#i don't want to spam everyone's emails if they have notifs turned on with a third attempt at getting this post right

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"I hope we meet again," the strange man said.

One thing, however, stuck with her: her body began shifting again.

[itsuki-minamy]

"K – LETTER STORY"

GREEN: "THIS IS A 200 MILLION YEN EARNINGS REPORT"

Translation: Naru-kun Raws: Ridia

Sukuna Gojo clicked his tongue when he saw the notification that appeared.

It was clearly a spam email that anyone could see. He won 200 million yen. "What do you mean?" Sukuna snorted. He doesn't remember buying a lottery ticket. In fact, he was curious to know how low one's IQ would have to be to fall for that kind of spam.

However, there are some suspicious points.

Sukuna's PDA is always equipped with top-notch security software that he has modified himself. Emails that are not identified will not be received first. How did someone who creates such suspicious spam emails get past that?

He opened his security software. It's amazing that he can "see through" the content of an email. Sukuna couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the sender on the list.

H.N.

Hisui Nagare.

There is no evidence of fraud or kidnapping. This is definitely a spam email created by the “King” of “Jungle”.

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"Hey, what is this?"

At the "secret base", Sukuna threw a tan PDA at Hisui. There that was like spam.

Nagare turned his wheelchair to face him and let out an "Ah." sound.

"That's the email I sent you. How was it?"

"No, I'm the one asking. What was your purpose in sending me this?"

Nagare nodded and said in a casual tone:

"That email has malware attached that I created. It's a "Trojan horse" that explodes the moment you open an email and steals all the data it contains."

"What did you do to my PDA?!"

Sukuna unconsciously hit the PDA against the tatami. Nagare looked emotionlessly at the PDA as it bounced and rolled.

"It's a good thing I was careful! What were you going to do if it really exploded?!"

"That's a success. I'm happy."

Nagare looked directly at Sukuna, whose face was distorted with anger.

"This email is the latest spam that has been distributed everywhere. By infiltrating large companies and public institutions, we can obtain important information for ourselves. As evidence for this purpose, I have selected Sukuna's PDA."

"Why me?"

"As far as I know, you have the strictest security environment. If I could get through your PDA, it would have worked elsewhere, but it seems that wasn't possible. It's a shame."

Sukuna pursed his lips and remained silent.

He still doesn't like it when someone tries to imitate him. However, if he said that it was for the good of "Jungle", he couldn't refute it, and furthermore, he was happy that Nagare recognized him. However, since he couldn't even contradict, he had no choice but to put on a poker face.

"Then you should say that from the beginning. Damn..."

Letting out a sigh through his nose, Sukuna took the PDA and scratched himself cross-legged.

"Well, I don't think there are any idiots who accept this kind of thing nowadays. I don't think there are idiots like that in large companies or public institutions, even if they have a very low level of literacy."

"In the past, they used to get a lot of attention. Lately it seems like there are classes, so it's quite difficult."

"Can't you be a little more creative with your wording? Choose a subject line that makes people want to open it."

"Statistics show that subject lines related to money or the opposite sex are more attractive to people."

"No, it's not like that... it's more of an email that makes the other person not want to open it..."

"Our opponents... for example, "Tokijikuin" and "Scepter 4" are interested..."

They both looked up at the same time and let out an "Ah!" sound.

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Subject: [Urgent] The location of the "Green King" has been found!

Please excuse my anonymity. Everyone is looking for the "Green King" and we have finally discovered his hideout!

The "Green King" is a king who manipulates information, so we can't tell you in writing. We will inform you in the attached file. Thank you.

Location of the "Green King'' .doc .exe

[kamiyugure]

Social Media Notifications Are Out of Control

I LOVE that in order to get something like facebook to STOP spamming my email, it's now a huge long series of settings I have to go through one-by-one. At what point can my email box just call these apps' content what it is? Spam. It shouldn't be assumed that I want to be updated about everyone and everything tangentially related to anyone and anything I've ever looked at on these websites. Can't even go to a person's profile page with NOTHING on it, without it trying to infinite scroll. Even when the ONLY THING it has to scroll through is the one time they added a profile picture 2 days ago because it's a BRAND NEW MALICIOUS SCAM BOT ACCOUNT FLOODING POSTS WITH BS trying to trick people in bad situations into getting tangled up with their friends trying to sell them an absurd system to track down their missing pets that would and could never fucking work. The apps themselves are just as complicit because they want you to always have a notification even if it's nothing to do with you and doesn't involve anyone you actually know. Jimbob dumbfuck posted a comment on a post you haven't seen in a joke group you joined 5 years ago? PING MOTHERFUCKER Good god. Wish scam and spam filters would start hyper targetting these social media apps because nothing in the world has more bullshit than facebook and instagram and nextdoor etc. Hell even LinkedIn - there's like 500 settings to turn off on fucking LINKEDIN. Bitch almost nobody is on LinkedIn for anything other than when they gotta find their next job. We're not trying to get that toxic work culture seeping into our everyday lives so no, I don't want to know about random guy 37 posting his daily inspirational, only-people-willing-to-sell-their-souls-to-capitalism-deserve-to-eat spiel, to his fellow recruiters that have to live on LinkedIn. I cannot imagine something I want to see less besides like I dunno, gore. That's how much I hate this stuff.