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thexianzhoujade · 2 months

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「 last kiss | genshin impact fanfiction 」 zhongli & neuvillette x gn!reader | angst, amnesia | requested work. ↳ additional tags. angst with no comfort, established relationships, reader kinda likes adrenaline (at least hinted - zhongli)

↳ ehehe... the first request i've taken !! this is the second time i've ever written for neuvillette omg.. this was requested by @crackheadclownery !!

Hi hi, dropping by to say i absolutely LOVED the Forget You fic aaaaaaaa🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 i love me some angst, this is just what I needed!!! I couldn't find if your requests are open, but if they are, would you please consider writing the same trope for zhongli and neuvillette? Feel free to ignore this if the requests are closed!!! Take care and have a nice day/night!!!!

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ZHONGLI didn't think it'd come down to this when he had eternally devoted himself to a partner - one that was mortal, nonetheless. he expected the sand timer of life, the ticking seconds and moments passed that he'd never get back with them; not this, no. not this. you were persistent and zhongli unfortunately had little ability to tell you the word no, especially when you flutter pretty eyelashes up at him and pout that lower lip.

that's how you ended up in this situation. had he been a little more stern, he could have prevented this. the geo archon had done many things in his lifetime that he harboured regrets for but this one possibly took the crown for it. how could he have been so reckless knowing the limited time he had with you at his side? zhongli scolds himself for not being more strict, if only to protect you for another day.

you'd bonded well to the adepti under zhongli's - former - command, knowing that your parter was the very well worshipped archon of liyue. in fact, you bonded so well to them that you were inseparable from the likes of xiao and shenhe when it came down to them working. you were determined for the thrill and zhongli wishes that maybe, time would have mulled down the adrenaline rush you got from it.

xiao's expression explained to zhongli more than words did regarding the severity of the situation, after all you were zhongli's partner - rex lapis, morax, the god of contracts, the lord of rock, the one who very well saved xiao in the darkest crevices of time and set him on a better path. amber eyes that shrink when they land on the taller male, gloved hands shaking as he tries to get his words out. they come out finally in a sharp gasp; you'd been fatally injured.

every soul in liyue trusted baizhu with their lives, maybe not hu tao but zhongli recognised the director had a different flavour of life she preferred. yet he could feel the anxiety growing in his chest, gnawing at his ribs like a rabid animal and it only worsened as xiao explained the damage you took to your head from the fall, trying to escape a lawachurl that xiao hadn't got to in time. ah, so his last surviving yaksha was also rotting to a guilt that wouldn't wither away?

zhongli has spent decades learning how to read emotions, facial expressions and gestures that the mortal realm commit to when words simply don't work. everything has been etched into his mind to the point where he could read everyone like an open book, something that sometimes works in his favour. there's a sorry look on baizhu's face, a grimace whenever he looks at zhongli right up to the moment where he utters that you've got amnesia.

time stops and there's nothing that could make the hands of the clock keep ticking at this revelation. he was prepared for the sand timer, the ticking seconds and moments passed he'd never get back with you. he was expecting the days to be counted, the wrinkles that would grace your face and tell tales of your youth. but if you forgot him, he had no more of that, did he?

for better or for worse, the famed geo archon made the decision not to see you for himself. not cradled up in a bed at the bubu pharmacy, battered and bruised and confused by your surroundings, the people around you. he wanted you to shine in his memories, like gold and for that, he wanted to remember how he last saw you before you'd left that day.

a bright grin on your face, eyes twinkling with excitement as he leaned to press a kiss to your lips, softly muttering his precautions and worries as his warm breath fans over your face. you brushed him off, returning the kiss before turning to leave your shared house and now he wishes he'd done anything, if only he'd grabbed your wrist and pulled you back into his firm chest. now, he must return home and see you everywhere but never you, yourself, your body and soul.

𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒

partners in crime, that's what people would usually say to describe your relationship with NEUVILLETTE. after all, the iudex of fontaine entangled in a relationship so cherished and sweet with a member of the marechaussee phantom under his own command? the laws and legalities of fontaine sure had its own way of bringing people together.

you were a reputable member of the special detective force, determined and a valuable asset to their taskforce. neuvillette valued you both as a member of the marechaussee phantom and his very own partner, the one that toughened up his workaholic shell and slithered into his heart. he was in love, completely and utterly in love. it didn't take a genius to see that the iudex was just as devoted to you as he was his work, in fact he'd started to make space in his day just for you.

your job was much more dangerous than neuvillette's and he recognised that every time he would press a kiss to your head every morning before you parted ways at the aquabus station. he would be tucked safely away in the palais mermonia whereas you had criminals to deal with, scoundrels who dared defy the laws your very partner put in place.

neuvillette also recognised that you were a mortal. he'd kept his own personal life secret from you so in your naivety, you also thought he was a mortal - just an astounding and extraordinary one that you would never fail to smother in love. he wishes he'd told you, uttered his secrets and pressed his lips to your soft skin one more time when he realised the consequences of your job.

it was a day like no other, you were tasked with apprehending another dangerous criminal bold enough to resist arrest and by the archons, of course you was determined to chase them down. even if it meant a brawl breaking out in the midst of fontaine's serene countryside, the only sounds being the quiet chirp of distant birds and heavy pants of your struggles.

