#hope u guys r having funnn ^^

[four-pointed-leaf]

i'm still alive btw i just have terminal oc artist-itis

[jessisajackass]

PLEASE. write jealous bam (smut preferred) or platonic HCs with the cast :)) love your work :*

thank u so much for the req! i will write jealous bam in the future (i promise) but im gonna use the ask for the platonic hc's. they might be a little short (and im kinda worried they're meh) but i still hope you like them! thank u for your patience! <3

jackass platonic hc's

johnny knoxville:

ynknow i just feel like you’d be another one of his buddies

he’s super welcoming and chill

and of COURSE he’s gonna try to prank you like he does with all of the other jackass guys

but i think (if ur special to him like a BFF LOL) he’d tease you about the small things

i think on camera knox may come off as dumb becuz of the show

but fr i think hes actually smarter than u think 

and i think that would affect ur friendship LMAO

like a “hey! i’m the only one that can hurt ___” typa situation LMAOOOO 

steve-o:

SUCHHHH AN ASSHOLE 

but in a fun way ;P HAHAHAH

would totally gift you alcohol but keep half of it for himself LOL

i think he would also totally share clothes with u too

god i can imagine steve-o wearing ugly cheetah print pants 

have you seen the shit that he wore? GOD

ANYWAYS

very funny very drunk very crunk 

bam margera:

so protective

like OVERLY PROTECTIVE for a friend

not in a boyfriend way though, more in an annoying friend way?

also totally trying to fight you all the time FR.

throwing punches and tbh not caring if it hurts

i can also imagine like painting his nails and sleepover fun nights LOL

ryan dunn:

SOOOO SWEEETTTT :(((

i think he’d just be weird and kind LMAO like an uncle but … not?

like an uncle brother? LMAO WHAT

always making sure ur okay and stuff but in a non-chalant way

“hey do u want food before i leave?” “do u need anything before i go out” etc. FUN LOL

dave england:

i feel like this would be a fun dynamic duo

i think (idk why i think this) but he’d be more on the quiet side? 

like if it was a friendship pair, you would be the louder one LOL

idk why, but i feel like yall would go on vacations a lot 

IDK WHY IM GETTING THAT BUT I AM

it would be so funnn!!! yayyyy!!

danger ehren:

i feel like he’d always trying to make u do stupid shit LMAO

either that or he would be all like 

“leave the dangerous stuff to me” 

(and then he fails majorly)

PFFTTTT yeah maybe/maybe not

i think he’d just be super funny! idk always trying to protect/force u and his reactions r hillarious :P

chris pontius:

super like chill older brother vibes

i kinda feel like he’d just be super weird

fart in ur room and such LMAOOOO 

i know thats not what yall wanna hear and i apologize 

MAYBE GYM BUDDIES THOOUGHHH!!!

omg can u imagine

the flex pics would go crazy 0_0

[yellowhearther0]

decision making my loathed D: sobbing. thanku tho that is very appreciated!!!! :)) aw that sucks!!! i hope tmrw can be a lil better for u, u def deserve it ^_^ <3 lilac would u hate me if i said i literally have no clue what splatoon is. like at all 😐. i’m so sorry. i feel like an imposter slash jay. but but i don’t think i do! i planned on like having a day in bed with blankets n watching the last of us 2 or horror movies bc of october n everything :DD might watch one of my comfort horror movies too tbh 😁

-🪱 anon

waughhh ty <333 u r too kind and GASSSPPPP u r like the amongus imposter thats so messed up /silly HSKSNDSK thats fair actually u_u splatoon is silly silly squid game for real

^ look at my little splatoon guy hes gonna fuck shit up for realsies

ohhh that sounds so nice tho movie days r soo much fun :D !!!! have funnn ^_^

[cxlrose]

:gives u and yuta headpats and cat stickers: toge and i are at disneyland atm, sending lots of pictures to u guys! ~Lycoris

:gives u and toge hugs and candies: wahh :0 I HOPE U TWO R HAVING FUNNN

[mindflayedr-blog]

Loserz Club Binch // Modern Imagine

*In which the reader joins the losers club’s group chat*

I got this idea from another imagine :) I’ll link their account when I find it. I thought it was pretty cool so I decided to write one, but of course different from them.

