY BOY RUDRA. i am actually fucking crying. 😭😭😭😭😭

oh boy anika omki ko faraq ka jaap pada rahi hai. 😐😐😐

OMG SHIVAAY BAAT BANA RAHE HO YA BIGAAD RAHE HO 😯😯😯

but fully loving how he’s trash talking his own brother for bulbullllllllllllll behnaaaaaaa 😚😚😚

OH MY GOD SHE’S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT EVEN IS HER FAAAAAACE 😍😍😍

meanwhile anika toh is going to town on omki with reverse psychology. behen, sambhaal ke. bante bante baat ke upar apni bulldozer mat chalaiyo. 😣😣😣

OMFG HIS FACE AT “DER HO CHUKI HAI” AND “MOVE ON”. YES!!!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

“ab gauri ko main pasand nahi hoon???? 😟😟😟”

THE FEAR. I AM LOVING IT. I AM LOVINGGGGG ITTTTT. 😆😆😆

“agar woh tumhare paas aaye toh mooh pher lo. pher lena!!!! achcha ab yahaan phero, sun toh lo.”

omfg shivaaaaaaaay. lmaooooooo i love these two togetherrrrr. 🤣🤣🤣

ok kids, time to pick a team in the replies: are you #TeamAniKara or #TeamShivRi

you guys know my team already. bade bhaiyya and bulbul have my fuckinggggg heart. 😍😍😍😍

“ab gauri om se door bhaagegi.” “aur om gauri ke peeche peeche!” “aur hum?”

tum dono ab make out karoge. 😌😌😌

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* 😍😍😍😍😍

oufffffo dadiiiiiiii yaaaaaaar. 😣😣😣

LMAO “pehle toh nahi tha puttar, lekin teri harkatein dekh kar...” dadi let the boy liveeeeeee lollllllll 😆😆😆

you guys i can’t tell you how hella glad that i am that anika is just as frustrated as billu. it just warms my hearttttt that she’s as into it as he is. 😌😌😌

oh my heartttt, omkiiiii. look at his faaaace. and how he’s nervously adjusting his shirt and vest before approaching her. 😭😭😭

‘please still love me!’

oh boy, not the best voices to have in your head guiding you. honestly, why would you take advice from a couple who haven’t even been properly together for 24 hours yet!!?!?! 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhh boy omki is going to be asad (from QH) ka sequel, with the “woh actually, main...”s. 😬😬😬

HIS PANIC AT “SAB KHATAM HO GAYA HAI”!!!!!!! HER ADORABLE FAKE GUSSA! HIS DARRRA HUA FACE! I LOVE IT ALL OMG

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no. these fucking idiots. they underestimated omki. 😟😟😟😬😬😬

OK LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT TEJVILANA. FWDING.

will i ever stop sighing happily over these two and their cuteeeee???? 😭😭😭😍😍😍😚😚😚

hahahahahaha shivaay dropping the stuff and fumbling picking it up . what an idiottttt. 🤣🤣🤣

oh boy why does dadi have rope?!!?!?! 😬😬😬

what a cutieeeeeeeee 😍😍😍

OMFG OMKI DHOKEBAAZ 😧😧😧

omggggg hahahahah shivaay singing “jahaan main jaata hoon wahin chali aati hai” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lo rudra ki bhi entry. loving the casual way shivaay and he exchanged rock on 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 gestures as greetings.