you succeeded in bringing him down just as reinforcements arrived to help detain the criminal and yet, the criminal could not let you have the last laugh, tripping you as you stood to walk away. your head met a rock, concussing you.

neuvillette waits for you every day at the aquabus station, ready to journey home with you after a tiring day sat filing through documents and being present for meetings. every evening, he considered what state you'd come home in this time - or if you'd even come home but he recognises that the marechaussee phantom would let him know if that fate ever disturbed the flow of your relationship.

with the fontainian sunset painting the most gorgeous backdrop - nothing that could compare to your beauty in neuvillette's eyes, - you finally approached in one piece and yet not an inch of a warm smile on your face as your eyes meet him. silently, you turn to wait for the aquabus. had he said something wrong? was you mad at him? neuvillette frowns, uttering your name quietly into the tense air but it comes out as a question.

"i'm sorry..." you mumble, furrowing your brows as you look up at the taller male. you couldn't deny he was handsome and you wondered if his partner knew that, "do i know you?"

that's when neuvillette notices chevreuse approaching but her footsteps stop the moment she notices that the man had already engaged in conversation with you. a defeated look accompanies the sorry smile that she gives neuvillette from behind you and he realises exactly what happened. his lips part but his mouth is dry, not even the richest waters of teyvat could quench the parch of his mouth at this moment as his heart breaks in his chest.

you'd lost your memory at work? the work that you did under his command? neuvillette grimaces when he realises you were still awaiting his response, his saddened eyes softening as they lower to you once again.

"my apologies, i mistook you for someone else." he sighs, turning forward to face the oncoming aquabus' arrival. yes, he mistook you for his dearly beloved, the one who held the key to his heart. he takes his step onto the aquabus, following behind you as he remembers that last kiss you shared at the station earlier that day. oh, if only he hadn't taken those kisses for granted.

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merakiui · 1 year

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Your thirst post about Professor Azul the other day is driving me insane in the best way. As his favourite student, you always get punished when you don't do well. Be it a small quiz, a discussion post, and the more the assignment is worth the worse the punishment. You've been bent over his knee and spanked or made to suck his cock and be facefucked until you couldn't even speak anymore because your throat was so sore. Recently you got a 2/5 on an online quiz. You know you'll be punished but it was only worth 1%, so it won't be that bad, right? That's what you think but Professor Azul found out you flunked the quiz because you were out partying, thanks to someone tagging you on social media. He's enraged. When you first enter his office, you tepidly drink on the glass of water he offers. He asks if you know what you did wrong and when you play dumb, not admitting to the parties, Professor Azul knows right then and there that you're not leaving until the next day. He fucks you bare, no condom, spilling his cum into you again and again. By the end, you're delirious, filled with his cum, and incoherent. You wouldn't be surprised to find out he fucked you while unconscious and you're not sure you remember what it feels like to not be filled with his seed. You think that's the end of it, being fucked full and forced to wear a plug that keeps all his cum in. The punishment must be smelling like him and enduring the stares, right? Wrong. The water Azul gave you before is a fertility potion. If you're going to be reckless and not take your studies seriously, it's best that he takes care of you permanently. Well, at least he thinks you'll agree when you're all knocked up with his child, won't you?

AAAAAAAA OTL this has me buzzing like a mosquito omg,,,, orz he's so fine. I cannot be coherent. </3

It's like half hate sex and then half need-to-fuck-you-so-hard-and-deep-that-you're-100%-knocked-up-by-the-end-of-this sex!!!! >_< he's more frustrated that you choose to go out and party, showing your pretty body off to others, while neglecting your grades (but most importantly: neglecting him). Professor Ashengrotto could feign blissful ignorance the first few times. You deserve to have fun, but then he realizes you're better off having fun with him instead of irresponsible college students. What if one of them gets you pregnant? >:( how are you going to afford a pregnancy if you're up to your neck in student debt? The obvious solution is to let him knock you up instead so that he can take care of you and pay all of your fees. He has the money for it and his house is very spacious and nice—much better than the dormitory you're living in.

In Professor Ashengrotto's mind, if you have time to be foolish you can spend that time being foolish with him. Since you seem so disinterested in your degree, preferring to party and drink and do all sorts of reckless things (it's nothing like that; you do these things in moderation, but he's delusional and obsessive and thinks that's all you are: a slutty party animal), he'll show you the reality that lies behind every shot glass. Obviously you've proven to him that you could care less about academics, so why should he care about your protests when you remind him to wear a condom or make sure he pulls out before he cums?

Professor Ashengrotto can be so immature when he's jealous and angry. Maybe he'll feel a little bad if you're struggling to stand hours later or you're bruised from a few rough rounds, but then he has to teach you a proper lesson. How else are you going to learn that university isn't a place for play? If you want that sort of life so badly, then you can just stay at his home like a good housewife and take care of all the children you'll have. :) who needs academic aspirations when you can be his cock-drunk breeding toy instead?

