#i feel like he would wear frilly underwear to boost his self-esteem

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Bleach!: Hazbin Hotel

Angel: (folding his laundry and picks up a cherry apple red bra and panty lingerie set) Ugh! Vags! As proud as I am of you twos, can you keep Charlie's sexy lingerie separate from mine?

Vaggie: (perks up) What??? (Sees the lingerie and brain immediately goes into the gutter) OooOoh...

Angel: Ooooooh! So this was supposed to be a surprise? Hohooooo, Charlie, you naughty girl!~

Charlie: What's going on?

Angel: (dangles the lingerie in the air teasingly, holding Vaggie at bay with a spare arm as she tries to swipe them) When were ya goin' ta break these puppies out for Ol' Featherduster here? I didn't think you had it in ya, Toots.

Charlie: (stiffens and blushes bright red) T-Those aren't mine! Mine are wine red!!!

Angel & Vaggie: Huh???

Lucifer: There they are! (Takes the lingerie with a huge grin at the others) They make me feel pretty. (Walks out)

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Angel, Vaggie, Demon Charlie: AaaAaAAaHhhHHhHHhhHHHhhHHHhhHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!! Bleach!!! Bleach!!!! Where the fuck is the bleach?!?!?!?!