#hypocritical fallible ass <3

[broodwolf221]

i love solas so much

mr. i know everything....... but didn't even vet corypheus properly

[zeeroweenies]

here y’all go again with this minor bullshit 🙄 please, send me resources and links to organizations and foundations for s.a and r**e against minors, since you clearly fight so hard for them. i just wanna make my donations and spread awareness !

…what? you…don’t know any? you… don’t even make donations or put them in your bio?… oh…

so then…why you fighting so hard for these pen and paper drawings and not flesh and blood children?

let me help you out, anon, since you can’t seem to do the bare minimum

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and that’s only 4 out of hundreds of organizations that bring awareness and actively support and bring resources to victims of csa and r**e.

please, do yourself and the rest of us a favor, and stop the performance. if you actually cared as much as you say you do, you’d do something about it.

i think i won this one, thank you, next ☺️

Thank you baby😚. Now let’s get into it cause these cunt ass anons got me fucked up.

tw mentions of noncon, incest, stepcest, p*dophilia, dark content.

Okay class, now if there’s anything we’ve learned what is it? Repeat it with me: anime characters aren’t real. They are malleable, meaning you can change any aspect of any character’s design, including their age. I don’t care who agrees with aging up or not (cause it’s an opinion) but you telling me I can’t age up characters that look grown as shit? For example:

This man (left) is canonically 15 and in middle school. By the way that he looks (including his husky ass voice in the show) You’d think he’s at least 18+ right? Exactly my point on why you can change his age to fit a certain narrative.

The other guy (right) is also a canon 15 year old who is in high school. So you telling me the reason it’s okay for me to age up megumi but not baji is cause he’s in high school even though they both look like they could be the same age🧐? They’d also technically they’d be in the same grade if you wanna be specific. Your argument is lowkey fallible asf.

So why exactly are we pressed, anon? Ooh I know! y’all niggas don’t actually care about kids in the first place😲☝🏾 minors sexualize themselves everyday in the media and appeal to p*dos when they get on the internet damn near naked and talking about how they have, and I quote “wet ass pussies,” they get sexualized in the media cause y’all mfs eat up shit like riverdale and euphoria and other shit that is made by adults for adults depicting the characters you ride and die for as underage and in high school. And when that happens y’all lips be zipped tight. But when I change the age of a drawing that looks like an adult it’s “fucked up.”

Anon, lemme tell you something. This is a dark content blog, everything I write here is fucked up. You’re telling me I can write shit like noncon, incest, stepcest, all for YOU to consume, but I can’t age up characters cause it’s “fucked up.” You sound like a fucking hypocrite.

And don’t even pull the “well if you see a minor irl that looks like an adult—” baby that’s where the separation between fiction and reality come in. I’m not attracted to children, pedophilia is something I think everyone on this blog can agree on that is gross. And I’m not about to magically become a p*do just because I find baji attractive, because he is indeed an attractive fictional character, I’m attracted to him cause he looks like an adult.

And if I can’t age up characters that look like adults, that means I can sexualize characters that look like them cause they’re 1000+ plus as is even though they’re prepubescent and could pass for 12 year old characters right?

Or I can’t simp for him or age him up cause he’s 40 days old even though he looks like an adult character (and is an ant) and that makes me suddenly attracted to infants and ants right? Do infants and ants look like this irl🧐? Where is the line exactly drawn anon?

Get a grip anon, seriously.

[harelan]

Can we have the fluff and angst asks with Matilda and Solas 😔...

oh FUCK yeah babey!! thank u griff 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

1. What are things they both find funny?

they’re often dry and snarky with other people, which amuse each other. alone together they usually do stupid deadpan humor. solas seems very serious but really his sense of humor is just niche and very subtle unless you know exactly how to get at it, which matilda does. 

2. If they could each describe each other in one sentence, what would it be?

answered here

3. If they complimented each other, what would they say?

answered here

4. What would be their ship name?

listen there’s just not a good combination of matilda/tannen and solas. solen? tanas? TAN ASS? “ma ghilana vhenan” fits them well as a descriptive/poetic phrase. 

5. What activities do they enjoy together?

i cannot stress enough that they’re basically inseparable from the attack on haven until the temple of mythal, however long that is. they do everything together. solas is an absolutely horrendous cook but he helps as best he can, they eat all their meals together. they spend hours in bed reading separate books together. they go on walks or rides together. when he’s painting, she’ll sit on the sofa and crochet to keep him company. they explore the fade together literally every night. 

6. What is/are their love language(s)?

they have quality time. unique to solas is words of affirmation, unique to matilda is acts of service. 