#twisted chit chat #no thoughts in my egg brain just..... professor ashengrotto.....#meraki faves #yandere twst #tw: student teacher relationship #tw: misogyny #n/sfw #tw: forced pregnancy #tw: pregnancy

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beemers-hell · 4 months

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**not me absolutely trying to avoid using Emoji’s but having the need to so I look silly and whimsical and not dramatic and like a frightened Victorian child😞**

ANYWAY….💀I’m new to sending a random thingy and I just wanted to send this anyway cuz I’m a little peanut brain and can’t decide on what I’m doing but besides that— 👹👹👹I REALLY LOVE YOUR ART STYLE SO MUCH ITS TOTALLY INSPIRING AND I THINK I SORTA GAINED A KIND OF LIKE “😦Oh Wowwie this person is so unique how do they post their art without being scared?” ((I posted like three things but I’m over here too goofy to go off from the Anonymous text thing but I really should cuz— 🧍🏽‍♀️……I’m rambling- 👹👹👹👹TO GET TO THE POINT I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOUR ART AND THROW A MILLION HEARTS ALL OVER YOUR CHARACTER DESIGNS RAAHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM AAAAAAAA❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️—-

(Also random thing but like- how do artist genuinely post stuff and just— get it noticed?—😞 sorry I absolutely suck at this since I rarely ask people things on here since I wanna post my own silly art and characters but I get all “😦…OH! PEOPLE CAN SEE MY THINGS—“..but at the same time wanting people to see my artwork?— YEAH ITS CONFUSING AND MY BRAIN IS SO FRIED TRYING TO DRAW MY FAVORITE MADNESS COMBAT CHARACTER…..))

😞sorry that I just wrote a bunch of vomit from my brain I just don’t know how to send things without rambling like a deranged creature—

I CANT TELL YOU ALL THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR BEING SO KIND TO ME ITS NOT FAIR RAUAGAHAGUGSIGJSH

As for how you get noticed, straight up you just gotta get lucky. If you're like me where you're scared of talking to people and interacting with others, you're just gonna have to leave it up to luck whether people notice you or not lmao. That's what happened to me! I just posted my stupid doodles to the madness tags and didn't do much else and I ended up getting lucky in that a lot of people noticed me and a lot of people liked my shit.

Or you can just interact with a lot of people and you'll get your name out there that way! I'm too chicken shit to do that so I don't know how well that works personally lmao

Straight up, you just gotta conquer your nervousness over posting art. I was terrified of sharing my oc x canon stuff with Eb and Tricky publically but hey lo and behold people were really nice and encouraging about it. And now I'm not AS afraid to share stuff thats personal to me! Really its all about not letting your anxiety stop you from doing what you like. I had to learn how to overcome that and you will too!

Also, to all my fellow "is anxious about sharing my personal stuff that I think others will think is cringe type of content publically, esp in the Madness fandom": No one else opinion matters because Krinks has your back dawg. My proof is this lol

#beemer asks #slash pos

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weirdthoughtsandideas · 7 months

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A liveblog of a rewatch of my favorite lesbian film (Fucking Åmål)

Agnes having a "secret diary" on her computer it's so 90s.

"I am subtle about my crush on Elin" Meanwhile her diary:

It's so fucking funny how the first scene with Elin is her just POURING MILK OVER HER SISTER BECAUSE SHE DARED TO TAKE THE LAST OBOY (that's a chocolate drink) She's so impulsive and just says and does stuff all the time.

Everyone has known someone like Elin. And she was often the really annoying girl irl, but she's also just so young and naive and you can see there's just something else behind all of that.

Agnes' mom wanting her to have a party and AGNES DOESN'T WANT TOOOO AAAAUGGGHHH AND SHE DOES THIS BECAUSE OF HER MOM

Johan is so fucking awkward. He really tries to hit on Elin and she just disses him. Literally she doesn't want a ride and he's like "but you can carry the helmet if you want" HELP

NOT THE GIRAFFE NECK GIRL

Her name is Camilla but I call her giraffe neck girl because

Agnes... girl... stop doodling Elin's name you're not subtle

Victoria is so deeply afraid Agnes is gonna hit on her. Like. Agnes: So the french word for "bus"? Victoria: PUSS?! (this is the swedish word for "kiss") Agnes: ?? Agnes: Bus. Victoria: OH

Elin's lines in the cafeteria always cracks me up so much

Tfw you're grounded because you "accidentally had no pants on"

Listen like. I understand Agnes' mom, she just wants her daughter to have some friends. But she really does not understand her.

Oh no not the ableism... yikes

Agnes :((

Agnes litting up when she finds out Jessica and Elin have come over awwwwwwww

Not her mom giving them wine????

AGNES' COMPUTER IS ON AGNES HONEY GET A PASSWORD good thing Elin didn't see her diary cause.

Elin hearing the rumour about Agnes being a lesbian and her immediate thought is "Cool. I'm gonna be that too".

The 90s homophobia is strong, but some of these lines are so funny for no reason?? like?? Elin: What do I get if I kiss her? Jessica: AIDS, probably

Agnes' reaction to getting kissed by Elin isn't "omg I got kissed by my crush" it's shock, it's "what the fuck happened", and then when Elin and Jessica laugh and run away she just sits there. Not knowing how to feel. It's realistic.