“rudy, pata hai, shivaay rangay-haathon pakda gaya!” “bhaiyya yeh koi holi khelne ka time hai kya?”

snortttttt, idiot. 😂😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhh boyyyyy. omkiiiiii. tu toh puraaaaara paaapi nikla. 😫😫😫

bulbul doing taubaaaa gestures at “patne - pataane ki baatein” hahaha 😆😆😆

lol anika getting mad at shivaay for being an idiotttttt. 😂😂😂

ouff againnnn tejvilana nonsense. fwding. ��🙄🙄

lo, omkara has taken the ramayan parallels from the initial promos a little too seriously and drawn a literal lakshman rekhaaaaaa. 😐😐😐

ladki waale kaun ladke waale kaun waala confusion.

lmao smart singh oberoi has very cleverly declared himself a ladki waala and stepped rightttt over the loc lololol 😂😂😂

DEVAR SQUAD ARE LADKI WAALE. *weeping* 😭😭😭

BEHNEIN BADE BHAIYYA KI TARAF SE. 😚😚😚

AND SHAKTIJI IS LADKI WAALE. FROM “BETI” KE SIDE. *weeps 5ever* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pffft tumhaaare dad aur mom haiiii kahaaan? have you even bothered calling them for the last 2 weeks? 😒😒😒

ugh fuck off pinky. no one invited you. 😤😤😤

maaaaaaaaaan, what even is this jhanvi plot?

who dat on the bike? um... kinda looks like gauri ka woh “apun ki sister” waala bhaiyya? 😕😕😕

OMFG IT IS HIM. WHUT? 😯😯😯

HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN IS THIS JHANVI/DANDIIII TEAM UP??? 😟😟😟

ok idek why i’m watching this nonsense. oh wait. i do, for this face:

who the fuck told these people that south indians start every sentence with “aiyyo”????? 😒😒😒

like idk about other south indian states, but elders always admonish me if i say “aiyyo” too much - it’s a thing you say in distress and it’s believed saying it over and over kinda invites negativity into your life. 😐😐😐

THEY’RE TAMILIANS AND THAT’S A MALAYALAM NEWSPAPER. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN OMGGGGGGGGG. 😧😧😧😟😟😟

ALSO THE TITLE OF THE NEWSPAPER IS JUST A BUNCHA RANDOM MALAYALAM LETTERS THROWN TOGETHER????? THE FUCK. 😣😣😣😣

dandiiiiiii is under the influence of dosas and thinks kaveri/peter are legit. don’t blame him, whatever said and done, those dosas did look damn good. 😌😌

also, i hate the way north indians pronounce “dosa” - it’s tho-sha/tho-sa, not dosa with a hard D. 😒😒😒

OH THANK GOD. DANDI CAN TELL MALAYALAM AND TAMIL APART. HALLELUJAH. ALREADY LIKE HIM MORE. 😐😐😐

jhanvi is like yep, that kinda ignorant ass north indian bs sound like tej/svetlana for sure. 😒😒😒

didn’t even get what the precap was about really. some murti, some shiv-parvati sanjog, and everyone shocked at shivaay’s possesiveness re: khanna. ok???????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

hopefully om-gauri get a little trip outta this hellhole to go get this murtiiiii? 😊😊😊

#ishqbaaz #ishqbaaaz #ib episode liveblogs #episode liveblogs #290817 ib lb

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fate-motif · 7 years

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Hi, since your tag said u wanted to talk about it: what did you think of the new gems? Did you like the new eps? I thought they were pretty good myself and I like these new misfit gems. Lion/Lars is pretty interesting :)

i’m going to try filtering as much profanity out of this as possible because i’m pretty sure it would make up half of my review

yes, i loved the new episodes. we have been waiting for at least two seasons to see homeworld and what little we saw was really cool, and we will definitely see more in the future

i loved all the new gems

i loved that little bitch aquamarine in that love-to-hate way, as in ‘i can’t wait when the off-colors kick her smug little ass’

i love topaz and i hope she’s okay, both of her, and i hope that when the time comes and they come back to homeworld, they come back for her and show her the new world where she can be happy.

