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kneelb4kesha · 1 year

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duke roger of conte is such a funny character, honestly. imagine being such an objectionable cunt that an entire pantheon of gods goes "absolutely not" and sets alanna loose on him. baby girl just wanted to be a knight and go on adventures and the gods keep giving her new special toys with which she is specifically destined to kick this one guy's ass. honestly the main reason thom was able to resurrect roger was that the black god went "um. no thanks" when he died the first time. no wonder he came back an atheist lmao

#tortall #song of the lioness #i am doing a reread and this aspect of the series is newly hilarious to me #like. is alanna the most specialest girly who gets all the toys? yes shut up she deserves it!#but also: the gods keep giving her all the toys because Fuck This One Dude In Particular is such a funny way to interpret the text

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