Noooo Elin feeling so bad about it immediately and wanting to go back to apologize :(

Elin: *vomits* Johan: Fuck, you're so hot Elin:

Honestly same because who tf says this after you just have thrown up

Also how is this not a meme:

Fuck the self harm scene... aaaaaaaa I always forget it exists

Elin throwing rocks at the window :3

Ok I decided to translate my favorite exchange cause it's sooo

Tag your ship

Omg their talk about what they wanna be when they grow up <33

Elin: Do you think I am pretty enough to be a model?

Elin: Why are you so weird. Sorry for asking, but... you are weird. Agnes: You're weird, too. Elin: I want to be weird. Or... not weird, but I don't wanna be like everyone else. This exchange <33 They can be weird together

"It's just because you live in fucking Åmål" OOOOOOO

Elin is here with her dumb questions and Agnes is just

Let's go spontaneous trip to Stockholm woooooo

Imagine what would've happened if they actually went to Stockholm. THAT would have been a different movie.

AGNES GIVING HER A LITTLE KISS BEFORE GOING HOME

Not Jessica eating up all the chips because "otherwise their mom will wonder" and Elin is like "?? can't we be home without having eaten chips?"

ELIN MOANING IN HER SLEEP

Victoria is such a savage tbh.

"Good luck with Elin"

AAAAAAAAAAA JESSICA STOP BEING SO NOSY LET HER CALL HER!!

And Agnes will wonder why Elin isn't calling :( And Elin just WANTS to call but her nosy (but rightfully protective) sister is in the way :(

AND NOW ELIN HAS TO PRETEND SHE'S INTO JOHAN

Elin: Mom, I'm a lesbian Her mom: What?! Elin: Elin: Elin: Nah, I'm just joking

Not the random 30 second masturbation scene?? I mean this film has a very realistic portrayal of teenagers but. Well. At least it was just a zoom in on her eyes and not much else.

God living in a small town like these... everyone knows everyone...

NOT ELIN HANGING UP WHEN AGNES CALLS NOOOO her internalized homophobia :(

Agnes' dad sees so well that something is wrong and she can't tell himmmm

Elin: I wanna be a psychologist Jessica: YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT

So I know Jessica is just looking out for her, they kind of only have each other, but also she needs to give her some fucking privacy

Jessica: You get everything you want Elin: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT I WANT? THE ANGST

Agnes' mom reading her diary AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYY

You know there's nothing to do in the small town when the teenagers play BINGO

Elin calling Johan from the OTHER ROOM to break up with him

Not the "you can't stand on an A-well because it means bad"

"No, I'm not feeling anything. No anal sex."

"I'm in love with someone else" AAAAAAA

THE CINEMATIC MIRROR WHEN AGNES HAS BEEN STARRING AT HER SCHOOL PHOTO ALL MOVIE AND NOW ELIN DOES THE SAME

Elin wanting to throw rocks at the window again and BREAKING THE WINDOW AND THE MUSIC JUST ABRUPTLY STOPS

TOILET CONFRONTATION LET'S GOOOO

Elin is so bad with words but god she tries... honey...

UGH and everyone outside banging on the door thinking she has a boy in there.

In this movie, no one comes out of the closet, they come out of the school restroom

"Ta da! Here is me, and this is my new girl! Could you move? We're gonna go and fuck!"

Wrote history!

"Fucking" means drinking oboy lmao

Elin just infodumping how she has too much chocolate powder in her milk

I really wonder what happens later. When they go back to school the next morning. When Agnes goes home to her mom who has read her diary. When Jessica finds out. But at the same time, it ends so sweetly. Right now it's only them and no one else.

This movie is really cheaply made. It's shot like it's some secret person recording these kids. It's awkward zooms and hectic cuts. But it also adds to the charm. It makes it feel... real. Like we're seeing them right now in these moments, not putting up an act.

Also, campy movies are the best movies :D

#fucking åmål #show me love #show me love 1998

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lovelylotusf1 · 4 months

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I love these tag games. Thank you @ravenrage27 for tagging me <3

What color are your eyes?

Blue! Sometimes they appear grey if the light hits them weirdly.

Tell me about your pets. Or your dream pets.

I don't own any pets but my family does. We have 10 lovely chickens, 7 of them hatched by us! I also want to have my own chickens someday, they are silly little girls. The named ones are the ones we hatched ourselves:

Cookie & Cream (can't tell them apart)

Toast

Brownie

Snom

Pico

Popstar

Share some interesting facts about yourself:

I have been to 7 countries already (if you include my home one 8)!

What was the first fandom you were a part of?

Actively? F1.

Passively munching on fics? Probably Yu-Gi-Oh.

Do you have any phobias?

Can't stand getting my blood drawn.

Are you a picky eater? If so, what food can't you stand?

I am so sorry to everyone who knows me in real life. I am a very picky eater🫣😔 Certain textures just don't vibe with me and I'd rather stay withing my comfort zone than risk throwing up at the dinner table. (That's why Lando is my pookie ❤️)

Do you eat the burger and fries at the same time? Or one after the other?

