#hws alfred

[arina-nov]

HONEEEEEY, GUESS WHO BACK FROM THE JAIL 💥🦅

and little Vaniya in turtleneck 🤲

[the-doll-house-gallery]

Happy (belated) Bday Alfred F Jones!

Can't believe they based an entire national holiday off of the birthday of a Hetalia character and nothing else that's so cool

[unhetalia]

dreaming about historical model Alfred…..

This is purely self-indulgent

In a nations-are-known scenario: yk those videos that are like “hair through the decades” where they do the most popular hairstyles from 1890-2010 on one model. Like that but times a billion. I want magazine style fashion history. I want Georgian era clothes to 1950s retro to armor.

Realistically I think sightings of AFJ would be much more akin to Adam Sandler but in my heart he’s a model. & I also think (again, in my heart,) he has at least close to the ideal male proportions. Maybe not perfect but like… perfectly average while still being considered unique. Just enough wiggle room in the measurements to be uniquely pretty while still conforming to the ideal. Does any of this make sense. What I mean is he’s a good dress up doll and I want to play dress up with him.

Hi, I love this! I have no idea about Adam Sandler (is he not sighted regularly? Is that why he was brought up? Or do you mean he dresses terribly when he's out and about?) but here are my AFJ thoughts in a public AU (which, great timing, I have a fic I'm writing that features that so my brain is SUPER thinking about this).

In terms of public appearances — AFJ is seen out and about a lot. Probably the only one seen around more is Arthur, who is a diplomat and knighted and just a very prolific member of the British government. AFJ, unlike Arthur, is a private citizen, and in fact, his right to criticize the government is literally in the constitution (I want to get more into this at some point but not now), so not only is AFJ seen out and about a lot, he's chatty.

But in terms of his wardrobe — well, my thing has always been that AFJ doesn't give a shit, alas, but also he's... ethereal, and so despite not being fashionable in the traditional way he's a bit of a trendsetter. People will ask him where he got his shurt and his answer will either be the 1800s or an op shop, but he makes it WORK. There's a whole series of coffee table books that's just his wardrobe over the years.

I've mentioned before how in-universe I firmly believe Alfred's considered the most attractive, even among the Nations. I think his face is just... pretty. He looks youthful, with long eyelashes and large, doe eyes. Just androgynous enough to make him look unique, but not teetering towards looking feminine.

Body wise, I actually adore how Hima drew him here —

in that I LOVE the softness of his body even while he looks obviously fit. He doesn't have abs, you can see some softness around his tummy but you can also see that slight hint of muscle there, too, then it curves to his breedable hips. I think this is Al at a 'healthy weight'. In my head, Alfred sometimes loses weight because of disordered eating, both because he's the type of person who doesn't eat when working (canon) and also because he DOES have body image issues that causes him to diet (also canon). Due to the fact Hima has NEVER shown AFJ actually looking overweight while showing him despairing at weighing scales, it really built in my head this idea that Al has some body dysmorphia.

Shit? That got dark? ESPECIALLY because I think this is something the public would notice.

Back to lighter topics - there's an "eco friendly fashion" movement inspired by Alfred's ability to look stylish while also only buying secondhand/keeping clothes for a long time. It's actually very neat! People also acknowledge that Alfred's fashion only work on him because he's so beautiful anything he wears seem chic, but also people do some really cool stuff with secondhand stuff or even like. Making their own clothes. In order to encourage people to do this, they do competitions on best outfits and whoever gets the most votes actually has their outfit worn by Alfred aka LITERAL DRESSING AL LIKE A BARBIE JUST FOR YOU, ANON.

[bats-and-birds-24]

Alfred was a Secret Service agent at Trump's speech and pulled him to the side at the last moment, thus saving his life.

He does not like the man, but he has a duty to do and boy will he do it.

[where-are-the-pixels]

Happy birthday yayyy

🇺🇸🎂😎🤠🤠🤠🤠

[khloxxy]

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[snoozerin]

Repost cuz my stupid lil gif got all crunched up

[hellonerf]

get home safe

[forkbirtuna]

My dry ass lips felt attacked whenever I zoomed out the canvas

[arina-nov]

(*Sketch book drawing. Unfortunately I don't have a scanner*)

It's Alfred's time with his hair up! Does it suit him? It suits him.

[the-doll-house-gallery]

���️ President of Spades ♠️

Time to post my Cardverse redesigns ohoho~ Hope y'all like em! For Alfred I wanted him to have a very 1920-1930s feel. The pattern on his suit is based off of the Art Deco style and his clothes in general are heavily based on the 1920-1930s.

[bubblyernie]

Bro was rent asunder. Thanks for all the requests guys!! We're SOOOO BACK

art tag // commission info

[where-are-the-pixels]

Face family Doodles

[alloydia]

East German border guards refusing to shake hands with a west Berliner, 1989.

[netsue101]

Silly edit

[gremlins-hotel]

that's my boy right there