THE ZIRCONS. OH MAN. THEY TOOK THE CAKE. HOLY SHIT. on one side. i’m kind of touched that homeworld still has lawyers, you’d think in an autocracy they’d have already gotten rid of the legal system, but apparently not. anyway, blue zircon was a huge badass, like, the guts to accuse your BOSSES, YOUR QUEENS, YOUR GODDESSES, ESSENTIALLY, OF TREASON AND ASSASSINATION. holy shit. kudos, seriously. i’m so afraid for her and i hope she’s okay. as for yellow zircon, yeah, she’s a bitch, but i kind of felt bad that she got poofed for being in the wrong place at the wrong time and i hope she’s okayish too?

the off-colors, man. i love them all. at first their designs from the leaks made me apprehensive, but rutile. they’re so sweet and good, both of them, i want to protect them. rhodonite, oh my god. they are so nervous, i wonder if she just. shows how nervous they are for each other. fluorite is amazing, so good and kind and i love how she can actually balance out five minds and make them one? and that one mind is so nice? and padpardascha - what a sweetheart oh my god. i love them all - they’ve gone through hell but are still good inside deep down and they’re so welcoming of lars and steven even though they almost got them killed, and they chose to protect lars instead of getting to safety oh come on I LOVE THEM

lars, dude. oh my god. like, i always knew lars could be Something. he was one of the first SU characters who was genuinely a dick, even if he was a kid and sort of had a reason-ish to be a dick. i mean, that he was insecure and lonely and sad, and that his layers still needed some breaking through. i was pretty disappointed, though, that instead of lars’ meanness getting lower, even gradually, across episodes, it was always at this high and no wonder people disliked him if he could never even change a little from a lesson. but i still felt some hope for him.

not that. i could have expected what happened.

i mean, yeah, i called his death. from the promo. and i called that he was going to come back to life or be healed from the brink of death, the usual disney death. i just. i didn’t predict that he would go the complete 180 degrees and sacrifice himself for strangers as well as steven, swallow back his fears and go out with a bang. and i couldn’t predict how hard that hit me because i kept thinking, ah, this guy, he has potential, for an entire season, AND THEN HE DIED. AS A KID. AS A TEENAGER. IT HIT HARD.

as for lion!lars, the implications of the whole thing are freaking me out.

he hasn’t eaten for days and was flung violently against a wall of rock and he’s fine. i should be glad. we don’t know how old lion is, we don’t know if he died around the same time jamie’s ancestor caught rose with the lion pride, so for all we know he’s somewhat younger that steven and is unusually old for his species but will someday die of old age, alright. but i’m feeling that we’re getting hints of future immortality for lars and…oh man. lars is already a socially anxious, depressed wreck. immortality. that’s. that’s huge and terrifying.

not just immortality. something that kind of bothers me is that he’s pink - not for compulsive gender binary stereotypes or anything, but it’s that rose’s magic left a permanent mark on him. he’ll never be able to separate that from steven and particularly rose’s magic. like, it’s fine on a lion that he’s got the Rose Quartz Pink™ brand, nbd, but for someone with self-image issues like lars, it’s going to be hard to look at himself in the mirror and try to pry off his identity from the magic that brought him back

speaking of unhealthy association with rose quartz, that pose. you know that pose he made. when steven had to go through his hair portal. that knight pose. i got chills, i got flashbacks to “do it for him”, to all the knight-and-liege symbolism with steven and connie and kind of got scared because steven himself says he doesn’t want people taking the fall for him anymore, or sacrificing themselves for him, and lars did that, although arguably it was moe that he died for the off-colors, which is a fine way to go out. i just. i hope it was a momentary thing. i hope that lars doesn’t end up end up doing something stupid to save steven, nothing more than usual, I JUST. THE PARALLELS SCARED ME.