I don't really eat burgers. The thing that gets close would probably be Schnitzel? There I eat them both together.

Winter or summer?

Winter babyyyy

What fanfiction tropes are your favorite?

Anything fluffy sprinkled with a good amount of pining. Preferred: mutual pining but they both think the other isn't.

Are you studying or working? What did you study, what is your job?

Studying to become a teacher! Which is why I bury my real identity under a whole lot of different emails😎😭

What is the last country you visited?

Hungary! Specifically Budapest, last summer.

What country would you move to after retiring?

I'd like to stay in my home country, Austria.

Who was your first crush?

Proud aro-ace person here so I never really had one! The only experience I can tell is the following: There was this one guy in middle school who like 5 girls had a crush on. I convinced myself sooo hard that I liked him like that as well. Turns out: Not everyone has to try really hard to have a crush.

How did you get into F1 fandom?

A friend of mine used to play the F1 game during class. He got obsessed with it, then got me and another mutual friend into watching the races with Miami 2022. Almost a whole year passed and I was just casually interested, not really thinking too much about it except watching it regularly.

But then I got curious and wanted to know if there even are any fics for this. Turns out: There are! A ton! And I fell into a rabbit hole and don't want back out.

I'm a bit sad that I wasn't as into it in the beginning because I missed a whole lot and didn't appreciate everything enough😭 Seb's last season? Seen, not appreciated. Oscar's silly season? Didn't even see it. Nico Hülkenberg commentating for the TV station where I watch the races when he didn't have a seat? Thought he was just a regular guy aaaaaaaa

Anywayyy, my taglist:

@wisteria-wisteria @borntogayz @charlclerc @laura1633 @piastrology & everyone who sees this and wants to participate!!

(feel free to ignore though)

#tag game #about me

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omoghouls · 1 year

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Always happy to see my favorite fawn in yet another fandom of mine ;) 1998 ot4 Vash gets diapered travelling around with the gang (they can't spare the water to keep washing his pants) and has to play roulette everytime he needs a change because Milly is sweet and eager, but she baby talks him the ENTIRE time and manhandles him, Meryl is fine and straightforward but she'll tease him once she has him down on the changing mat, but Wolfwood is the worst because hes gonna do both and spank Vash for wriggling around too much. But he gets a kissy on the forehead afterwards (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）

I collect fandoms like neat, little rocks you find on the beach ;w; and then decimate said rocks with piss and diapers xD

AND O M G YA A AAAAAAA- omgomggg

It just becomes far easier to keep the typhoon padded up while they're traveling between cities-keeps everyone dry (because Vash has definitely wet himself while they were in a car which, close quarters means at least someone else got wet too [probably Wolfwood because Meryl was on driving task ])

Ofc Vash gets all pouty about it at first, saying how it's so unfaiiiir, not his fault the other's don't know how to take breaks (Which, gets him retorts of "Well, we thought a 150 year old would have figured out how to hold his piss in by now" or "Tough, either this or you're raw-dogging on a towel.") Eventually, he just accepts this is his traveling arrangement when with the three others xD

At first, the others let Vash change himself, thinking that he'd be at least semi-decent at that.

That arrangement is short-lived because it's very quickly realized Vash is AWFUL at self changes (he doesn't tape it snuggly enough, leak guards aren't pulled out, and he's somehow put them on backwards more than once-). So, it's a tag-team of keeping that man changed-

Milly is definitely eager. She's the one who routinely checks him and announces he needs a change xD She'll just pick him up like he weighs a sack of potatoes and chats the whoole time, definitely baby talking all while Vash is laying there, covering his face with his jacket.

Meryl has a vague idea of typically the times when Vash needs a change, so she'll just lightly drag him off by the hand or ear to change him (and 9/10 she's correct. Which still amazes Vash) and when she has him on the changing mat she'll tease him like "Wow, going to have to double you up if you're going to go through one so fast!"

And Wolfwood omgg xD He'll just pick Vash up like one does with a drenched cat (arms reach out) and walks him over to an area to change him. Ofc Vash squirms because Wolfwood just rawdogs the wipes, so they're freezing! Wolfwood gives a warning look at Vash before spanking like, "If you're going to squirm like a worm, we'll leave you with the damn sand worms. They'll be your new family."

Which quickly has Vash stop squirming, but he now has that sad puppy dog expression until Wolfwood is finished the tape job and he gets his lil forehead kissie for staying still♡ aaAAAAAA

#m #omutsu #diaper mention #AANNANANSDNDMEKWKDNND

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chocoenvy · 2 years

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Choco, I have three questions for you that I have come up with after reading vampire Sandrone be jealous towards pos vampire reader. You don't have to answer if you don't want to, but I would like to write you a short little story so I'd like to hear your thoughts before I do so.

Firstly, do you think yan Sandrone would ever fall for Tsaritsa and the reader? I imagine if Sandrone did, she'd try to make them into dolls still.

Secondly, would Tsaritsa and Sandrone react positively to the topic of polyamory?

Thirdly and finally, how would vampire Sandrone from your last short writing handle pos vampire reader at her door, only to hug her while crying and apologizing?