Warnings: Cursing from Thotzier and company

Characters: Losers Club and female!reader (I can make a male one & a gender neutral one if ya want me too :~) just drop me an ask!)

Loserz Club Binch — 11:45 am

Bev Marsh: are you guys alive???? I have an announcement

BenBen: what is it Bev?

Richie Thotzier: sent an image

Bev Marsh: NDNFNJFNF

BenBen: HAHAJFJFJFK

Bev Marsh: but fr fr fr I need everyone here for this announcement, someone get the others

Richie Thotzier: YO I GOTCHU ILL SPAM THEm

BenBen: oh man Rest In Peace to them

-Private Message between Richie and Eddie-

Richie Thotzier: KFKFKDKDD EDS GO IN THE GROUP cHAT

Richie Thotzier: KDKCKFKKFKF EDS STOP WHATEVER UR DOING AND GO IN THE CHAT YOU WHORE

Richie Thotzier: EDS

Richie Thotzier: I SAID IF YOU DONT GO ON THE CHAT RN YOUR MOM’S A HOE

Eddie K: Listen here motherfcker I’m in math rn and unlike you I actually care about my grades ok fuc off and let me learn

Richie Thotzier: FUCK YOUR LEARN GET ON THE CHAT

Eddie K: nO IM IN MATH I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR TEXTING INSTEAD OF DOING WORK THE OTHER DAY IM NOT TRYING TO DO THAT AGAIN TODAY

Richie Thotzier: YOU’RE TEXTING RIGHT NOW

Eddie K: ok u know what fuck you you’re getting blocked

Richie Thotzier: ok wait no don’t do that

Richie Thotzier has been blocked

“Son of a bitch.” Richie whispered loudly gaining looks from his fellow classmates.

-Losers Club Binch groupchat-

Richie Thotzier: smh Eddie’s hoe ass blocked me

Bev Marsh: KSKSKSKSSK LMFAOAOOAA

BenBen: get rekt honestly

Richie Thotzier: fuc off bennyboo

Billy: ?????? What happened ???????

Richie Thotzier: aw damn I can’t spam bill to go on the chat now

Billy: ??? What why do you have to spam me ??

Richie Thotzier: bc you weren’t on so

Billy: ok???

Richie Thotzier: OK NOW TIME TO SPAM STAN

Bev Marsh: you don’t have to, stan has study hall so he’ll get on soon

Richie Thotzier: TIME TO SPAM MIKE THEN

Mikey: NOOOOOPE IM HERE also can y’all stfu and let me read the chat for like 2 minutes k thanks

Stan Uris: yea me too I need to read what the fuck happened here

Richie Thotzier: aw damn I can’t spam y’all anymore

*Two minutes of inactivity*

Mikey: ok done

Stan Uris: thank jesus I got on quick, if I didn’t richie would’ve spammed me

Richie Thotzier: no don’t worry I’ll spam u rn

Stan Uris: sent an image

Richie Thotzier: yOu aRE so FuCKINF diSRESPecTful

Stan Uris: :)

BenBen: I just got in trouble for laughing

Bev Marsh: STAN IM CRYIGNNFFNFN

Mikey: omfg stfu anywayyyy Bev please tell us your announcement

Mikey: sorry for saying stfu btw that wasn’t nice

Billy: it’s ok mike lol

Bev Marsh: OH RIGHT ok so I made friends with the new girl, Y/N, and I wanted to ask you guy’s permission to add her

Billy: I have no problem adding new people in the gc so yea sure go ahead Bev

Mikey: yea you can add her :~)

