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lovesickeros · 1 year

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thinking about which one to spill...

hmm...

what about, darling and tsaritsa just snuggling each other and reader at the corner is like "omg corny- lame BOOOO, tomato tomato tomato"

just something small while i look at my library of Alexandria brain rots

-Pale/white

reader gets put in the timeout corner for their crimes more at 11

though tsaritsa's vs darling's reactions to bastard reader can be easily summarized by

you can do no wrong w darling but the tsaritsa will not hesitate to put you in gay baby jail the moment you step out of line. she already has to deal w darling she is Tired.

#asks #pale-value #img block #darling holding reader by the back of your shirt like a feral cat: look what i found in the garbage :)#the tsaritsa already getting a headache: please put it back #darling would spoil you and treat you like a pet. tsaritsa will treat you like a rabid dog (affectionate)#but darling is still worse bc they think its cute when you cry so they'll to scare you w eldritch horrors beyond your comprehension!!#darling is like. contained chaos. their the God of teyvat and take their role very seriously. they also like to bully you and be a brat #darling is not gremlin but they are very gremlin adjacent based solely on the proximity of the tsaritsa to them #darling is very serious and cordial and then they see the tsaritsa and suddenly they just crawled out of the nearest ditch #exclusively to torment their wife #darling #tsaritsa #sagau #how many times will i put these tags at the end bc i forgor??? yes :)

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