and let’s talk about lars’ guilt, man. he died. he died, as a kid, he got brought back to life, and obviously he had a ton of regrets. the way he treated people. he was given so many chances to change and didn’t because change was terrifying and unusual and now he genuinely believes he should take the fall the others now and deserves this because he didn’t appreciate his life enough. wow. that’s. that’s a hard thing to live with. also i kinda feel him given that i have a near perfect life in a sea of chaos that is modern existence and yet i’m still a piece of shit to myself and everyone around me and feel like i should be loving my life and be making more of an effort heyyyyy *finger guns* but nvm that’s not important

so i’m glad that lars finally, finally delivered as a character in context of the story, i do believe everyone in a story has a purpose and should play it perfectly, even if it is to be a jerk, but i knew lars had more than that in him and i’m glad he’s going to have some heavy stories in the future for him, and i hope it doesn’t put him through hell so much. i only hope a couple of the other human characters that are weaker - ronaldo, peedee, etc. - end up taking a role in the bigger plot of the story and adding their own valuable contributions to it since they clearly paid back our lars screentime and could do just as well with the other human characters

anyways, the implications of this special were huge, i am so hoping that next time we come back we pick up straight where we left off because after a whole frikkin year of mediocre filler episodes, i want some action and i want the truth. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

#su spoilers #su #fandom

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Pop Team Epic: Second Season

By Bkub Okawa. Released in Japan by Takeshobo, serialized in the magazine Manga Life Win. Released in North America by Vertical Comics. Translated by Yota Okutani and Maya Rosewood.

It’s hard to get all the humor at the start of the second volume of Pop Team Epic without all the buildup that came with it. Pop Team Epic, the manga, was pretend cancelled, and the author was going to start a new work in the magazine called Hoshiiro Girldrop. There were even some promos for it. Then we get the chapter you see in this volume, and, well, surprise! (It wasn’t much of a surprise – everyone expected something fishy.) Now, of course, we not only have the anime using the series for its previews, but there’s also doujinshi anthology books with other artists writing genuine Girldrop stories. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was an OAV at some point (well, yes I would, no one does OAVs anymore). With all that said, Girldrop is just the opening gag here, and the rest of the volume gives the reader what they want – more of Popuko and Pipimi.

Fans of the anime will be pleased to know that they will still recognize quite a few gags, although a lot less than the first volume. The Undertale stretching head gag is here (in fact, a lot of the video game stuff is seen here) as well as Popuko ordering latte art. For the most part, though, these gags were left out, and so the reader can enjoy them in their original environment. There aren’t a lot of gut-busters, but Pop Team Epic doesn’t really go for gut-busting humor. It’s a nerd manga that revels in its nerdness even as it tears down nerds gleefully, knowing that having its cake and eating it too is part of the reader appeal. And for those who look for that sort of thing, there are again one or two strips that imply that Popuko and Pipimi really like each other, though this is never going to be a comic that will commit to yuri in any way that isn’t present for a gag. I am also very fond of the “Holy shit, you’ve ruined it, like everything you do” strip, which definitely falls in the category of “too real”.

Towards the end of the volume, it’s become clear that the anime had been greenlit, and so we get a number of strips making fun of that fact. There is another “fake cancellation”, which also didn’t stick (I suspect Vol. 3, when it comes out, will be called “third season”. There’s also some mocking of the fact that Popuko and Pipimi aren’t cute or moe enough for the anime market, and are being replaced with more “natural” moeblobs – the anime did actually mock this, with the hegemony scenes at the end, showing off the yuri schoolgirl series that PTE is never going to be. And so Popuko and Pipimi, shunned by their own production companies and publisher, end the manga in a literal cage, making one last joke about bad ratings before the end. I have no idea how good the ratings were in Japan, but PTE definitely became a bigger phenomenon, both in Japan and the West. How will a third volume deal with the fame? God knows, but for now please enjoy more of this shitty manga.

By: Sean Gaffney

#Anime #News #Manga Bookshelf

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unicornninjabitch · 7 years

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1-64 + 65: If you were a dog, which race would you be?