I'd love to hear your thoughts, and thank you if you choose to take the time to read and answer these questions.

YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE FOR- AAAAAAAA OMG WHEN/IF YOU DO PLEASE TAG ME IN IT I'D LOVE TO SEE!!!!

ADSKFJASDFA ANYWAYS!

I think there's a possibility of Sandrone falling in love with the reader. What Sandrone feels for the reader and the tsaritsa are complete opposites but there's no denying that Sandrone is absolutely obsessed with both. Obsessed with the Tsaritsa because she "loves" her and obsessed with the reader bc she hates them. And after so long of obsessing over you and the tsaritsa she can't help but want to make you into a doll. To correct your behavior. Who knows, she might've even spare you some affection if you're good (this thought process spirals out of control quickly and Sandrone does indeed fall in love with the reader)

SECOND! Ofc i think they would! Sandrone more than the Tsaritsa imo because I just. Feel like the Tsaritsa doesn't fall in love easily but when she does she loves hard. But I definitely think she'd be receptive to it if its people she loves.

THIRD! I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK DEAR ANON!! After so long of hating you and wanting your place, she honestly just wants to take this opportunity to do smth to you. She wants to break you from the inside out, kick you when you're down (honestly she wishes she could just fucking kill you but she can't without alerting the Tsaritsa). However she could also help you, get close to you and by extension the Tsaritsa.

Whatever she does it is most definitely not out of the good of her heart. She'll become a parasite attached to you.

Sandrone is sure you have alternative intentions behind your reasoning for appearing at her door. You're so infuriating, crying at her door and throwing yourself into her arms and dirtying her and her clothes.

Then again, she can't help but wonder why you're not crying to the Tsaritsa?

And that curiosity is what killed the cat.

WHATEVER HAPPENS will def be a roller coaster. I love the way you think anon, thank u for sharing my brainworms.

#choco.asks #i am obsessed with sandrone x tsaritsa x reader now wtf is this

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I think Moonbin's passing hit even harder cause he was loved in the industry and known even by non-Astro fans. His smile was so infectious, so this is even more shocking. When I went to his memorial I saw some members of SVT, definitely Mingyu and DK too, I think. I didn't want to stare too much or anything, but some girls next to us said it was them. I read a few letters, Sua's one was so bittersweet, I hope she gets all the rest and supports she needs and continues her journey by making her brother proud. Shinee (Key especially) and Shawols were so sweet to Arohas, I can tell Kibum was going through it... it was Jjong's birthday recently and then after the news about MB everyone started talking about Jjong... and Hara and Sulli. Wheb are they gonna stop using them?! Moonbin will end up as another "example" of the dark side of kpop too, it's sickening :(

All the football news I just... pretend not to see, cause I'm trying to be calm. I did see my friends being pissed because of Arsenal 💀

Ah yes I saw the BLM scandal, wasn't sure if there was anything else. I do know more about Versteppen's antics, that guy looks punchable, lol. Can't trust most Russian sportspeople, lots of them are Putin's puppets... and I get it's dangerous to disobey, but idk move somewhere else, be a decent person, cut ties with the Russian govt

Ha, I'm not going to Waterbomb I'm seeing Atz at their concert in Tokyo! Don't tease me about long haired wet hair Hwa when he's in his mushroom era :( AT LEAST NO BALDNESS

Dozen's only asset is his deep voice, but it's not like he's a good rapper anyway. He was funny and cute sometimes, but? Every idol is so 💁🏼‍♀️ they need to let him go. If the accusations were totally false I'm sure he'd be back or we'd get a statement already. Yet, Chris Lee is sucking his dick for some reason? I mean who tf thought putting him in SuperM was a reasonable decision

https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1651504632542162945?t=YFknVN04bdrXED2NTNyIZw&s=19

Sorry Hwa, you look cute, but you won't lure me. Gorgeous boyfriend look, but the prices and designs, I'll pass

I'm glad some Atinys are waking up, KQ is ok in some departments, but shit got stale, like how blind can you be not to see that...... Seonghwa and other members (apart from Jongho cause he gets gigs all the time, Hongjoong too) need more solo promos, they should calm down with the festivals and focus on other things or try to promo them locally more

I've been saying this for a while about SMN and The Real, but some Atunas are like HOW DARE YOU SHIT ON ATEEZ'S CLASSICS THOSE SONGS ARE THEIR IDENTITY. 😴😴😴😴 stfu, they have so many good songs, literally fuck off

Seonghwa..... https://twitter.com/1024updates/status/1651440250206539779?t=NPfFgAT2CnB49EuRoAzUaQ&s=19 the qrts are eating him up like he ate that big ass sausage lmao

HE GOT HIS SWORD BACK AAAAAAAA and the angelic fit 😳😳😳https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1651917776947400705?t=XnfJJp8U8tt_Lfjdyl9gBw&s=19

AURORA ON THE SETLIST I LIVE https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1651905470838476800?t=2xizl2uvupi78MrO4uC4Ug&s=19

No Inception, no DV... Fever series really ignored like that once again ://// the middle of the setlist 5-13 (apart from Illusion) was made specially for me. Cyberpunk, Rocky and Fireworks too (though I hate the remix) and it'll be cool to experience Guerrilla live, but after that... sorry I'm not THAT person 😭 https://twitter.com/1024updates/status/1651936451867602945?t=C8HuSoT5UJSKLL2kCganMw&s=19

?!?!?! https://twitter.com/pshsource/status/1651897176207904770?t=B3ig1IjRrD9uOKnNZE8Mxg&s=19

https://twitter.com/pshsource/status/1651897616932786179?t=Eh6__E-EX1a2oifEpRBMGQ&s=19

CAT BOY CAT BOY CAT BOY https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1652289125322563584?t=gD0R1wgd1sokjspn1eQtSg&s=19

We're cat hat twins 🥰 big day for Cathwa enthusiasts!

