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incorectquoteswlw · 2 days
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Clint: So, how is it working with Yelena?
Kate: Good, she keeps me on my knees
Clint:
Kate: FUCK I MEANT TOES
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floilee · 3 days
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Au Borrow my Wings so Yours Can Open Too>>
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Mobius is fighting a monster Loki: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Mobius: The power to believe in myself!? Loki: No, a knife! Stab it!
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headcanonthings · 2 days
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 2 months
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Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?
Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.
Sam: …how many did you find so far?
Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.
Sam: 😨
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Tony: What's the greatest movie ever made?
Peter: Probably Scorsese's Goncharov
Tony: You know Scorsese? Pretty impressed kid not gonna lie
Peter: Thanks mister Stark :), have you seen it? You really should watch it, I think you'll especially like Goncharov's character development
Tony: I haven't, I'll check it out
*Later*
Tony, on his laptop: THAT LITTLE SHIT-
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manhattanminute2 · 16 days
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Wanda, watching Yelena and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Natasha, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Wanda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Yelena: Natasha.
Y/N: Natasha.
Natasha: Me.
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romanoffshouse · 9 days
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Yelena : I have a bad feeling about this...
Y/N: What do you mean?
Yelena : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Y/N: No?
Natasha : That actually explains so much.
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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months
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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?
Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!
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auroraromaximoff · 16 days
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Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?
Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.
Wanda: You know normal Latin?
Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.
Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!
Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me
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Kate, with wide puppy dog eyes: Please? For me?
Yelena: Don't do that
Kate: Do what?
Yelena: You think every time you say "Please? for me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time
Kate, with wider puppy dog eyes and a pout: Please? For me?
Yelena: Yeah, alright
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floilee · 2 days
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Balance
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hurtspideyparker · 22 days
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Peter, sneaking in through the lab window after patrolling till 3 am on a school night, running into Tony still working on a project 4 hours after he told Pepper he'd come to bed in 'five minutes':
Tony: I won't tell May if you don't tell Pepper
Peter: Deal... can I help?
Tony: You have school in 4 hours.
Peter: You didn't even go to bed last night!
Tony: ... okay but you're on fire extinguisher duty
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sjswrites · 8 months
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Hands
Y/n: *pokes Natasha’s face and giggles*
Nat: *Groans and balls her fist* Why? Just why?
Y/n: *smirks*
Yelena: She likes your groans.
Y/n: *gulps*
Yelena: And she likes watching the veins in your hand when you make a fist.
Nat: *smirks back* Is that so?
Y/n: *burning red face and anxiously sweating*
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gfmaximoff · 6 months
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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.
Kate: What is it?
Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.
Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.
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