7. Write a ~300 word love scene for them. 

how great his responsibilities, how short his time, and how he could not help himself.

it was early, early morning, mist curling off distant fields as the rising grey sun burned it away, in a silent, secluded garden off a little stone manor house, all but drowning in ambling wisteria vines, such that the rough bricks beneath them were hardly visible.

a lack of courage in facing the front door had brought him there. the garden, half in shade and all in bloom, was almost enough, so steeped was it in her. he could almost breathe in the smell of every herb she ever cooked with as it grew here, and know that matilda’s tender hands planted them, and he could love her and go without ever troubling her.

almost enough. he fingered one of the petals as if he'd never touched a flower before.

he had been content to receive occasional news of her, content to linger, mostly unnoticed, in her dreams. content to shoulder the burden of longing heartache and imagine that it granted her freedom.

as his hand dropped from the flower, as though he had summoned her with the motion, the white-painted door that led into the house from the garden opened. were this the fade, this was the moment he would have vanished. but it was not. he was stuck, stiff, in this solid, sluggish earth, bare feet sinking into the soil. he could not flee, and so he gaped.

matilda was half-way to putting up her hair, red waves gathered but not secure, and she was every bit as beautiful as he remembered. more beautiful than he remembered: how could simple, fallible memory ever do her jusice?

she froze, too, and gaped, one foot on the neat clay tiles just inside the threshold and one on the rain-wet dirt, and she searched his face with a sequence of silent whats and whys and hows that came in shadows across her face. and then her face crumpled, and he only had time to see her eyes water before she threw her arms around his shoulders, and buried her face in the crook of his neck, and they were pulled by their collective weakness to their knees in the dirt.

8. What were their first impressions of each other?

ok so. matilda is waylayed on her way to the conclave with her retinue, she and a handful of other mages get cornered in a keep in the hinterlands and lysas asks the inquisition to go find her bc fiona might listen to her. that’s the setup. 

anyway solas already knows who she is before they officially meet and he respects her marginally as an influential player in the mage rebellion. he also immediately respects her magical ability because when they fight their way through the templars to reach her, she springs a trap on them and could definitely have killed them if she wanted to. 

matilda doesnt kill them mostly because of solas. he’s the mage in the party and she’s willing to believe him if he says they’re not with the templars. so she immediately trusts him more than she’d trust most people. 

9. Have they made each other cry?

OH BOY HAVE THEY. 

she cries during crestwood like straight up in front of him. he waits to cry until later. uhhh they’re both prone to bouts of Angst about one another between the breakup and trespasser, which sometimes end in crying. matilda cries during trespasser mostly because she’s afraid of him, and that just tears him up inside. listen they cry a Lot that’s what solavellan is FOR

10. Write a ~300 word argument scene for them. 

im so sorry i literally cant write arguments i’m not argumentative enough to relate

11. What causes them to fight?

not a lot? they both have very few things that they care strongly enough about to fight about, especially solas, and the things they DO feel strongly about, they agree on. 

12. Do they have differing political opinions?

a little. obviously matilda is more attached to this world and more eager to identify herself with it. but like lmao in general “stop enslaving/imprisoning people, stop treating people like second class citizens” they agree on. the underlying philosophy of the inherent freedom owed to all sentient beings, they agree on. 

though theres the big difference where he wants to end the world and she doesn’t but, yknow. 

13. Name something they would never do for the other person. 

there’s not a lot, man. i mean, with sufficient reason they’d do literally anything for each other, except i think kill one another, which, in case da4 doesnt happen or is bad, matilda fucking GAMBLES on during the Final Confrontation. 

like i’d say matilda wouldn’t kill for him, but she would, if he persuaded her it needed to happen for some necessary reason. yknow? this is a cop out answer. 

matilda wouldn’t kill an innocent for him. solas... listen i don’t know what he wouldn’t do. 

14. What would be a dealbreaker?

again, no dice. home boy straight up came out and said he’s a godlike being hellbent on ending the world and she’s still like heart eyes at him. i don’t know that there’s anything matilda would do that would make solas stop loving her. like there are things she could do, but nothing realistic. she’s not gonna start torturing and enslaving people.

15. What are traits they dislike in one another?

now this is a good question. 

solas is too secretive. he refuses to take moral stances on things and will turn around and lecture her about seeing things in black and white when she does. he’s too often unsympathetic, unemotional. and he’s hypocritical. 

matilda is modest to an at-times modest degree. he always expected that -- that she would insist on playing second fiddle to everyone in her life. she lets anger cloud her judgement on too many things, damn the consequences. 

16. If they broke up, what would be their opinions of each other?

for the purposes of this question, since they’re still in love and want to be together, i’m not considering them really broken up. mutual “this isn’t working, we should end this” though -- they’d probably still be friends, honestly. they’re in love because they respect and trust one another and just because they decide to break things off doesn’t mean they stop clicking. 

although, given the other real life dudes like solas i know, he’d probably be the kind of guy to cut all contact with exes. matilda definitely tries to be friends with her exes.