Taemin was so cool and shy, I could tell he was nervous, but excited to see us again. Criminal has new verse on the bridge and ajsjjahwbshehhs the lyrics https://twitter.com/5hinee25tar/status/1649678404067921921?t=WHSTdAbiCy0ighO-xCZDnw&s=19. I hope I get to see Shinee before I go home 😭

Waiting for Hala Madrid Ateez! 😊😊😊 though I know they're traitors. But actually yeah, why the fuck do they have to go to every festival I'M TIRED and shit is sketchy

Hmmm not sure how I feel about them bringing Totally Spies back, but let's appreciate our fashion queens https://twitter.com/PopCulture2000s/status/1651917841128472579?t=wRtFCv1YMvRlemm7VMwU7g&s=19 - DV 💖

hello!!!

right!! it’s the way everyone, from every position in the industry came to write their story w him,, all of them share that his smile was the brightest and 😭😭😭 i didn’t realize so many svt members were this close to him,, seeing them there— sua’s letter and sinb not being able to attend the funeral,,, can’t imagine what they feel and how they just have to go to events pretending like this never happened,,,, key’s message just kind of broke me honestly, i read it over and over and man i, this sounds pretty stupid but before his passing, actually on the day, like four hours before it happened, i randomly, like it somehow came in my mind and i blurted it that does one get peace in the moment they pass away, like that being THAT moment that they can let go freely and have eternal peace and then i woke up to this and it cracked my brain,, OH MY GOD THAT PART!!!! saw someone comment that on his last post and it was so very tone deaf and they can’t read the room, they kept bringing all those three in it saying this is the dark side of kpop and all this all that 😭😭 let people grieve and pass in peace without coming up with apparent reasons and examples and presumptions psychoanalyzing every nit bit of their life like come on man 😭😭😭

I can tell writing hasn't been on your mind lately, it's understandable. Though, literally a day after the news I saw someone in Moonbin's tag saying "his death motivated me to start writing about him again" and??? When literally everyone who has written for Astro said they would stop writing for him... weirdo //// All the football news I just... pretend not to see, cause I'm trying to be calm. I did see my friends being pissed because of Arsenal 💀

yeah it became my last thing to worry about but i recently watched two romcoms and have been getting into it back again <3 SORRY????? how…how does..someone’s death motivate u to write (a fic???) about them???? wHAAT???

LMFAOOHWKSKQHDKW london is gonna be what? ☺️ another trophyless season for them jevqkcjjckc and how tf is newcastle united higher up than man utd 😭😭😭 and madrid lower than athletico madrid??

yeah other than that nothing on him, i rmr when he first joined(?) they made him do the drugs test multiple times bc they couldn’t believe someone this handsome and nice wasn’t on something,,, other than that he’s just a guy w immensely bad luck trying to find his airports w a tweezer at a airport <3

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH max is 🔫🔫 merc car hit him on the track last race and he started blowing off calling someone a d head but it’s perfectly okay when he does the same bc then that’s “racing!” 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 yup yup now he’s trying to get back into f1 by legal procedures but no one wants him 😭😭

Ha, I'm not going to Waterbomb I'm seeing Atz at their concert in Tokyo! Don't tease me about long haired wet hair Hwa when he's in his mushroom era :( AT LEAST NO BALDNESS

NAURFNMWHDKW I HOPE ATEEZ DOES A WATER STAGE AT THE CONCERT THEN,,, no bc those scenes in the kdrama when they come out the shower and their hair is wet in front of their forehead, covering their eyes and they do that jaw thing 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 WE ARE NOT GOONG TO SURVIVE

dozen had like 2 seconds of line but his rap was indeed pre good, the boss one is >>> no yeah he was funny but like so is every idol 😭😭😭 they already have a whole Yang Yang for nct’s entertainment aspect we ARE THRIVING W HIM! no literally chris lee is really a die hard fan of his bc how long are u gonna protect him like if i was him id be so bored and out of self respect either ask company to put out a statement regarding his return or like let him leave

https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1651504632542162945?t=YFknVN04bdrXED2NTNyIZw&s=19 Sorry Hwa, you look cute, but you won't lure me. Gorgeous boyfriend look, but the prices and designs, I'll pass

LMFAOOOO BUT ANON WE WON! MODEL HWA???

