#honestly Jason would've been nerfed in a MCU movie pre-Disney acquiring Fox (with Deadpool and Wolverine)

[dg-outlaw]

We would've already had a Red Hood movie or two, or a Netflix (pre-Disney+ era) series by now.

And Civil War would've played out so differently.

Tony: Underoos!

Cap: Hood!

*several gunshot wounds and unexplained explosions later, and Tony is calling time-out*

Tony: What the hell, Rogers?! This was supposed to be a light scuffle and soft prequel for Black Panther. Instead, you bring some biker romance Red Power Ranger to the fight? Not to mention, it seems like he's had this battle planned out for months!

Cap: Hey, you brought a kid into this fight, too.

Tony: But mine just flips and shoots WEBS!!!

Cap: To be fair, I told him no guns, but I don't think he listened to me. Plus, your kid has superhuman abilities.

*Jason and Spidey bonding while sipping on their juice boxes*

Spidey (to Jason): Holy crap! You've got magical swords, too?! Mr. Stark, Mr. Stark! You gotta see this!

Tony: *sighing as he looks back at Cap* Truce?

Cap: Okay, but Tony, there's something I should tell you about your parents and Bucky first.

Jason (to Spidey): So, do you think Black Widow would be into me? I already struck out with Scarlet Witch. Apparently her and Vision have a will they or won't they thing. Plus, Widow is already secretly on our team.

Spidey: Don't know. I'm still new. Wait. What?!

*Tony, Cap, and Bucky start fighting again*

Jason: Welp, I guess the break is over. Wanna come over to our team? You can swap with Ant-Man.

Ant-Man: Hey! Not cool, new guy.

Jason: Relax, Ant-Guy. Also, philosophical debates aside, Zemo is behind most of this. I already captured him and he's in one of hangars over there. You're welcome, BP.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Jason: What? It wasn't that difficult. So... about this Thanos guy?

"Jason Todd being banished to MCU" I can't stress how much no one at Marvel would bat an eye at him. He's the team mascot in every team in a week. His cortisol levels have never been this low.