BenBen: ^

Stan Uris: add her as long as she doesn’t try to spam me LIKE RICHIE then I’m good

Bev Marsh: nah she’s really cool, you’ll see

Richie Thotzier: is she hot

Bev Marsh: bruh are you kidding me

Richie Thotzier: No I’m not

Bev Marsh: *eyeroll emoji* what does that have to do with anything?? so what if she’s pretty

Richie Thotzier: nothing I’m just asking ;)

Stan Uris: stfu Richie

Billy: Just add her Bev lol

Mikey: you’re a creep richie just saying

BenBen: exactly wth man

Eddie K: he’s always been a creep

Richie Thotzier: UNBLOCK ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Eddie K: I’ll unblock you whenever I want to

Richie Thotzier: I’m going to fuckin spam this chat if you don’t unblock me rn

Bev: can you not??? I’m about to add Y/N

Richie Thotzier: sent an image

Stan Uris: can someone kick this hoe out of the chat

Eddie K: I second that suggestion

Richie Thotzier: JOKES ON YOU FUCKERS YOU CANT KICK OUT THE ADMIN

Bev Marsh has added (your screen name) into the groupchat

YourScreenName: I just got a shit ton of notifications omfg my phone is blowing up

Bev Marsh: Lol get used to it, it’s going to happen a lot if you’re in this chat

Richie Thotzier: so you’re Y/N huh 😏😏

YourScreenName: yes that’s me???

Billy: ignore him Y/N, Richie’s just being a creep

Stan Uris: ^

Richie Thotzier: iM NOTTTT I was joking

Richie Thotzier: or am I??? 👀

YourScreenName: is your last name really Thotzier bc that’s hilarious

Richie Thotzier: ya it is, it perfectly describes me bc I’m a thot 😉

Eddie K: his last name is not “thotzier” it’s tozier 🤦🏻‍♂️

(author’s note: if you can’t see the emoji, it’s the facepalming guy)

BenBen: Richie’s just being dumb lmao ignore him

Richie Thotzier: I’m kicking u out of the chat ben

BenBen: WAIT NO IM SORRY JDJFJJGJVKGJFD RICHIE STOP

Richie Thotzier: watch me hoe

Richie Thotzier has kicked BenBen out of the chat 

Bev Marsh: are you fuckin kidding me

YourScreenName: i’m so fucking lost what the fuck just happened what

Stan Uris: ADMIN ABUSE

Mikey: bruh i’ll talk to you guys later, i have work to do

Billy: alrighty mike, talk to you later

YourScreenName: ttyl mike

Eddie K: bye mike

Stan Uris: ^

Billy: also what the fuck richie

Richie Thotzier: lol i just wanted to do that bc I haven’t kicked anyone out in a long time

YourScreenName: who was the last person kicked out before ben lmfao

Eddie K: ME IT WAS FUCKIGN ME RICHIE IS SUCH AN ASS IM TELLING YOU OFDJGNJDFG

YourScreenName: dfbndklfjgkdjfg im cryign

Bev Marsh: anyway ima talk to you guys later too bc i have class in like 5 minutes so bye

Billy: same we’re switching classes in 5, also richie you better add ben back smh

Stan Uris: if you dont we’re goign to make a separate groupchat without you in it

Stan Uris: going*

Richie Thotzier: ok wait no don’t do that i’ll add him back rn

YourScreenName: dfkjngkdlfjg lmfaooaoaoaoa

Richie Thotzier has added BenBen into the groupchat

BenBen: you’re such a dick richie

Stan Uris: true, anyway i’m going to go now i’ll talk to you guys later

YourScreenName: me too, ttyl

BenBen: ^^

Eddie K: same same

Richie Thotzier: smh y’all are no fun

And so the losers shut their laptops and walked their way into their next class period. They all met up in the hallway at one point and properly introduced themselves to Y/N. 

That was funnn, I’ll make a part two once I reach 400 followers :) i hope you guys enjoyed that nonsense lol