#i bet theyd have super strong immune systems though | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

calamarispiderart · 2 years

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suddenly very certain that jake, roxy and dirk all didnt know how to cook until they met jane. i think they all ate cold canned food, random plants and seaweed, pumpkins, and raw meat from fish and birds and creatures. i think the closest they got to cooked food was dirk catching a bird in an electrical trap but not finishing it bc it tasted too sharp and metallic in a bad way, and when roxy accidentally irradiated a fish but didnt eat it bc the cats stole it before she could.

also imagining them sitting around the bench skinning once of the few sburb creatures that were around and debating whether it was edible. roxy slices off a chunk of meat and goes 'well well find out soon ;)' and eats it.

#calamarispeaks #homestuck #alpha kids #ask to tag #meat #jane in the background like. please just put it in the oven.....#the thing is if you eat raw meat when its super fresh its way less dangerous. so i feel like those three would be used to just eating it #immediately and then giving or throwing away the rest into the sea. using it at fish bait etc #so in a sense theyve never really had time to cook their meat regardless #i bet theyd have super strong immune systems though #and also arent vaccinated. obviously #so they meet up and jane gets three seperate illnesses #im rereading homestuck and havent gotten to the a kids yet so i might b completely wrong but also #who give a shit

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