#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: This is my boyfriend Angel, he's so smart and handsome and I'm so proud of him

Vaggie: This is my beautiful girlfriend Charlie, she's my angel and I love her so much

Alastor: this is Niffty she has rabies

[az-roser]

Niffty’s definitely gonna get scolded for outing him to Rosie.

IB: this post !

[wolfer13579]

Alastor: Darling, do you love me?

Lucifer: Of course I do!

Alastor: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Lucifer: Well, of course I… would…

Alastor: I mean something really, really—

Lucifer: Alastor, what did you do?

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: Alastor.

Alastor: uh-oh. “Alastor” in B-flat.

Alastor: you’re disappointed.

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Lilith: I would let that realm burn if it wasn't where I kept my stuff.

Adam: What about your daughter?

Lilith: I said my stuff!

[sanguineselene666]

[alien-slushie]

Vaggie: Why is the V tower on fire?

Alastor: Vox came onto me.

Vaggie: You can't just commit arson because someone flirted with you!

Alastor: Why the hell not?!

[whatswrongwithblue]

Alastor: Name ONE THING white people can cook better than black people.

Angel: Meth. The answer is definitely meth.

Alastor: . . .

[dog-bat3]

I’m going to animate this (don’t don’t Quote me on that)

Charlie 🐐 husk🐈‍⬛ Alastor🦌 Lucifer🍎 Vaggie🎀 lute🗡️ Adam🎸 angel🕷️ Valentino🎬 Vox📺 Velvette👗  pentious🐍 Cherri💣 niffty🪳 Sera👁️‍🗨️ Emily😇 Katy kj🦂 (she’s a praying mantis, but they don’t have praying mantises) Lilith 🎵

“I LIKE WRITING ON WALLS FUCK U SOCIETY- ADAM”🎸

“Adam this is actually a door not a wall- regards Society”👁️‍🗨️

“FALLOW YOUR 🌟DREAMS🌟🌈”🐐

“I literally only have nightmares”🐈‍⬛

“Question EVERYTHING”🎀

“Why?”🪳

“Yo on a sscale from one to America how free are you tonight?”🐍

“Germany 1942”🦌

“Do you idealize the past or see it as broken, why?”🗡️

“Dude I’m just trying to take a shit”🎸

“The future is in YOUR hands :D”🐐

“My dick is the future?”🎬 

“If harry potter taught us anything it’s that nobody deserves to live in the closet”🐐

“Except r Kelly”🦌

Writing on top of toilet “holy water”😇

Writing on the bottom “holy shit”🍎

“Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?”🎀

“Conversations with strangers that I have never met and I will never know if I meet in the future…”🐐

“MY DICK IS THE FUTURE”🎸

“COCAINE IS LIKE A SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND WITH PERFECT TITS”🎸

“That’s mean to you all the time and fucks other dudes (I should know)”🕷️

“STOP WHITE HIPSTERS”🐍(he has no idea what he’s saying)

“LOL please explain how”💣

“Tom loves my shaft”🦂”DVD with bonus features”🦂

“When I’m alone I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I’m a meatball…. DONT JUDGE ME!”🐍

“Dude we’re totally judging”🐈‍⬛

Bad drawing of a shark “the largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks :D”🐍

“The largest women in the world is laid by your dad :D”🎸

“I FUCKED YOUR MOM”🍎

“Shut up dad you drunk”🐐

“Open books not legs blow minds not boys”🐐

“Why can’t I do both?”🕷️

“Big tits can’t make up for a small ass but a big ass can make up for small tits”🎬

Vox put quotes around it and ascribed it to “-Abraham Lincoln”📺

Writing on top of toilet “holy water”😇

Writing on the bottom “holy shit”🎸

“Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?”🍎

“Conversations with strangers that I have never met and I will never know if I meet in the future…”😇

“MY DICK IS THE FUTURE”🎸

“For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch… delightful.”🎵

“For a good time call your dad (he misses you)”🍎

“For a good time call THE-VEES”🎬📺👗

“For a good time call me Ishmael”🦌

“Good luck out there human”🐐 “Good luck out there human”😇

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

Cherri, rolling her eye at a drunk Husk: How can anything be wrong between you and Angie? You love him more than I do.

Vaggie: *Looks at Cherri*

Cherri: It’s true and I’m okay with it.

[radvelvetcakez]

Charlie: If I fall… Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you. Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall? Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Lucifer: *watches these two interactions* Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall? Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[fanby-fckry]

I’m coping <2

[hazbin-charlastor-hyperfixation]

[wolfer13579]

Charlie: I think we're missing something.

Angel Dust: Teamwork?

Vaggie: Cohesion?

Alastor: A general sense of what we're doing?

[zootopiathingz]

Lute: your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Adam: jokes on him. I’ll ruin his fucking life.

[az-roser]

-I don’t know the correct answer to that question…”

Saw this post and immediately knew I had to draw it for the 📻🍎 simps including me.