#i can’t believe not only did oppenheimer win best film

[s-n-o-w-p-i-e-r-c-e-r]

Well done to the Oppenheimer cast, crew, directors and producers for absolutely sweeping the board clean at the BAFTAs!!

[that-was-anticlimactic]

Pure / Happy Ninjago Headcanons

Zane:

If the movie is based off of a book, he automatically hates it

Aka he hates the How To Train Your Dragon movies because he likes the books better

will probably explode if he has to watch the Percy Jackson movies

Zane will occasionally roast someone and then giggle

Zane: *after roasting* did I do a funny?

He refuses to dab / whip / woah because they go against his principles as a being

If he mops and someone walks through with dirty shoes he will banish them for five minutes minimum

His favorite books are mystery novels like Agatha Christie

Really likes green grapes

Plays mahjong every day for it is relaxing and fun and he always wins

Has a grey soul

Jay:

Makes ginger jokes constantly

Kai: hey, Jay, can you pass the potatoes?

Jay: well, I’m ginger. so. can’t:/

Kai: ... h-how is that even relevant?

Jay: 🤷🏼‍♀️

Hates that they got rid of the ginger emoji by the way and will complain

Walks very fast always. Like, he can’t walk slow

He’ll be out with the team walking through town and suddenly he’s so much father ahead then everyone else

Always spells things wrong when texting because he has a rubbing Tourette’s tic that makes him rub the screen constantly and it makes him mistype

Known as “the bear” on the team. As in, do not poke the bear.

Can and will eat an entire bag of frozen blueberries in five minutes

Zane: you’re overthinking

Jay: yoU’RE UNDER THINKING

Writes notes for himself on his arms

Has an orange soul

Kai:

Tends to call people by their last names, only uses first names really if he’s mad at them or if they need comfort. It depends on tone.

When he was younger he wrote and illustrated his own children’s book for Nya because he was proud of his art and writing skills.

He’s actually working on a novel and illustrations for it

He draws the team a lot, for birthdays and holidays or for fun. Zane is his favorite to draw.

Always skips the theme song when watching shows

Cares about his hair to an extent. He’s very bipolar with his hair. One time he spent $200 on a hair cut and one time he went for a week and a half without washing his hair because he forgot is what I’m saying.

You’d think Cole would be the first person to grow facial hair because of his eyebrows and his amount of hair, but no no no, Kai was.

Has acne on his face, specifically around his nose and the edges of his face, but is unashamed of it! He knows he’s still beautiful with acne!

Has a magenta soul

Cole:

Likes painting rocks for fun. He writes things on them, paints flowers on them, paints swirls and such... he has a collection of them in his room

Definitely once drove his car into a lake because google maps or some other technology format told him to. This boy be bad at technology

Cole, unlike Kai, loves the theme songs and will fight for them

like Kai, Cole has acne on his forehead and is unashamed and doesn’t think it makes him any less beautiful!

Beanies! Beanies! Beanies! Beanies! Did I mention that Cole wears beanies?

Got his left ear pierced when he was at Marty Oppenheimer’s as a rebellious move but he is very happy he got the piercing, does not regret it. He goes back and forth between a stud and a hoop.

Baggy over-sized clothing

Pink and orange is his aesthetic

and are his favorite colors

His soul is a mix of pink and green

Lloyd:

Likes blankets- his favorite is a fluffy pale yellow one

He really likes the color yellow?? Like a lot??

His soul is yellow.

Makes ramen at two in the morning

Slides down stairs on the railing

Would probably wear AirPods legitimently because he hates the chord

Vests and joggers are his casual style if I’m being real

Doesn’t like change so always sits in the same spot on the couch

Collects coins

Has super thin and super blonde eyebrows

Keeps air fresheners in his room

Nya:

Her usual breakfast is a single slice of bread. Like just bread. Straight from the package.

Wants to travel the world

Listens to rap a lot. The quickness of the talking and the rhythm calms her down and is comforting.

Always has one earbud in and one out

Nya is the person who tells the brutal truth. If something is bad, she’ll say it. But she also gives the best compliments

She’s the best person to try stuff out on, because of the above. But, she also loves when people share their passions with her so so so so much!

Doesn’t believe in wasting cups so will turn the faucet on and then stick her face in the sink and drink like that

Grew into a gluten allergy and eats gluten free. It’s not really bad, but she strays from eating gluten. The team is super considerate of it

Terrible at all artsy stuff aside from photography, it’s not her forte, and she knows it. She is really good at coming up with ideas and such, though.

Cardigans and crop tops at the same time?? More likely than you think.

Wears circular sunglasses.

Has a red soul

Team:

The team has matching tattoos that say “Ninja never quit”. None of them are in the same place, but they all have it and it’s important to them.

The team paint their nails together all the time, tradition started by Cole and Zane.

They all love Disney so much

Favorite Disney character include:

Cole: Punzie

Nya: Mulan

Jay: Anna

Zane: Anastasia

Kai: Tiana / Moana

Lloyd: Cinderella (likes the classics- finds her story inspirational)

They are all talented in the arts in some way. Cole can sing and act (when he wants to) and play a million instruments, Kai can write and draw, Jay is the best at poetry / slam poetry / graphic design, Lloyd can knit and sew, Nya comes up with the BEST ideas ever / photography, Zane is the editor / can act / plays piano like a queen

They all try teaching each other how to excel in their specialized areas! Oh and they share their talents! Everyone’s gotten at least one blanket from Lloyd and one portrait from Kai!

MASSAGE TRAINS? MASSAGE TRAINS.

They have a white board on The Bounty that they leave notes for each other on

They’re all each other’s number one fan and love and support each other like crazy

They have sleepovers in the living room. They all include three a.m. McDonalds runs.

Fight over whether a hot dog is a sandwich and how to pronounce gif

Paper airplane contests to make decisions such as who gets to shower first.

One time they all made a commercial for the ninja team. They made Dareth film for them.

One time Nya wanted to practice her photography skills and told the boys to dress slightly nice for it (“don’t dress like garbage”) so they all wore suites and ties and dark sunglasses for it.

They have weekly meetings to discuss stuff. Each week is led by a different team member. They’re almost like leadership meetings and they always go over the week, training, and what each person’s goal for the week is.

They do highs and lows every dinner!

I hope you all enjoyed! I was in a pure headcanons mood!