right! like they’re not terrible but wish they did more for their artists 😭😭 give them a good song that’s catchy or repetitive and get them on that tiktok app to do challenges w EVERYONE ppl need to make edits on every idol on that song, they need to go EVERYWHERE,, need solo’s, solo variety shows, tired of immortal voice pls send them for comedy and all??? YEAHh make their kr base stable for this cb honestly

NO BC THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THEYVE PERFORMED IT IT BE SOUNDING THE FUCKING SAME NOW????? LIKE GIVE US SOMETHING FRESH! REVAMP THE SETLIST! IDK DO COVERS???? no bc treasure needs a comeback 🤚🏻 they need to perform songs like 1. treasure 2. promise 3. thanxx pls 4. where do i go 5. and if they wanna do something ballady then still here acoustic version??? is available?? like rotate the mf songs bc the public already seems to be over them performing the same songs over and over! give them something like love me right or something gOOD!

Seonghwa..... https://twitter.com/1024updates/status/1651440250206539779?t=NPfFgAT2CnB49EuRoAzUaQ&s=19 the qrts are eating him up like he ate that big ass sausage lmao //// HE GOT HIS SWORD BACK AAAAAAAA and the angelic fit 😳😳😳https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1651917776947400705?t=XnfJJp8U8tt_Lfjdyl9gBw&s=19

AURORA ON THE SETLIST I LIVE https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1651905470838476800?t=2xizl2uvupi78MrO4uC4Ug&s=19

oh my god what is that sausage- THIS BRO MUSTVE BEEN SOME SOLDIER IN THE PAST LIFE ???? THE EYE GLARE??? PERFECT EYES??? FINALLY SOME NEW SONGS??

no literally like what did yall make that come back for??? to forget it?? bring back thanxx and those face paints and colourful outfits w fireworks!!!!! omg the amount of hype songs,,, id be tired looking at them, i wish they revamp their sound a little for the next cb,, give us some dance poppy song, repetitive chorus that’s addicting, something vocally amazing, something like the best drop of forever young by bp bring back 2012’s music 🔫

?!?!?! https://twitter.com/pshsource/status/1651897176207904770?t=B3ig1IjRrD9uOKnNZE8Mxg&s=19

https://twitter.com/pshsource/status/1651897616932786179?t=Eh6__E-EX1a2oifEpRBMGQ&s=19 /// CAT BOY CAT BOY CAT BOY https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1652289125322563584?t=gD0R1wgd1sokjspn1eQtSg&s=19

We're cat hat twins 🥰 big day for Cathwa enthusiasts!

NO THESE OUTIFYS FJWJDHWKDHWKHDKW HE IS GIVING VERY DUKE VIBES QND IM SCREAMING THWMFJWK AND CHOI SAN WITH THAT LOSE TIE ON A BLACK ON BLACK OUTFIT 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 seonghwa woildve been so perfect at the MET, he’d devour that cat look everyone did 😭😭

taemin and his music, from the lyrics to the beat???? what a man, truly he’s like the lana del ray x mj of kpop, HE’S SO PRETTY 😭😭😭 I HOPE U DO TOO HC THAT TINY ASS ARENA THEY GOT WILL HOLD NO ONE

You wonder how old I am... now I'm not gonna say it. Maybe I'm 45 actually. Truthfully I look younger, people usually say I'm somewhere between 21 and 25 lol. If I wear a lot of make up and more "serious" clothes I do look my age, but sometimes people are like "are you even an adult?" and??? My height is an advantage, thankfully I'm not small cause then my life would be really hard aksjsjjabwbsjskwjwgg /// Waiting for Hala Madrid Ateez! 😊😊😊 though I know they're traitors. But actually yeah, why the fuck do they have to go to every festival I'M TIRED and shit is sketchy

so i am guessing, bc u once said ur older than hwa by 2-3 years,,,, ur around 25-28 🤚🏻 boomer,, LMFAOOO BDMWHDKWJCKC “are u even an adult?” me everytime u say u don’t drink water 🤨 and if they go to madrid go watch the game and they lose <3 ANWYAYS! the qatar festival got cancelled!

Skz and Atz comebacks possibly aligning, well some people won't like it lol. But also given Ateez's schedule.... 😬 anyway I hope KQ steps up their game and that the song(s) hit, cause most of their post Fever releases made me feel either conflicted or just... 💀 And not me literally saying "cowboys? Groundbreaking" some time ago, cause everyone is cowboy/girl-ing and now Ateez too 😅 /// Hmmm not sure how I feel about them bringing Totally Spies back, but let's appreciate our fashion queens https://twitter.com/PopCulture2000s/status/1651917841128472579?t=wRtFCv1YMvRlemm7VMwU7g&s=19 - DV 💖

omg it’s war season 😭😭😭😭 voting and streams 😭😭😭 yeah ihopethey do something good, i also wish they get different producers for a diff sound, like get someone from sm not nct’s prod but everyone else dbwmdbsn COWBOYS ERA ….onto another hype song! haha! wHOEVER DESIGNED THEIR OUTFITS EACH EPISODE IS THE GOAT!

jennie x calvin kleins??? supporting jennie designer era <3 lots of purple ooo on my way to buy them all bc ayo

GISELLE?????

oh this guy’s mad

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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