#i am that middle aged mom on tiktok going NO. NO. to an alexa playing nicki minaj very loudly

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

Sometimes I am an 80 year old woman. I was listening to one of those sex music playlists on yt because I find slow bass-heavy songs good to write to, not paying attention to lyrics, only to randomly zone in just in time to hear a guy sing  “baby you can bring a friend, she could ride on top your face, while I fuck you straight,” and when I tell you I physically reeled backwards windmilling my arms like someone punched me in the nose. 😅

 Sex lyrics in sex playlist: exist

Me:

(further proof of me being an old lady: google has informed me that “a guy” is in fact well known musical artist The Weeknd 🤣)