#i believe that all mythical creatures and their respective stories should be preserved for future generations to enjoy

[shnarps-evil-divorced]

what really upsets me about hbomerguys video on the war on Christmas is, while admittedly he talks extensively about religious erasure from Christmas he neglects to mention the *actual* erasure going on

let me elaborate, what do you see before you?

Walmart, winners, Michals and the cultural Marxists would have you believe that this is some sort of "Christmas gnome" and this is infact the first result when searching up "Christmas gnome" but *any* certified gnome expert will tell you without a shadow of a doubt that that is no elf, gnome, fay, fairy, pixie or what ever other cryptid big Christmas would have you believe.

this my good friends is a gonk, while yes a gonk is a sub-spices of gnome, a *subterranean* species of gnome that would be ill suited for the high amounts of UV light reflected by the snow in the north pole.

see unlike gnomes, gonks dont turn into stone when exposed to harsh amount of UV rays, gonks will instead evaporate due to the high amount of water in their systems, hence the large hat and beard like hair.

this ofcourse is a large plot devised by the gnomes that run the world to limit the amount of gnome knowledge that is allowed to spread through the internet and other literary sources of media, this my friends is why we must educate ourselves and prepare for the oncoming invasion