Answers under the cut cause im not always the worst

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

~Yeah it gets weird late at night

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

~Emma Roberts, idk why i just dont trust her

4. What is your favorite word?

~Stupendous

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

~I’d wanna be a fruit tree

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

~Ew

7. What shirt are you wearing?

~A grey tshirt with a picture of a forest ig

8. What do you label yourself as?

~A Mess (jk trans man, pansexual)

9. Bright room or dark room?

~Dark room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

~Fucking around on photoshop

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

~You think i remember my childhood?? lol nah that shits repressed, but summer of sophmore year was fun

12. Who told you they loved you last?

~My best friend (@kwilmusic)

13. Your worst enemy?

~I dont really have an enemy so i guess myself (WowzA AlEX thatS sOo eDgy)

14. What is your current desktop picture?

~A collage thing I made myself

15. Do you like someone?

~Yeah I think so

16. The last song you listened to?

~Two Coffins by Against Me!

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

~Trump (fuucck him)

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

~Trump (fuuck him)

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

~I dont think I’d have one i dont like people doing stuff for me, so pass

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

~uuh probably nothing

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

~tbh id probably look like my brother and I have no idea whatd i do

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

~I dont think so

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

~ I’m terrified of Tazz from Looney Toons (i hope I understood that question right)

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

~Grilled cheese with chicken (so many kinds of cheese and chicken it makes sense!)

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

~Im buying food and clothes probably

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

~Assuming I have a passport and shit I’d go to Australia I think

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

~I think Four Locos and I’ll thank that angel for all eternity

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

~Probably just dont be a dick cause thats the basis of all rules really

29. What is your favorite expletive?

~Fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

~Probably my laptop even though thats the lame boring answer but oops

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

~5th grade, bye

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

~Can I just wander Earth until my dying day?? cause i pick that

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

~My grandma

34. What was your last dream about?

~I forget but I remember finger guns and puns

35. Are you a good….boy? (he said put it with 65 but im not gonna)

~do i put the jokey kink answer or just say i hate you?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

~Yeah

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

~Yeah

38. What is the color of your socks?

~Currently not wearing socks

39. What type of music do you like?

~Tbh I kinda like everything (again sorry for the lame answer)

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

~Sunset

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

~Cookies and Cream

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

~None I dont watch football

43. Do you have any scars?

~Yeah

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

~I want to be a child and adolescent therapist

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

~Physically- I’d probably be taller, Personality- I’d wanna be less self-critical

46. Are you reliable?

~Yeah I think so

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

~Are you okay?

48. Do you hold grudges?

~Yes and I can hold a grudge for a really long time

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

~A mouse and a lizard to make a tiny fuzzy lizard

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

~ I cant hink of anything rn but im sure theres been some funny things

51. Are you a good liar?

~Yeah I can be

52. How long could you go without talking?

~Verbally- probably a few days, To anybody- probably a day or 2

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

~When my hair was long and I did nothing with it

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

~Yeah

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

~Not really, a couple phrases but they usually die and aren’t good

56. What do you like on your toast?

~Butter or nutella

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

~I drew a sketch of buildings/apartment for some characters (shameless promo @alexandjoonhavekids)

58. What would be you dream car?

~I dont really have one and i dont drive soo

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

~Yeah I sing in the shower, dance, think about characters and shit

60. Do you believe in aliens?

~Yeah

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

~Not often but I do sometimes

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

~Dragons

64. What do you think about babies?

~They’re cool i like babies

65. Freebie! If you were a dog, which race would you be?

~I wanna be a corgi

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notyetjaded1 · 7 years

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1-64 please

lol so witty xp but thank you for these! :p

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

I mean, yeah. Sometimes I doubt my own existence, tbh. How are we real, what defines reality, etc. etc. etc.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

A...2? Maybe? I love the dark, but there are legitimate things to be afraid of in the dark. You can’t see potential attacks as well in the cloak of darkness, everything we’ve been conditioned to think be afraid of (..rape, etc.). Plus, obviously, horror movies and whatnot have instilled an anxiety about “monsters” lurking there. But also, the night is beautiful and calming and cool - there’s the moon and stars lights shine that much brighter...

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Government officials? Barney? Big Bird? Freddy??

4. What is your favorite word?

Fuck. Astral. Loquacious. Stellar. Absurd.

I just really love a lot of words, tbh.

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

Deku tree!

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

Eeeeeewwwww.

