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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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crying screaming throwing up
guh
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people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;
people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows
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yo mamaa so avian her bbitrth certificate was a bird scertificate
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I am not in the headspace to see rich people be happy
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are you ever like damnnnnnn why cant it be easier
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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again
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out for blood
#severe head cold#medicine does nothing#one more thing to try and then we start escalating to ripping and tearing in the streets#vent
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having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.
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Driving out here is fun cuz you just accidentally cross state lines. There's like fifteen of you fucks out here jammed into the space of the central valley.
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i feel strongly about this
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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
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