calamarispiderart · 2 years ago
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suddenly very certain that jake, roxy and dirk all didnt know how to cook until they met jane. i think they all ate cold canned food, random plants and seaweed, pumpkins, and raw meat from fish and birds and creatures. i think the closest they got to cooked food was dirk catching a bird in an electrical trap but not finishing it bc it tasted too sharp and metallic in a bad way, and when roxy accidentally irradiated a fish but didnt eat it bc the cats stole it before she could.
also imagining them sitting around the bench skinning once of the few sburb creatures that were around and debating whether it was edible. roxy slices off a chunk of meat and goes 'well well find out soon ;)' and eats it.
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