7. What shirt are you wearing?

Black button down! Super simple!

8. What do you label yourself as?

Very, very queer.

9. Bright room or dark room?

Bright room, dark furniture. (I did the black room thing, it made it quite hard to see, tbh.)

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping!

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

...21? Maybe? Sure?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

My mom!

13. Your worst enemy?

Myself.

14. What is your current desktop picture?

Self-promo time, but it’s literally just my YouTube logo??

15. Do you like someone?

Many people!

16. The last song you listened to?

“Fake Happy” - Paramore

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Do I really have to pick just one person?? lol

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Oooooh boy.........

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

;) anyone who’s consenting ;p

lol

no, i don’t know? I like doings for myself, to be honest. And if someone is helping me with something I’m asking of them, I want them to want to or to actually have the capacity to freely say yes or no. So the idea of a slave even for a day isn’t too appealing.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

...forearms? Maybe?

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

BRO I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT because when I think about myself in my head, I kind of imagine myself as a dude that looks a lot like Ville Valo/Gerard Way/...Cyr kind of mix? Id hardcore spend a lot of the day just jacking off, let’s be real. But also just existing because yesssss at last.

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

Nope, 100% talentless!

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

Don’t know about unique? But animals. And people in full body costumes like fur suits?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

No thanks.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Yay! I don’t! It goes into the bank! soicansaveupforthestuffthatiactuallyneed/wantthatcostsmorethan100dollars

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

England. Tbh, Brighton looks fucking lovely.

The sweetest wine, ever, but also horribly cheap because so am I: Bartenura Moscato

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Be kind to yourself and each other.

29. What is your favorite expletive?

FUCK.

Oh, computer/hard drives, definitely.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

...part of me doesn’t want to erase anything because it’s all contributed to where I am currently in life....? I do better with bad experiences than the possibility of the unknown.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

FUCK YES, UK, I AM COMING FOR YOU.

Uhhhh. Someone who didn’t want to die - who died before their time and requests to be brought back...I don’t want to bring life to someone who doesn’t want it.

34. What was your last dream about?

Oh. I had some dream last night and I can’t remember what it was but I think it involved Arin Hanson? And I wish I remembered it because he’s a fucking A+ gem.

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

Human? Naaaah.

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Not...that I recall? I think I went to the ER when I was about 6 with a head injury from a hockey puck.

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

No!! I want to visit snow so bad!

38. What is the color of your socks?

Shockingly? Black.

39. What type of music do you like?

Alt rock/pop rock. :)

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets...

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

I...literally don’t even remember?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

LOL. AFC Wimbledon?? Sure?

43. Do you have any scars?

Yuuup.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

Clinical psychologist.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

TOO MANY THINGS, DO NOT GET ME STARTED

46. Are you reliable?

I definitely am be once I make a commitment to someone or to do something.

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Can you tell me where you are, what you’re doing, are you okay?

48. Do you hold grudges?

...yes and no? I hold negative feelings for a lot of things, but I’m also really quick to let certain things go. So it depends on what situation caused the negative feelings.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

Puppy sized elephant.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

will anything top cheesy pants? I don’t knooow.

51. Are you a good liar?

Nope.

52. How long could you go without talking?

Longer than would be good for my mental health.

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

............

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

I think so? Had to made a Cell Cake. Which is basically a cake of an animal/plant cell.

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

Awful, awful, awful British accent. So no.

56. What do you like on your toast?

Toast. Though, haven’t had that in years either.

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

I think it may have been myself, tbh? Narcissistic, yo.

58. What would be you dream car?

Something cheap, reliable, organized, and small.

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

I do sing in the shower! I make up stories in my head in the shower? But I don’t think that’s too weird?

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Traditional aliens? eh? But do I think we’re the only things in this giant universe? I don’t think that’s too likely.

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

Never?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

DRAGONS.

64. What do you think about babies?

...smelly, dirty, loud, but ocassionally cute? But also verrrry much not for me.

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